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But that’s not important right now
My kid has been talking about grownups with references to characters, like he said a guy looked like Jack Black in Minecraft, etc. So tonight he said “Santa is impressed with my cleaning” and I was like “who is Santa?” And he full on Airplane’d me: “he’s a guy who brings presents to your house”
happy labor day
It’s incredibly funny
thinking about rewatching the death of Stalin tonight, no reason
Actually might join the demotratic party. They sound cool
Every blue haired barista on TikTok is an official representative of the demotratic party. Stephen Miller is just a guy who spends all his time with the president but doesn’t speak for him, don’t be ridiculous
Happy Labor Day. Burke’s betrayal of Ripley in ALIENS is representative of the conflict between the proletariat and the bourgeoisie. In this essay I will analyze the Marxist themes of ALIENS in the era of Reagan and trickle down economics, showing that the only thing that trickles down is alien goo
Ralph wiggum voice: “I’m in danger!”
If I win the billion dollar lottery I pledge to buy bluesky and keep it weird
Does @schatz.bsky.social know who was president in 2020
Crushing it
Not a great showing for Death this weekend. Unimpressed
Yes I live in California. Yes I own exactly one (1) pair of shorts to get me through the entire summer. No I do not feel ashamed
Fistful of Mannings
Snowden is exactly the person all the shitlibs claimed he was and like every time the shitlibs turn out to be right about one of these guys all the cool kids have just memory holes their years of support for him and pretend they never defended the guy.
Just a note to Taylor swift that if she gets a text from an unknown +44 number that says “congrats, x” it’s a trap
@darthbluesky.bsky.social important
Detaining a firefighter on an active fire line who is also a u visa recipient. Depraved shit.
UPDATE: The firefighter Trump’s ICE goons arrested in Washington was on track for legal status. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Love this picture. Just a neat little movie about gals who are pals!!!
Nothing says “the president is alive and well” like blurry photos at a distance of an elderly man in poor health
The proof of life photos of trump are encouraging. He looks like he’s mid face melt
Two weeks ago, Bruce got my book banned in Clay County Schools (FL). This week, two more Florida schools added HERE WE ARE to their pending objections. It is almost as if they're all working together (don't @ me–I've said this since 2021). The schools are Santa Rosa and Escambia.
Finally drove through Malibu for the first time since the fires. Surreal scenes from a dying planet.
I love to check a bag because I don’t want to deal with it. But I think I shouldn’t have to wait for a bag, it should just head home without my help
Don’t tease me like this
in my experience conservatives create the most ardent progressives
I hope the person who removed the headphone jack from phones never has a cool pillow again
“How can I make your terminal cancer about me”
Reading that Elizabeth Gilbert excerpt in the cut like
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
She lives her whole life for the plot
minneapolis/metro area: if it is possible for you to donate blood today mn recently declared a shortage. you can find out if you’re eligible and where to go from the link below, if there are better resources please correct me www.mbc.org
I got one asking if I was going to the wine tasting. They nailed my ass with that one
Imagine defending these orgs lmao
The mental health benefits of not knowing any history right now must be massive. Moving through your day with total equanimity. What happens next? Who knows? Maybe something good
I can’t believe there was a dude in that alien suit. Ridley Scott just going “get me an extremely tall skinny dude!!!! I HAVE A VISION!”
Signourney not saying “are you fucking kidding me” at multiple points in this film is remarkable self restraint because what do you MEAN it’s on the escape hatch too
Fun fact, the movie alien actually invented bisexuality. We didn’t have it before then
I guess maybe I could’ve taken time out of my busy schedule of watching episodes of criminal minds to watch this movie at some point, my bad
One thing about sigourney weaver is she is gonna save this cat
Noooo tom Skerritt don’t kill yourself your so sexy aha
I’m watching Alien and Tom Skerritt……hello
Allegory? In a vampire story? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Bram Stoker?
If I were a wannabe dictator with a tenuous grasp on power I would simply not humiliate and destroy the morale of the military I need to rely on in order to maintain my rule
Standing in my hotel room in my chonies eating beef jerky
The great khan sweeps in from the plains
Why do we even have this time zone
I have to give a speech I have barely written tomorrow. Good luck to us all, I’m counting on the Gemini spirit to take me away
Sleep? I don’t think so!!!!
What are we even doing here what do you mean it’s 1am baby it’s 10pm in my heart
Why am I still awake
East coast time is nonsense
Inside of me are two panda bears, always eating and falling off of shit
I deserve a Pulitzer for fiction every time I text back “I’m just seeing this now”
He’s running (literally and figuratively)
The new Kathleen Edwards album has a real whiplash moment from the standout title track to the immediate next song which is I guess anti Covid mitigations 🤔
The portrayal of “strapping young JFK cut down in the prime of his life” is pretty potent
I am, once again, suggesting we nuke the 405 from orbit and start over
some are born bitch, some achieve bitchiness, and some have bitchiness thrust upon them
Remembering today when pro-GOP media erupted with outrage over Kamala Harris' warning that Trump had plans to militarize the national guard and deploy them on the streets of US cities. Indeed, he had such plans. And now he's implementing them.
Martha Wells Humblebundle in support of World Central Kitchen. Highly recommend. www.humblebundle.com/books/martha...
5 year old told me it was naptime. Then came out of his room. “I gotta draw a monster.”
My mom, watching Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park: “he certainly has a lot of hair.”
sorry for the cross pollination but....lmao
💯 take a bow tbh
Nooo it’s my favorite
my understanding was “unhoused” is used not because of woke or whatever but because there are all kinds of people living in cars or encampments who don’t consider themselves “homeless” but are not sheltered by the traditional definition. It’s very weird that it became part of the culture war
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Wow, can’t believe Pam Bondi is deporting the world’s most dangerous criminal to another country instead of having him face justice in the US, what possibly could have changed
🧵My God in heaven. Tears as I type. 📢 HOW TO HELP END IT -go to groundavelo.org for resources, maps, actions -I'll share details+insights from @indivisible.org #NoKings #OneMillionRising in this 🧵 Note: Protests have already led Avelo to end services to the W Coast (www.kqed.org/news/1204838...)
“The worst of the worst”
we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
Open arms falling into a sea of haters
Based on the anger towards Texas democrats on this website I feel like maybe it wasn’t communicated clearly enough that they actually had no ability to stop the redistributing, just delay it, which they did, and encourage blue states to fight back, which they did
Guinan I see as a decisive z shape. Barclay strikes me as a nervous dotter
Ensign Ro, of course, would reject the premise of a glue stick entirely. Wesley Crusher would take a bite of it first.
It’s always Leo season here
That Rufo guy is currently trying to cancel a new yorker writer for writing bad tweets whilst in college and now trying to cancel cracker barrel for getting a plainer logo. Whither free speech I ask you
Someone on here was like Cabot Cove doesn’t have that many murders, Jessica Fletcher just goes places and wherever she goes murders happen and okay, but that's worse. I mean, you… you do get how that's worse? Right?
As someone who’s currently unemployed thanks to Trump 2.0, I also wish there was something even resembling the job market and support system that exists for baby Nazis for younger researchers, analysts, or writers on the left
Your party closed all the mental hospitals and nobody ever funded the community mental health centers that were supposed to take their place and every time someone dared suggest more money for housing/health/addiction you screamed and then spent the money on vacations.
Somebody got tired of Kristi Noem getting all the photo ops
New sleep paralysis demon dropped
Rot in hell, you nasty mass of cellular waste.
the fucking gall of Alvin to name his band ‘Alvin and the chipmunks’. As if he’s not a fucking chipmunk too
Ah, a forced birth operative. The credulous New York Times left the comments off for this one
I got an ad for moving to Michigan. As tempted as I am to live somewhere that uses hand based maps I can’t do snow
Crushing it (my soul)
My plan is we move in with my mom and I make a TikTok of us restoring her perfect mcm house???
I just remember reading that the search dogs on 9/11 got depressed from not finding anyone and the handlers had to take turns being “rescued” and idk do the cadaver dogs get depressed? But as a drug dog I would just be high and loving it!
Drug dog if they let me have samples
lol job hunting in this era is the worst
I’m looking forward to someone replying to you to tell you their child was already familiar with Sun Tzu
Same
Go woke or go broke
I forgot how uh thorough the man being bitten in half part is and this kid turns to me and says “did that guy get eaten?” And how!!!
Him, during the talking parts: “I need to be startled.”