5 year old convinced us he is old enough for Jurassic Park and the scary part with Wayne Knight that caused me to leave the theater when I was 12 is not phasing him at all
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To be fair, that CGI was new to us, and we had never seen dinosaurs look so real. Kids have already seen it all these days
aug 20, 2025, 2:44 am • 1 0 • view
Him, during the talking parts: “I need to be startled.”
aug 20, 2025, 2:05 am • 10 0 • view
well, kid, give it about 15 minutes
aug 20, 2025, 2:06 am • 1 0 • view
I forgot how uh thorough the man being bitten in half part is and this kid turns to me and says “did that guy get eaten?” And how!!!
aug 20, 2025, 2:09 am • 1 0 • view
which beggars the question: child, what else do you think that could have been?
aug 20, 2025, 2:09 am • 1 0 • view
That's pretty clear messaging there.
aug 20, 2025, 2:35 am • 1 0 • view