What if all the people at the mall food court suddenly stopped talking and turned and stared at you?
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This actually happened to me once, but it wasn't a good court at a mall, it was a soul food restaurant in Gary, Indiana. What I did was gently soil myself before ordering my food.
aug 30, 2025, 10:33 pm • 2 0 • view
Soiling myself with his fingers. Soiling myself with his song.
aug 31, 2025, 2:20 am • 1 0 • view
I would have once again listened to the voices telling me to take my clothes off in the food court.
aug 31, 2025, 12:21 am • 1 0 • view
The voices aren't always wrong. 🤔
aug 31, 2025, 2:21 am • 1 0 • view
I do usually blurt out the inappropriate, loudly.
aug 30, 2025, 5:56 pm • 2 0 • view
Same, honestly.
aug 30, 2025, 8:13 pm • 0 0 • view
Get my food to go.
aug 30, 2025, 4:17 pm • 2 0 • view
Best Moment for an accurate sneeze-fart and watch back.
aug 30, 2025, 10:44 pm • 1 0 • view
Ask who’s buying.
aug 30, 2025, 6:37 pm • 1 0 • view
I'd assume that I wasn't as slick as I thought, putting three boxes of Cinnabons down my pants then sauntering off.
aug 30, 2025, 4:35 pm • 3 0 • view
Sexy Time at the Cinnabon
aug 30, 2025, 8:12 pm • 1 0 • view
“If”
aug 30, 2025, 4:19 pm • 2 0 • view
Fart loudly to establish dominance and dance like I'd never danced before. Just flinging limbs every which way with maybe a bit of hopping.
aug 30, 2025, 6:21 pm • 2 0 • view
You mean they don’t for you?
aug 31, 2025, 7:13 am • 1 0 • view
Rarely. 😑
aug 31, 2025, 11:29 am • 1 0 • view