Liz Burns
@lizburns.bsky.social
Writer for IT stuff, musician on hiatus, resident of Chicago more than any other place. Love of my life is poet James Thurston Davis @junkopartner.bsky.social https://lizburns.bandcamp.com/album/liz-burns-worry-beads-playpig-full-ep
created November 14, 2024
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Zack Beauchamp (@zackbeauchamp.bsky.social) reposted
I spent two hours listening to four of the right's leading thinkers debate topics such as: -should Black men in Baltimore be indentured to churches? -should Ron DeSantis create a youth militant organization in Florida? -is the American public crying out for purges? www.vox.com/on-the-right...
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social) reply parent
How many word magnets did you move around on the breakroom fridge to come up with these euphemisms? Pathetic.
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social) reply parent
Such a short-lived craving from MSM: by Day 2 the only people caring will be Chicago's citizens, their loved ones, and a representative from each MSM who will try to make chaos out of National Guard troops standing/marching around all day and sleeping on floors at night.
WuTangIsForTheChildren (@wutangforchildren.bsky.social) reposted
Some new street art spotted in DC 🤣
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social) reply parent
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpQr...
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social) reply parent
Bet he's pining for the steamers from Hope Hicks. Good times!
Tuesday Afternoon (@tuesday-afternoon.bsky.social) reposted
Feel FREE to Re-post. ;)
Molly Jong-Fast (@mollyjongfast.bsky.social) reposted
You guys see where this is going? Right?
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social) reply parent
Correction, if you are: A worker in a small business An independent contractor A home health aide An entertainer or artist A field or farm worker An adjunct professor small non-profit worker An intern, tutor grad/master's student ....you DON'T enjoy those benefits, and you damn well should.
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social) reply parent
Suggest you fix the typo. THEN so mote it be.
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social) reply parent
❤️❤️❤️
Morgan Fairchild (@morgfair.bsky.social) reposted
I Am Suing the Department of Justice for the Epstein Files Training Videos open.substack.com/pub/muellers...
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
BILL BURR: “There’s nothing wrong with being a billionaire, but if someone’s working 40 hours/week and can’t make rent you’re not paying them enough… maybe you should just be worth $900 Million. How do you take an 8 figure bonus and none of your employees have dental insurance?”
Morgan J Freeman (@mjfree.bsky.social) reposted
I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Donald Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.
George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted
She’s right again, you know. She usually is.
I Post Animal Vids... 😊 (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted
If you're having a bad day, here's a Red Panda in the snow... ☺️ #bluesky
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social)
You know it's extra bad when the people you set your hopes on are merely checking boxes as they fulfill their public relations obligations and pasting anachronistic platitudes. @governorwalz.mn.gov, you are better than this.
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social) reply parent
I doubt you'd say this to the people who mean the most to you. And if you did, I hope they schooled you about 'reading the room'.
Katherine (@wordwatcher.bsky.social) reposted
We all need a place where we feel safe… Goodnight everybody. Sweet dreams.
Junkopartner (@junkopartner.bsky.social) reposted
Morning #Earworm
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social) reply parent
'Explain'? A 'heavy burden'?!? Hope that comes with a strongly-worded note on top of some milquetoast. Get out of weekend mode and write it AGAiN.
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social) reply parent
Getting everything he's wanted to do out of the way, like a Eschaton-Hungry Make-a-Wish kid.
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social)
I made a damn delicious strawberry rhubarb pie on the hottest day of the year (so far). I will not let that fucker take away a simple joy.
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social)
The more I think about it, the more I'm believing that he's acting on any impulse and they're just making way for him in the hopes that he doesn't hurt too much international goodwill or who they consider to be potential human assets.
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social) reply parent
Might even bring some new faces to the fold, like Fetterman. Almost like he's getting all the things he's always wanted to do out of the way - sooner vs later.
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social)
The paper that told you Hitler was a good guy unwittingly compares Cuomo to Chicago-destroyer Rahm Emmanuel as an endorsement. Tracks perfectly for the @nytimes.com
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
Fox News brings on Rebekah Koffler to talk about the military parade, but she seems to be heavily intoxicated so they cut away with quickness
Jordan Uhl (@jordanuhl.com) reposted
Remarkable. MSNC: "I want to reiterate this has been 100% peaceful." Seconds later, LA County sheriffs start firing on the crowd. Yet again, "law enforcement" deliberately escalated.
John (@writeroftruth.bsky.social) reposted
The one on the left hides her insanity so much more
Chad Loder (@chadloder.bsky.social) reposted
LAPD and LA Sheriffs tried to prevent two large protests from joining together in downtown and both departments ended up hitting EACH OTHER with impact munitions from across the same interesection.
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social)
Disgusting BlueSky post by WaPo is only worth clicking on because of the awesome clapback commentary. Makes me a bit hopeful.
KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 (@kojamf.bsky.social) reposted
Caturday Wahima Lino
Glockymolo🥑 (@bblanco718.bsky.social) reposted
“OMG they’re rioting in L.A.!!” Meanwhile, in the beautiful landscape that is Nuestra Señora de Los Angeles. 💙
Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted
If you’re undocumented, don’t march tomorrow. Stay home. Let the rest of us get this one. Solidarity ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼
Robert Loerzel (@robertloerzel.bsky.social) reposted
Coyote pups at Graceland Cemetery!
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social) reply parent
...and if they had access to the service elevator it means they had cooperation of the building management. Shameful.
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social) reply parent
Axel Springer.
Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted
Mullin: What were we ranked nationally in math and reading in 1979? McMahon: We were very low on the totem pole. Mullin: We were number one in 1979
Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted
Love this. Good people stepping up when the system fails our kids.
Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted
They don’t have the right to dictate my life.
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social)
Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted
State Rep @jamestalarico.bsky.social gives a master class in Republican hypocrisy 🔥 The Texas House passed the Ten Commandments bill in an 82-46 vote… on the Sabbath, breaking the Fourth Commandment in the process.
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social)
A compulsion that occurs every few years. It'll have all the trappings aside from what the U.S. calls Canadian bacon and the tomato no one eats. Currently in the first stage of a ridiculously long time to enjoy roasted potatoes.
Senator Patty Murray (@murray.senate.gov) reposted
I don't want this to get lost: after RFK Jr. finished with his tantrum, he ADMITTED he is blocking BILLIONS in federal child care funding. That needs to change IMMEDIATELY.
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social)
Art D. (@artd.bsky.social) reposted
What's wrong babe? It's #MayThe4th an you've barely touched your Jabbacado toast.
Bookshelfie (@bookshelfie.bsky.social) reposted
#booksky
Anonymous (@youranoncentral.bsky.social) reposted
Congratulations Australia! The people have crushed the fascists. The Labor party’s PM Anthony Albanese has secured a second term in office in an election wipeout. The push back against the Trump / Putin aligned global regressive movement continues strong.
Erin Biba (@erinbiba.bsky.social) reposted
🚨🚨EXTREMELY IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS. WORLD’s TALLEST DOG MEETS WORLD’S SMALLEST DOG 🚨🚨
Noah Barkin (@noahbarkin.bsky.social) reposted
Rubio publicly criticizing an ally for cracking down on right-wing extremism. And Germany hitting back. We are in a new world
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social)
Listening to a Lyres song while waiting for cheese curds under an elevated train. #Boston #Chicago
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social)
Happy Labor Day, most of the planet! youtu.be/oWwildAcUt8?...
Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted
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Jared Yates Sexton (@jysexton.bsky.social) reposted
I don’t know. People want to grasp to grasp to ideas of legality like a life preserver while authoritarians warp the legal system. If you want to drown in the water, best of luck. But people are going to have to wrap their minds around the fact that authoritarian takeovers change everything.
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social)
Pals in Los Angeles - what the hell?
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Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social)
Getting out of our current mess will require a meeting of the minds. Or lots of fuzzy snuggles. Probably both. 🐾
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social)
Woke up with the verse beat in my head. youtu.be/hvvZN98ggoY?...
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social)
youtube.com/shorts/Kawn4...
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social) reply parent
It's more ergonomic than some of the machines we have to annually encounter. And cooler!
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social)
Chicago bun
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Steve Vladeck (@stevevladeck.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
My write-up from this morning: www.stevevladeck.com/p/144-the-su...
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social)
Apparently someone left 'a compressed natural gas tank' on the bus. Thoughts and prayers can't prevent the Stupid. youtube.com/watch?v=vbTp...
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social)
Kringle arrived early this year. Who says Fridays can't be good? 😝
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social)
Chicago lunch hour
WeRateDogs (@weratedogs.com) reposted
This is Goobs. He saw a tree crew working on his block and thinks he might have just found his dream job. 13/10
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Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social)
When Blueberry Cheesecake is being promoted at the restaurant across the street at 6 bucks a tiny slice, I take it as an almost personal challenge.
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social)
A song of mine via the Worry Beads was on Bob's show last Thursday! Many thanks to @bobcesca.bsky.social Jody @jodyhamilton.bsky.social and David Ferguson for saying such nice things. Dear pals, please subscribe to the best podcast! ❤️ www.patreon.com/posts/126392...
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social)
If you consume alcohol, here's a nice drink suggestion along with a few sensible reasons why it's past time to replace the whisky promoted by the slave owner with the revived brand attributed to the true master of the craft. www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to...
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social)
Back when watching a cat video meant perhaps some cheese and wine and a folding chair if you lucked out, or a way-too-comfy small theatre seat among other sleepy students. publicdomainreview.org/collection/t...
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Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social)
Time for Grampy to retire to that bunker on Epstein island.
Anna Bower (@annabower.bsky.social) reposted
“are you wearing the—?” “the habeas boots? the boots in which I carry all my habeas petitions just in case I get disappeared to the gulag in el salvador? yeah, yeah I am.”
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy crap, you're doubling down on that negative post? Or was this the first one, who can tell? Massive respect, but get over yourself and do what you usually do best. And fuck guilty Sundays.
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social) reply parent
This rally was made up of many people who have never been out in the streets to raise their voices. Some are learning recently the consequences of their indifference/cynicism, and I suspect they may be our most dedicated fighters. Let's caution but also engage and show them it's worth the effort.
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social)
Chicago, near the front of the march. #HandsOff
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social)
Late to the event, front of the Chicago march. #HandsOff
Anonymous (@youranoncentral.bsky.social) reposted
Bluff, Utah (population 245) #3E #Handsoff #FiftyFiftyOne 📷 @zakpodmore.bsky.social
James Brooks Cascade (@alaska.bsky.social) reposted
I’d guess about 1,300 people at Juneau’s protest today in front of the Alaska Capitol. Largest I’ve seen there since the women’s march and march for science during the first Trump term. Extra credit to the person who had a Greenland flag — not many of those in town, I’d guess. #akleg #Alaska
Anonymous (@youranoncentral.bsky.social) reposted
ICYMI: From March 23rd, protestors from both sides of the US and Canada border held a protest against the Trump regime. This is what the US oligarch media isn't showing you. The protests grow bigger every month. #3E #Handsoff #FiftyFiftyOne
Junkopartner (@junkopartner.bsky.social) reposted
Here's a remarkable performance from 12 years ago, just posted today.
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social)
Mr. Choad and his Wild Wanky Ride wins the economy this week.
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social)
My heart hurts in so many ways. www.youtube.com/live/Ej6locU...
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social)
Log in or read the thread. And let's get ready.
God (@thegodpodcast.com) reposted
Replace Chuck Schumer with Cory Booker. That’s it. That’s the skeet.
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social)
Sebas (@ohlookbirdies.bsky.social) reposted
The thing about right-wing conspiracy nuts is that yeah, if their shithead leaders face some consequences that'll make them furious, but everything makes them furious, so there's absolutely no reason to even consider that when you decide whether or not to maintain the fucking law
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social) reply parent
Elsa Lanchester rocked it so much harder. Here's my dream of her getting ready to kick some Tulski keester.
Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social)
When I win the lottery: - Phlianthropy - Sailboat - Multi-million production of "Live from Golgotha"
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Liz Burns (@lizburns.bsky.social) reply parent
They are scared of Amber Ruffin. She's one of the dearest people on the planet. Amazing.
Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes.bsky.social) reposted
This guy is in one of the worst prisons in the world with no way out and may spend the rest of his life there because, it appears, he has an autism awareness tattoo in honor of his little brother. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett (@crockett.house.gov) reposted
Democratic Governors and AGs are on the frontlines fighting back the Trump agenda. Democrats need to clearly communicate we’re winning in the courts and have the working class’s back. www.cnn.com/2025/03/16/p...
Morgan J Freeman (@mjfree.bsky.social) reposted
When you look at this crowd AOC is drawing today, here’s the part you should remember. This is Greeley, Colorado where GOP Congressman Gabe Evans refuses to hold a town hall. They should all be counting their days in office.
Hugo Lowell (@hugolowell.bsky.social) reposted
NEW: Trump directs AG Pam Bondi to inform the White House of "frivolous" lawsuits against the admin or agencies -- as she sees fit -- so Trump can consider punitive exec orders that revoke security clearances as he did against Paul Weiss, Perkins Coie and Covington, per new memo
Khashoggi's Ghost (@urocklive1.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Yup.