The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
That's like saying the second amendment encompasses modern firearms. Getting information today is exponentially easier than it was 250 years ago. Come on, be real.
Not really a pirate, mom, hairstylist, ANTIFA, BLM, prochoice, feminist, grammarian, book nerd, probably not the droid you're looking for. she/her.
881 followers 788 following 1,414 posts
view profile on Bluesky The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
That's like saying the second amendment encompasses modern firearms. Getting information today is exponentially easier than it was 250 years ago. Come on, be real.
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for the recommendation, I'll try to make time to watch that.
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
Voters are adults. We are responsible for educating ourselves. I'm not here to enable lazy shits who don't really comprehend that elections have consequences and don't seek out information because they want it spoon fed to them. This is easier than ever to do but critical thinking is hard I guess.
Which Witch R U π³οΈβπ (@which-witch-ru.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Except the actual people suffering begged us all to vote Harris. You canβt pretend to care about suffering when you refuse to take the action the suffering are begging you to take bc you center yourself & speak over the people actually suffering which caused even MORE suffering both abroad & here.
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
Caring humans don't usually get into that line of work, and when they do they don't usually last long. The cruelty and willingness to dehumanize is an asset they look for. Scary how many applicants fit that criteria.
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
That's just a stubborn little kicky puppy π₯Ήπ₯°
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
I am no fan of the press and MSM these days, and I still think Malcolm is right. The voters very deliberately chose to close their eyes and ears to the information and abundant opportunities to learn, pure laziness and denial.
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
And how effectively they've gerrymandered districts to capitalize on the racism and misogyny and leverage it directly into winning elections.
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
Gahhh I love her! The drop and pop move cracks me up πΉ
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social)
Today I harvested 18lbs of tomatoes, green chilies, carrots, beets, and one cucumber. Also the biggest beet I've ever seen (plantain for scale).
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh look, every super villain lore applied to a real life super villain...I really truly believed super villains to be intelligent, though.
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry fuck face, you can't disenfranchise voters like that. Definitely not by EO. He's scared of midterms, they all are.
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social)
The first thought I had upon reading this headline "it's the being married part" πΉ
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social)
Hey y'all, here's something that's probably not going to get much attention but is really important. Please read, share, and comment on the public comments form! insideclimatenews.org/news/3008202...
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
Daydreaming about that upholstery and how many couches he'll be able to fit in the Oval.
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
JD Vance telling us he's into kneeling action. Got it.
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
What's the lore behind them?
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
I was just thinking about the apple people I used to see when I was a kid. I haven't seen those in decades.
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
I told her dad that the kid we say bye to tomorrow is not gonna be the same kid next May, and he said that'll already be true by Christmas break. I am so genuinely delighted, thrilled, and excited for her and to see her transform in the coming months. And I'm gonna miss her like crazy.
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh okay! I was thinking that was a good thing, but thinking more it's probably better to not be involved in that since it's literally AT home.
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
Support but don't try to solve it is the space I'm trying to stay in.
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
It's so scary! I'm glad that there's a more inclusive process for kids starting college now, it's a huge shift and most kids now have had far closer relationships with parents than in prior generations. Being feral is new for them.
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
SU is gonna do this, right???
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not over here crying my eyes out in my hotel room, it's allergies okay?
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social)
My baby girl kid is spending her first night in her dorm, she's having all the scary, anxious, sad, did-I-make-a-huge-mistake, everyone is doing this better than me, I'm bad at making friends feels. I'm saying really good stuff to her, and I kinda need someone to tell me in a good mom right now π
tmel1219.bsky.social (@tmel1219.bsky.social) reposted
Our rights werenβt givenβthey were demanded & fought for Remember that as we celebrate the anniversary of the 19th amendment today, recognizing the right of women to vote. Our democracy, our rights & freedoms deserve fighting for. π vote.pa/register #ProudBlue #Voices4Victory #Pinks
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
Sir! That is quite a large banana!
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
That's because it absolutely is.
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm in so fast your head's gonna spin!
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
This is a wonderful list, may it be just the beginning π€π€
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
I am almost never trying to be serious around here πΉπΉπΉ
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
πΉπΉπΉ
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
Poor Tina πΉβ οΈπΉ
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
Even Josh and his momma are like "ewww, no?"
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
Brats ain't hotdogs, they're not banned πΉ
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
Elaine Carol is a goddamn criminal! The police need to scoopy-scoopy her ass into the back of the patrol car and straight to jail! I am happy that she gets to clean that sticky bullshit up at least.
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
As long as those are brats, I'm game πΉπΉπΉ
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that the comfort food of NoFuckinWayIstan?
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
Hi!!! Y'all, I'm sorry I haven't been around much lately, between work, the garden, and trying to spend any available moments with my girl kid before she leaves for college this week, I've been almost completely occupied in the 3D world π
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
Sheet pan gnocchi is the only way I do gnocchi! This recipe looks and sounds delectable π€€π€€π€€ definitely gonna make this one, thank you!
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
He has no interest in finding solutions to this, this is just another pipeline for the incarcerated worker fantasy they're having wet dreams about. And I know, that needn't be said, but I'm saying it.
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social)
So, strip club rules for cops now?
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, it's not rape if 13 year olds can consent, right? Nevermind the fact that they are CHILDREN π€¬
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember the day after the election and the "your body, MY choice" assholes?
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, poor Wilhelmina, she's left with barely a crumb π₯²
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
I have such genuine love for those people and if that needs to happen anywhere near me, I'll be there π
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
I really wish everyone would call it rape, let's not make it comfortable for anyone.
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't read it, I will lose the final shreds of my sanity.
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social)
There is so much terrible, awful, lawless shit going on and this man still makes me laugh π
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
Well that's disgusting π€¬
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
That's my rep! He really has done an outstanding job, and his staffers are accessible and truly helpful to constituents.
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
JFC this is absolute madness. I hope she hasn't got a security detail.
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
And also, THESE PEOPLE'S WORK IS SEX TRAFFICKING CHILDREN, I don't think work release is really the appropriate way for pedophiles to serve time.
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
Work release seems to be a thing for these child rapists. That was a big part of Epstein's sweetheart deal from Alex Acosta and Pam Bondi.
Asteria Nox (@ladyasterianox.bsky.social) reposted
EVERYBODY REPOST THIS LIKE IT'S YOUR JOB.
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
I agree, they are adorable! And will be adorably delicious!
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh look, government waste...I wonder if he's even sending in his daily DOGE bullet point report.
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
You know how every accusation is a confession? It's starting to look like that applies to all the Big pHarma nonsense, too. I wonder who's gonna make tons of money here π€
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
The christo-fascists infiltrated the system and gained power by quietly running for local school board positions. If you're unsatisfied with what's being done, get more involved. Meet with your reps, run for office, make a sign and hang out on an I-25 overpass bridge on a weekend. Create solutions.
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
I hate it. This is a terrible way to live and I wish the collective we had given the smart Black woman power instead of the orange tyrant.
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't think it's possible to hate them enough. There's no bottom.
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
They were catching good vibes off you! I'm sorry you got stuck in the shutters about it, that's lousy.
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
Girl, what???
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
Investigate him. Prosecute him. Imprison him. This isn't fucking political for anyone who has even the slightest moral compass, this is about getting pedophiles into prison even if they're powerful white men.
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
My gawd does that ever look cheap and tawdry! Like I think I saw those table and chair sets at the Big Lots going out of business sale.
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
SQUEE!!! I love bats! I get so excited anytime I see them flying around at twilight!
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope he hyphenates it to JD Permanent-Vacation very soon.
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm nerv-icited for you! Fuck, I'm a us born American and I'm a lot anxious about my trip out of the country next month. Do I delete my socials while I'm gone? Do I get a burner phone?
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
I love him so much, and I'm really hoping he goes full scorched earth and gets to point and laugh at Paramount from the comfort of a new network who loves him as much as we do.
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh my god, is that a cheeseburger served in a sea of queso?! I'll start taking statins now and meet you at that restaurant!
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh my goodness, yessssssss!
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social)
Okay, who had today for raw milk illness on their bracket?
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
They have a Blue Hawaii one that seriously looks like a Kool-aid pouch πΉπΉπΉ
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
Nom!
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social)
I told the woman at the concession stand I'd take a bag-a-rita and she cracked up and said that's what she's calling these from now on πΉ
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
I missed this sad news. Yvette, I'm so sorry π That bestest boy had the bestest life with the bestest mama and boomer grandpa.
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
Indeed, please refrain from amplifying that messaging, my guy.
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
The thing that's key here isn't you saying it, it's you refuting it in real time to your fellow white men. Anytime you hear/see it, call it out for what it is and name it, challenge it and make them try to defend it. Strip it all the way down to it's racist, misogynist core.
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social)
Everything is awful, except these pollinators cuddling inside a squash blossom, a dragonfly, and tomatoes growing on the vine. And release the Epstein files!
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
I swear, you ignore a ready to pick zucchini for an hour and it's doubled in size πΉ
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope it goes smoothly, seamlessly, and that you've got anecdotes to share. Sending all of the best luck energy I can muster π€π€π
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
I've got three tomato plants that are starting to produce a few ripe fruits every 1-3 days, and the zucchini are just beginning so expect a flourish soon π€π€ I'm excited for your harvest!
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
Won't anyone think of poor Putin? He wasn't prepared for Ukraine to respond harder and they were supposed to just surrender, I guess. Suck it, Vladdy.
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
If you'd like the recipe I literally made up in my head because I didn't wanna go to the store, let me know! It turned out π©βπ³ππ
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, I also grew the basil!
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social)
Mediterranean style veggie stuffed zucchini, zucchini and tomatoes grown by me, recipe invented by me! They're absolutely delicious!
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh Christine, shut the whole fuck up.
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
We don't need more leaders, we need people to be willing to follow. If you don't like the leaders we've got, step your ass up and fill the role. Quit whining and waiting for someone else to do something and do it your fucking self.
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh bless your heart, Steve. I meant you're part of the cause of women's mental health issues, but you're not really worth an entire study.
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey fam! π₯°
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
It always gets that weird, gummy skin once it's been put back in the freezer. That's just criminal.
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
He doth protest far too much
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
Not today, white men!
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
This sounds like nasty diet culture. Ewww!
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
Mirrors answer so many questions.
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes please!
The Dread Pirate Lola (@loladread.bsky.social) reply parent
That looks so good!