Senility

He’s delusional and hoping that if he keeps saying that, he will get the Nobel Peace Prize. 😂

Maybe he’s confusing things with all the businesses he’s ended . . . #World’sWorstBusinessperson

Deluded Don!

Lies we all know that

Sounds good to MAGA heads. MAGA believes anything Trump tells them.

Aaaaand, the nuclear war he prevented single-handedly (arf, arf) was the dust-up between India and Pakistan back in May. Somebody forgot to tell Cheeto that the last "war" between these two countries was in 1999 over Kashmir.

He's also claiming credit for the cease-fire between Israel and Iran, but threatening Iran with more bombings. Technically, it wasn't a war, more of a schoolyard taunting by two criminal bullies. Iran, however, says there was no war (there wasn't) and that it's not over yet (it's not).

Oh, yes, the treaty between The Republic of Congo and Rwanda was signed in Washington, D.C. Again, the heavy lifting was done by Massad Boulos, Tiffany Trump's father-in-law, so you see how this was all done by Cheeto.

Trump also declared peace between Egypt and Ethiopia over the Nile River. He just forgot to tell those two countries that he had settled it.

Jess, you are just not reading the Hindustani Times. He ended the border dispute between Thailand and Cambodia by making phone calls to the leaders of both countries. Never mind that the heavy lifting was done by the Malaysian Prime Minister. The PM Cambodia credited Cheeto. Yuh-hunh.

Well, there was the War of Babylon as related in the Bible. He put an end to it in the Trump Bible.

In case anyone is legit curious, here's his "Nobel Prize" list:

He’s a fool.

Seems a bit contradictory to list bombing Iran on his list of qualifications for a “Peace Prize.”

Thought he didn’t do “ceasefires”🤔

Thanks for this list

Thanks, I was looking for this. Some of these cease-fires also do seem to be incredibly precarious.

The ending of the Egypt-Ethiopia war is especially nice. I wonder why Trump did not append his merit list with an ending of the USA-Russia war as well, despite scaling back the support of Ukraine.

Now if even one of them was true????

He is delusional

He thinks all he has to do is say that to get a Nobel Peace Prize.🤤

Exactly.

When will he start to demand the Nobel prize for Literature for his 'Truths'?

I think he and Karolyin and boomer all pronounce it Noble Prize... He has the best words!

Probably. I mute when they talk. Sticking pencils in my ears is less painful.

Can some chocolatier make a chocolate replica and spray paint it gold?

And place it in the Florida sun.

That's a massive offense to chocolate... we only want chocolate to embody the good, not evil

You're right. The only appropriate replica would be his sh*t spray painted gold and placed in the hot Florida sun.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he's delusional.

Stupid too.

That's what I want to know.

Baron Trump still plays with plastic green army men. Trump told him to knock it off a few times. Then Trump was watching Bridesmaids Wars on TV and he changed the channel. Count them! SIX wars ended!

Wrong! Fake news! I know for a fact he ended at least one Cupcake War!

I believe Trump was victorious. His waistline suggests he has a great record in all of his wars against food!

This is not fake news! He has a bigly beautiful record. I've seen the photos of his trophies: the hamburder war, cupcake war, the taco war, putin's coc....

Why isn’t any reporter asking him follow ups? Like…Name Them.

He only allows MAGA press at his briefings. They don’t care when he lies.

Were there any legitimate reporters in the room? I shut it off when MTG's boyfriend asked some stupid ass question that fed into the propaganda being spread.

They have all been removed. There is nothing but sycophants on the press core that follow him. Legitimate reporters can only ask very vague questions so they can keep their presence.

Only one with scruples is collins .. she don’t give a f

Vague questions that he can give 5 minute answers to and not say anything worth hearing.

There are none, hand picked right wing goons.

And many with thick foreign accents. Russian?

Yup. Me, too. Can't stand to listen to his bs.

Our media is worthless

Well one of them was midges main squeeze so…

Exactly. On everything: from his “sir, thank, you sir”-stories to the six-war tales: name them. Be specific. How has the press not figured this out yet? He can’t give specifics because there aren’t any!

Big strong reporters with tears in their eyes saying it's the most brilliant thing ever.

🤣

Right?

He just lies all the time.

That’s the six realities he lives in, watch as he starts a sentence or narrative, he slips in and out of one dimension to the next without a point or conclusion in sight. He has always been in a lower IQ percentile which further contributes to his lack of focus and acuity in his physical decline.

Only in his teeny tiny addlepated brain, has he ended 6 wars.

He has no idea.

Leavitt repeats this BS too. As they beg for the Nobel people to pweeez give twumpy wumpy the peace pwize.

Trump, meeting with Zelenskyy, said he's ENDED SIX WARS. Americans: 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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But how many has the fucker started?

. . . or made worse?

MANY people would say...many, MANY. Astute observation!

The war on the American people has only just begun…

He's like a stupid 3rd grader who says, "Oh, yeah? Well, my daddy makes a million gazillion dollars and has eleventy-three companies!" and thinks everyone believes him.

A million gazillion and eleventy-three are numbers to which MAGAs can relate.

Ha

😅🤣😅🤣😆

Love this!!!!

Don’t forget me !🤮

He's desperate for a Nobel Peace Prize.

People in the later stages of dementia are known to make outlandish claims.

Then Trump has ALWAYS suffered from dementia. Those are the only kind of claims he ever makes.

The battles he fights inside his 2 cent head. He won them all. He ordered cheeseburgers.

He’s got dementia…this sad POS lives in a made up world where he actually believe the BS he spouts. Yet everybody sits there and nods like it’s true, even though they know it’s BS. The world is upside down.

He fantasizes this crap. Let him keep doing it & broadcast it far & wide. Soon, there won’t be anyone anywhere who will believe anything he says. And the rats will begin to jump ship.

You don't know those wars - they go to another school.

Trump before making that statement:

He has no clue. Honestly, dude looks like he's an animated c0rp$3...Especially compared to the company around him here.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

He's Mr. Magoo...he knows not what he is saying.

25th. Dementia DonOLD needs 25thed.

It’s companies not wars 🤣🤣🤣🤣

His cult want to give him the Nobel Peace Prize WHILE HE IS CREATING CONCENTRATION CAMPS. That is how insane our timeline is.

He ended them in his mind. Took credit for things on which he had zero impact.

There's one very subtle tell when he's lying. Watch for it next time: his lips are moving.

He ended Punian wars and Peloponesian wars.

he's counting all the times he conceded to the Taliban

Literally created the entire problem at the airport.

He's a fabulist. It's the senility taking over from his nature as a pathological liar.

Trump is in la la land where if he just SAYS it, it is so. Don’t spoil your kids folks.

I think he means to say he rear-ended six whores. Pardon my French.

Just like declassifying national secrets so he can sell them…he settled wars watching them on tv….with his mind.

Well you know those bone spurs and stds that were his Vietnam…,

That’s the dementia talking.

His hair trolls are vicious buggers and they won't give him a moment's peace.

I’m confused. I know the “he” you refer to. Just can’t figure out how he gets to the number 6 for ending wars 🤔

His wars on STDs?

The war on American values The war on truth The war on pedophilia is acceptable The war on people with no credentials or experience The war on military in our streets The war on the acceptance of Russia as a compatible partner The war in his fake news head that we have to listen to daily

He didn’t stop the war on pedophilia. He’s the target of that war against pedophilia and all his pedo buddies with bim.

What war? The entire DOJ is covering for him.

If we knew that we wouldn’t be where we are😬🥴

His mind is a house of mirrors😝

He doesn’t know. That’s how many times he shit his diaper today.

This is the claim for ending 6 wars:

Mmmm, thats quite a tally. I didn’t realise that he even knew where these places were. Although, he’s about to have his Munich moment when he betrays Ukraine! All for that Big beautiful Nobel Prize.

His mind goes all the way back to the Revolutionary War.

Well remember, we took back the airports in that one.

😅

When we had airports!

His Melania wars?

Jello mental state...all part of his campaign to get a Nobel Peace Prize.

There were a couple of African countries that had a truce and Trump's claiming credit for it. I hope he doesn't get a Nobel Peace Prize because you can't be people's "Retribution" and earn a prize for peace.

We know he's lyin', his lips are movin' youtu.be/qDc_5zpBj7s?...

Since facts don't matter to MAGA, his base traditionally eats that kind of BS up with a spoon--not sure it's going to continue though.

Yeah, all the way back to the French and Indian War, and the Revolutionary War. He also invented Velcro, the wheel, the printing press and the internet, all while single handedly solving world hunger and disease.

Trump's trying to Jedi-mind-trick the Nobel Peace Prize people into giving him the award. He doesn't understand that it only works on weak-minded people because he's so weak-minded.

He can’t even end the war in his pants. I mean, if the war were a soaking wet paper bag, he wouldn’t be able to get out of it.

Imaginary wars and 👇🏻. He is fully demented.

Maybe... thumb wars???

I believe two of those wars are the cola wars and formula wars.

Politifact says this is slightly true; but many deals are shaky and US involvement overstated. Israel vs Iran Dem. Republic of Congo vs Rwanda Cambodia vs THailand Serbia vs Kosovo Egypt vs Ethopia India vs Pakistan

Politifact must be using Donald "is the President while these things are going on" metric. So just being in office makes him eligible now?

So not true.

India and Pakistan both said he wasn’t involved at all. Pakistan tried to play on it and say he should be nominated then he bombed Iran and that made them angry.

In other words, it's bullshit, once one takes off the orange tinted glasses.

tRump's lies about this and so many other things are a sign of his increasing dementia. And now he's got National Guard troops in DC and a regime that won't stop him. IF we have elections in 2026, the Democratic House and Senate need to invoke the 25th and remove him from office.

Like, remove him immediately. First order of business.

I think he's taking credit for the India-Pakistan blowup ending (they don't credit him), the peace treaty with the Houthi rebels (which didn't last), and the DRC-Uganda peace treaty. I don't know the other three.

Rwanda, not Uganda. Somebody downstream listed them all. bsky.app/profile/em-j...

Probably means he's fired 6 Generals.

www.politifact.com/factchecks/2... It's mostly B/S.

My exact thoughts!

I can't figure out what wars he's talking about either maybe they are in his big fat head.

Revolutionary War, 1812, Civil War, WW I, WW II, and Afghanistan. He'd have ended Korea and Vietnam, but that was when he suffered from those pesky bone spurs.

That was a few weeks ago when he was walking on water

It was only a wet spot on the sidewalk.

It’s the ancient art form known throughout history as LYING.

BIGORANGESTEAMINGJOBBY IS DELULU!

No one is questioning it

Insanity!!!

Good question.

He made up another lie, picked 6 because he can count that on his fingers.

He’s counting troop withdrawals or reductions. They are claiming he ended wars that are still ongoing. It’s all political framing. For his maga base.

These people are oddly wound up. Be careful what you wish for. 😉😁

Read up on the fictional MAGA Cinematic Universe they're weaving on Fox every day. Short version: if ending a war is a good thing, then Trump has ended a million wars and is currently ending a bazillion. Basically "good things = Trump; bad things = Trump's enemies", no exceptions.

January 6th, six bankruptcies, six wars. Six is just a number to Trump. www.politico.eu/article/dona...

Thank you for answering what he thinks the 6 wars are for real! I think you are right about numbers being meaningless (or whatever he says they mean) but the article is helpful. Is he considering Ukraine the 6th one???

I thought the article was very interesting too!

@politico.com How can a man slowly inching toward a full-blown civil war in America be considered a peacemaker? @vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu Sorry, Europe, but I think you know you are being played. A contingency plan is needed.

He's not a "Deal Maker," either.

He has the best numbers! Numbers no one has ever thought of!!

Oh I see, he got them mixed up!!!!

666?👹

Just doing his part to keep up the daily lie count.

The War of 1812 The Civil War WWI WWII Korea Vietnam Duh. Didn’t you know?

😜😜😜🤪🤪🤪😂😂😂

General Bone Spurs has served America valiantly. 🍊💩

He does look ancient and acts like a Nazi zombie 🤔

One of those wasn’t a war, but Donboi probably doesn’t know the difference. He may believe the Mexican American war is still in progress.

No idea. He’s just a liar about everything.

It’s late stage syphillis.

Just angling for the Nobel Peace Prize. More bullshit 🫩

The man is a lunatic. Perhaps the Klingons war with the United Federation of Planets? Who the hell knows what he's talking about.

His inner pedo(1) probably fights with his inner moron(2), who then turns on his inner bigot(3), who then attacks his inner liar (4) pummels his inner rapist(5), who them bitch slaps his inner asshole(6). After that struggle, he enjoys a steaming cup o' covfefe. (Hope that explanation helped)

Perfect explanation. I wish the pathetic news corporations/press corps fawning over his "meetings" & press releases would get the memo! Screaming all @ once making them look as pathetic as he is & not getting any legitimate truthful answer to dumb ass irrelevant questions they just shouted. Pathetic

Absolutely brilliant.

Thank you 🥰 (I'm here all week) 😎

Clear as a bell!

You win comment of the day! Excellent!

🥰

😂😂

😂🤣

Clear as mud, thanks

Now I have whiplash!

Right?!? Also did you catch the Oval Office presser when Zelenskyy was asked about elections and he said they would be held post peace treaty as the constitution forbids elections during war AND THE 🍊ONE said “so in 3 1/2 years if there’s a war here I don’t have to have elections?” Anyone see that?

He already tried that his first term. Milley stopped him.

Hey Canada, feel like a war ? How about Greenland ? #PedoKingDonOld first, USA 7th.

I did. I saw.

Can it be that Trump thinks that the constitution Zelenskyy refers to is the US constitution (i.e. that there is only one constitution in the whole world)?

Right? It’s crazy talk.

First, he’s deranged. Secondly, he’s spewing nonsense for his moronic base— who don’t know better. Remember, #TraitorTrump also plays to right-wing media; knowing they will replay it, further brainwashing their viewers. #AmericasHitler YES, Trump is insane— and works for Putin.

It’s delusional grandiosity

The best thing he could do for everyone is to resign. If that were to happen I'd nominate him for the Peace prize.

l wouldn’t.

Yeah, I'm fairly certain that my nomination would be rejected anyhow.

Yesterdsy I was emailing with a guy who actually can nominate to the peace prize. He’s based!

Based as in "Free based" or biased?

Good question…delusional Trump/epstein pedophile psychopath.

His fantasy world...the endless list of Pinocchio-style lies.

I have also stopped six wars. This was back in the nineties when I invented the internet and karate chopped a bear on the moon. If this guy lived under a bridge you wouldn’t give him a dollar. But for some reason we all have to put up with him screaming in our faces.

Idk either, but it proves that you can make this shit up...

Even he doesn't know. The thing that really ticks me off is why bring Joe Biden into it? I'm pretty sure Zelensky and Joe were on great terms. Joe actually helped Ukraine.

It's the only song the American Fascist Party knows. Just to remind all the MAGAts that Democrats are bad.

According to the L A Times, “President Trump said Monday he would renew his assault on mail-in voting after Russia's autocratic leader, Vladimir Putin, told him to do so at their meeting in Alaska last week.” Straight up admitting, taking orders from Putin, just like we all knew.

He often makes up his reasons and pretends that they were suggestions of someone else's.

Well there we go then. DonOld doughboy getting the latest batch of to dos from the boss. Very happy to see European leaders standing up now, and not just against thr Russia baby killer. Europeans do not want to be speaking Russian in 20 years, but for one US party & their supporters that's fine.

Shocking really!!!!

He listens to who he has last talked to. He is unable to think for himself.

That would be up to the States.

BTW, Russia has been using mail-in voting (and even voting via Internet) for about 5 years Putin approved it himself. Trump is a stooge.

Trump is a treasonous pedo Potus.

FOTUS.

That’s why Putin always gets 101% of the vote 😂

Putin Signs Law Allowing Voting By Mail And Internet share.google/OTchiJ6hLRjA...

Source on that?

I meant source on Russia using mail in voting.

Sorry. Misunderstood.

Putin Signs Law Allowing Voting By Mail And Internet share.google/OTchiJ6hLRjA...

He has no idea what he's talking about, hell he probably thinks he gave Lincoln advice to end the civil war

Well…..

I “borrowed” this pic from @nothoodlum.bsky.social 😬

🤣🤣🤣🤌👍

Diddler on the roof

Just jump already!

I just imagine him holding up a medical wristband whispering the name Constantine before taking the plunge

a jumper!!!!

Why is the gown on backwards?

Please jump

do it! Jump!

overheard

Jump! Wait, don’t jump ! 🤣🤣🤣reverse psychology 😝

JUMP!!!

Splat.

JUMP !!! You stupid son of a bitch 🖕

😂😂😂

The Eric - Don Jr War The Eric/Don Jr - Ivanka War The Ivana - Marla Maples War The Ivana - Staircase War The Barron - College Admissions War The Donald - Inner Life War (actually more of a rout, with the Trump's strangling his Inner Life early in his childhood)

😂

The Staircase war must've been brutal.

*plural, not possessive—my darn semi-opposable thumbs The Trumps (Father, Mother & Donald, himself)

overheard

War on Clean Britches

You forgot the infamous war on Christmas! 🌲🌲

The missing diaper on the airplane stairs war.

hey, my text went into cyber limbo. the battle of the missing diaper on the airplane stairs. that was one hell of a war.

and the original text is back again. weird.

Show us the swan dive.

Because he can't count. Zero means Zero.

The War of 1812, he was there.

I actually goggled that question and got no real answer. He just makes stuff up.

He doesn't know he just makes this shit up as he goes along

Think it’s the repetitive “Yes no, yes no, yes no” playing on a loop in his decaying brain.

He doesn't know what the hell he's talking about.

claims the Abraham accords ended a war... when it is an ongoing genocide... you know Lies

I don’t know and honestly, I don’t think he knows. He’s just talking out of his ass, because his head knows less!

Star wars box set 1/6 .

You wouldn't expect him to stop lying just because he really wants the award that was given to Obama, would you???

Did you notice that,too? I can think of a few he’s nearly started.

The voices in his orange head told him that .

Six wars in his head. He was fighting all of his voices. One, however, sounds like Jeffrey Epstein.

One of them was India/Pakistan. India says he is full of crap for suggesting he had anything to do with their ceasefire whereas Pakistan lets him say whatever he wants after trump jr made some kind of investment in Pakistan with one of his trump sh*tcoins.

He's including his wars against reality.

But he hasn't ended them...

Trump has started a war at home!!’

Yes, six wars including the war of Independence. And that's just today.

Conflict between India and Pakistan, War between Rwanda and the Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC), Tensions between India and Pakistan, Conflict between Armenia and Azerbaijan, cont

Conflict between Thailand and Cambodia, Elimination of Iran's nuclear capability, Closing the border. Obviously not all these issues were actually "wars". AI generated

Each one came back to say Trump was not the reason

That doesn’t matter. He says it, they parrot it, pretty soon there’s a bunch of people who believe it. In their ecosystem this is real. How are they to know it isn’t? They don’t trust our news sources anymore than we trust theirs.

India news has been on & India is pissed. T never did a thing & claiming he did.. + tariffs.. they despise T

Who the fuck knows

It’s a lie he and his staff are spreading because he’s obsessed with getting his trophy (Nobel prize). Miller is now lying that he’s ended 7 wars in six months. These people are deranged.

He's trying to convince the world he is worthy of a Nobel Peace Prize. Too bad. He just looks stupid.

Nobody buying his fever dreams.

Nobel piece of shit prize

He makes a claim and the countries involved deny it.... over and over and over. 34-felon is having wet dreams about a Nobel Peace prize so now he just makes s*** up. www.bbc.com/news/article...

I SAID THAT SAME THING!!!!!!

Omg watching Trump from across the world and that one journalist, I want to reach through my TV and moer the s**t out of them . As for blaming Biden , I say FOKOF TRAITOR TRUMP 😡😡😡😡 I am so goddam livid at Americans letting him win !!!

Between Melania & Barron? 😜

Lame. I’ve ended 6,345 wars.

👏 u have a Nobel peace prize coming your way 😉

He's such an underachiever! 🤣🤣🤣

Ok, Billy Badass 🤭🤭🤣

He’s a fucking idiot & all the idiots love him for it.

He’s got the battles of LA and DC in his head as wars 😆

Since Trump believes this second term means, "I run the country and the world,” anything that happens while he's in office is his to claim for himself (if he wants to). Of course anything that doesn't reflect well upon him is Biden's fault.

Here it is, emperor of the known world: "President Donald Trump declared that he runs the world as he reflected on what's different during his second White House go around..." www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

OMG, I thought you were making that part up. He really said it. 😳

Me too!😳

🤣😡🤮

Lies

liars, lie

KaroLyin listed them out at the podium a couple of weeks ago. No one challenged her. Modi laughed when he heard her giving credit to Trump for a so called Indian Pakistani cease fire.

at the *lectern

4 of which aren’t ‘conflicts’ in the true form. A wee bit of skirmishing. A bit of hand bags Over borders. He’s done sweet FA. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES YOU CNUT

Not me sitting over here trying to figure out what a c-nut is…I don't get out much. 🤷🏻‍♀️

He wants a peace prize so BIGLY. He probably thinks if he repeats is enough, people will believe it.

No one in the media is asking him because he only lets the sycophants interview him

I’d settle for someone asking him to count to 6.

!!!!

He dodged at least six paternity suits during the 70s and 80s and those count, like a personal Viet Nam tour collection.

👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼

I never wanted to be working again than we he popped off

Wasn't there a brilliant sign saying "can we just skip to the Nazi bunker please??"👍

And maybe heart failure

😉

Read these books by Dr. Bandy X. Lee: The Dangerous Case of Donald Trump and her follow up book: The More Dangerous Case of Donald Trump. Psychiatrists discuss the truth of his mental condition which demonstrates his severe mental illness. He is unhinged and can’t function in the real world.

I use to follow her on X, can’t find her on Bluesky. I have agreed with her from 2016.

This will happen when he is finally exposed as a pedophile.

His name and activities will all be redacted. None will be released about FOTUS. Well maybe one low level “they were at the same event”.

That's why he used all those FBI people to go over them with a fine toothed comb to make sure his name doesn't appear anywhere.

He and all his buddies.

Never gonna happen

Maybe not. He'll start WW3 before that happens.

Exactly

I’m afraid of the distraction that will happen then.

Well maybe IF we didn’t have an ENTIRE political party supporting this LOON - THEY would do something about it.

The military is pretty surprising that they are mostly with him, too.

It’s been an eternal descent. Over 10 years of this incompetent, racist, rapist, pedophile, absolute moron of a man, divider, destroyer of countries, peddler of lies, Putin’s cum sock, Lindsay Graham’s top, and it has honestly felt like 100 years. Pure fucking evil lifted by the masses to destroy us

I think, for the most part, he's always had a lot of his disorders, but now that he's older, the dementia is making them more pronounced.

I think we are waaaaay past that. Time to call out his enablers. They’ve bit off more than they can chew.

Getting close. He had to show his license PLATE to vote? Lordy

Israel Iran Democratic Republic of Congo and Rwanda Cambodia and Thailand India and Pakistan Serbia and Kosovo Egypt and Ethiopia And soon, probably claim: Russia and Ukraine Anyways, isn’t true…they are working it out amongst themselves…

Thank you for bringing an actual answer. These are the 6 Trump is referring to, yes. But of course, as we all know: 1) They weren’t actually wars. 2) Trump didn’t do SHIT to “end” them.

3) They haven’t ended?

Exactly!

That’s not wild, it’s pathetic and sad.

They're not going to ask him, because they know that there weren't six and they know that he can't name them, so nobody's going to make this difficult for him - they're going to just shake their heads and smile

I wanted to post this one

And never will.

I think it would be more fun if the reporter started listing wars to see what he says in response.

Zelensky had a nice poker face; he used to be a comedian; and really wanted to roll his eyes overheard

Trump’s ball absent hand picked ‘reporters’. @doocy

The War of 1812 The Crusades The Boer War Man Woman TV

😍

Trump played 6 games of War.He ended them all cause he didn't understand how to play

It will be 10 wars soon.

They are not truth looking media, They all have 🍑lips 🍑ASS🕳️s 🍑CUNexTtuedays Sucking and getting phucked by Their 🍑🤡ASS🕳️Cult Leader donOLD. 🚽. tRuMp

Seriously

Yes! Yes! Yes!

someone did, he couldn’t name even one.

The media is either owned/run by maga lackeys and/or they're scared of them. tRump is strong-arming and shaking them down in the guise of lawsuits. I've seen clips on social media but I haven't legacy 'airwaves' corporate media since 2016 when they propped and coddled him to the presidency.

He’s completely delusional. He needs to go and soon. He already said he was banning mail-in voting and that if the US happened to be in a war in 2028, there wouldn’t be anymore elections.

He wants to end mail ballots Then he puts ice and federalised national guard on the streets at every election station on election day to arrest any poc or minorities, stopping them voting. That's his plan You need to stop him before that or America dies Y'all already at war bar the shooting

I will never understand how anyone takes his EOs as law. The Constitution has ZERO means for a POTUS to create laws. That is the role of Congress. They challenged all of Obama's EO (What was? 9 of them?)& whatever they could of Biden's so why is anyone going along w/this nutcase's EOs? Insanity.

Because he has SCOTUS wrapped around his finger. They’re all complicit.

His EOs are still not law no matter what SCOTUS tries to say though.

It’s as good a number as any. He spews whatever comes to mind.

If there are ever journalists in the room, maybe they'll ask the fucking moron.

Pulling numbers out his ass as usual

That’s the people in his head talking

That's what they told him to say. . .

If true, he would already have his Nobel and could leave Zelensky alone.

Yeah, I never saw that in the news.

I’ve given birth to 6 elephants. I’ve given birth to 6 elephants. I’ve…..

He's making s##t up to get the Nobel Peace Prize

No one knows but The Buffoon.

I said the same thing out loud when I heard him say that! I wondered if I had been in a coma and just didn’t know, but then again, it IS Trump…

1. There was the one he stopped 2. (And then it restarted) 3. And then he asked them to please pretty please stop, which counts as him stopping it 2x 4. (and they didn’t comply with that which reversed to warring more) 5. And then there was the ketchup war 6. (And the reversal of the ketchup war)💔🫥

Oh, THOSE wars! 😂😂😂

Don't forget L.A., he had to deploy Marines to end that war. And DC ...

Reverse Editing help is always appreciated in this new thinkspeak world.

He’s a psychopath and a liar. Don’t try to understand the bottomless pit of stupid.

No one knows

Anything but the Epstein files!

Repeat a lie enough times, Fox and MAGA will continue repeating as gospel. 🤮🤮🤮

It’s his Nobel nomination speech.

He’s so fucking embarrassing. It’s almost unbearable.

Not “almost.” He is unbearable!

To be fair, he did end the was on Christmas. Many, many people died in that was. We lost one of the greats in the battle - Rudolph. His nose will never be so bright to guide the sleigh tonight.

Who the F knows!? 🤷 He's a senile old lying grifter that thinks if he says that BS enough.. someone will give him a Nobel Peace Prize 🤣🤣🤣

He's desperately trying to get a Nobel Prize because that's the only thing he can ever catch up with Obama. Maybe Oslo should create a "You are the biggest asshole in the world" Nobel Prize, especially for him? He would certainly accept it gratefully. 🤪

He's cuckoo bananas pants-on-head crazy. Final Answer.

You wouldn't know them, they go to a different school.

It’s explained here. www.politifact.com/factchecks/2...

He must have more divorces than we know about. 😁

Seems absurd to say this but of course it’s untethered to reality as he is. Must have been “injecting bleach” expressions around the table

He’s clearly lying.

He's senile, so he's confusing wars with the six businesses he ended through bankruptcies.

Lies are all he knows Started when Fred began calling him a loser and sent him to military school He’s been insane ever since

...he's senile. He doesn't know what he's saying. He probably thinks that everyone he is talking to is his dad Fred or Ivanna...

The cooked up squirrels in his head are talking about it.. 🐿

He’s lying as usual. Response from DeepSeek. They post details

I suspect he's watched movies or shows with wars and hallucinated that they were real and he's the hero who stopped them. He's also saved us from an alien invasion and found the fountain of youth. He drinks his coffee from the Holy Grail! Trumpets are named after him - his pet unicorn told him so!

No idea!

He’s a pathological liar, and his cheese is slipping off his cracker.

In his mind "TRUMP SAID" ! YOU keep listening to him and were dead !

He’s playing politics with peace and peoples lives for a fu€king medal.

That he’s not going to get anyway.

What the hell is he ever talking about? His m.o. is to hope is cult members and state news outlets just buy it and parrot it to each other.

He is having wet dreams.

I think what he means is that RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

To be fair, he did end his war on sanity.

Yeah, but he lost that one!!!

I doubt he ever seriously fought that one...

🤭

And lowered drug prices 1,500%

With a 200% tariff

You people... he ended WITH SIX WARTS jr, eric, barton, ivanka, tifany, melania :D

Anything but the Epstein Files.

Pish, it is for the Nobel Committee.

And they aren’t buying it.

Gaetz/Loomer Bannon/Musk Loomer/MTG Musk/?? I’m sure there’s at least six. Oh, and he’s a Big Pedophile.

Trump just wants the medal. They don’t have to give him the Nobel Prize, or the money. He must have seen one, sometime, and now he wants one. If they give him one, he’ll stfu, 100% for sure.

It’s the syphilis talking, Jess.

Like legit. He’s living in a fever dream. I read about this in The Baroque Cycle.

He’s delusional. He’s so desperate to believe he has some power and control. So he makes it up. Kind of like having imaginary friends. He has imaginary achievements. And then he thinks he deserves an award for his imaginary accomplishments. If only he were imaginary too.