every skircle feels like a report card and i get an f in participation
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every skircle feels like a report card and i get an f in participation
I dare you to make me happy
If you’re giving someone a rusty trombone, don’t. That means it’s made of iron when it should be made of brass.
The ultimate, but not crazy
I’m watching and reading so much British stuff that I almost spelled it Labour Day and that’s just something you don’t come back from
Even a little is good 😁
•nods agreeingly•
About that rusty trombone...would you mind if it's going to be more like a tarnished slide flute?
Goodness. Did you want to stir up civil unrest?
I could def do this 😂
Sounds like experience talking
My Myers–Briggs personality type is JNCO.
Probably, any fucked up one will find a similarly fucked up person. That's why we've met here...
When everything is going wrong, be grateful you have no allergy to coffee.
welcome to your 40’s, that’s not heartburn. that’s just air now
Stop changing your profile picture. Choose one and stick with it for 25 years like a normal person
Me: I’d like to solve the puzzle Pat Sajak: Go ahead Me: I didn’t say I could
When driving, I feel it’s important to get acquainted with every curb.
🙋♂️
Welcome to your 50s. No one knows how, but you’ve screenshot your home screen three times today. Again.
This not being a daily troublemaker is exhausting.
OMG so true. She owes us one
LEWD
Like the pitter patter of feet on hardwood?
Make them spin until they turn into pancakes
🗣️ @trickykat.bsky.social
This might be a QP adventure 😂
Bluesky is dying. The only way to save it is to post feet.
😏
HELL YEAH
don’t talk to me until
Social media is the adult equivalent of going outside to play with the neighborhood kids.
I just figured out how to deal with a situation that I was thrown into in 1978.
working today because I spell labour with a 'u'
Geezus, Selma. I’m not the devil 😂
Labor Day is a Die Hard holiday
everyone has that special friend they can call when their poo comes out shaped like a candy cane
I stay on the cutting edge by finding new and innovative ways to make the same mistakes.
I plan to continue my search for vengeance this year.
Why'd they call it atheism and not 'god no.'
Idk, maybe post a selfie
Being a holiday grinch I’m still trying to figure out how to for Labor Day.
Owning a sea otter sanctuary would fix me
lacroixbor day
this is the kind of Monday I can really get behind
all of these AIs are useless. make one that tells me what i forgot right before i leave the house.
😂
😁🫶🏽
Shaddup, goofy goober 😂
Goobernatorial lol
You blink, and you miss all the small things
Imagine hating me while I'm stuck in traffic going to the office to do stuff that I could've done from home.
your Mom stole my Ravishing Rick Rude poster
guys,,,
everything destroys you in the end, the trick is to savor the good parts and hold on as long as you can
i am too serious a person to make poop jokes *burp*
I had to tell myself dad jokes since my dad is a dead beat
Magicians use misdirection and sleight of hand to jerk off in public
big sharks in ireland are called meg o’lodons
how about i sit on your face about it
You’re just making me delete drafts
trees that know ventriloquism can throw shade
she a FREAK
An app that lets you photograph a fossil and it will tell you which geologic era it came from. I call it a Period Tracker.
Chasing down the car that was next to me at the red-light so I can scream I was scratching my nose. I WASN'T PICKING MY NOSE.
Schrödinger's Cheeto
Manatees: (grazing) Mermaids: (driving by on a road trip) COWS
It's been six months and love has seeped into our mouths Stained our fingertips and left us covered in us So let me whisper Below your chin And let you decide Where love Begins
the space between your lips, creating ever denser matter, makes the universe sigh in delight until exploding into itself
stay at home surf dads
Like, the internet or…
Ending every conversation tomorrow with "thanks, Obama". Feeling a tad nostalgic.
BSFR
Snacks gonna be Dangerous
the debbie brothers
We appreciate the privacy. I’ll return him better than how I found him 😁
I mean, I’d hit it 😂
For all in tents and porpoises: beware of bears
live fast die young. come.....back......as........a.......sloth.
Sharing my cheese with the cats. If I don’t, they’ll kill me in my sleep
What do you look for in a man? @trickykat.bsky.social : THIS
This guy is pretty rad and am glad to see things going well for him.
Saco Sunday Maco Monday Taco Tuesday Waco Wednesday Thaco Thursday Fraco Friday Saco Saturday nuff said.
Cream cheese frosting is birthday queso
holding a toddler's sticky hand is one of life's greatest joys
GOD: *creating the earth ANGEL: I'm really excited to see how this evolves GOD: We NEVER use that word here
A problem should go away after repeating the word.. Fuck 3 times.
*gets a teardrop tattoo for every buzz I’ve killed*
just got home from a trip. the first thing i did was love on my kitty. the second thing i did was get intimate with my bidet
@moderation.bsky.app
Did you record it?
Booo. Lucky dogs though
Fucking best 😂
beans is where its at, people cannellini beans mung beans jelly beans kitty beans
Put this on a shirt
Just remember, the goal is to die a little every day, not all at once.
I got sick last year just before the photo shoot which is why lame ass John Krasinski was named People magazine's 2024 Sexiest Man Alive
🤗 (me, tickling)