LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
Certainly sounds masturbatory to me
A tedious argument of insidious intent. Left of liberal, right of tankie. #MUFC #AUFC 🏳️🌈 🦍
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Certainly sounds masturbatory to me
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
I wanted to save you from wandering into the cesspool I did
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s doing the “they’re not really British” at this point
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s like those few days that all football fans came together to denounce the European Super League.
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
Girl, what? No, this is absolutely transphobic
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
Martha is doing a great job in his mentions
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
Those thighs……
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, but I’d no longer be paying co-pays, deductibles, or premiums
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
So, now you’re denying the existence of people who aren’t trans? I guess we’re all trans now!
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social)
Wait till y’all find out what this is a response to
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
We love you, Martha! ❤️
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
Which is so crazy because it just encourages more follow thru
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
It would absolutely discourage people from seeking help and we would see more
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
He made a post yesterday where he brought up that encouraging suicide can’t be criminal, unless we criminalize suicide and that leads us to laws that will punish anyone who attempts it.
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The Nerdskull (@nerdskull.bsky.social) reposted
Give me your favorite Treachery of Images derivative meme. I’ll start.
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
Healthcare is a trans issue
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
Saying we can flip Alabama and Arkansas
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
Basic dignity and human right for all people is a niche leftist issue?
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
Biden and Harris are far left to you? That’s crazy
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social)
Absolutely true
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social)
Accurate
*it* is happening here (@realworldrj.bsky.social) reposted
Zohran Mamdani’s idea for publicly funded groceries in food deserts is a bad idea. Here’s why I support Donald Trump plan to nationalize Intel By Megan McArdle
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s a good book about this, “The Marriage of Cadmus and Harmony.” It tracks the evolution of the Greek gods from earliest incarnation to human bodies that walked among us.
David Darmofal (@daviddarmofal.bsky.social) reposted
Some of the replies to Anthony's post here show that some folks on the left do not understand how dangerous authoritarianism is.
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
And yet, they are
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
Please tell me she got around to everything on her vision board. I randomly think about her wanting wine and travel sometimes.
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought it was something in the last couple of days. He’s been disappointing to me as a senator. Not Fetterman level, but still disappointing.
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, shit. What did Ossof do?
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
That gets a follow
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social)
Blue MAGA seriously sucks
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
Why are blue MAGA’s brains this addled?
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes!
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
This never gets old to me
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
This is offensive
Gregory the A'ight (@gregoryaight.bsky.social) reposted
I actually feel like the fact that not a single one of her colleagues remained in solidarity should be the biggest story at this point, particularly in 2025, because abandonment and capitulation is all we're seeing from predominently white and cis male Democrats.
Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith.com) reposted
Say what you will about Gavin Newsom, but he’s a fighter, whether that’s against Trump, trans children, or his own constituents with nowhere to live.
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
Casual Geographic ruined pelicans for me
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah, that’s a pretty common objection from women. Using it as an adjective is usually fine, but using it as a noun is gross—especially if you’re using “men” in the same sentence/phrase.
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
“Licensed professional terrorism” is actually pretty great
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
Bruh. That’s fucking wild. I only skimmed it, but the “Philosophical Implications” is my favorite part
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
Know what? That’s fair
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
Coward
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you get it?
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
Why would they pretend to be a woman when it’s so much easier to be a cop? Also, your way of thinking is harming cis women who don’t meet some ill-defined standard of femininity.
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
Unh hunh
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
Big talk from the corrupting influence who introduced me to taxidermy butt plugs
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve been in multiple conversations about the jellyfish that bloop out—with both friends and complete strangers
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait. This looks awesome to me
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
Huh, I see you got no response
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
I processed that as “Community Top to Community Dungeon Monitor” and your comment still makes sense
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
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LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeahhhhh, I’m pretending like that part isn’t there
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
Courage to throw trans people under the bus and go after homeless people?
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social)
Excellent thread
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
I can finally stop being jealous of Canada’s strategic maple syrup reserve
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes! We have a “Cheers with Queers” group in my town that does Drag Queen bingo on Thursday nights
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
She had all 250 of the lawyers googling around the clock for 36 hours
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
China isn’t included in the article at all. I need justice for The Gluttonous Beast and Mrs. Dress
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
I no longer have to be jealous of Canada’s strategic maple syrup reserves
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
Because not everyone does know that this isn’t constitutional.
Louis M. Cypher (@lou-m-cypher.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
This is why its so ridiculous when straight men think we want them so badly. Sir. You are shaped like an ampersand, you wear ugly draws, and you don't wipe well. What in all 7 of the Hells am I gonna do with you?!?!
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
So true 🦦❤️
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
And I’m so thankful you share it ❤️🦦
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
Gifting a boot knife to a lady friend is always a winning strategy
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
In case any of you need a strategic skyline cleanse, @otters.hourly.media gifts an hourly otter
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social)
Today I learned that the US has a strategic otter reserve
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
She’s thinks one of us works at Clarkson’s Farm and it’s just called “Cotswolds.”
Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I guess on a very basic level we need to tell people over and over that watching cable news is not something a smart person does it’s the opposite of that. You can feel free to watch Top Chef or baseball or Mario 64 speedruns, none of them, genuinely, will make you as ignorant as CNN shouty bullshit
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social)
I needed this palate cleanser more than I realized
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
Seems like it would just be easier to just stop being stupid in public if they don’t want to be mocked.
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
So, continuing to beclown herself, got it.
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
Why is she naming these companies/institutions? Did I miss some lore?
Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social) reposted
I think the most interesting thing (derogatory) about the podsphere is the discovery that many podcasters had been paid millions of dollars by the Russian government to do misinformation The acknowledge it ... and kept on misinforming
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
I need more of this vicarious chaos
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t think they ever paid for it before she kicked them out
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
End Common Sense, for sure
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooooh, that sounds like lots of fun and I wish I could 😔
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
@gplusb.bsky.social, she’s 15 years younger than me and there’s no way I survive this phase of my life
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
I can’t read “corner shop” without immediately hearing “Brimful of Asha” and now that’ll be stuck in my head for the rest of the day 😐
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
They would absolutely do that. Fuck them is the appropriate response
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
And then they’d find a way to fuck up the actual necessary impact
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m not joking. She restrained me with 55lbs of chain that she got ice cold in the freezer, then electro tortured me for 30 minutes. I gotta get her on my BCBS.
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a pie faced girlfriend with big doe eyes and a freaky sadistic streak and I am *NOT* gonna fumble her!
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
Face full of honey!
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s how Owl found the Kelli thread. I’m guessing he googled her name, found that blurb, and now thinks those are actual accomplishments of Kelli’s.
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s fair
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
What? But the “this is a witch hunt by TERF Nazis” is so compelling!
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep!
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
If Owl wasn’t defending a sex pest, this would be a lot funnier
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
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LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly? ATP, I’m ready for humanity to be wiped out
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
Gotta go harvest the wheat for the flour
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
I had initially added a pearl necklace to the outfit and realized I needed to omit it
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
Just as soon as I finish putting on a full face of make up, vintage dress, heels, and set up my camera and ring light in the kitchen for my video
LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent
I think you might even make five dollars; this is a golden idea!