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YouTube should be fired
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YouTube should be fired
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
I almost lost it when she took off her mask, looked at the camera, and said "I am Silksong."
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
You actually have to purchase the ticket in the name of the LLC using LLC funds, or else the paper trail leads right back to you anyway. If you're sitting there with a billion dollar check but no LLC, it's already too late.
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
"But doctor... I am the barber."
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Lmao wtf is this
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Hunter Biden making $100k/month for a do-nothing job is still a massive scandal
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Come on, everyone has probably broken the law before! She just got caught!
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
RIP to the right-wing "why do we have to hurt our economy to go green if China doesn't have to do anything" talking point.
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
This is an all-timer in anti-sarcasm. Oh what, next you're gonna tell me that the sky is blue?!? You probably think that oxygen is real.
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
She Fucken Hates Me??? Well, that just shows that my posts are hitting the mark.
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Demoralization is underrated!
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
My last 3 phones have been Pixels but I haven't upgraded my Pixel 6 because every new model is just "we have more AI now!"
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
You can just say whatever dumb thing you want if you put "Opinion:" in front of it
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
The hecklers and demoralizers are doing important work.
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Ramón walked so Emilio could run
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Didn't he put the AI song on his list of best songs of the year???
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
The difference is situational, not dispositional
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
You know how many men she's killed with a vacuum???
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
I got my bachelor's in the Bluebook era, and then went back for my JD in the pre-AI laptop era. I can type at least 3x faster than I can legibly write by hand. It's definitely a "me problem," but I couldn't imagine doing a racehorse exam by hand.
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
They can always quit if they feel demoralized. They should be reminded of that as much as possible.
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Blockchain??? Back in my day, we called it "Red Rover." Guess everything goes woke eventually.
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
We need a crew of people to get down there and mercilessly mock them, stat
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
My lived experience of scrolling through snuff videos on The Everything App
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
If refusing to rubber stamp Trump's nominees during ascendant fascism is considered "crazy partisanship," then we've already lost.
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
To me, those questions are irrelevant. Is there any reason to approve his nominees and act like everything is business as usual? If withholding the votes is meaningless, then why not do it anyway? What message are they sending by voting in favor of his nominees?
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. www.senate.gov/legislative/...
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
It would be a good start if they stopped voting to approve his cabinet nominees.
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe add "Donald Trump says" to the caption on your image. Otherwise, it looks like you're taking the position that he actually did it.
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Dems in Congress didn't run for office to oppose fascism. They never thought that would even be part of their job. They thought it was a comfy position to ride until they're 90 years old.
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Burning the flag is definitely protected speech, and I'm on your side here, but it's also possible that burning *anything* on public property is banned for legitimate reasons.
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Flashbacks to "you can only use this ROM if you own the physical cartridge"
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Dems in Congress (especially the older ones) thought they were signing up for a sinecure and never thought that "interesting times" would ever happen to *them*.
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah that's what the other people are for
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Hash browns for breakfast. French fries for lunch. Mashed potatoes for dinner. What else do you even need
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
I believe "tugend" is a vulgar insult in the UK
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Facial hair goes a long way for guys like this
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Petition to rename "anus" to "poonis"
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
They're already sending out mailers against it
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't forget Big Dogs
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh no, he's developing wormskin
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't want the world to Pee Pee Cause I don't think that they'd Underpants
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Pineapple Express. Every step of the way, the dumb stoner paranoid speculation turns out to be right.
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Because my only familiarity comes from the spoof version of The Cable Guy
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
We had to keep our photos in a bucket when I was a kid
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
This mf never heard of Candy Crush 😂😂😂
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
This reminds me of teams that coordinated outfits for Mock Trial
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah it's a weird argument. I *can* exist on a forum/site with right wing trolls, I've been doing it most of my life, but I don't want to do that
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
I think you're wrong but lmao, lots of hit dogs hollering in the response here
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm super non-confrontational, but I think I could even muster a knowing "Hey why is the team name misspelled on your shirt? Who is number 88?"
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Every few years I get the itch to get a tuba and relive my high school glory, and then I see the prices
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
I imagine him as a reverse Encino Man
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Get you a man who can do both (Husbor)
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Coming out every 3 years with a whole new Villain Look
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
"Cherry flavored" candies taste almost nothing like actual cherry, but at least they taste like literal ass
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
I used to work at a video game store 1/2 block a way from a college with division 1 football and basketball teams, ~15 years ago. Those guys came in every year like clockwork to play as themselves in a video game
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
He must be a big Fight Club fan
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
When someone tells a blatant lie to my face, something that's easily disproven, I take it as a sign of disrespect. Apparently a lot of people see it as a sign of power?
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember killing the NPC who lets you ride the silt strider, that was a painful lesson
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Bro we just lowered corporate taxes for everyone in 2017.
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Would be cooler if it was red
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
This is always hilarious to me when I see it in books/tv/movies. Good job, you really showed that person who you created to be a total idiot.
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Good to see that the love of genocide doesn't run in her family.
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Bryce Young... welcome back to the bench
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
You're just mad you didn't think of this first
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
What ever happened to caramel-flavored caramel???
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
I trained a LLM to do it for me (large lifting model)
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Powdered hotel buffet eggs... Somehow firm/fully cooked and wet at the same time
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Wish I could like this twice for "Lance"
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
This is basically designed to create a new rent-seeking "tourist bond" industry
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
You just know she always says "don't worry, he's friendly!" whenever her dog runs up on another person/dog
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Her son, Ridgeway.
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Reading Simulator 2020
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
How can he be the "world's oldest baby" when he's competing with a frickin' CHEETOH in the oval office?!?!
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
This almost makes me hope that he shows up to the next Super Bowl (almost)
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
This is probably what Thomas Jefferson told himself, too
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm supposed to believe that this guy wants to live in a ball and battle for my own personal prestige
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
She would have loved GPS
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Mine smells like a McDonald's PlayPlace
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
I've started a lot of arguments by responding to "Epstein didn't kill himself" with "Oh, so you think Trump did it?"
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe one day you'll learn how to vote against his nominees
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe one day you'll get mad enough to stop voting for Trump's appointees
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
I think anyone would become a little unhinged if they killed their best friend, then had everyone around them constantly bring it up for 6 years.
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
On this front, I think it was just Acosta covering his own ass. "Oh yeah I, uhh, couldn't throw the book at the pedophile, because of secret intelligence stuff." He didn't blow anyone's cover, and that's why he got rewarded with the secretary position
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Condolences to New Jersey
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
The Rugrats were for adults, not children. Needless to say, watched them every afternoon on the Old Nickolodeon with Ol’ Stick Stickly, the caretaker. Always told the kids DON’T DO THIS. THEY’RE ANIMATED INFANTS & DONT KNOW WHAT THEY’RE DOING. Found out decades later all the spinoffs they sustained
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
It's called bonsai. Get a hand-sized bush, and you can double your bird yield.
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe in the Territory days, when they valued headlocks
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loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
The D-Backs are the only team with a positive PFA ADT on the season
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolutely wild that there are only two periods in that screenshot
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Best I can do is chlorinated Cup Noodles in a hot tub
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Clark Kent Says The Worst Thing Ever After Superman Faces Record Backlash
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Fear of missing out on making others fear missing out
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
"Moooom, get OUT!"
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Your butt hurts because you get offended. My butt hurts because I sat on bleachers for 8 hours.
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Your asymmetric privelege is showing 🙄 For some of us, that's still a big day.
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
I think it's the perfect time with Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 + 3 being re-released soon!
loffles.bsky.social (@loffles.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah at 100+ years old they won't exist in any country for much longer