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@loffles.bsky.social

Just a reply guy.

created September 20, 2023

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YouTube should be fired

6/9/2025, 12:34:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I almost lost it when she took off her mask, looked at the camera, and said "I am Silksong."

4/9/2025, 2:24:27 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You actually have to purchase the ticket in the name of the LLC using LLC funds, or else the paper trail leads right back to you anyway. If you're sitting there with a billion dollar check but no LLC, it's already too late.

4/9/2025, 1:38:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"But doctor... I am the barber."

3/9/2025, 9:41:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lmao wtf is this

3/9/2025, 11:46:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hunter Biden making $100k/month for a do-nothing job is still a massive scandal

1/9/2025, 6:56:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Come on, everyone has probably broken the law before! She just got caught!

31/8/2025, 3:28:55 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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RIP to the right-wing "why do we have to hurt our economy to go green if China doesn't have to do anything" talking point.

30/8/2025, 2:58:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is an all-timer in anti-sarcasm. Oh what, next you're gonna tell me that the sky is blue?!? You probably think that oxygen is real.

28/8/2025, 8:22:16 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She Fucken Hates Me??? Well, that just shows that my posts are hitting the mark.

28/8/2025, 7:05:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Demoralization is underrated!

28/8/2025, 7:00:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My last 3 phones have been Pixels but I haven't upgraded my Pixel 6 because every new model is just "we have more AI now!"

28/8/2025, 6:57:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can just say whatever dumb thing you want if you put "Opinion:" in front of it

28/8/2025, 4:37:08 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The hecklers and demoralizers are doing important work.

28/8/2025, 4:11:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ramón walked so Emilio could run

28/8/2025, 4:06:18 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Didn't he put the AI song on his list of best songs of the year???

28/8/2025, 3:46:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The difference is situational, not dispositional

28/8/2025, 3:30:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know how many men she's killed with a vacuum???

27/8/2025, 11:07:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I got my bachelor's in the Bluebook era, and then went back for my JD in the pre-AI laptop era. I can type at least 3x faster than I can legibly write by hand. It's definitely a "me problem," but I couldn't imagine doing a racehorse exam by hand.

27/8/2025, 1:55:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They can always quit if they feel demoralized. They should be reminded of that as much as possible.

27/8/2025, 10:37:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Blockchain??? Back in my day, we called it "Red Rover." Guess everything goes woke eventually.

27/8/2025, 5:18:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We need a crew of people to get down there and mercilessly mock them, stat

27/8/2025, 1:19:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My lived experience of scrolling through snuff videos on The Everything App

26/8/2025, 2:10:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If refusing to rubber stamp Trump's nominees during ascendant fascism is considered "crazy partisanship," then we've already lost.

26/8/2025, 1:41:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To me, those questions are irrelevant. Is there any reason to approve his nominees and act like everything is business as usual? If withholding the votes is meaningless, then why not do it anyway? What message are they sending by voting in favor of his nominees?

26/8/2025, 1:29:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes. www.senate.gov/legislative/...

26/8/2025, 12:51:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It would be a good start if they stopped voting to approve his cabinet nominees.

26/8/2025, 12:33:50 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe add "Donald Trump says" to the caption on your image. Otherwise, it looks like you're taking the position that he actually did it.

26/8/2025, 12:26:53 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dems in Congress didn't run for office to oppose fascism. They never thought that would even be part of their job. They thought it was a comfy position to ride until they're 90 years old.

26/8/2025, 12:25:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Burning the flag is definitely protected speech, and I'm on your side here, but it's also possible that burning *anything* on public property is banned for legitimate reasons.

26/8/2025, 12:19:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Flashbacks to "you can only use this ROM if you own the physical cartridge"

25/8/2025, 11:43:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dems in Congress (especially the older ones) thought they were signing up for a sinecure and never thought that "interesting times" would ever happen to *them*.

25/8/2025, 11:37:16 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah that's what the other people are for

25/8/2025, 11:33:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hash browns for breakfast. French fries for lunch. Mashed potatoes for dinner. What else do you even need

25/8/2025, 11:32:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I believe "tugend" is a vulgar insult in the UK

25/8/2025, 11:25:02 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Facial hair goes a long way for guys like this

24/8/2025, 3:57:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Petition to rename "anus" to "poonis"

24/8/2025, 12:36:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They're already sending out mailers against it

23/8/2025, 6:45:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't forget Big Dogs

23/8/2025, 3:55:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh no, he's developing wormskin

23/8/2025, 1:51:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't want the world to Pee Pee Cause I don't think that they'd Underpants

23/8/2025, 1:14:45 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pineapple Express. Every step of the way, the dumb stoner paranoid speculation turns out to be right.

22/8/2025, 3:32:59 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because my only familiarity comes from the spoof version of The Cable Guy

22/8/2025, 2:14:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We had to keep our photos in a bucket when I was a kid

20/8/2025, 4:01:56 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This mf never heard of Candy Crush 😂😂😂

19/8/2025, 3:50:30 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This reminds me of teams that coordinated outfits for Mock Trial

19/8/2025, 3:20:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah it's a weird argument. I *can* exist on a forum/site with right wing trolls, I've been doing it most of my life, but I don't want to do that

18/8/2025, 2:11:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think you're wrong but lmao, lots of hit dogs hollering in the response here

18/8/2025, 2:24:22 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm super non-confrontational, but I think I could even muster a knowing "Hey why is the team name misspelled on your shirt? Who is number 88?"

17/8/2025, 12:55:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every few years I get the itch to get a tuba and relive my high school glory, and then I see the prices

17/8/2025, 12:53:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I imagine him as a reverse Encino Man

15/8/2025, 1:27:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get you a man who can do both (Husbor)

15/8/2025, 12:56:57 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Coming out every 3 years with a whole new Villain Look

15/8/2025, 12:43:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Cherry flavored" candies taste almost nothing like actual cherry, but at least they taste like literal ass

15/8/2025, 12:33:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I used to work at a video game store 1/2 block a way from a college with division 1 football and basketball teams, ~15 years ago. Those guys came in every year like clockwork to play as themselves in a video game

13/8/2025, 3:15:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He must be a big Fight Club fan

13/8/2025, 3:13:21 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When someone tells a blatant lie to my face, something that's easily disproven, I take it as a sign of disrespect. Apparently a lot of people see it as a sign of power?

12/8/2025, 2:20:31 PM | 89 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember killing the NPC who lets you ride the silt strider, that was a painful lesson

11/8/2025, 1:18:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bro we just lowered corporate taxes for everyone in 2017.

10/8/2025, 4:43:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would be cooler if it was red

10/8/2025, 4:12:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is always hilarious to me when I see it in books/tv/movies. Good job, you really showed that person who you created to be a total idiot.

9/8/2025, 2:51:07 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good to see that the love of genocide doesn't run in her family.

9/8/2025, 12:43:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bryce Young... welcome back to the bench

9/8/2025, 12:00:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You're just mad you didn't think of this first

8/8/2025, 9:01:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What ever happened to caramel-flavored caramel???

7/8/2025, 11:13:33 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I trained a LLM to do it for me (large lifting model)

6/8/2025, 6:18:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Powdered hotel buffet eggs... Somehow firm/fully cooked and wet at the same time

6/8/2025, 1:22:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wish I could like this twice for "Lance"

5/8/2025, 3:43:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is basically designed to create a new rent-seeking "tourist bond" industry

5/8/2025, 1:26:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You just know she always says "don't worry, he's friendly!" whenever her dog runs up on another person/dog

5/8/2025, 12:07:54 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Her son, Ridgeway.

3/8/2025, 11:47:56 PM | 39 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reading Simulator 2020

3/8/2025, 7:44:58 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How can he be the "world's oldest baby" when he's competing with a frickin' CHEETOH in the oval office?!?!

3/8/2025, 7:35:56 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This almost makes me hope that he shows up to the next Super Bowl (almost)

3/8/2025, 2:49:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is probably what Thomas Jefferson told himself, too

27/7/2025, 9:58:42 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm supposed to believe that this guy wants to live in a ball and battle for my own personal prestige

27/7/2025, 9:57:44 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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She would have loved GPS

27/7/2025, 4:58:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mine smells like a McDonald's PlayPlace

26/7/2025, 12:53:04 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've started a lot of arguments by responding to "Epstein didn't kill himself" with "Oh, so you think Trump did it?"

24/7/2025, 1:53:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe one day you'll learn how to vote against his nominees

17/7/2025, 2:57:54 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Two panel meme of Eric Andre shooting Hannibal Burress, then asking
16/7/2025, 1:54:07 PM | 33 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe one day you'll get mad enough to stop voting for Trump's appointees

15/7/2025, 4:00:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think anyone would become a little unhinged if they killed their best friend, then had everyone around them constantly bring it up for 6 years.

13/7/2025, 1:11:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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On this front, I think it was just Acosta covering his own ass. "Oh yeah I, uhh, couldn't throw the book at the pedophile, because of secret intelligence stuff." He didn't blow anyone's cover, and that's why he got rewarded with the secretary position

13/7/2025, 4:56:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Condolences to New Jersey

13/7/2025, 4:41:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Rugrats were for adults, not children. Needless to say, watched them every afternoon on the Old Nickolodeon with Ol’ Stick Stickly, the caretaker. Always told the kids DON’T DO THIS. THEY’RE ANIMATED INFANTS & DONT KNOW WHAT THEY’RE DOING. Found out decades later all the spinoffs they sustained

13/7/2025, 4:40:25 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's called bonsai. Get a hand-sized bush, and you can double your bird yield.

13/7/2025, 3:30:50 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe in the Territory days, when they valued headlocks

12/7/2025, 9:46:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Batman breaking a gun labeled
12/7/2025, 7:15:53 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The D-Backs are the only team with a positive PFA ADT on the season

10/7/2025, 4:17:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Absolutely wild that there are only two periods in that screenshot

9/7/2025, 3:13:07 AM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Best I can do is chlorinated Cup Noodles in a hot tub

9/7/2025, 2:59:57 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Clark Kent Says The Worst Thing Ever After Superman Faces Record Backlash

9/7/2025, 2:19:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fear of missing out on making others fear missing out

8/7/2025, 9:56:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Moooom, get OUT!"

8/7/2025, 12:48:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your butt hurts because you get offended. My butt hurts because I sat on bleachers for 8 hours.

7/7/2025, 11:29:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your asymmetric privelege is showing 🙄 For some of us, that's still a big day.

7/7/2025, 9:47:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think it's the perfect time with Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 + 3 being re-released soon!

5/7/2025, 2:55:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah at 100+ years old they won't exist in any country for much longer

4/7/2025, 4:02:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view