Being a holiday grinch I’m still trying to figure out how to for Labor Day.
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Go to work?
sep 1, 2025, 6:56 pm • 1 0 • view
The ultimate, but not crazy
sep 1, 2025, 8:00 pm • 1 0 • view
Wow, some of these suggestions are pretty evil. I was just going to say round up all the spatulas and tongs from the townspeople and empty their propane canisters
sep 1, 2025, 3:19 pm • 2 0 • view
Goodness. Did you want to stir up civil unrest?
sep 1, 2025, 3:44 pm • 1 0 • view
It came without burgers! It came without ribs! It came without cutlery, napkins and bibs!!
sep 1, 2025, 3:48 pm • 4 1 • view
You go around at night setting everyone’s alarms to their normal workday wake up time and allow them to commute halfway to work before they realize what happened
sep 1, 2025, 3:06 pm • 2 0 • view
I could def do this 😂
sep 1, 2025, 3:43 pm • 2 0 • view
Take a management job and, from your family cookout, order an emergency Zoom meeting immediately to be run by your biggest office ass-kisser
sep 1, 2025, 2:57 pm • 6 0 • view
Sounds like experience talking
sep 1, 2025, 3:02 pm • 2 0 • view
if you’re implying I’ve ever called such a meeting you know what you can do with that pinwheel buddy
sep 1, 2025, 4:44 pm • 2 0 • view
sep 1, 2025, 6:34 pm • 3 0 • view
sep 1, 2025, 6:44 pm • 2 0 • view
Show up at the BBQ with vegan chicken salad
sep 1, 2025, 1:31 pm • 2 0 • view
Geezus, Selma. I’m not the devil 😂
sep 1, 2025, 1:33 pm • 1 0 • view