Software Developer | He/Him Building tomorrow’s legacy software —today! Aspiring gun trainer like my dad is. His name is Roger. Don't forget that. Nostradamus of Austin, MN. God works in weird ways https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptX2ilHYpCk
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I love you buddy. You showed me what my crusade was. It’s teaching gun safety like my dad did. And every good dad does. These kids need their dads and some community. So sit down with your dads it’s good for you. It’s the true meaning of Labor Day weekend.
I see you jesse. Talking to me from under those power lines hiding in the woods. You fucking sniper piece of shit you.
But he sure as shit ain’t wrong.
Dang it, Bobby. That boy ain’t right.
So I’ll let my dad shoot the shit on his forums. He’s on his mission from god talking to a bunch Dale Gribbles. It’s time to be a Hank Hill.
Hot damn I had quite the manic episode but we’re good now. I found my mission from god. He was calling to me from a guy from Arkansas. And that boys a fucking Sniper.
maybe let @governorwalz.mn.gov teach you a thing or two first. I heard he taught once. Maybe he can do that again. Bring it on its WWZ.
here's my damn olive branch wheres yours? Governor Stancil.
just listen to the fucking music and learn the true meaning of labor day you nitwit. please. we could be buds wtf do you know?
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It’s coded language across enemy lines.
And listen to some Jesse Welles man.
I’m not quite right but I’m not THAT fucking wrong.
Quit bitching about socialists. Focus on the 100 year cycle and FDR. Socialism begets Liberalism Begets Fascism begets Socialism.
You wanna be governor so god damn bad fucking shut the fuck up will and listen to your constituents. Let’s stop this shit. Your heart is in the right place. Your mouth fucking isn’t.
It’s all coalition building man. You just gotta shut the fuck up and listen to your constituents.
Seriously though @whstancil.bsky.social Let’s chat sometime. Maybe you won’t fuck up this next election. Just hear me out a bit. You gotta run and I gotta talk. Let’s fix politics.
MY dad always says I should shut up about politics. perhaps he's right. I'll do that for a bit tonight.
and jesse if you have it in you I wanna sing this song on stage with you in march. I'll be the guy that looks like a failed school shooter. You can't miss it.
I told you it was fucking short. and ADHD-pilled. but it's gonna get longer. I'm only 28.
this was it. this was the book. my fucking bluesky account.
I'm gonna annoy the piss out of some folks first though lol read my shit you fucking fools. @wtyppod.com @iwriteok.bsky.social @governorwalz.mn.gov @greatdismal.bsky.social @whstancil.bsky.social
anyways its bed time.
and shit if I aint good at decoding messages.
NOSTRADAMUS OF AUSTIN = AUSTIN MN HOLY GOLDEN TOAD = TODALEN 666 HAIL SATAN 42069 MOTHERFUCKERS DO YALL NEED ME TO PRETEND TO BE Q FOR A BIT??? ITS CODED LANGUAGE ACROSS ENEMY LINES YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.
so if yall shut the fuck up and read what I have to say and PROCESS it a bit. maybe it'll make sense to you too. I've been processing it since I was born.
Jesse says he does his research dude. He probably saw my twitter and my bluesky. The power of magical thinking (god) at work you stupid fucks. I haven't shut the fuck up about the shooting since it's happened.
lazer god damn targeted.
I see the TOAD bit btw. you fucker.
that's why I'm keeping this public diary. seriously though I'm that nostradumbass. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL0o...
All writers suffer from the same problem --magical thinking. That's why we fucking write bro.
Okay robert I figured out that my book might just be my bluesky you can follow me now. I'm still posting thru it though.
I'll see you in March.
Please Jesse put out World War Z. You OSINTing mother fucker.
Jesse said he does his fucking research on Joe Rogan. I wasn't gonna watch the whole fucking thing and he said it right away. The magical thinking ain't so magical when you're talking in code across enemy lines man. this is World War Z man. That's what you gotta write next Jesse. World War Z.
I love you Jesse you saved the fucking world man.
you saw that my dad was a state certified gun trainer. you saw my pictures. you know me. I know you. you fuckin did it you crazy bastard.
anyways Reno is gonna shoot his BFG and i need to watch my weeb nonsense. It's just a better perspective than america's is right now.
Hopefully I can get on with saying the right things and stop saying the wrong thing.
the reason guys like anime is because it teaches you how to fight monsters. you just gotta figure out how to fight the monsters inside you on your own.
Men need accountability, women need grace and reflection. it makes sense now folks. The signs were there in this little town of mine and it was cliche and a bit misogynistic. But it struck a damn chord.
I got a boy on the way. I gotta teach him how to do gun training too.
sometimes shit just clicks and I know he's watching so I gotta do good. shits paternalistic like that.
thats the thing about writing man. and writers, we all think we're nostradamus and I fucking get it now. My buddy ian wants to be a doctor and he's working on that right now. I gotta save lives in my own way. God is fucking weird.
you're on bluesky jesse i know it. I'll fucking find you you little fucker. you're hiding in the woods while you play your fucking music. I know you man. follow me back.
I bet he wants to see "failed school shooter" next to my name too. fucking lazer targeted AOE healing.
there aint a more perfect laser targeted song man
bet he saw my granddads face too.
THIS FUCKER DID HIS RESEARCH BTW. HE GOOGLED MY ASS I BET HE DID. HE'S BEEN SEEING MY SHIT.
maybe us small town boys know how to talk to eachother. I see you Jesse, Robert, (will are you from a small down? I'm too lazy to google rn). John and Hank. Y'all we aint forgetting the list or this song right fucking here. I'm the NOSTRADAMUS OF AUSTIN, MN www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL0o...
anyways god was hiding in my kitchen ceiling.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6L9... god or the algorithm or god speaking through the algorithm is doing some fucked up shit right now with this character and me.
y'all gotta hold me to this. otherwise I won't fuckin do it.
I'll write about that. I'm a crusader like every other fucking school shooter. I just found the right one.
angels are definitely real though. my grandparents have been pulling quite a few strings in my life.
Or she or whatever. gods in us man.
I'll be practicing man.
gods real fucked up like that. sometimes he proves he exists.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL0o... I'm gonna be singing this song from the fucking hills man. Jesse I wanna sing this with you in March. I got the tix you got the stage. Let's make something happen here. Gimme a chance man. You struck a chord here. You spoke to the NOSTRADAMUS OF AUSTIN, MN.
wait. please pray for Jeff Smith of Austin, MN. I fear he may have been hurt working on a tree in his backyard. I gotta learn guitar from that guy he's been my parents neighbor for years. I wanna learn Big Balls from him. Please thoughts and prayers his ass. his family needs it and his kids do 2
lemme go shut the fuck up now.
see here's the thing about shutting the fuck up. its hard when you got soemthing to fucking say.
HOPEFULLY I'VE BEEN INSPIRING TO Y'ALL IT'S BEEN A FUCKED UP WEEKEND. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SMOKE SOME DAMN WEED COREY JAMES. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TOLD YOU TO.
the answers are here. in this fucking town that ain't ever had a fucking school shooting. my dad's been teaching gun training and has a self-professed failed school shooter son. listen to what he's got to fucking say. ROGER JAMES TODALEN. SON OF HARVEY RICHARD. FATHER OF A FEW. GRANDPA TO MANY.
LISTEN TO MY BORN AND BRED AUSTINIAN FUCKING FATHER AND ASK HIM SOME QUESTIONS AND LEARN HIS TEACHINGS YOU FUCKING FOOL. HIS GOT SOME SHIT TO SAY TO YOU. FOCUS ON MENS MENTAL HEALTH MOTHERFUCKER.
SERIOUSLY @governorwalz.mn.gov LISTEN TO THIS FUCKING SONG AND FIX YOUR FUCKING STATE.
Have I posted this one yet? I'm the NOSTRADAMUS FROM AUSTIN, MN. THE FROGS ARE FUCKING GAY JESUS NEEDS FUCKING GUNS. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL0o...
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i see my psych on 9/11 and my therapist 9/15. you can't write that shit unless you're pulling the strings man. magical thinking led me to god and it led me to seek some fucking help. please encourage it and let me do what I gotta do. I found my cause man. it's been staring us all in the face.
dont like it tho. that's bad for my health. just read it. maybe dm me thats ok. or don't I'm fucking whack and need those mood stabilizers first. then come talk. It'll be my own personal 9/11 HINT FUCKING HINT THEY START ON 9/11 OK IT'S FUCKING FUNNY.
I'm skeeting @ robert because he's the guy I gotta impress ok. Him and Nova, and Roz and Liam, and Francis, and all these whacky characters that made me a fucking starkraving mad socialist. Thanks for the dadchats Francis. I needed them. So I can chat with my dad. Please read this shit.
Robert's not gonna block me Anika. He knows I'm fucking right here. I'm saying all the right shit. The Magical thinking is magic man. He wants this encouraged. He knows what to do. Let me do what I know to do.
I gotta funny story about how I got a battle scar at the gun club though. I almost shut the door on my dad's buddy and he kicked that shit so fucking hard it sent me flying. don't fuck around at the gun club kids. its bad.
someone taught you how to use guns safely. hopefully that was your dad like mine did me. I gotta learn how to do gun training. Like I said I sat in the back my entire childhood but didn't pay attention. I am now.
you're a failed school shooter too. I see that in ya. we're kindred spirits man.
you taught me how to say fucked up shit anyways rob..
just tell me you like that damn song man. that's fucking it. I'll write my fucking book and talk to you later bye.
just give me a nod in the next episode you record so I know you're listening man. that's all i need. to know my message got to you. I'm crying out to the lord. The frogs are gay. And Jesus Needs Guns.
seriously though this song is fucking IT man. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL0o... listen to it @iwriteok.bsky.social I know you will. I' know you'll fucking get what I mean. He's slapping you in the face with it. I'm that fucking nostradamus from austin, mn. The frogs r Gay and jesus needs gunz
the people who like my posts will genuinely like them. others wont. I say a lot of whacked ass shit in various ways. but that's how school shooters think. Gotta fight that with love man.
Anyways keep not liking my posts. it's good for me. I like the taunt. it keeps me going.
that's all my posts have been is a public fucking diary. I've never had another one. I'm too obnoxious to have a private one.
this is just stream of consciousness writing. It's a fucking diary folks quit reading it. you don't need to. others might.
I'm thinking much more clearly. I just need to eat some fungus and huff paint. Maybe smoke a little weed. But mostly the fungi and paint bit. That shit was gross. don't let your roof leak folks.
Y'all know I'm just saying shit as it happens right? The magical thinking is actually IN YOUR HEAD not mine! hahaha fuck you.
oops busted. fuck you god and your mysterious ways and my magical god damn thinking.
ok I'm done now Peter File needs weed.
if some one steals it I'll be pissed but they're not gonna take it away from me. its my fuckin' title anyways I came up with it. "Corey Todalen" failed school shooter
I just REALLY NEED to have "Failed School Shooter" show up after my name in google ok. It's a good one. It's a good title. I like it.
Or maybe it's just these skeets (love that name) everythings kinda just falling into place right now. I got schedule I on at least. I just had some shit to say. I hope you enjoyed it. Happy Labor Day @iwriteok.bsky.social And I think I finally get the handle. I write ok. I just need to.
it'll be a short book. these mother fuckers got short attention spans and they need to be beat with it. It's all Attention Deficit Disorder baybee You'll know what I mean.
Talk to you later Robert. I wanna say some real fucked up shit that will make sophie cringe harder than she's ever cringed before. You know I got it in me to do that buddy. I'm a failed school shooter mother fucker. @iwriteok.bsky.social
maybe I'll listen to a little robert evans or something. I know he's listening to me right now. I've been too obnoxious for him not to be. I got all the attention i need brother. It's at home. In my little town. Austin, MN.
ok I'm seriously gonna go sell drugs online now. (the game schedule I, ATF it's legal in my state! )
I'll write this book. Not for likes or anything like that. It needs to be written. It's inspirational shit I think. Cliche in a weird fuckin' way. But i'll write it. Cause it will connect with the right people. like those that wrote books taught me. shut the fuck up and write your damn book
People gravitate towards social media for community and attention. Most importantly attention. We don't need attention from social media and that's what I'm learning now. i need attention from the people in my life. And to give my attention to them. Thanks for ignoring me folks. I had to.
I'm gonna fix shit. With the power of God and Anime on my side. And magical thinking. ALOT of magical thinking. because thats what's magic about it. sometimes it works.
Ok I'm closing the app now. I had to get that out tho. feels good.