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LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
Agent Scully has zero cool man... I can't believe she prosecuted the king.
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“Because I built my entire personality around being a cool tech guy, and my one thing, is now a place that fewer and fewer boomers go to yell at clouds and complain that their kids won’t call.”
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Good dot store/ keats & co
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I don't remember if I asked this before. Do you alternate between shows? Like are you going between season 7 of TNG and season 2 of DS9? Does the Finale of Enterprise go at the end of Enterprise or Season 7 between 12 and 13 of TNG?
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
Rich guy: How much will it cost to terraform another planet? Scientists : between 100 and 500 gazillion dollars Rich Guy: Well, lets get started Rich guy: How much would it cost to fix earths ecosystem? Scientists: 5-10 billion dollars Rich Guy: BILLION? with a B? no one has that kind of money.
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
Its a college campus, its not like its surrounded by fences and they check your ID every 500 meters. Anyone and everyone from 100s of miles around has free access to the grounds just by walking around context free. There is an Applebees and a Krispy Kreme half a mile away, its not Fort Knox.
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
You're an oblate spheroid.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iysz... This official trailer has set the Player-Planeswalker relationship in my head for me. Also its just really good. (they have changed Gideon's backstory since then but it still works)
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
Pshhh, what are you trying to do... Turn queer kids into queer adults or something?
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
You just need to get back to your roots, and run down the street with your friends with pumkins on your heads.
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
It took until 6th grade for them to be reading at grade level. When our youngest started 1st grade, they did the same crap, "what word do you think completes the story, it starts with the letter A..." Fortunately we had learned to spot it and were able to intervene early.
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
We had this same problem, our eldest was reading board books and sounding out words in preschool. By second grade, they had regressed to the point that they would look at the pictures of a book and make up a story, the teachers said "they are doing great, so creative.
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@linusgsebastian.bsky.social Gamer Yacht? GAMER YACHT! www.facebook.com/marketplace/...
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social)
I know all you Canadians are used to square head screws and think they are hot shit because they are better than straight slot screwheads... BUT THEY SUCK! You all have been bamboozled by a Canadian with a patent! Robertson and Philips had a fist fight about who was better and STARDRIVE WON!
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social)
@sergeyager.bsky.social Please stop making @hellogamesofficial.bsky.social No Man's Sky look so good again... I don't have another 300 hours to dedicate to it right now.
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought your last name was "no the other one, no, the one that works here, yeah that Jordynne" thats what everyone at LRR seems to call you. ;)
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I want so many more details. First of all...What? second of all WHat? thirdly WHAT? and finally of course... WHAT?!?!?
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Theyaregoingtorunoutofdialogtosaysofast
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember when these were up at $600 two years ago... yeah... good times. I sold mine a month after phorexia came out and they dropped back to 480
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel like we are the outsiders. The Hosklings felt it was kinda bland, they didn't dislike it but thought it was too generic like they were trying too hard to make a top 40 pop song, they compared it to the barbie rockstar movies they watched so often. Inoffensive to the point of forgettable.
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Gen Xers what?
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE THING THAT HAPPENED? Everyone had a nice day, a little girl tripped on the playground but a boy of a different ethnicity, sexually, and or spiritually caught her before she got hurt and she said thank you. Thats it, thats all that happened today. Enjoy your morning.
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
OHHHH.... sorry, we were going for, a carton of cigarettes... Do they even sell cigarettes by the carton anymore?
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
My Standard Airport AMA question is "What is the most expensive thing you could buy within 200 yards of where you are sitting" but doxings not cool, and the Island shuts town at sunset so... Whats the most expensive single thing you could buy... at a store thats still open nearby-ish?
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Oh wow! Costco is selling bowls just for when our good good artist friend chris stroob comes over to visit!
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Bull Moose
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
Its always funny to me how much People bring up Sparta in terms of Greek history. It was influential for ~3 generations. It rose around 500 and was a minor state by 400 under the sphere of Corinth. When Alexander re-conquered Greece in 335 he didn't even garrison Sparta it was so insignificant.
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"The native guy was alright"
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social)
Does anyone know how to set a IPhone to not color filter every picture of a flower we take? The yellow flower was orange with red highlights and had green leaves, and the second one was a dark lavender/light purple not pink at all.
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social)
People keep saying “look how bad Trump looks in this picture from today! Its clearly X” And im like, have you seen the man in the past 10 years? He has looked terrible since the day he decided to run!
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
I wanna be one of those people who drops 500,000 bits on random streamers with 10 viewers.
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
Thats Dr Offspring ;)
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
336 total people were detained there Florida spent over $700,000 PER PERSON it held for less than a month in the tent. Not including how much was spent to arrest and transport the people. They could cut every immigrant they picked up a half million dollar check to leave the country and saved $$$
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I thought your name was Jason "JAAAAY-SON" chinnock my mind is blown. the award is just expected, we've all seen your work, it was just a matter of time.
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
Fix... Your... Ranger... Roll... Sgt. Every photo i've seen, a minimum of one of these guardsmen has a ranger roll going on their PC. Side note... seeing leaders without combat patches will never not weird me out. We had a Sgt without one and SGM got up in his grill for being out of uniform.
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
Im going to say it... Waffle House is worse Ihop with better lore.
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I picked this up because the spine made the title look funny. “Ending the only book three” LittlerLadyHosk pointed at the cover and said “dad… it gets way better”
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
Does anyone disagree?
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
You forgot “orange on the cheetos and oranges are full of vitamin C which promotes strong immunity”
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social)
I feel the summer vacation “just make your own lunch” concept with the kids has reached its breaking point.
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
I also have this friend who was driving around Beverly hills, when this hoodlum from Detroit shoved a banana up tailpipe... It ruined the car, completely destroyed wouldn't start. Then he saw these guys stealing TV VCR combo units out of the back of a truck... talking about family.
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Dont all sets rot on the shelves after 6 months now days? Really 3 months. You have to sell off everything by the time the next set comes out because we are on to the next plane, 300 new cards with a new story. 6 months ago everyone was excited about aetherdrift and stores were reordering.
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LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
That it looked like a piece of unfinished rubber on picard bothered me. Like they cast it and said “eyyyhhh whatever its not like trekies are detail oriented, no need to bother painting this”
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
1 privacy, 2 price, 3 space, 4 cleanliness, 5 location, 6 amenities. Im not in support of the model, but it has a lot of advantages, especially when traveling with a family. A fridge and a stove easily saves $200/ day for a family of 5. Renting 1 abnb 400/night 2 hotel rooms 600/night
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
Ouch! Finger cuts suck!
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
The new set ruined magic! My Uncle works at hasbro and he said they are all up in arms! They are trying to sell magic off to anyone who will buy it but they cant even get a thousand dollars for it its so bad of a game now! They tried to sell to pokemans and they said “no way the game is over”
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
every new set... RUINED MAGIC! said the magic subreddit. No one hates magic quite so much as magic players. much like no one hates star wars quite so much as star wars fans.
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
wow... this list doesn't have any recency bias at all visible.
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social)
LittlestLadyHosk "I can tell you aren't asleep for real dad... Because thats not a you snore, thats a mom snore. You're snores are quiet little rumbles... mom snores are shake the house roars"
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
I watched it because I was seeing it talked about so much. I didn't get it, I figured "I must be too old" I asked the hosklings, (16, 14 and 11) they said "no... It was pretty generic 'play in the hallways at school' pop. It was like one of those barbie dvds we rented for free from family video"
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
There are multiple “mountains” in Victoria that you can just hike up and stare down at the city. Like, no one can stop you! There are even cool benches and maps at the top of both. You can even do it on fireworks nights and the city explodes in color below you.
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
You should put in an application for his job
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
But my leaf blower!
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
These people saw the Dyson Sphere episode of TNG when they were 10 and now think "the next step after space station is Dyson sphere" They have no fucking concept of the materials needed, they are like "lets just mine some asteroids and build a dyson sphere... problem solved"
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't know... shows up late to formation if at all... smells like coffee..
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
what do you want workers to get the idea that they can just... Cause a company to lose money? Make the company feel that its more beneficial to meet workers reasonable demands and lose a little profit rather than suffer a shut down and lose all profit? what will the stockholders think?
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
Thats just what someone who wants to keep the kitchen-aid stand mixer I won from them fair and square in the raffle I didn't enter would say.
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
And the cure for it is to connect with people, not further isolate. “But its not that easy” No, its not easy, but its the cure rather than the drug that makes it worse. Game night at your lgs, readings at your library, softball leagues, bars, gyms, acting class. go to a place YOUR thing is.
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
Used to be: Mythics and rares-> uncommon and common. Then each of those color (WUBRG Cl Mu) block and alphabetical. But now I guess block would just be set. In 4 row long boxes with cardboard tabs to mark each block and color section.
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
Now, rares worth a ever decreasing amount that I should have sold to the store on prerelease weekend are under my monitor. Everything else in a booster box in a drawer that im going to get to.
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social)
Its weird that there is a construction sign that tells you to shake the baby until the poop falls out. But here it is
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@witchytq.bsky.social "THANK YOU!" -LittleHosk "ummm, yeah that was cool, im glad we didn't miss it and hear about it the day after"(thats super enthusiasm for a 14 year old) -LittlerLadyHosk
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You all fall under the category of "@cantwearhats101.bsky.social" in my brains organization system.
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I injured my shoulder, Suspect I tore my rotator cuff. The doctor sent me to get a ultrasound of it. The tech says "move your arm like this" I say "I can't" they say "then I can't do the scan, you have to" I say "the reason im here is because I can't move it like that" they say "well you have to"
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
Im disappointed in the video strike team honestly.
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
This only teaches you how to play Magic in your pocket. You have to get "The Magic: The Gathering Table top players guide" to learn how to play on a table. Most of us learned using "The Magic: The Gathering grinding your black lotus' into the blacktop on the playground players guide"
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
Listen... We are just tired of the internet forgetting we exist, if this is what it takes.
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
Slightly diminish a band: Jefferson Glider
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Slightly diminish a band: Boxfan/DC
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
Slightly diminish a band: Wink 181
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
3X Kahns of Tarkir or Theros was the best draft format I ever played best sealed... The new stuff has been better, simply because of power creep on commons. I build my decks, then count up my 32 cards and think... huh thats a lot of cuts. Vrs 10 years ago when it was 21 find 2 playables
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
Im gonna go with Jaws. I feel like I could make it a whole year without swimming off the coast of New Jersey. Or Alien I also don't think I will be going into hibernation on a deep space voyage over the next year so I should be safe, by extension I think Im good with Event Horizon.
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
Im not saying anyone should... because no one should... but cutting a valve stem is far safer. Again, not that anyone should. but if someone does... the valve stem is safer for you that slicing a tire open. If anyone would... not that they should...
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You were Ab's Abs
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
Hang on... they are doing a call up over 30 days? Did they forget they are supposed to screw over NG and Reservists by doing 29 day call ups so they don't get extra pay? They are going to have to pay Family Separation and BAH
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd8B... This was on a promotional DVD we got for buying two pairs of sketchers at payless shoes 10+ years ago. We didn't even buy the DVD, the clerk just it to us as we were checking out, and the kids will still sing songs off it sometimes when on walks or in the car.
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social)
Just watched kpop demon hunters and I dont get why it’s exploding. The songs are pretty goodbut they arent earth shattering and they aren’t THAT catchy. Over the past 16 years of kids movies ive seen a dozen with this quality of music, that were just direct to video Am I just old?
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
He has to tell them to do it... Because they never see this "crime" he tells them about and so they feel safe enough not to walk in packs and it looks bad for his messaging when his young interns wander around the city by themselves safely.
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
Old Haggard astronaut checking in... wake me up... when September starts.
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a way we can incentivize the rich to help the poor, take 70% of their income and redistribute it to programs like roads, hospitals, schools, and national defense, you could have a short quippy name for it like… taxes, and they go to jail and you take all their money if they don’t pay.
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LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
Everyone needs to move to Victoria, within a month they will think its a chore to drive over 2 KM in any direction, yell at people who go over 50KPH, and swoon over subcompacts every time you pull into a parking lot and it takes 5 minutes to fit between the lines and you still can't open the doors.
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
We already know... it was shown in the cartoon... It was a mountainside you dolts... the other side of the tunnel was the mountain. JUST PAY ATTENTION TO THE ART! Its right there! (throws a graphics card into the fire of mt doom)
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LadyHosk is all excited about maybe meeting Raffi because he is one childhood idol who hasn't turned out to be a terrible person, but has maintained the ideals of caring for others. Now im terrified about what I will find if I google Fred Penner, or what Mr Dressup hiding in the tickle trunk?
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
Every time I see stuff like this I think about series like Fallout or the hunger games... Post apocalyptical stuff set in the US that doesn't mention the rest of the world, and I think. what was the rest of the world doing? probably star trek shit talking about when to fix "the America problem"
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
And the east v west idea is baked into the colonial language and social construct. Even russia is considered “the east” despite being European white peoples, because they were historically outsiders to the European courts. “They” vrs “we”
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
Historical: the west is where “we” are the “east” is where “they” are. This changes a bit based on civilization but mostly if it was conquered by rome and or the norse, its west, beyond is the east, where the dark skinned people are with the crazy ideas, like math, reading, and crop rotation.
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
“Real” answer, when you get past the point where the sun rises, you are east, when you get past the point where it sets you are west. But those change the further you go you might say. No no, you just have to go further you haven’t gotten there yet.
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
My car goes ten meters per second. in a subdivision.
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
Wasnt matt smith also reported cast in episode 9 and episode 8 via deadline? I think someone at deadline just likes matt smith
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
At the graduation ceremony he gave the faculty speech and started with "I was stuck so I asked Chat GPT for help, and it said :use a inspirational quote from a famous person then list fun things the group did" My middle schooler said "you went to college... you needed ChatGPT to tell you that?
LordHosk (@lordhosk.bsky.social) reply parent
Our middle schooler came home ticked off that the teacher was telling students to use chat gpt to help write thier papers because its the way of the future. When she pointed out how bad the chatgpt papers were, the teacher said, they will improve over time, its fine if they suck now.
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Drove by the old apartment This is where we used to live, broken pens broke and hungry broken hearts and broken links this is where they used to live. Why did we draw the wolfman Why did we draw the berry Why did we start the charity, oh yeah it helped all those kids THIS IS WHERE WE USED TO LIVE!
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The Galaxy class ship is large enough to transport over 15,000 people for a week in a evacuation situation. The Enterprise has a crew of over 1000 people... but they couldn't find room for one JAG officer, just in case. Lt Patel to the bridge, could you read this contract... defend Cmd Data...