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Lindsay

@lgeissler.bsky.social

created August 5, 2024

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"Mr. Burns physique" made me giggle

3/9/2025, 3:36:43 AM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 8:51:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good

2/9/2025, 5:13:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fair enough. I think a lot of it performative.

2/9/2025, 4:15:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ok hear me out. I need to preface by saying that we do not have lines here so that's not a factor. I'm hesitant to let my 9th grader ride the bus because it's one of the last things he 'needs' me for. I know it's silly but it how I feel right now.

1/9/2025, 10:20:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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really vile

1/9/2025, 4:09:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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didn't know McConnell was into golf.

1/9/2025, 3:27:18 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is truly the only correct response.

1/9/2025, 1:57:45 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He could just try being funny!

28/8/2025, 10:04:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is a mistake

28/8/2025, 10:02:55 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok but he himself is gay and is engaged to a trans person so I (maybe erroneously?) assumed that he wouldn’t be cool with “debate” on trans rights.

28/8/2025, 6:00:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I truly don’t get how Lovett could be ok with this idea. Disappointing.

28/8/2025, 5:51:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Weird bc Taylor schooled her ass…

28/8/2025, 4:35:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@jonlovett.bsky.social please say this isn’t so?

28/8/2025, 12:37:07 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trey Gowdy fucking sucks just like every haircut he’s ever had.

27/8/2025, 7:22:05 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Using force, @darth.

26/8/2025, 10:28:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You ok?

26/8/2025, 7:46:48 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rightly so tbh

26/8/2025, 12:12:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stunt on ‘em V!

26/8/2025, 12:03:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Serial killer looking ass

25/8/2025, 6:59:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Petty as hell” FTW

25/8/2025, 6:57:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His?!? Biiitch!!!

25/8/2025, 2:57:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@governorferguson.bsky.social what the fuck

25/8/2025, 1:52:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stephen A. continues to suck.

22/8/2025, 6:56:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm already a subscriber but I want a tote!!!

21/8/2025, 4:07:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/8/2025, 7:57:46 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I did not know that karma was classified as a mold!

19/8/2025, 5:57:10 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope the both injure themselves

18/8/2025, 7:55:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Deranged clown.

18/8/2025, 5:35:23 PM | 25 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even if they was true (it isn’t!), he inherited your bullshit so you inherited his. Do your fucking job you little bitch.

18/8/2025, 5:29:08 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck offfffff!

18/8/2025, 5:26:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm already so embarrassed.

18/8/2025, 5:23:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus Christ.

17/8/2025, 5:38:30 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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a new low (somehow)

16/8/2025, 11:49:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fucking duh.

15/8/2025, 3:13:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not the point but it looks like she’s farting a ghost.

13/8/2025, 10:34:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doctor Kirkland!!??!??!?

11/8/2025, 7:19:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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God this shit again?!

11/8/2025, 1:40:10 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he's TRYING to cover it up...

10/8/2025, 4:09:05 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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like the badge sticker cops give 5 year olds. embarrassing.

8/8/2025, 2:25:43 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Despicable.

7/8/2025, 12:22:20 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And they have zero intention of riding themselves of this kind of filth.

6/8/2025, 3:55:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My god this is ghastly

4/8/2025, 8:09:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No no no. @jimacosta.bsky.social this is gross what are you doing

4/8/2025, 8:09:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good kid.

4/8/2025, 7:49:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s a child rapist. Full stop.

4/8/2025, 7:37:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy shit I almost spit out my coffee.

4/8/2025, 4:34:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't mess with the Democrats from Texas.

4/8/2025, 4:49:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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jfc lighten up

3/8/2025, 3:37:49 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a joke.

2/8/2025, 7:49:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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THE USUAL.

2/8/2025, 6:13:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bad ones.

2/8/2025, 6:12:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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its constitutional Jenga and they WANT the tower to fall.

2/8/2025, 6:12:04 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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good for him tbh.

2/8/2025, 6:08:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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also why is it news that a man got paid for his literal job?

1/8/2025, 4:18:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Honestly wtf causes something like that?

31/7/2025, 10:34:58 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh is he? lol

31/7/2025, 3:00:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s giving ozempic

31/7/2025, 1:42:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let’s make sure we hear from the Shark Tank guy on the way sex trafficking victims think.

30/7/2025, 4:31:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’ll get my vote.

30/7/2025, 4:30:09 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s a miracle!!!

29/7/2025, 1:51:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why is he commenting on New York?

29/7/2025, 1:51:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the WHAT now!??!

28/7/2025, 2:39:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fucking GROSS. what the fuck.

28/7/2025, 2:38:59 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wouldn’t call it successful…

27/7/2025, 6:48:04 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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DEPLORABLE. She tried to tell us.

27/7/2025, 5:31:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Game recognize game

27/7/2025, 3:18:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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true but he needs to be fucking for real and quit with this nonsense ass writing.

26/7/2025, 7:22:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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well damn it now I dont know what to believe

26/7/2025, 7:21:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/7/2025, 7:51:43 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You suck. Resign.

25/7/2025, 4:22:54 PM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are they gonna Weekend at Bernie’s it or…?

24/7/2025, 6:55:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anyway what’s for lunch?

24/7/2025, 6:02:02 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh.

24/7/2025, 4:26:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m sure that’s true 🙃

23/7/2025, 10:25:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/7/2025, 9:09:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/7/2025, 9:06:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I also view him that way. 🤡

22/7/2025, 3:14:41 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@deuxrpg.bsky.social deux moi had been on this for a while

21/7/2025, 10:29:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seriously?

21/7/2025, 7:58:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thoughts and prayers?

21/7/2025, 7:57:43 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not Theo!!!!

21/7/2025, 5:29:33 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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God damn it now Trump has me agreeing with Stephen A.

21/7/2025, 4:47:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty aggressive my guy. Calm the fuck down.

21/7/2025, 1:50:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m aware. It’s just very off putting.

20/7/2025, 10:28:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The math doesn’t math. Dude is cooked.

20/7/2025, 8:09:50 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Having a normal one

20/7/2025, 7:59:09 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The headline is a dud.

20/7/2025, 6:22:39 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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dust=fist

20/7/2025, 5:01:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reports indicate that they are also for the children.

20/7/2025, 4:54:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Money talks I guess

20/7/2025, 4:52:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s a dust full of cake and it’s weird Use a fork

20/7/2025, 4:49:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The cups are all empty they aren’t even trying

20/7/2025, 4:48:44 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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grow up

20/7/2025, 2:25:49 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like it was chilly

18/7/2025, 8:18:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The fuck?

17/7/2025, 10:35:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That seems pretty reasonable tbh

17/7/2025, 8:00:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤡

15/7/2025, 10:37:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well this is fucking gross

15/7/2025, 10:19:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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truly not the point but "geriatric" is painful 😳😬 (also I wholeheartedly agree)

13/7/2025, 4:38:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view