Who can blame them? I did something similar with my older brother one time
Who can blame them? I did something similar with my older brother one time
Where's the stupid barrel-chain thingy that somehow's supposed to be a weapon?
Now I'm not that much of a macho guy but I do prefer my gamepads to not look like something a woman would buy at a pharmacy because she has trouble downstairs.
They chopped up the body and put the pieces in small plastic bags. Sensible way to get rid of the evidence, but maybe don't just yeet it all out on the lawn?
The coconut ones are actually great. The other ones make my teeth hurt.
Oh dear!
Jokes on you, I'm Norwegian and voted for a party that's not evil just last week. It's nice to have that option.
God damn it, I'm old. air guitar, director's cut, jaw-dropping, post-traumatic stress disorder, yuppie
Still can't be arsed to draw the outside of the Met properly I see.
Jesus but that's a terrible look for BW. Like were they copying disco Nightwing (another terrible costume)?
Oh good, the Care Bears are anime now.
Well, that got replies. Can I just say that in my ideal world the next President would be AOC and the VP Bernie, if he's still going strong? Like everyone else here I obviously don't want The Smiler from Transmetropolitan to be running shit.
I'm Norwegian and voted for the Green Party last week.
The one with the ork telling the grots about Ole Bale Eye is so good!
As I said, fight them til the day you die.
Well then you get more Turmp politics and all that shit.
The Pantsless
That was me yesterday. I hadn't slept at all the last night and my back was killing me so I left at around 5 PM.
Yeah, but I was thinking about the presidential election and it's pretty bloody obvious that he is the grassfucker they'll pick.
Good lord people, Newsom and his ilk fucking suck but you still need to hold your nose and vote for them. The lesser of two evils and all that. Fight them til the day you die, but still, vote for the banjaxers when the time comes.
Weird Al being Wreck Gar in Transformers Animated.
No, Cinemas are open on Sundays in Norway. The person selling tickets probably just doesn't want to deal with the weirdo dressed as Darth Vader.
Game is "free" on phones if you have Netflix. It's pretty good for kids fare and does have a side bit that recreates the original game.
Reminder that Dean Cain is so stupid that he and Kevin Sorbo got roped into funcing some mega church that would be built in the middle of some Alabama swampland and the guy took their money and ran.
Nah, they won't laugh at you, but they will use your body as a table for the pizza.
Ok, say I own the original game on Switch 1 and I now buy the remake for Switch 2 physically. How would I get a 30% refund? As soon as I pop the card for 2 into the Switch 2 it recognizes that I already own the original and immediately refunds some money to my store or bank account?
Can confirm. I used to deliver newspapers, magazines and packages for a private company and I always had rubber bands, strips and random job shit in my pockets and not just the in clothes I wore at work.
Are you not supposed to just pronounce it like Taco? Not sure why anyone wouldn't think that wasn't just a cute name.
Yes, they could obviously do that for this one game but why would they?
Would probably been weirder if you spoke to him in Finnish. He's probably like Kojima and doesn't like it when people try to speak Japanese.
She literally looks like Beavis.
Well They've now announced that it's way cheaper digitally and people who own the original get 30% off so now I can't complain. Well I can still complain but only because they should have said so from the beginning. Bottom line is I'll probably get it now.
How would that work? You send a screenshot of your Switch or Steam account that shows you own it and derp?
Only old people answer the phone from unknown numbers.
Wildcat. He's a bit young but he's got the acting chops for the role.
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Oslo, Norway checking in.
The numbers for Norway are complete bullshit. There are around 50 mosques in Norway but about 130 congregations. There is a mosque near me here in Oslo and I've gone there a couple of times when I was dead broke and they were handing out free soup. Good eating and good people.
Should have started it with "Dear not humaners."
Oh nice, now you're flipping us all the bird? Good lord.
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Like if you invite me over for dinner and all you have is some cold pizza and Chinese takeout? I'd think you were a weirdo and rude but I'd still eat it.
Well just watch this and you'll understand who Starscream and his Seekers are in the Transformers universe. www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDjq...
Wait, I figured you were tricking me into saying something Transphobic. Oh well, you were almost right, Starscreams first earth form was an F-15. State of the art back in 1984.
Well, they transformed from a protoform that was given a spark. Basically just a robot skeleton. Then they transformed into this form and later this other one.
Transformers are mostly non-binary so you can't fault me.
One of these days Disney is gonna buy Hasbro and then it's gonna be this bad bitch.
Looking forward to seeing what you do with a yellow like that.
Dante Apollo Atkins vs. Mingus Lucien Reedus FIGHT!
The Mousemancer, coming August 26th 2026!
I think it really all depends on the game. If it really is just a game where you take care of mice on a farm, then they probably don't care if word is already out there. Now if it's a game where you do shit with mice that has never before been imagined in games. Yeah, shut up.
Sorry to tell you this but there are several schloky horror movies about what the Japanese did to Korean and Chinese prisoners and it goes way beyond just sex stuff. Only seen the beginning of Men Behind The Sun and it's one of two times I've ripped the tape out of a casette before binning it.
They are actually the Justice League International and they are on Soviet controlled ground, so yeah. Really good comic run.
Sure Guy, hide right behind Batman, you little bitch.
Or you could play way better games like A Hat in Time, Penny's Big Breakaway or Bakeru. None of those cost fifty effin bucks.
I remember back in the day when I got this for 15 bucks on Kickstarter. It was just an ok game back then and I really don't care how much prettier they have made this new one or how many QoL things they have added. 50 bucks is a stupid price.
Worth noting that both games are coming til PS5 and XBOX at some point, probably next year. Well worth the wait.
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Prump og folka hans har finni opp en avsindig kombinasjon av kapitalisme og kommunisme.
Pretty sure it was porn mainly meant to appeal to hetro dudes and probably not very nice.
Don't forget that he's produced lesbian porn.
No wait, I paid 15 bucks for it when I backed the kickstarter. Jesus Christ.
The original cost half of that when it launched on Steam back in the day. Prices these days are silly and you as a games journalist should acknowledge that as a problem, not celebrate it.
We have such sights to show you.
Is there really a point to claiming that the actress in question squirts and then going right on to claiming she pisses herself afterwards?
I guess it's an ethically correct form of Bumfights.
A few little Moomin doodles!
Snufkin needs his pipe. He looks like thinks somebody nicked it. (It was Stinky.)
Well it worked for Lowtax so what could go wrong?
When in doubt about fantasy bullshit words always pronounce them like it's latin. I've always said firaga with a g because it seemed natural.
Oh for fucks sake! Sorry about that, I had no idea. I'm from Norway and very stupid sometimes.
Noice!
That snake can fuck right off!
Pretty sure if your name is Winnie Greco then you can't claim to be Chinese. That's the most mafia lady name ever.
Doesn't change the fact that the dogs can't recognize it and refuse to walk over it.
Is that Jezza, the somehow British white van third brother of Ratchet and Ironhide?
Come now, if there isn't one bit with dragqueens bitchslapping each other then it can't have been that good of a show.
Watch out for snakes!
Gettysburg
Seeing eye dogs don't understand what a crossing path is if it's painted in rainbow colours. Like paint any other surface with the pride colours but doing it on the crosswalks is a huge pain in the arse for the blind and hard of seeing.
How in any way is this an anime? It was really damn good, but how is it an anime?
Turns out the lesson to be learned was that capitalism is actually way worse than socialism.
15 movies to get to know me Ghostbusters A Nightmare on Elmstreet 2 Evil Dead 2 Event Horizon Motivational Growth Interstella 55555 The Thing Dagon Prince of Darkness Transformers The Movie Akira Invasion of the Body Snatchers Dune (Lynch version) Mandy The Dark Crystal
At least they didn't use AI.
Whoever the fuck tried to be Donald Pleasence in that trailer needs to be shot.
Either the movie had to be done on time or they got told to use someone talking in a way Americans could understand is my guess.
Det er mye jeg vil gjøre med Erna, men å ta selfie med henne er ikke en av dem.
"VG har fulgt Erna Solberg et helt døgn i Bodø – fra avreise i Oslo tidlig om morgenen til nachspiel hjemme hos Bodøs Høyre-ordfører Odd Emil Ingebrigtsen. Og en ting blir raskt tydelig: Erna Solberg er verdens kuleste dame i Bodø. Absolutt alle vil ha selfie."
Friendly reminder to everyone, do not use any modern Adobe product unless it has something you actually need. By all means, pay for it, but you can get a stripped down version that's just the basic shit that is all you need and fires up in seconds and only eats a twelfth of the memory.
That really doesn't sound like something the gonks in MC1 would listen to. It is good tho.
Hey now, that's only for wanking. You can ejaculate as much as you want if it's in a vagina. Also, once you get higher up in the system you can jerk off more often.
The baked potato will forever stay with me, just know that.
Mind you, The Thing is one of my all time favourite movies. That bit at the start is just a charming silly little thing.
Also, the original guy in the scene was a Norwegian guy but then they dubbed over him because the recording was was terrible. Not sure why they went with some American dude to do the job because it sucked. "Det er ikke ei bikkje! Det er en thing!" has become legendary among Norwegian movie nerds.
Even the Orcs in Blood Bowl are fine with Trans-women Greenskins being cheerleaders. Really says something about Republicans.
I mean it's Clive Barker so there's obviously gonna be subtext. Guess I'll just have to find out for myself.
Even as a dumb kid I figured Elmstreet 2 was gay as hell but Nightbreed? Guess I need to watch it again to see if I can pick up on it.
