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@lonestarjones.bsky.social

created October 20, 2023

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Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

I imagine it's muscle memory, for when the kick actually happens

21/9/2025, 1:38:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture $5 Bits of Broken Chair Trophy (@chairtrophy.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

20/9/2025, 8:06:34 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dennis šŸ‰ (@kekness.nl) reposted

Lubach was wel weer top, qua The New Disney šŸ‘ŒšŸ¼

18/9/2025, 8:46:23 PM | 48 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan (BenGraven) (@bengraven.bsky.social) reposted

Absolutely brilliant - even better than our own country is capable of.

19/9/2025, 3:58:10 PM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Shocking, right? šŸ™ƒ

12/9/2025, 1:55:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Wild (@alexwild.bsky.social) reposted

That both of Turning Point USA’s founders are dead from public health crises their organization worked hard to enable is a parable for our time.

10/9/2025, 10:04:28 PM | 11928 2756 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Too close to that one black mirror episode…

4/9/2025, 8:21:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Slack (@slack2thefuture.bsky.social) reposted

Since RFK Jr. is lying to Congress again, it’s worth remembering that he has been a dishonest, entitled, sadistic piece of garbage his entire miserable life. Here’s part one of @iwriteok.bsky.social’s four-part series on the man trying to kill your grandparents & children. overcast.fm/+AA4cUOKLyKE

4/9/2025, 6:51:04 PM | 152 75 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

This has been me all day, including the sounds but not including the rally car

1/9/2025, 2:15:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Thinking about legging out the triples

1/9/2025, 2:03:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

always cover your bases, advice to live by

30/8/2025, 4:50:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Kirk (@jasonkirk.fyi) reposted

Saying goodbye this weekend to an old man who was a great and beloved leader. I refer of course to Lee Corso

30/8/2025, 4:40:38 AM | 377 33 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

www.npr.org/2020/09/06/9... 🤣

28/8/2025, 8:41:04 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff Gerstmann (@jeffgerstmann.com) reposted

This podcast clip showed up on the Discord today and reminded me that I should really reinstall Phantom Pain.

28/8/2025, 7:49:30 PM | 259 35 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted

remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature

27/8/2025, 6:42:38 PM | 20696 6728 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dcburns74.bsky.social (@dcburns74.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Different brand though, since it was non-lethal.

27/8/2025, 1:39:17 PM | 33 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

So not just actively stopping research but probably holding onto it. We need are harsher term for ā€œpettyā€.

26/8/2025, 11:47:14 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

There was a story of a researcher getting arrested for trying to take research info to China recently. www.khou.com/article/news...

26/8/2025, 11:45:11 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Is there a Felony distance limit on farts aimed at NG members?

26/8/2025, 4:06:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Calarco (@jessicacalarco.com) reposted

Trump doesn't seem to see that some people are still immune to his threats. Jack White criticized Trump's Oval Office decor. The White House then called White a "washed-up, has-been loser... masquerading as a real artist." And White, undeterred, posted an absolutely blistering takedown in response.

officialjackwhite officialjackwhite He's masquerading as a christian, as a leader, as a person with actual empathy. He's been masquerading as a businessman for decades as nothing he's involved in has prospered except by using other people's money to find loophole after loophole and grift after grift. His staff of professional liar toadies like Steven Cheung and Karoline Leavitt have been covering up and masking his fascism as patriotism and
22/8/2025, 5:56:35 PM | 9432 2762 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Miranda Yaver (@mirandayaver.bsky.social) reposted

Jack White is so badass and I love it.

22/8/2025, 11:17:44 PM | 411 91 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Realistic height of American Hagrid

21/8/2025, 4:02:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pants 🩳 (@cactuspants.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

They should have done this:

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20/8/2025, 8:50:27 PM | 48 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted

NEWS: DNC Chair Ken Martin says TX State Rep. Nicole Collier was threatened with a FELONY charge for speaking on a press call with him, Cory Booker, and Gavin Newsom.

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20/8/2025, 7:38:00 PM | 12778 5229 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

ā˜ļø

18/8/2025, 7:03:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like Donny's coming in 4th in the Height Contest.

18/8/2025, 7:00:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm pretty sure my exfoliated skins cells from the last 10 years (wherever they are) hate his ass, too.

18/8/2025, 6:55:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Thor Benson (@thorbenson.bsky.social) reposted

[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down

15/8/2025, 10:54:41 PM | 20086 4039 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m waiting for the fullcast to tell me the moment American democracy ends (I missed that episode already, didn’t I?)

14/8/2025, 11:42:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BettyšŸ’Ŗ (@bettyhumpter25.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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14/8/2025, 6:45:03 PM | 257 36 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Name just one

14/8/2025, 6:49:55 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Also drive a Tank Parade for his birthday

14/8/2025, 4:11:43 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

You got Rick Perry, Trump's former D.O.Energy Secretary (who didn't know what he was in charge of as DOE Secretary), out there championing mind altering drugs www.nytimes.com/2025/08/11/u...

14/8/2025, 4:09:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

guess it depends on how many of the experts have also spent time in prison

14/8/2025, 4:05:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Al Yankovic (@alyankovic.bsky.social) reposted

You sure about this, Google?

A Google alert announces Chappell Roan concert tickets, but the image is of Weird Al
9/8/2025, 1:55:09 AM | 41096 5732 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

No Notes

8/8/2025, 4:45:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Trae Crowder (@thetraecrowder.bsky.social) reposted

I get so jealous of dumb people sometimes.

6/8/2025, 7:23:24 PM | 965 269 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel (@thegatesofmel.blacksky.app) reposted

It’s important to remember that Sean Duffy is remarkably stupid.

6/8/2025, 5:53:06 PM | 331 68 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

and now I can hear a porn-ier Law and Order theme song playing in the background.

6/8/2025, 3:27:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Elias (@marcelias.bsky.social) reposted

It drives Jonathan Turley crazy when I remind everyone that he is just Mike Lindell with tenure. So, please make sure not to amplify this message.šŸ‘‡ Jonathan Turley is just Mike Lindell with tenure.

5/8/2025, 3:31:34 PM | 20695 9463 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

😐

4/8/2025, 9:49:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Sleeper’s Sleep (@thesleeperssleep.bsky.social) reposted

I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see

Hulk Hogan, lying inexplicably sideways in his open coffin, being visited by a chihuahua dog, who looks distraught. The people behind the coffin do too
28/7/2025, 8:44:21 PM | 12605 2383 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Nanni (@celebrityhottub.bsky.social) reposted

man it’s funny as hell that Derek Dooley is running a IT’S ABOUT RESULTS campaign ad

4/8/2025, 3:54:31 PM | 347 40 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

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4/8/2025, 4:23:02 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) reposted

I liked the first Derek Dooley ad www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIQ7...

4/8/2025, 3:52:57 PM | 182 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

1/8/2025, 11:29:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Up Next: Trump Fires scientist who discovers our impending extinction from approaching meteor, for attempting to "ruin the Business-is-Booming mood"

1/8/2025, 8:24:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Hannan (@timhannan.bsky.social) reposted

Trump’s going to pardon the person who provided him children to rape.

28/7/2025, 8:21:11 PM | 83 26 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mad_as_hell (Maddie) (@maddie-says.bsky.social) reposted

Things you will learn from this video: 1. Scotland hates Trump 2. Some new, colorful language. 3. Insults sound better with a Scottish accent. #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue #Pinks

26/7/2025, 4:24:45 PM | 912 398 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Shit, I gotta go get started now

24/7/2025, 11:03:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

They’d absolutely would have the eyepatch have the aTm logo on it

23/7/2025, 11:46:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Giant Bomb (@giantbomb.bsky.social) reposted

All of us at Giant Bomb would like to thank @danryckert.com for protecting the honor of the GB brand with this breathtaking last-second save. Because of him, we defeated the arrogant DIB and can all hold our heads high. Sincerely, Jeff Grubb, Jeff Bakalar, Mike Minotti, and Jan Ochoa

23/7/2025, 10:48:26 PM | 575 37 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably the reason they threw out the 1 day request, so people can go ā€œwell 33 months is better than 1 dayā€ instead of the obvious ā€œ33 months is not nearly enoughā€

21/7/2025, 11:04:38 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wajahat Ali (@wajali.bsky.social) reposted

My thoughts on Hunter Biden... Trump's friendship with Epstein and the Administration's failure to release the promised evidence.

21/7/2025, 9:10:17 PM | 1997 275 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted

The crazy thing about Donald Trump posting an AI video of Obama getting arrested is that Trump once had someone organize a party for him and invite a bunch of ā€œyoung womenā€ and it turned out Jeffrey Epstein was his only other guest.

21/7/2025, 3:13:26 AM | 9809 2773 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sure somewhere one has, but only on some bland, normal shit topic. Not a "They wrote about a birthday card that I drew some pubic hair on, and sent it to my bestest friend who I share wonderful secrets with" article

18/7/2025, 9:23:24 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

How many confederate flags were hanging in there? Less than 8?

18/7/2025, 8:19:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

18/7/2025, 6:19:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Ugh, that’s fricking horrible

16/7/2025, 11:32:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

ā€œYOuR gARbaGe caN is not sUpPosEd to be sEEn fRom the RoaD ecXcCepT on GARBAGE DAY. Thank you for your attention to this matterā€

16/7/2025, 11:30:13 PM | 25 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

"Thank you for your attention to this matter" is the real autopen scandal

16/7/2025, 9:07:37 PM | 104 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aseeyeomanaseetomanoyo Hat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) reposted

This is not the act of a legitimate government.

15/7/2025, 4:57:19 PM | 14053 4809 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

THEY'RE ALL GOING AFTER THE ATTORNEY GENERAL, WHO IS DOING A FANTASTIC JOB THE TALK OF THE WORLD

13/7/2025, 4:35:09 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Catherine Rampell (@crampell.bsky.social) reposted

In 2021, Biden admin awarded Kerr County TX $10m in American Rescue Plan Act funds, which could have been used for flood prevention infrastructure. But commissioners, facing political pressure from conservative residents, opted not to pursue warning system. www.texastribune.org/2025/07/10/t...

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12/7/2025, 3:02:55 PM | 2910 1460 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

I was at home that day (can't remember if I was sick or if it was "teachers planning day" where school was closed for a day)

12/7/2025, 2:28:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah, that's my memory of that sort of tv hookup at school, especially since I was at home for the day for the Challenger disaster

12/7/2025, 2:27:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) reposted

When Krypton sends its people, they're not sending their best...

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11/7/2025, 9:07:18 PM | 11288 2321 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted

He's saying the families are evil for asking why their kids are dead. If you wondered why Trump has embraced 'religion' recently, it's not just because he thinks they're easy marks for a grift but he can blame God for shit and say it's out of my hands

11/7/2025, 8:39:09 PM | 2283 547 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

where it stopped at the end

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11/7/2025, 8:44:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

I figured he wouldn't have enough time to rim out that rotting orange, what with all the funerals he should be paying for, I mean going to.

11/7/2025, 8:31:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

speaking about not forgetting, lets not forget that the county decided to not install weather/flood sirens, when they got money from the feds to implement such a system. www.texastribune.org/2025/07/10/t...

11/7/2025, 8:26:09 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

you don't have to respect the office, I promise you, you really don't

11/7/2025, 1:08:37 PM | 722 40 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) reposted

He lived, it’s fine

10/7/2025, 10:45:09 PM | 152 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wajahat Ali (@wajali.bsky.social) reposted

Get paid. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

10/7/2025, 10:48:29 PM | 1255 165 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture warrior cop (@wyattprivilege.bsky.social) reposted

is that good

10/7/2025, 1:07:38 PM | 2576 379 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

There better be halftime quotes of workplace/vehicle/wedding/office/animal disasters

10/7/2025, 11:30:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

There’s a reason ICE was a plot point in the last season of The Shield

9/7/2025, 8:14:37 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Focus on the future, huh. Maybe try focusing on people having futures before they lose them.

9/7/2025, 4:13:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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6/7/2025, 11:46:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

One day I’d like to know, was that ā€œGood Godā€ in the script 🤣 Bravo šŸ‘ Otherwise, just trying to survive.

6/7/2025, 9:28:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Indra's Net (@netofindra.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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5/7/2025, 6:18:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah, I imagine they're looking into any angle to grift with, or any way to blame it on leftists/immigrants/anyone else.

5/7/2025, 12:27:16 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/7/2025, 5:21:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

it's in the title, Nancy. Who do you think they were declaring their independence at?

4/7/2025, 9:52:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

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Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks for helping me catch up on the wild last couple days, I missed it while all nighting death stranding 2.

4/7/2025, 3:57:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

3rd:

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4/7/2025, 3:56:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

But what will we do about the presidents failed legislation?

4/7/2025, 3:55:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

Who let them take fire hazards into space? Oxygen rich atmosphere and flames???

4/7/2025, 3:50:59 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

No, because the only possible no votes are no’s because they want the bill to be worse

1/7/2025, 7:46:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social)

#DeathStranding2

A man tosses his baby in the air, silhouettes in front of a gargantuan moon
1/7/2025, 1:10:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

With a budget size that NASA used to have, to send people to the moon.

30/6/2025, 11:07:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Kirk (@jasonkirk.fyi) reposted

Worst SummerSlam ever

30/6/2025, 10:13:51 PM | 93 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

@edsbs.bsky.social Maybe months later, but the news of this has to be spread

29/6/2025, 11:17:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m sorry you can’t hide from the death of democracy in your fancy boat sex doctors show. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to go hide from the death of democracy with this baby on my chest-Amazon delivery ghost game.

28/6/2025, 3:25:00 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Symone D. Sanders Townsend (@symonedsanders.bsky.social) reposted

The news is exhausting and today I have had it. The Trump administration wants us to believe it’s perfectly fine to ask if the 14th amendment to THE CONSTITUTION is in fact CONSTITUTIONAL. That’s crazy.

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Profile picture NickToilet (@nicktoilet.bsky.social) reposted

Danman After Dan got shot in the face at SGF, his Ka left his Ha and entered a nearby doll. Danman was born. @danryckert.com @tolkoto.com @grubb.wtf @janochoa.bsky.social @jerf.xyz @giantbomb.bsky.social

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Profile picture Lonestar (@lonestarjones.bsky.social) reply parent

ā€œIgnore those special ā€œgas tank portsā€, they just happen to come with the shower pipesā€

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