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LisaBetsey 🔰

@lisabetsey.bsky.social

A tedious argument of insidious intent. Left of liberal, right of tankie. #MUFC #AUFC 🏳️‍🌈 🦍

created August 31, 2023

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Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Certainly sounds masturbatory to me

2/9/2025, 1:01:47 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Picture of a person sitting in a doorway, but you can only see their legs with black leggings and pink running shoes. A black dog is also in the doorway, but you can only see his head which makes it look like the legs belong to the dog. Caption reads “shit’s about to get real… Anubis has his sneakers on
2/9/2025, 12:53:52 PM | 27 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

I wanted to save you from wandering into the cesspool I did

1/9/2025, 6:12:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s doing the “they’re not really British” at this point

1/9/2025, 3:42:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s like those few days that all football fans came together to denounce the European Super League.

1/9/2025, 3:35:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Girl, what? No, this is absolutely transphobic

29/8/2025, 5:47:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Martha is doing a great job in his mentions

29/8/2025, 3:21:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Seasonal treats are fun

A picture of seasonal flavors of AloeCadabra lube. The flavors are gingerbread, candy cane, and pumpkin spice
29/8/2025, 3:05:21 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Those thighs……

29/8/2025, 2:56:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, but I’d no longer be paying co-pays, deductibles, or premiums

29/8/2025, 2:45:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

So, now you’re denying the existence of people who aren’t trans? I guess we’re all trans now!

29/8/2025, 1:28:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social)

Wait till y’all find out what this is a response to

29/8/2025, 1:06:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

We love you, Martha! ❤️

29/8/2025, 12:54:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Which is so crazy because it just encourages more follow thru

28/8/2025, 2:41:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

It would absolutely discourage people from seeking help and we would see more

28/8/2025, 2:41:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

He made a post yesterday where he brought up that encouraging suicide can’t be criminal, unless we criminalize suicide and that leads us to laws that will punish anyone who attempts it.

28/8/2025, 1:33:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 8:04:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Nerdskull (@nerdskull.bsky.social) reposted

Give me your favorite Treachery of Images derivative meme. I’ll start.

I can’t believe it’s not une pipe!
25/8/2025, 11:07:29 PM | 1328 336 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Healthcare is a trans issue

25/8/2025, 8:22:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Saying we can flip Alabama and Arkansas

25/8/2025, 7:10:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Basic dignity and human right for all people is a niche leftist issue?

25/8/2025, 7:08:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Biden and Harris are far left to you? That’s crazy

25/8/2025, 7:07:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social)

Absolutely true

25/8/2025, 5:41:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social)

Accurate

25/8/2025, 5:02:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture *it* is happening here (@realworldrj.bsky.social) reposted

Zohran Mamdani’s idea for publicly funded groceries in food deserts is a bad idea. Here’s why I support Donald Trump plan to nationalize Intel By Megan McArdle

23/8/2025, 9:30:58 PM | 748 89 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

There’s a good book about this, “The Marriage of Cadmus and Harmony.” It tracks the evolution of the Greek gods from earliest incarnation to human bodies that walked among us.

23/8/2025, 10:16:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Darmofal (@daviddarmofal.bsky.social) reposted

Some of the replies to Anthony's post here show that some folks on the left do not understand how dangerous authoritarianism is.

22/8/2025, 12:17:55 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

And yet, they are

21/8/2025, 9:17:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Please tell me she got around to everything on her vision board. I randomly think about her wanting wine and travel sometimes.

21/8/2025, 8:04:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought it was something in the last couple of days. He’s been disappointing to me as a senator. Not Fetterman level, but still disappointing.

21/8/2025, 7:18:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, shit. What did Ossof do?

21/8/2025, 6:46:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

That gets a follow

21/8/2025, 5:02:02 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

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21/8/2025, 4:48:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social)

Blue MAGA seriously sucks

21/8/2025, 4:48:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Why are blue MAGA’s brains this addled?

21/8/2025, 4:42:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes!

21/8/2025, 4:26:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

This never gets old to me

20/8/2025, 4:48:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

This is offensive

19/8/2025, 3:44:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gregory the A'ight (@gregoryaight.bsky.social) reposted

I actually feel like the fact that not a single one of her colleagues remained in solidarity should be the biggest story at this point, particularly in 2025, because abandonment and capitulation is all we're seeing from predominently white and cis male Democrats.

19/8/2025, 11:20:57 AM | 563 161 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith.com) reposted

Say what you will about Gavin Newsom, but he’s a fighter, whether that’s against Trump, trans children, or his own constituents with nowhere to live.

17/8/2025, 6:32:46 PM | 4215 990 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Casual Geographic ruined pelicans for me

19/8/2025, 2:04:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah, that’s a pretty common objection from women. Using it as an adjective is usually fine, but using it as a noun is gross—especially if you’re using “men” in the same sentence/phrase.

19/8/2025, 1:45:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

“Licensed professional terrorism” is actually pretty great

19/8/2025, 1:34:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Bruh. That’s fucking wild. I only skimmed it, but the “Philosophical Implications” is my favorite part

19/8/2025, 1:33:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Know what? That’s fair

19/8/2025, 12:04:22 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Coward

18/8/2025, 11:52:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Did you get it?

18/8/2025, 11:35:25 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Why would they pretend to be a woman when it’s so much easier to be a cop? Also, your way of thinking is harming cis women who don’t meet some ill-defined standard of femininity.

18/8/2025, 9:21:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Unh hunh

18/8/2025, 8:49:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Big talk from the corrupting influence who introduced me to taxidermy butt plugs

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18/8/2025, 8:20:53 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve been in multiple conversations about the jellyfish that bloop out—with both friends and complete strangers

18/8/2025, 8:02:53 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait. This looks awesome to me

18/8/2025, 6:42:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Huh, I see you got no response

18/8/2025, 4:36:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

I processed that as “Community Top to Community Dungeon Monitor” and your comment still makes sense

17/8/2025, 11:12:32 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Have I got some news for you! bsky.app/profile/band...

15/8/2025, 8:27:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeahhhhh, I’m pretending like that part isn’t there

15/8/2025, 5:19:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Courage to throw trans people under the bus and go after homeless people?

15/8/2025, 4:39:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social)

Excellent thread

15/8/2025, 4:21:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

I can finally stop being jealous of Canada’s strategic maple syrup reserve

15/8/2025, 4:10:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes! We have a “Cheers with Queers” group in my town that does Drag Queen bingo on Thursday nights

14/8/2025, 9:56:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

She had all 250 of the lawyers googling around the clock for 36 hours

14/8/2025, 8:14:04 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

China isn’t included in the article at all. I need justice for The Gluttonous Beast and Mrs. Dress

14/8/2025, 6:16:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

I no longer have to be jealous of Canada’s strategic maple syrup reserves

14/8/2025, 6:09:10 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Because not everyone does know that this isn’t constitutional.

14/8/2025, 5:48:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Louis M. Cypher (@lou-m-cypher.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

This is why its so ridiculous when straight men think we want them so badly. Sir. You are shaped like an ampersand, you wear ugly draws, and you don't wipe well. What in all 7 of the Hells am I gonna do with you?!?!

14/8/2025, 4:10:14 PM | 29 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

So true 🦦❤️

14/8/2025, 5:28:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

And I’m so thankful you share it ❤️🦦

14/8/2025, 5:11:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Gifting a boot knife to a lady friend is always a winning strategy

14/8/2025, 5:10:02 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

In case any of you need a strategic skyline cleanse, @otters.hourly.media gifts an hourly otter

14/8/2025, 5:08:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social)

Today I learned that the US has a strategic otter reserve

14/8/2025, 5:04:25 PM | 104 31 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

She’s thinks one of us works at Clarkson’s Farm and it’s just called “Cotswolds.”

14/8/2025, 5:02:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I guess on a very basic level we need to tell people over and over that watching cable news is not something a smart person does it’s the opposite of that. You can feel free to watch Top Chef or baseball or Mario 64 speedruns, none of them, genuinely, will make you as ignorant as CNN shouty bullshit

14/8/2025, 4:28:13 AM | 1778 261 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social)

I needed this palate cleanser more than I realized

14/8/2025, 2:40:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Seems like it would just be easier to just stop being stupid in public if they don’t want to be mocked.

14/8/2025, 2:23:03 PM | 54 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

So, continuing to beclown herself, got it.

14/8/2025, 2:21:55 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Why is she naming these companies/institutions? Did I miss some lore?

14/8/2025, 2:14:49 PM | 28 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Solomon (@solomonmissouri.bsky.social) reposted

I think the most interesting thing (derogatory) about the podsphere is the discovery that many podcasters had been paid millions of dollars by the Russian government to do misinformation The acknowledge it ... and kept on misinforming

14/8/2025, 1:47:54 PM | 1142 324 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

I need more of this vicarious chaos

14/8/2025, 2:01:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t think they ever paid for it before she kicked them out

14/8/2025, 1:09:57 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

End Common Sense, for sure

13/8/2025, 7:11:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Ooooh, that sounds like lots of fun and I wish I could 😔

13/8/2025, 6:07:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

@gplusb.bsky.social, she’s 15 years younger than me and there’s no way I survive this phase of my life

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13/8/2025, 5:45:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

I can’t read “corner shop” without immediately hearing “Brimful of Asha” and now that’ll be stuck in my head for the rest of the day 😐

13/8/2025, 5:14:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Pray for me, Pastor

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13/8/2025, 4:45:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

They would absolutely do that. Fuck them is the appropriate response

13/8/2025, 3:49:50 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

And then they’d find a way to fuck up the actual necessary impact

13/8/2025, 3:45:05 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m not joking. She restrained me with 55lbs of chain that she got ice cold in the freezer, then electro tortured me for 30 minutes. I gotta get her on my BCBS.

13/8/2025, 3:35:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

I have a pie faced girlfriend with big doe eyes and a freaky sadistic streak and I am *NOT* gonna fumble her!

13/8/2025, 3:31:37 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Face full of honey!

13/8/2025, 3:28:37 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s how Owl found the Kelli thread. I’m guessing he googled her name, found that blurb, and now thinks those are actual accomplishments of Kelli’s.

13/8/2025, 3:12:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s fair

13/8/2025, 3:10:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

What? But the “this is a witch hunt by TERF Nazis” is so compelling!

13/8/2025, 3:09:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep!

13/8/2025, 3:06:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

If Owl wasn’t defending a sex pest, this would be a lot funnier

13/8/2025, 3:01:59 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

bsky.app/profile/owl-...

13/8/2025, 3:01:27 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Honestly? ATP, I’m ready for humanity to be wiped out

13/8/2025, 2:44:49 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Gotta go harvest the wheat for the flour

12/8/2025, 2:07:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

I had initially added a pearl necklace to the outfit and realized I needed to omit it

12/8/2025, 2:06:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

Just as soon as I finish putting on a full face of make up, vintage dress, heels, and set up my camera and ring light in the kitchen for my video

12/8/2025, 2:00:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LisaBetsey 🔰 (@lisabetsey.bsky.social) reply parent

I think you might even make five dollars; this is a golden idea!

12/8/2025, 1:58:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view