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Anti-Citizen_One

@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social

Autist, nerd, wifeguy, cat dad, as un-serious as it gets, lefty (as in handed), smells vaguely of cinnamon (toast crunch), and weed. He/it.

created October 23, 2024

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Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

They can come and take them

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6/9/2025, 9:21:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

Once Upon a Gorn in the West

6/9/2025, 9:15:48 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

You're talking about people who take "surely you can't be that stupid" as a personal challenge.

6/9/2025, 9:13:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

We'll all be so much better of when they all die....

6/9/2025, 9:12:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

Brilliant

6/9/2025, 5:08:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted

Where are the red Make America Great Again hats out in the fields? You know, the same people who swore immigrants were “taking their jobs.” Keep snatching hard-working folks who are just trying to support their families and don’t be shocked when this becomes the new norm.

6/9/2025, 2:38:32 AM | 15463 6916 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

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6/9/2025, 1:42:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

You know what they say about broken clocks.

6/9/2025, 1:39:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

It's this guy

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6/9/2025, 12:17:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

How much more are they going to take from us before we stop letting them? You only have the rights you're willing to fight for.

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5/9/2025, 7:03:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 (@danifroom.bsky.social) reposted

It's just a sports ban. It's just a bathroom ban. It's just a healthcare for kids ban. It's just a military service ban. It's just a federal jobs ban. It's just a university housing ban. It's just a passport & visa ban. It's just one Constitutional right. It's just your status as free citizens.

5/9/2025, 12:34:34 AM | 13527 4727 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

That would require Florida government officials to view women as people first.

5/9/2025, 6:49:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gandalf the Curmudgeon (@420gandalf.bsky.social) reposted

That’s all that they are 🎯

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5/9/2025, 6:13:14 PM | 14 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

What is it they say about broken clocks?

5/9/2025, 6:49:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes

5/9/2025, 4:50:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

How much more are they going to take from us before we stop letting them?

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4/9/2025, 10:20:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gandalf the Curmudgeon (@420gandalf.bsky.social) reposted

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4/9/2025, 6:35:56 PM | 28 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

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4/9/2025, 12:25:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social)

Now build the Phalanx. www.gamesradar.com/games/surviv...

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3/9/2025, 11:55:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

Makes the best Russian cocktail in the world.

3/9/2025, 9:57:10 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

Equal parts gasoline, used oil, and Styrofoam.

3/9/2025, 9:56:39 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

I haven't even thought about that show since the early 90s.

3/9/2025, 9:55:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

The reason right wingers are so hell-bent on voter suppression right now is because they know that boomers will be outnumbered in the polls by Gen Z in 2028, and they overwhelmingly vote progressive.

3/9/2025, 9:53:53 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

True. But explosions are more fun.

3/9/2025, 9:51:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

Things will start to drastically improve once most of the boomers die.

3/9/2025, 9:47:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

A single artillery barrage would take out an entire group of these morons.

3/9/2025, 9:46:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

I could sense your sarcasm. It was mostly meant for the people who would be irrationally offended by saying that a fat dude with a gun isn't a real soldier.

3/9/2025, 9:42:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

"Armed" does not equal "effective fighting force"

3/9/2025, 9:38:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

If YOU have been victimized by HONK, you may be entitled to compensation.

3/9/2025, 9:31:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

Who?

3/9/2025, 9:30:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

That's no such things as "too much pasta"

3/9/2025, 9:27:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

"Militia" is a bit of a stretch. They're pretend soldiers who couldn't run a block, let alone a mile, and have never shot at anything besides paper targets.

3/9/2025, 9:24:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

They commodified the necessities of survival and then labeled poverty as a moral failing.

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3/9/2025, 12:55:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

Cruelty is the point.

2/9/2025, 11:51:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, but I couldn't pull you

2/9/2025, 11:50:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Transphobes Can't Read (@lordaslan.bsky.social) reposted

gn

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2/9/2025, 9:37:51 AM | 1427 721 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BumblingBard42 (@bumblingbard42.bsky.social) reposted

This hits harder than when I saw this movie the first time. #CaptainAmerica

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2/9/2025, 4:48:14 PM | 12352 3304 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

Skill issue

2/9/2025, 11:36:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kat Abughazaleh (@katmabu.bsky.social) reposted

Ditto.

A little collie with a black-and-brown face and white-and-black body sits in her human’s arms with a sign reading, “I BITE FASCISTS”
1/9/2025, 7:50:55 PM | 27560 2850 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

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2/9/2025, 11:34:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

"bluesky is dying" he says from bluesky...

2/9/2025, 11:33:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

You mean like the Stanley cup?

2/9/2025, 11:31:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

Pritzker: "When did we become a country where it's ok for the US president to insist on national television that a state should call him to beg for anything? Especially something we don't want. Have we truly lost all sense of sanity in this nation that we treat this as normal?"

2/9/2025, 8:11:19 PM | 45585 12803 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

These people don't want to be told the truth. They want to be told that what they believe is the truth.

31/8/2025, 9:03:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kavzar The Blind (@kavzar-the-blind.bsky.social) reposted

Do Not Feed The Trolls

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31/8/2025, 8:46:31 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

For fucks sake! "Nobody could possibly be that stupid" wasn't meant to be a CHALLENGE!

31/8/2025, 9:01:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted

Why do you appreciate unions? I’ll start: Weekends off Paid vacations Work breaks Sick leave Paid holidays No child labor Safer working conditions Health care and retirement benefits

31/8/2025, 12:00:10 AM | 21678 6025 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

So reliability is communism?

31/8/2025, 8:24:25 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

They commodified the necessities for survival then labeled poverty as a moral failing.

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31/8/2025, 8:18:56 PM | 41 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 8:15:33 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 8:10:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture darren32359.bsky.social (@darren32359.bsky.social) reposted

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31/8/2025, 11:11:51 AM | 1509 566 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

Which is why it's funny that you think I support any politician.

31/8/2025, 2:19:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

I've already made my position on him clear. Your lack of observation skills aren't my problem.

31/8/2025, 2:17:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

You can go right on ahead and choose whichever master you want to be a slave for. I'm not gonna stop you.

31/8/2025, 2:15:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

So that's a yes

31/8/2025, 2:12:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

All picking a side n a rigged game does is fuck over the people who can't play.

31/8/2025, 2:11:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

Nothing original to say?

31/8/2025, 2:10:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't play "us vs them" games when it comes to people's lives. Why participate in a system that only benefits those in power?

31/8/2025, 2:09:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

You mean someone who doesn't need an authority figure in a position of power to tell me how to live my life?

31/8/2025, 2:08:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

I'll never understand why people seem to think that because you don't like one side of the aisle that you HAVE to like the other.

31/8/2025, 2:07:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

Again. All I said was fuck maga morons. Y'all are the ones who jumped down MY throat.

31/8/2025, 2:06:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't like anything about any politician. Again, you're making assumptions.

31/8/2025, 2:04:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

I said fuck maga morons. I didn't say anything about liking Newsom. Y'all are making assumptions.

31/8/2025, 2:03:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

Funny that I said fuck maga morons, and you immediately thought I was talking about you.

31/8/2025, 2:02:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone's projecting

31/8/2025, 2:01:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

For hating morons?

31/8/2025, 2:00:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

You sound like a sycophant.

31/8/2025, 1:54:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

Fair. They can't think more than 5 minutes in front of their own faces.

31/8/2025, 1:02:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

I treat Newsom the same way I treat Tom Cruise. I can't stand him as a person, but I'm still going to watch his movies. Newsom is a piece of shit centrist and I wouldn't vote for him even if he was the only runner, but I'm still going to laugh when he make fun of Dorito Mussolini by talking like him

31/8/2025, 1:02:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 12:58:05 AM | 67 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

Billionaires aren't people.

31/8/2025, 12:47:20 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck maga morons

31/8/2025, 12:43:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

They don't care about protecting kids. They care about protecting their control over kids.

31/8/2025, 12:41:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

I treat Newsom the same way I treat Tom Cruise. I can't stand him as a person, but I'm still going to watch his movies. Newsom is a piece of shit centrist, but I'm still going to laugh when he make fun of Dorito Mussolini by talking like him.

31/8/2025, 12:39:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Humor For Resistance (@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social) reposted

Or was it his drop dead gorgeous good looks

pic of trump waving was it the fraud part, the sexual predator part, or the felon part that won you over?
30/8/2025, 2:44:23 PM | 60 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

Fat bottomed girls

31/8/2025, 12:31:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

You could always leave it in its nutrient fluid and use it as a coprocessor for your PC

31/8/2025, 12:29:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

All I have is the non-cheese slices.

31/8/2025, 12:18:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

Who do they think is though to do all the labor they refuse to do?

31/8/2025, 12:15:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

31/8/2025, 12:14:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

You're looking to treat an entire group of people as "less than" by blaming said group for the actions of a minority by cherry picking data in order to fit a false narrative. You're a piece of shit, plain and simple.

31/8/2025, 12:12:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

You're not a person. Nothing you say matters.

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31/8/2025, 12:07:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

There have been over 4000 mass shootings in the US since 2000. How many of them were perpetrated by trans people as opposed to straight white men? I'll wait.

31/8/2025, 12:05:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

Besides, transphobes aren't people.

30/8/2025, 11:55:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

You're cherry picking data to push a biased opinion. So yes, you're stupid on purpose.

30/8/2025, 11:54:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

Must've been feeling like a freak on a leash....

30/8/2025, 9:41:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 9:31:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds like a design issue

30/8/2025, 9:22:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

I bet if they swapped out "Democrats and Republicans" with "liberals and conservatives" they wouldn't get the same results.

30/8/2025, 9:21:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

It's called consciousness. Everyone's affected by it. Well, mostly everyone...

30/8/2025, 8:03:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

So you're saying that you're stupid on purpose?

30/8/2025, 7:41:10 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

Prayer is what you do when you want to feel accomplished for doing nothing of value.

30/8/2025, 6:07:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

Fake accounts don't get opinions

30/8/2025, 6:03:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

CARTOON OF THE DAY (From @mluckovichajc)

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Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

And then we would be left with the Heritage Foundation's yes man as president.

30/8/2025, 5:58:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Esther C. (@esthersauco.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

In addition :

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30/8/2025, 3:59:48 PM | 17 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture M. Kabir (@mkabir.bsky.social) reposted

“Blind obedience to authority is the greatest enemy of truth.” — Albert Einstein (1879–1955)

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30/8/2025, 2:03:50 PM | 5538 1574 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

Worry what the Heritage Foundation's VP pick will do in his absence.

30/8/2025, 5:52:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anti-Citizen_One (@literalsarcasm82.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone seems abnormally obsessed with teenage boys

29/8/2025, 10:29:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view