I'd rather be hit in the face with a frying pan than watch one second of the Bachelor.
I'd rather be hit in the face with a frying pan than watch one second of the Bachelor.
"pro-life"
trump finally appearing on a balcony on sunday like first of all my doctor said i may have set the world record for health
Another way to hurt the poor.
There's a psychic on TikTok saying his last day is 9/3. 🤞🏻
Terrible, horrible, no good, very bad rebrand.
Like driving a car into a wall and then getting out and warning the injured passengers that the road is dangerous.
do these guys realize they are just signing up for a recurring subscription
This is some goofy ass shit
Lmaoooo the WSJ publishing this after Trump told Murdoch to stop or he was gonna sue and even sent JD to Montana or whatever is killing me. All I'm saying is they must have the most concrete proof in history that some loud shit went down because they do not give a FUCK right now
"I went blind, what Epstein files?"
Donald Trump writing a letter to Jeffrey Epstein that's like "it's so cool being your special friend and having a cool secret it's neat that we have a secret together we're cool good secret sex friends" in a drawing of naked lady is the most donald trump sounding thing i can imagine
i’m sorry this is the first place my brain went…..but this really does sound like eyes wide shut dialogue lol
Here's a gift link.
Publish it again. Every journalist who has published Epstein stuff before should just publish it again.
Who amongst us hasn't written a birthday letter to a dear old pal, implying that we both share a horrendous dark secret?
hmmmmm www.bbc.com/news/world-u...
Knowing everything you know about Epstein and Trump read this yourself two-three times and ask what the most obvious interpretation of it would be.
I think it should be consistently pointed out that we are poisoning the entire city of Memphis, Tennessee for this.
“hey what’s up guys. what’re you doin’ after this”
If those text messages from Tyler Perry are real, all they expose is another billionaire who can't spell.
"Stay Tuned" says the reality TV host
I spy with my little eye tippy toes
It would be so great if Democrats weren't pussies.
What about "America First"?
There's seriously no way he won 7 swing states...
Fat fascist
Long nails harbor bacteria.
A comment that says "something isn't right about this" on pretty much any TikTok will garner approx one million likes.
I get that she's a stooge but she's also really, really embarrassing with that super villain gray streak.
there are cats older than ICE
At no point in this entire article of 16 paragraphs does ABC mention that another cop killed this cop by shooting her in the back. Nor does it mention the name of the cop who killed this cop. Nor does it mention that the civilians involved never fired at them. ABC might as well be state media.
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omg just fuck already
He was tweaking in the oval office like 3 days ago
Every day I have to hear about some asshole
"gracious"
Disgusting Restaurant Celebrates 30 Years As Small Town’s Only Option theonion.com/disgust...
(skull check only)
They need more poverty stricken workers for the factories.
He sounds like a little boy playing pretend.
I don't like how ChatGPT is overly nice and compliments me. It feels fake.
Weird how they keep saying they can barely afford to make any TV shows or movies and then this keeps happening. variety.com/2025/tv/news...
I think we can retire Michael Jackson impressions now. We've seen what we needed to see.
Goodnight
He is wrong 100% of the time.
vampires can't use face id and i think that's sad
Sweaty sleazebag
The evil creepy jerk in the story is the billionaire that is cutting all our federal programs and his own taxes.
The court is where we determine if someone is a person of crime.
I wouldn't put Pete Hegseth in charge of bringing the napkins to a potluck
No one: Kash Patel:
The moment in the movie where Lindsay Lohan realizes she swapped bodies with the FBI director
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Txt STOP to opt out of updates on war plans
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"Government Efficiency"
“Wait guys, P. Hegseth is typing…”
Mike Waltz just sent me this on gchat??
I showed you my war plans please respond
The entire country is being run by people who would either hide being bit by a zombie or openly brag about it
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Severance is phenomenal. In a class of its own.
Women keep standing up, where are the men?
Nobody is on Twitter
Remy Scott is the best character on network tv and CBS went ahead and cancelled FBI: Most Wanted. Give Dylan McDermott a show god damn it, let him shine.
Chuck's glasses make me even angrier than I already was.
He should also cancel coming to work and resign in disgrace.
21% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. 54% of adults in the US have a literacy below a 6th grade level.
He's not gonna cry, he's just high.
He crashed the stock market and is planning a recession. Who can afford an exploding tin can made by a nazi?
I love Mikey. It’s hard not to feel a little heartbroken for Demi. #Oscars
Sorry, but I did not think Adrien Brody's performance of "I'll be brief" was very good.
Adrian Brody is a pompous guy who pretends to be humble. Play him off. #Oscars
[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
If I were Diane Warren right now I’d be RIPPING out of the Dolby parking lot, doing 100+ to speed home to my cats
Couldn't quite see who they memorialized in the memoriam since they chose to make the display 30% of the screen. RIP to whoever we lost. #Oscars
The half an avocado I cut open and tried to save for later
putting the cunt in country crock
Interesting decision to give a best song Oscar to a movie that had collections of noise that many experts called “ear-killing”
"Little fact for you, "Anora" uses the F word 479 times. That's three more than the record set by Karla Sofia Gascon's publicist" - Conan at the #Oscars2025
No disrespect to James Bond but we simply don't have the time for devotions of that length. #Oscars
First explicit thank you to sex workers at the Academy Awards. #Oscars
It probably feels great to be a voice actor.
Fake conservatives have infiltrated the White House.
There's an excessive amount of embroidery on BlueSky.
It’s the shooter from Degrassi.
If you’re in line to sack Patrick Mahomes, STAY IN LINE
Super Birds 🦅🔥 Honored we could celebrate with you all 💚
Harrison Butker can go home now and make his wife a sandwich. #SuperBowl
The Eagles have won Super Bowl LIX, defeating the Kansas City Chiefs 40-22! This marks the Birds' second time claiming the Vince Lombardi Trophy. inquirer.com/eagles/live/...
The Philadelphia Eagles are playing a powerfully erotic football game.
Chuck Todd looks like Mr. Beasts' dad
There is no such thing as an "overwhelming majority" in 2025.
Who is investigating? We can't trust anyone who's loyal to the fuhrer.
It is their fault because they are 300 years old and refuse to retire.
Chuck, please retire. You're 99 and prob can't even operate a universal remote.
John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.