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Corey Todalen @lifesahaskell.bsky.social

maybe I'll listen to a little robert evans or something. I know he's listening to me right now. I've been too obnoxious for him not to be. I got all the attention i need brother. It's at home. In my little town. Austin, MN.

aug 31, 2025, 5:20 am • 0 0

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Corey Todalen @lifesahaskell.bsky.social

Talk to you later Robert. I wanna say some real fucked up shit that will make sophie cringe harder than she's ever cringed before. You know I got it in me to do that buddy. I'm a failed school shooter mother fucker. @iwriteok.bsky.social

aug 31, 2025, 5:22 am • 0 0 • view
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Corey Todalen @lifesahaskell.bsky.social

it'll be a short book. these mother fuckers got short attention spans and they need to be beat with it. It's all Attention Deficit Disorder baybee You'll know what I mean.

aug 31, 2025, 5:23 am • 0 0 • view
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Corey Todalen @lifesahaskell.bsky.social

Or maybe it's just these skeets (love that name) everythings kinda just falling into place right now. I got schedule I on at least. I just had some shit to say. I hope you enjoyed it. Happy Labor Day @iwriteok.bsky.social And I think I finally get the handle. I write ok. I just need to.

aug 31, 2025, 5:25 am • 0 0 • view
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Corey Todalen @lifesahaskell.bsky.social

I just REALLY NEED to have "Failed School Shooter" show up after my name in google ok. It's a good one. It's a good title. I like it.

aug 31, 2025, 5:26 am • 0 0 • view
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Corey Todalen @lifesahaskell.bsky.social

if some one steals it I'll be pissed but they're not gonna take it away from me. its my fuckin' title anyways I came up with it. "Corey Todalen" failed school shooter

aug 31, 2025, 5:28 am • 0 0 • view
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Corey Todalen @lifesahaskell.bsky.social

ok I'm done now Peter File needs weed.

aug 31, 2025, 5:28 am • 0 0 • view
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Corey Todalen @lifesahaskell.bsky.social

oops busted. fuck you god and your mysterious ways and my magical god damn thinking.

aug 31, 2025, 5:29 am • 0 0 • view