I propose that insanity created by men be called "mandness". I will not be taking questions at this time.
My Etsy store is on hold while I reevaluate my entire existence. https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/WeirdLetterWriting
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I propose that insanity created by men be called "mandness". I will not be taking questions at this time.
Welcome back to work after the long weekend. Please eat this pitchfork, but do it sideways.
I also love kids' art. 🥰
Thank you. 😭
I am a fan of his and primitive sloppy art. So thank you. 😁👍
Yup.
If you'd like to support my art making, head on over to Patreon and look for the account I deleted five days after I started it because the entire process felt demeaning.
It's a butthole tragedy.
I did once say out loud, to.kynown surprise, "Why would I want to exchange something as valuable as my art for something as shitty as money?"
These two Tylenol pills are going to fix all my problems. *shoves them into my eyes*
I guess it's time to promote myself again. Hi, I'm an artist. I have temporarily shut down my Etsy store because I'm tired of dealing with customers and would rather give shit away for free. I don't make any sense. Fuck you.
My wallet was stolen & my credit card used to buy white wine at a night club. I tell my wife I'll contact the club, find out who purchased white wine, get the cops after them. My wife looks skeptical. The thief also bought several movies. My credit card statement lists the titles. #dream
😘
Darkside of the Moon? That's the asshole. Need I say more? 🤔
Gay Ninja is real. 😳
Yup. 😔
Not yet. 😑
A wacky 1980s comedy movie called Gay Ninja.
It's now who you know, it who you let shoot you up with experimental hallucinogens that allow you to barter thoughts and dreams with the machine elves, who in return distort reality to your benefit.
Yes.
Yes.
There's a labour day but what day is "I don't want to fucking work day"? 😑
Once again I'm astounded that a letter to the UK gets there faster than a letter to the USA.
My life is a series of boner disappointments.
Do you want hot stainless steel boners or sad flesh boners? Choose now, lame boy.
The dead people in this cemetery don't want me buried there. "Go somewhere else you fake, you phoney!" All because I want to be buried but I'm not dead yet. So unfair.
Saint Sebastian is a twink.
Hot for Jesus
Yes. People are going to steal this shit.
You know you're in a fancy restaurant when they give you these.
My heart swells with love for this precious moment. Also my wife is there.
Jesus is always a little cross. 🤔
Jesus Christ!
I have misread your invitation and believed I was being invited to a cock out. I would apologize, but as you have no doubt noticed, my penis is glorious.
I have faith in him. 🥰
Pretty much. ☺️
If you have a fancy printer, you can print out your dumb memes and make them a permanent part of physical reality.
An honest day's work. ☺️
Come back to the dark side. 💀
Oh no. I heard it was very pluralistic. 😑
Back of a postcard.
Don't block me for my politics. Block me because I offended you with a joke about a cowboy fucking his horse.
I am. ☺️
The horse is not sad, though. 🤔
Trump died.
DOES SAID SHELF HAVE A PRICETAG BRO IF NOT IT'S JUST FUCKING BULLSHIT
Just a sad cowboy playing a sad cowboy song about a sad cowboy who fucks his sad cowboy horse.
You use "weaponized empathy" to try to make me feel bad for all the really shitty things I do. I rise above that like a chess master genius. People are sets of numbers on a spreadsheet. Sometimes I have to cross the numbers off. That's just life.
If it doesn't make someone money, does it even exist? A thing that can't be monetized is not a thing. It is inconceivable to us. In this way, humanity broke itself.
Rarely. 😑
I am a cat, though. 😾
Why can't we masturbate to a utopia in our heads? 🤔
Never not masturbating in some way shape or form.
When a cat on the street doesn't let you pet it and runs away, it's a hate crime.
Jerk off while imagining a future where we all care for one another.
The voices aren't always wrong. 🤔
Soiling myself with his fingers. Soiling myself with his song.
Like the shooting out a ping-pong ball trick but a burst of confetti.
I am not at home but it was a smoked habanero pepper one. Love that smokey slightly hot flavour.
I bought hot sauce today (I like flavours, not stupid heat) and the guy at the store talked like hot sauce is a fine wine. ☺️
"Sure, you're joke about mayonnaise is funny. But you know what's not funny? Literally everything on earth."
The thumbs up going through the O is fisting.
SHOE US YOUR BUTTE
Same, honestly.
Sexy Time at the Cinnabon
Donald Trump is not dead. He continues to play golf. He is merely dead inside. Shop as usual and avoid panic buying.
What if all the people at the mall food court suddenly stopped talking and turned and stared at you?
Also tempted to just pick random businesses and send them letters.
From the movie Arthur or the anteater cartoon Arthur?
She is. ☺️
My wife has suggested I just mail random art to art galleries around the world and it is tempting. I do wonder if they get stuff like this all the time.
Causing trouble.
They have a smaller version in Mauritius that I'm looking at. 😉
They're going to preserve his corpse and worship it and fall all over each other with glorifying speeches, all while vying to take over.
It looks bizarre. 😁
Exactly. 🥰
A diagonal line is just a straight line with a boner.
I like the sound of empty factories and static and someone yelling in the distance.
I like really stupid Ubisoft games where I can set the difficulty to "toddler" and then murder people with a sniper rifle.
This is a 5 hour playthrough video? 🤔
It's a thinking man's first person shooter? Then it is not for me. I want stupid shooting where a single sniper bullet takes down the bad guy. The Division? I have to shoot someone in the head fifty times while ducking and hiding? Fuck off.
I'm going to have to listen to them more closely. Are there other covers you'd recommend?
Was he an advertising executive? 😑
Wait for my next mail offerings. 😁👍
I'd like to thank all the shitty men for making me look great. My wife is impressed that I do my own laundry. The bar is set so low, it's amazing men keep tripping over it.
😭
Same. 🤔
Are they having sex in a tree?
There will be more eventually. 😁👍
youtu.be/tF3VaDG5qmA?...
I feel like no one could possibly understand why I am listening to these covers and laughing until I am crying with a kind of demented glee.
Oh my god. youtu.be/uGJsluVi7o8?...
As a Cardiacs fan, I did not expect to come across what I think might be a barber shop quartet cover of Cardiacs songs. youtu.be/YgZwU0ncfhM?...
"IF I WERE A BAD DOG YOU'D ALL BE DEAD" -- Cardiacs
I already sent you yours. ☺️
Maybe next time. ☺️