Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Itās the guns. If guns donāt kill people, people kill people, then why in heavenās name would you let people anywhere near guns?
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Itās the guns. If guns donāt kill people, people kill people, then why in heavenās name would you let people anywhere near guns?
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Seems stupid to me that right-wingers are ready to sacrifice their own to serve a whackadoodle like RFK Jr.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Once Trump opens his mouth, you no longer need to assume heās incapable. He proves heās a moron every time.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait for trump to announce he is also a divinity who has his own heaven that will admit him, no questions asked.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Can someone makes sure Trump has his license plate every where he goes?
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump could never survive in the wild. Cannot perform his ADLās without assistance.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Can someone just go to the Dollar Store, buy something gold and tacky, say that trump is going to be awarded a Noble Prize in the parking lot at the Kennedy Center, get Fox News to cover it as some white guy with an accent hands it over? Can we just do that? Trump will never know the difference.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. Taking election advice from Putin is like asking for parenting tips from Epstein. L
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
First step in getting MAGA cult members to sign up to be slaves. Hey, learn job skills. Weāll cover your housing costs. You canāt leave the plantation but this is really going to own the libs so sign away your self and your kids now.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
So, windmills, right?
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
He also used the opportunity to hawk his appalling merch.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
So the grifter in chief tried to sell his crappy merch to the European heads of state? No. Just no.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Letās just get you out of the White House and buried on a golf course so your kids get a tax break.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Hah! Newsome wins. Living rent free in trumpās head and rearranging the furniture.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Noem has made life a living hell for so many. What goes around comes around.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Doncha wonder how the heads of state in the room can keep a straight face when trump says this stuff? I would flat-out guffaw.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Why donāt we tell him that he has already won it?
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
OMG! Someone threw out a perfectly good possum.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Putin knows how to trigger the little orange dude. Putin was probably ready to mention shower-heads, windmills, grass, or Hannibal Lecter if needed. Like giving an eight ball to an addict.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Joyce, how many times can trump attempt to violate the Constitution before we can just call it? Obviously trump has no intention of upholding the Constitution. He broke his oath. Can we just move him out?
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
So that went well. Bet Elise really wishes sheād got that cabinet post.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Letās roll with Gloria and see if āI Will Surviveā can replace āHail to the Chiefā at every Trump appearance since hey, Trump picked her.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, we ALL feel so much safer now that this sub sandwich thrower has met justice. Because throwing sub sandwiches is a major problem in DC.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Looking forward to the counter programming. Maybe a sickening drag show on the Mall?
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. Public housing. That was a nice neighborhood until 2016 when a bunch of vulgar criminals took over the property. Brief respite in 2020, but current tenant turning it into a tacky brothel.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
So in DC, we have a seat belt law, which Mullin is breaking. He can and should be pulled over, ticketed and fined. For repeat offenses he loses his drivers license. Law and order, right? Getting criminals off the streets of DC, right?
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
And we all know Maxwellās day job was sex trafficking children.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
My wife and I married 30 years ago. We feared that all of our straight friends would immediately divorce. They seem okay even 30 years later.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
This guy is a total idiot.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Which is why youāll never get jobs in the Trump Administration.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Can we hang this in the National Gallery of Art? Or maybe the lobby of the Kennedy Center? Please?
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
What, you donāt appreciate the Victorian Brothel vibe?
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Letās just say it: grandpa got loose, wandered onto the roof top; Secret Service let him play up there before escorting him back to the residence to entertain him with cable news and McDonalds.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
This how trump operates. Always has. How he racked up fines of $454 million for fraud. 1. Release the Epstein files. 2. Stop the insanity.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup. Just wait for the August numbers: two trillion new jobs and economy grew by 2,500% while prices fell by 1,200%. Gas is now free.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Skinhead energy.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Just wait until trump invents his own jobs reports: āThe US just added two trillion jobs in August.ā
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Just incoherent blather. Trump talks to sound good not to make any sense.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
So donāt commit the first wrong. If the first wrong is called out and shut down, the question of a second wrong is never raised.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump will fire Rosie OāDonnell and install Roseanne Barr.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Epstein files. Now.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Where was Greg Murphy when Trump was found guilty of 34 felonies? Already established. Trump should have been locked up.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
This is hilarious! Likely to go over the heads of the MAGA faithful.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. But not everyone tunes into it.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
He (supposedly) turned down the āprivilegeā of raping children. So what did he do on a ābadā day?
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump referred to what went on at Epsteinās Islandāthe rape of girlsāas a privilege. Trump is thoroughly abhorrent.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Uh huh. No. Pretty sure 90% of the population is stronger than trump, an elderly man with a stumbling gate and a weak heart. Canāt win a golf tournament unless he runs it. Nice try Jesse, but even you know better.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup. Nothing shouts āTrump is on the client listā like an attack on black celebrities. www.factcheck.org/2024/11/no-e...
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Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
So we can conclude that Blanche was busy digging up/inventing dirt on democrats to fuel the Whataboutism machine when trumps crimes against children are exposed.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Such a shame that the Hulkster did not live long enough to see the Epstein file released.
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Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Lack of empathy and/or social skills and/or cognitive decline.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Just remember: in a few decades, MAGA is going to sound like āNaziā used to sound to boomers.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Agreed.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Weād be better off with a chimpanzee running the economy. And donāt forget trump is protecting child rapists.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump could use some new material. Letās go over toilets not flushing briskly when flushing documents that should go to the national archives. Also, more on insane asylums and Hannibal Lecter.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
How about āThe Grifters?ā
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
It feels like a low life swamp monster talk show.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Trumpās ankles are catching up with his ego in terms of being bloated, ugly and indicative of a problem with his heart.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
With Trump, what is the most appalling is also the least surprising.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, we know he wasnāt after a donut.
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Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
The awesome power of trump delusion syndrome. Reality is that we have a grumpy old dude in the White House who just wants to put gold leaf on the crown moulding and canāt string together a full sentence.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup. And he gazed around the room looking for something, anything that could use some gold leaf.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
OMG! Did Hegseth inform the White House heād be wearing tan suit?
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Wouldnāt something like, I dunno, birthright citizenship be helpful?
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
I am guessing that trump can no longer understand or process that information.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
I was thinking a cute bikini with swim goggles and a body bag.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Surprise! Trump is running out of Fox News personalities to run agencies. If this continues, he may be forced to consider hiring people who are (gasp) qualified.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
1. Due process. 2. Like the criminals picking lettuce? Working in restaurants? 3. Remember when the Dept of Homeland Security was about stopping terrorists, not terrorizing our communities?
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
I donāt wanna be this country. I want to go back to the time when agencies were fairly competent and adequately resourced and science mattered.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
That is a kind interpretation. I suspect Trump canāt remember what he says (or maybe doesnāt care) so he is constantly improvising.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
If you are going to sit down with a head of state, wouldnāt you take a moment to Google them?
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
We, however, respect drag queens and understand that trump could never match their artistry.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Whoever does trumpās makeup clearly despises him.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Prayers without commitments to solve the underlying problem are blasphemy.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Letās quit treating climate change as a joke. Iām praying the puritanical pixie wakes up. How bad do the catastrophes have to be to for him to hear Godās summons to quit killing the planet?
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
You go first, little Mike. Raise taxes on the rich to balance the budget without silly math tricks.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Consistency is not the orange dudes strong suit. Electric cars okay. Teslas not so much.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
So Van Orden wants to take credit for this catastrophe? Remember that at midterms, Wisconsinites.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Iām sure Trump is looking for a cabinet position right now. Maybe put Combs in charge of Title IX?
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Fetterman really is the guy he looks like he is.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup. This will come in handy when Democrats dismantle the 2nd Amendment.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
If we wanted peace we would have tried diplomacy. Not a fake ādealā fronted by the orange dude, but actual diplomacy.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank goodness we have a thoughtful and balanced leader in the White House. Oh, now I remember. We have a goofy old guy who addled brain is tuned to UFC with the impulse control of a toddler.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Little Eric has been preparing for a moment such as this for his whole life.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
No. Kristi Noem was dressed up like a brain surgeon today and someone took her a little too seriously.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember when DHS was about defending the US from terrorists? Now it spreads terror in the US.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Meanwhile, World Pride Parade brings joy to DC. And wonāt rip up the streets. Joy = Resistance.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
See you there! Enjoying the sights at Thomas Circle.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Cāmon down. Donāt let a sad clown spoil the party for you. Joy is a wonderful way to resist.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup. But we got DuPont Circle back!
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Gingrich has a point about Trumpās staying power, but the same can be said for cockroaches.
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay Joniāyou go first?
Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Taco time.
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Live from Takoma Park (@livefromtakomapark.bsky.social) reply parent
Because of his advanced age and mental decline, trump canāt see it. Heās easy to manipulate and no one around him is brave enough to tell him heās being played.