Grew up as a Jehovah’s Witness. Had to study the Bible so much I could’ve written the sequel. Now I know it better than most preachers — which is exactly why I can’t stomach it.
Hear now the words of Levitycus: let not foolish laws pass unmocked, nor holy excuses go unchallenged. For satire is my scripture, and ridicule my commandment…
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Grew up as a Jehovah’s Witness. Had to study the Bible so much I could’ve written the sequel. Now I know it better than most preachers — which is exactly why I can’t stomach it.
Right, because if books really had that kind of power, half the people waving the Bible around would’ve turned into shepherds, carpenters, or fishers of men by now.
The Orange Jesus isn’t a martyr. He’s a false prophet for the gullible and the grifting. That look? It’s the face of a man realizing the Epstein files aren’t going away, and neither is accountability…
My inaugural post, and a perfect example of why Levitycus exists. Behold the arithmetic of the wicked: fifty lives for one, even the smallest among them. Thus sayeth Levitycus — this is not scripture but sacrilege, the gospel of genocide.