Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
I imagine it's muscle memory, for when the kick actually happens
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
I imagine it's muscle memory, for when the kick actually happens
$5 Bits of Broken Chair Trophy (@chairtrophy.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Dennis š (@kekness.nl) reposted
Lubach was wel weer top, qua The New Disney šš¼
Ryan (BenGraven) (@bengraven.bsky.social) reposted
Absolutely brilliant - even better than our own country is capable of.
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
Shocking, right? š
Alex Wild (@alexwild.bsky.social) reposted
That both of Turning Point USAās founders are dead from public health crises their organization worked hard to enable is a parable for our time.
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
Too close to that one black mirror episodeā¦
David Slack (@slack2thefuture.bsky.social) reposted
Since RFK Jr. is lying to Congress again, itās worth remembering that he has been a dishonest, entitled, sadistic piece of garbage his entire miserable life. Hereās part one of @iwriteok.bsky.socialās four-part series on the man trying to kill your grandparents & children. overcast.fm/+AA4cUOKLyKE
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
This has been me all day, including the sounds but not including the rally car
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
Thinking about legging out the triples
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
always cover your bases, advice to live by
Jason Kirk (@jasonkirk.fyi) reposted
Saying goodbye this weekend to an old man who was a great and beloved leader. I refer of course to Lee Corso
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
www.npr.org/2020/09/06/9... š¤£
Jeff Gerstmann (@jeffgerstmann.com) reposted
This podcast clip showed up on the Discord today and reminded me that I should really reinstall Phantom Pain.
Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
dcburns74.bsky.social (@dcburns74.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Different brand though, since it was non-lethal.
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
So not just actively stopping research but probably holding onto it. We need are harsher term for āpettyā.
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
There was a story of a researcher getting arrested for trying to take research info to China recently. www.khou.com/article/news...
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
Is there a Felony distance limit on farts aimed at NG members?
Jess Calarco (@jessicacalarco.com) reposted
Trump doesn't seem to see that some people are still immune to his threats. Jack White criticized Trump's Oval Office decor. The White House then called White a "washed-up, has-been loser... masquerading as a real artist." And White, undeterred, posted an absolutely blistering takedown in response.
Miranda Yaver (@mirandayaver.bsky.social) reposted
Jack White is so badass and I love it.
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
Realistic height of American Hagrid
MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted
NEWS: DNC Chair Ken Martin says TX State Rep. Nicole Collier was threatened with a FELONY charge for speaking on a press call with him, Cory Booker, and Gavin Newsom.
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
āļø
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like Donny's coming in 4th in the Height Contest.
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm pretty sure my exfoliated skins cells from the last 10 years (wherever they are) hate his ass, too.
Thor Benson (@thorbenson.bsky.social) reposted
[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
Iām waiting for the fullcast to tell me the moment American democracy ends (I missed that episode already, didnāt I?)
BettyšŖ (@bettyhumpter25.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
Name just one
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
Also drive a Tank Parade for his birthday
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
You got Rick Perry, Trump's former D.O.Energy Secretary (who didn't know what he was in charge of as DOE Secretary), out there championing mind altering drugs www.nytimes.com/2025/08/11/u...
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
guess it depends on how many of the experts have also spent time in prison
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
No Notes
Trae Crowder (@thetraecrowder.bsky.social) reposted
I get so jealous of dumb people sometimes.
Mel (@thegatesofmel.blacksky.app) reposted
Itās important to remember that Sean Duffy is remarkably stupid.
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
and now I can hear a porn-ier Law and Order theme song playing in the background.
Marc Elias (@marcelias.bsky.social) reposted
It drives Jonathan Turley crazy when I remind everyone that he is just Mike Lindell with tenure. So, please make sure not to amplify this message.š Jonathan Turley is just Mike Lindell with tenure.
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
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The Sleeperās Sleep (@thesleeperssleep.bsky.social) reposted
I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see
Ryan Nanni (@celebrityhottub.bsky.social) reposted
man itās funny as hell that Derek Dooley is running a ITāS ABOUT RESULTS campaign ad
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) reposted
I liked the first Derek Dooley ad www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIQ7...
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
Up Next: Trump Fires scientist who discovers our impending extinction from approaching meteor, for attempting to "ruin the Business-is-Booming mood"
Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social) reposted
Trumpās going to pardon the person who provided him children to rape.
Mad_as_hell (Maddie) (@maddie-says.bsky.social) reposted
Things you will learn from this video: 1. Scotland hates Trump 2. Some new, colorful language. 3. Insults sound better with a Scottish accent. #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue #Pinks
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
Shit, I gotta go get started now
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
Theyād absolutely would have the eyepatch have the aTm logo on it
Giant Bomb (@giantbomb.bsky.social) reposted
All of us at Giant Bomb would like to thank @danryckert.com for protecting the honor of the GB brand with this breathtaking last-second save. Because of him, we defeated the arrogant DIB and can all hold our heads high. Sincerely, Jeff Grubb, Jeff Bakalar, Mike Minotti, and Jan Ochoa
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably the reason they threw out the 1 day request, so people can go āwell 33 months is better than 1 dayā instead of the obvious ā33 months is not nearly enoughā
Wajahat Ali (@wajali.bsky.social) reposted
My thoughts on Hunter Biden... Trump's friendship with Epstein and the Administration's failure to release the promised evidence.
MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted
The crazy thing about Donald Trump posting an AI video of Obama getting arrested is that Trump once had someone organize a party for him and invite a bunch of āyoung womenā and it turned out Jeffrey Epstein was his only other guest.
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sure somewhere one has, but only on some bland, normal shit topic. Not a "They wrote about a birthday card that I drew some pubic hair on, and sent it to my bestest friend who I share wonderful secrets with" article
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
How many confederate flags were hanging in there? Less than 8?
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
Ugh, thatās fricking horrible
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
āYOuR gARbaGe caN is not sUpPosEd to be sEEn fRom the RoaD ecXcCepT on GARBAGE DAY. Thank you for your attention to this matterā
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
"Thank you for your attention to this matter" is the real autopen scandal
Aseeyeomanaseetomanoyo Hat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) reposted
This is not the act of a legitimate government.
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
THEY'RE ALL GOING AFTER THE ATTORNEY GENERAL, WHO IS DOING A FANTASTIC JOB THE TALK OF THE WORLD
Catherine Rampell (@crampell.bsky.social) reposted
In 2021, Biden admin awarded Kerr County TX $10m in American Rescue Plan Act funds, which could have been used for flood prevention infrastructure. But commissioners, facing political pressure from conservative residents, opted not to pursue warning system. www.texastribune.org/2025/07/10/t...
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
I was at home that day (can't remember if I was sick or if it was "teachers planning day" where school was closed for a day)
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah, that's my memory of that sort of tv hookup at school, especially since I was at home for the day for the Challenger disaster
Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) reposted
When Krypton sends its people, they're not sending their best...
Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted
He's saying the families are evil for asking why their kids are dead. If you wondered why Trump has embraced 'religion' recently, it's not just because he thinks they're easy marks for a grift but he can blame God for shit and say it's out of my hands
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
I figured he wouldn't have enough time to rim out that rotting orange, what with all the funerals he should be paying for, I mean going to.
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
speaking about not forgetting, lets not forget that the county decided to not install weather/flood sirens, when they got money from the feds to implement such a system. www.texastribune.org/2025/07/10/t...
BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
you don't have to respect the office, I promise you, you really don't
BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) reposted
He lived, itās fine
Wajahat Ali (@wajali.bsky.social) reposted
Get paid. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
warrior cop (@wyattprivilege.bsky.social) reposted
is that good
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
There better be halftime quotes of workplace/vehicle/wedding/office/animal disasters
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
Thereās a reason ICE was a plot point in the last season of The Shield
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
Focus on the future, huh. Maybe try focusing on people having futures before they lose them.
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
One day Iād like to know, was that āGood Godā in the script 𤣠Bravo š Otherwise, just trying to survive.
Indra's Net (@netofindra.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah, I imagine they're looking into any angle to grift with, or any way to blame it on leftists/immigrants/anyone else.
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
it's in the title, Nancy. Who do you think they were declaring their independence at?
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks for helping me catch up on the wild last couple days, I missed it while all nighting death stranding 2.
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
But what will we do about the presidents failed legislation?
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
Who let them take fire hazards into space? Oxygen rich atmosphere and flames???
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
No, because the only possible no votes are noās because they want the bill to be worse
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
With a budget size that NASA used to have, to send people to the moon.
Jason Kirk (@jasonkirk.fyi) reposted
Worst SummerSlam ever
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
@edsbs.bsky.social Maybe months later, but the news of this has to be spread
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
Iām sorry you canāt hide from the death of democracy in your fancy boat sex doctors show. Now if youāll excuse me, Iām off to go hide from the death of democracy with this baby on my chest-Amazon delivery ghost game.
Symone D. Sanders Townsend (@symonedsanders.bsky.social) reposted
The news is exhausting and today I have had it. The Trump administration wants us to believe itās perfectly fine to ask if the 14th amendment to THE CONSTITUTION is in fact CONSTITUTIONAL. Thatās crazy.
NickToilet (@nicktoilet.bsky.social) reposted
Danman After Dan got shot in the face at SGF, his Ka left his Ha and entered a nearby doll. Danman was born. @danryckert.com @tolkoto.com @grubb.wtf @janochoa.bsky.social @jerf.xyz @giantbomb.bsky.social
Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent
āIgnore those special āgas tank portsā, they just happen to come with the shower pipesā