Don't fuckin lie to me dude. He literally meows.
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Don't fuckin lie to me dude. He literally meows.
I just learned something that blew my mind. Squidward, the MF with *squid* in his name, is absolutely an octopus.
Grau ist alle Theorie - entscheidend is' auf'm Platz! Unsere Choreo-📸 zum heutigen Heimspiel des #BVB gegen den #FCU. #BVBFCU
I read this three times extremely confused because I thought you were talking about Stan Van Gundy
Very unfortunate we don't have a buy option
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Kings legend. Come home.
Schröder is extremely mid in the NBA but man does he kill it in international competitions with Germany
My youngest son grabbed a stool and just started turning the light on and off constantly so I just went, "The Cheat . . . Is grounded!"
I'm so sad that my wife didn't get it but I just got to make a perfect Strongbad Emails reference and I was very proud of myself.
The Lars Pollman Bowl. Lars Bowlman. Idk I'm workshopping it.
If that's actually a real offer that's truly insane. Who is seeing what Beier has done here and offering anything close to that???
Kehl might not be good at this. Not sure if I should lump Ricken in there with him but I'm tempted.
The weather today in Sacramento has been the straight up weirdest late summer weather ever. I didn't see anyone forecasting any of this but we've gotten thunder, rain and now hail. What in the hell is happening???
Like Hardcore Henry, right???
Any POV vids you recommend? Wait
Damn lol
Except Dortmund wouldn't end up scoring to win
Honestly sounds like a Dortmund thing to do. Just stop playing any sort of progressive footy once you take a lead
Can't believe how bad Liverpool have looked in the second half. They look like a they're a man down, not the opposite.
Padres, imo
Banning the diary of Anne Frank is the craziest most obvious shit yet
That absolutely fits the BVB experience over the last, idk, 6 years? This club man. No matter the manager, no matter the players, it is in the DNA
AND A RED WHAT THE FUCK
That feels like an incredibly soft penalty call. What the hell.
Okay Brandt. I apologize. That was a damn good finish.
Guess you could say he's a Blessin(g) to the club
Well, that goal confused the hell out of me since Nmecha and Anton had been dreadful but we'll take it
The midfield has looked so unbelievably bad in the second half. I can't remember a worse midfield performance.
Nmecha has been especially dreadful. He keeps turning the ball over in the opponent's half
Taking off Jobe was already bad but the midfield looks absolutely awful across the board right now Can't complete a single pass and can't seem to do any defending.
Hated those halftime subs and, even if it isn't the subs fault, it shows immediately how bad they were
I've no stats to back this up but Dortmund are the worst penalty taking team of all time.
I won't lie, I do find it very funny that Couto is playing after being stretchered off on Monday
Thank fuck Padres. Made me sweat, but that's a big win
Worst part was he could've had it if he didn't stop and start walking lol
If only BVB wasn't so stupid. Anyways, wish Reyna the best. He's absolutely incredibly talented. Just couldn't hold it together long enough with all his injuries.
Not the time I want the "what that mouth do?" question answered
I am once again befuddled by Borussia Dortmund's transfer strategy
So sorry, Deuce.
Exactly! It is at least comforting that it isn't just me who experiences this
Please just make it not try to turn everything into a date no matter what format I choose
Ours definitely even had that phase at preschool lol. Would be told he was a perfect angel there and then he'd come home and be a huge A-hole about everything lol
My oldest just started TK and luckily we're still in the phase where he absolutely loves it
Let's try to get that up to 1.000!
Why must all my favorite games/series go into development hell 😔 I better start praying for Witcher 4 now.
Padres making me want to commit seppuku lately
Damn, kinda sad lol
Jobe Bellingham will apparently have the same problem as his brother with BVB - He will be alone as the only creative and aggressive player on the pitch
Okay but I might actually kinda like how it looks??? Feels like it could be pulled right out of a Cyberpunk video game and it's the rich corpo who pulls up in one.
How it feels watching Dortmund the last, idk, 7 seasons after hoping for something new and exciting
I love mid-day games when work is slow. And the first competitive match of the season for BVB absolutely fits the bill.
Jesus
Okay yeah fair.
Ahh you're there today? Should've known we've got a reporter in the field 🫡 Despite already having enough injuries, I hope it is a slight knock. Would be real weird having him on the bench to start Sabitzer in 2025.
Jobe not starting???
At this point I don't trust them to get any signings done
I saw that! So great!
I'm so goddamn mad at the Padres. Every single player on this team shits down their leg against the Dodgers. They just got swept by the Angels and you can't throw strikes or catch balls against them!? What the fuck!
Balls of steel
Most confusing part is that in the big action scenes the CGI looked pretty damn good, it was just the scene to scene stuff that was so bad it took me out of it for a while
I finally saw Fantastic Four today, it was really good! Pretty emotional as a parent. Thought they did a very good job portraying Reed as someone with the weight of the world on his shoulders. However, my god some of the CGI in that movie was horrendously bad. Some of the worst I've ever seen.
Goddammit lol
NO IT MEANS MORE
Exactly my thought. And the answer is clearly that they're trading for DeRozan
So, are the Heat shedding salary?
It's a good thing I'm clearly not one of them. But also be glad you didn't interact much with Giants fans when they were good
Fight me
You and I man, the exact same thought haha. Although if they allowed for NCAA, I wonder if adding Aztec basketball would've helped
None of the deals themselves were bad, but it felt like stacking up older players that didn't necessarily solve the problems the club had. And then choosing head coaches that either don't play inspired or just have almost no experience.
I don't enjoy slandering Kehl and Ricken but there certainly has been very little done since they've taken over that has made me think they're the right men for the job.
I love the one that came out yesterday of, "we're waiting till the last day because then we're sure they'll drop their prices!" I miss when Zorc had everything done on day 1
Apart from the hilarious wording, why the hell are all the rumors about Premier League players? The club complains of a small budget but then is only looking at players in the most over-inflated league in the world
That seems optimistic, to be honest
No longer laughing tbh
I am personally laughing at the San Francisco Giants
It's a meme but also I do not respect him and he deserves the death sentence
Oh look, you're shaking ass for the gambler again 🤔
And we play them 6 GD times this month. We've gotta kill them
"sorry Mats, you're stuck here now"
Good thing we saw that Hummels can still play! Sign him!
Can we please just sign Hummels for the season? This shouldn't be just a testimonial for him 😭
Well, I'd like to see that too
I do. Please give Greg your dad's phone number
Haha exactly! I have no belief this team will be good until we can have a full rebuild so I don't even care about wins this year. Just pump up your trade value
What do I want to see from them? Well I'd love to see them all in different jerseys, to start!!!! Really though, there isn't much they could do this season on the Kings to make me happy
First day of TK for my oldest today and oh boy am I just constantly nervous.
If you want to deal with the French Canadians, then sure
Victor is correct so suck it.
Hey man, I don't know if you know or not, that's probably a bad idea
It took me so long to understand that was the dog's mouth
Haha I was gonna say it's truly SCIENCE fiction. It's a weird distinction but it's totally different.
Username checks out lol
If the A's have any fans, they've gotta be laughing their ass off at what their former pitchers have done to the Padres the last 24 hours.
Yeah but how do they just keep turning a blind eye to this crap??? It's insane
Wait a second, Nintendo is raising the price of the Switch? Not the Switch 2? As in, they're raising the price of an EIGHT year old console? I ask again, how the hell is this shitty company so incredibly popular???
I can't imagine how much more I would've enjoyed it without knowing about Rocky
I dunno, I don't think I'd say it is like normal sci-fi at all. He has a very certain brand of sci-fi haha
How is that a spoiler, Bryant!?!?