This is the day he’s going to attack Chicago
Definitely thinking about cheese. “At least we had some fun I guess: the 2025 St. Louis Cardinals” Retire #27 (he/him)
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This is the day he’s going to attack Chicago
This video will heal you
There’ll be no accusations, just friendly crustaceans, under the seaaaaaa
Oh, you! *teehee*
I just have to keep quiet for Mom’s sake
BIL just said “I sure hope Trump does something about these high prices” 🙃
That’s that me Graceffo
The two greatest threats to America: Donald Trump and Macklemore
If sexy Watto is what this f*d up universe needs to right this timeline, then sexy Watto is what it gets.
Ah, but 81-81 gives them the ability to sell “see we were in it!”
Pretty much exactly what happened last season
classic Kat reference
*also taps this sign*
*taps the sign*
The more I think about it the most accurate depiction of a CEO is that Simpsons episode where Mr Burns laughs about crippling an Irishman as a child and can’t stop laughing even as he’s bathing or going to church
Mike Matheny suddenly got very angry and doesn’t know why
The attempts to appeal to Trump voters are getting more and more insane
Piss rockets just flying into the stands it was nuts
I can’t be the only one who thinks he shouldn’t be left alone with Kai
All the think pieces about “how did we get here” are superfluous when this video exists. A third of the country is this f’in guy. That’s how we got here.
We all know it’s Bob Nightengale
They’re gonna finish 82-80 and DeWitt is going to smugly say “hey we had a winning season I don’t know why you all were so mad”
Draft wise the Cards would really benefit from losing so naturally they’re starting to win again
Cardinals have used the fewest starting pitchers in baseball! That means their rotation is good right?
Oops! All Catchers!
You might remember her from “well, we’re all going to die someday.” She will not be missed
Health officials under JB Pritzker, who is showing how to take on Trump, are moving forward. They're exploring buying vaccines in bulk themselves. Mass. Gov Maura Healey is in talks with multiple other states about coordinating purchasing of pediatric vaccines. newrepublic.com/article/1998...
Pritzker is so great, man
Grim Reaper is a lot different looking under the robe than I expected tbh
New Sabrina Carpenter album drops today
Genuinely having a four home run game on the resume will help too
Kyle Schwarber is a beast
He’s going to be a fascinating case if he gets to 500 home runs. None of the other numbers would be there but…500 home runs. A World Series ring (maybe more by the end?)
Maybe Trump is dying, sheesh
People talk about South Park being the cause of this and I don’t really think that’s true, but I do think it’s a great example of the “caring about things is stupid” mindset. We need to care about things, being “too cool” for that is a big reason why we are where we are
Go Cardinals, many people are saying
Modern politics is right wing parties saying “We have summoned The Shadow Lord from the realm of eternal screaming, he shall lay waste to this wretched earth” while sensible centrists say “We’re going to lose the next election if the left keeps moaning about The Shadow Lord.”
“It’s a distraction!”
Famously giving bullies what they want works out well
Just a heads up. I was able to schedule my COVID vaccine appointment. Online it will ask “do you have a condition that puts you at high risk for severe outcomes from COVID-19 virus.” Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment. No questions asked. No proof required. Pass it on.
“We’re slashing prices!”
Instructions unclear, sent gif
The St. Louis Cardinals have 69 losses
the human body was not made to take in this much bad news every single day
the mass resignations at cdc are because insane people are going to force the cdc to say vaccines cause autism
It’s a relatively comfortable evening so Sonny should be locked in tonight
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After the 2017 Las Vegas shooting, Pope Leo retweeted this from Senator Chris Murphy: “Your cowardice to act cannot be whitewashed by thoughts and prayers.”
Everyone cites Sandy Hook as when it was clear a bunch of politicians didn't care and I still contend it was the most clear during the Congressional baseball shooting. THEY got shot. Scalise almost died and came back a worse person..
Banana ball was a blast! You should go one day
They like Itchy, they like Scratchy, one kid seems to love the Speedo Man. What more do they want?!
They tried to put him through the grinder, but the people recognized a hero.
The Cardinals embarrassed me in front of the yinzer yet again
Ryan Helsley has been an absolute disaster for the Mets. That man absolutely would have gotten a $100 million contract if he had hit free agency after last season. Now he’s almost certainly going to have to take a “prove it” deal somewhere. Life comes at you fast
Touchdown Steelers
Stop yearning for bipartisanship with fucking Nazis you stupid fucks
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
It’s a refreshing soda!
Sure Taylor and Travis are engaged but are you engaged in the fight against fascism?
Imagine drinking a Squirt from this
You can do both? The fuck?
Willson just bought himself a day or two off
Press treats every word he says as absolute gospel
Now that’s what I expect from the Pirates
turns out the thing most of us learned as kids is still true: stand up to bullies and they usually back down — but give them what they want and they’ll *always* be back for more
We have scored a run against the Pittsburgh Pirates
Americans love Mexican food. Mexican people? Not so much
THATS MY GOVERNOR!
I’m just going out to commit certain deeds
Maybe we just need to turn up the sociopath dial on Pritzker about 10% so he can capture the easily swayed like Newsom has
Hey I joined long before that, I just didn’t become active until Nov ‘24. Leave me and my shitty opinions alone 😭
why what happened
scenes from the warzone
That’s Mizzou for you
Our 3yo had like a hundred fuckin questions about the rules & logistics & moral implications of how mogwais become gremlins, but ZERO questions about "sometimes people change from girl to boy" or "sometimes boys marry other boys" or whatever, kids dgaf, the problem has ALWAYS been bigot ass parents
I guess Trump shows empathy if you compare him to like, Stephen Miller or some one of that ilk.
“Some boys like boys, some girls like girls, some boys like girls” boom
You’re at the ballpark. Your team is up by 10 runs. You have a metric ton of popcorn. You’re not forced to go to school for another 2 years. Life will never be better than this
rise and shine!!!
Beautiful
Robin Yount, as he so often does, stole the show. He described knowing Bob Uecker from 1974 until the day he passed, and how Ueck never changed one bit. "Right to the end," Yount said, "he told me he wasn't afraid of dying. He just didn't want to be there when it happened."
Hey watch it, that man was my first MySpace friend
Also confirmation (not that we needed it) that the Rose reinstatement was done for Trump and not “for the family”
Clots are scary business. Wishing him and his family nothing but the best moving forward
Oh so he’s still putting the gays on blast just in a much more wholesome way
I don't know how Pritzker will ultimately handle this. He may not know either. But he's establishing a line here: Federal troops and National Guard troops from other states are not welcome in Illinois.
Been waiting to use that one huh
Like, Bubba Chandler should be some 400 pound defensive lineman from Alabama, not some fit pitcher
Every time I hear the name Bubba I’m expecting a lard ass and he’s just another variant of Paul Skenes
“We here at YES Network want to thank you and the administration for doing such a fantastic job”
Disclosing allergens is woke
now now we have to focus on “kitchen table issues” everything else is a distraction (/s to make sure I didn’t get bsky’d)
If they paint over it again, repaint it again. Waste their time and money
Why I’m not overly concerned about the Dodgers moving forward is every time they have to turn it on, like against the Padres, they absolutely do. They simply don’t try as hard when it doesn’t matter as much as
Every time he looks like he’s figured something out he reverts right back to bad habits and bottoms out again. It’s so frustrating
Parker Molloy 