Must be another 3 million dollar golf trip

Happy Labored Breathing Day! Death rattle incoming! 🥂

We haven’t seen much of him since his 3 hour public boot licking.

Sleepy Don

They don’t want more pictures of the great and immortal god king covered in bruises and shit Fuckin corpse on strings at this point

He's probably at Mar-a-Lardo, cheating at golf. Just wait for the 3 AM rage tweets tonight.

Dead!😂🤞

How can this be!? He scored perfectly on the dementia test!!

📊🤔🇺🇸 This chart should make every American worker stop and think... bsky.app/profile/that...

So… we’re wearing black after Labor Day?

Cankle draining

Die now, please. Probably a fond hope, though. I remember seeing him puffing air on the South portico in 2020 like a goldfish out of its bowl, and he’s back even more dementedly vigorous than ever. A substantial portion of our GDP is devoted to keeping this Traitor from under sentence of death.

Vaxxed?

More russian blood transfusion?

Is he dead yet?

America, your president - woof!

what the french call les incompetant

I won't get excited yet. But, I have hope

I hope it’s painful too.

I hope that it’s beyond agonizing.

And humiliating

You think it's over when he's dead? Lol. It's never ending.

Is he dead yet?

Maybe he's just preparing for the ultimate test of patience: watching the grass grow on the 19th hole.

Have a great Epstein Files!

Maybe… But maybe he’s just resting up for a busy weekend of have his caddie drop golf balls all over the fairways and greens in advantageous places. 🤷

I said he'd start taking 4 day 'golf weekends' soon. His army of personal physicians probably have him hooked up to an IV right now pumping him full of nutrients to offset the diuretics pulling excess fluid from his extremities.

Did he extend his “no golf” streak past 2 weeks? Asking for a friend

He at least went to his golf course last weekend didtrumpgolftoday.com

People assume that he's golfing this week need to consider that he needs to be physically capable of going to a golf course on his own. Same with college football. If he loses, that's a whole will to live, right there.

@jaketapper.bsky.social

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Alright, we all know what to do. Troll, troll, troll. Get that blood pressure up!

my guess Is he in hospital getting an IV chest port for his medication and receiving massive infusions to try and stabilise him.

Trump is skipping the Robert E. Lee homeowners association celebrating no more Black people in the pool ceremony? That's a Labor Day tradition going back 50+ years!

Double holiday incoming?!!!?

IV drip, Big Macs and golf

Hopefully we never see him again

Tomorrow I cope, today I hope.

theyre putting his brain in a robot

Here's wishing him a three day weekend full of explosive diarrhea followed by several painful blood clots late on Monday.

I don't think dude's even been seen since Wednesday, unless I'm mistaken

There's a psychic on TikTok saying his last day is 9/3. 🤞🏻

Must've been a tough dialysis session

100% he’s dead and they just don’t have his double ready or they are panicking and don’t know what to do

Can you imagine the bottomless despair of being deemed an appropriate body double of actual Dump?

#LaborDay

Was it closed casket?

For the working man

We need him alive. As bad as this sounds, he needs to do more damage. Maga will have to definitely turn away from fascist trumpism and they don’t feel it yet.

Must be having a “procedure”

I hope he finds out if he goes to heaven or not. 🙏

Here, you can borrow ours.

Me, watching week 1 CFB

He doesn't put his child fucking parties in his official schedule.

*raping

Thank you for that. I realized it as soon as I posted that that children are unable to consent and therefore it is child rape. Punishable by painful death if I was the unproven god.

But Biden’s old and a shadow regime….

I've been asking this tonight and scouring pages that usually show recent pictures to go with their articles. Even the Guardian has an image from "Earlier this year" and the wording around what he has "said" is very carefully chosen - but if you click through, it's all his bullshit social platform

I think the fat cunt is either dead or dying and being Weekend at Bernies'd

It would be such a nice Back To School special if he's dead

Death of Stalin sequel playing out in real time?

bsky.app/profile/carl...

Clots and prayers

Flawless deployment

Ah, they’re just draining the old cheese out of his veins and putting in a few fresh quarts.

🤞✊

👀🙏🏽

🤞🤞

Someone check the golf course...

a medical procedure + recovery?

Just replace the UFO with his coffin.

Cankles break.

We aren't that fortunate on this timeline. That mother fucker's going to live to be 100 years old. They're probably keeping JD around just to harvest him in some sort of life essence transferring dark ritual

I'm currently listening to "Tainted Love", the extended version, and this gif is synching so perfectly with the song.

My dad was cremated on Thursday, so I can only hope he dragged that bastard into the afterlife given the chance.

Oh please oh pleass

Stand back and stand by.

Not even golfing?

He will hold many meetings

Sorta weird that Tapper and Thompson stopped reporting on the health of the sitting president on January 20, 2025

Once Trump leaves office and they feel safe he'll write another book. What a courageous man. So glad media in America is unbowed. I will trust them wholeheartedly if this country ever tries to get back to normalcy.........

yeah bizarre how that happened huh

Trump’s lazy weekend and constant illiterate blathering is definitely showing Biden’s age.

I'm guessing they don't put medical treatments on the list.

i refuse to get my hopes up.

... Am I going to have a margarita this weekend?

He’s getting cloned and rebuilt. 3-day weekends are good opportunities for that.

Come on stroke or major heart attack!!

He definitely isn't going to a union event this weekend.

Unless it is the Teamsters.

Duh he's playing golf

Me thinks ⤵️

Big golf weekend

Last time

HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL YEAH

bsky.app/profile/thee...

Hopefully he’s dead

And you're part of the party of "love trumps hate?" Sounds pretty hateful to me.

😂

nah he's ranting about tariffs on his site, but that doesn't mean he's healthy

he doesn't write any of those though

Or it could be an aid posting. He knows how to do all caps but I doubt he knows how to bold text. Oh and paragraphs. I think there were even paragraphs. I’ll have to look again.

He most certainly doesn't type anything himself, due to the illiteracy. Not saying he is dead but I bet his typist knows exactly how to fake his style without him.

His handlers have his socials. It's not always him posting You can tell by the cadence of the mania and the incomprehensible use of caps and punctuation For the last couple of days, it could as well have been a staffer or bot - I think he's at the least incapacitated

Oh yeah, I saw that rather articulate and suspiciously CAPS-free rant. 🤞✊

He must have people to rant on his site for him. I'd be very surprised if he didn't.

doesn't mean it's him either. We'll should expect at least one weekend at Bernie's of him ranting from the beyond

I have thought of that, how long could they keep the charade going? Edith Wilson was de facto president for 18 months while Woodrow was incapacitated from a stroke but that was in the 1910s, his administration was more competent and he wasn't dead just severally limited in what he could do himself

Would be practically impossible to pull off a Wilson with the modern tech/media environment. Especially when we're dealing with someone as obsessed with being in the spotlight as Trump. He goes off the grid for any more than 72 hours, that's a MAJOR red flag that something's off.

I think it'll just be a few days while he farts and sputters to his moist denoument. Peter Theil has a giant red button that says "king me!" which immediately triggers all his coronation plans, and he's been standing over it drenched in sweat for weeks now.

I imagine he'd love to have his couch loving puppet in the chair. That's why I doubt it'd be very long. while the advisors and staffers might have a motive to pretend he's alive, he is surrounded by ambitious and stupid serpents.

The problem comes with whether the GOP will listen to Vance, while they are cowards some are opportunists who doubtless have come to a similar conclusion I have, that if trump dies early enough then they can blame the fallout on Vance.

I kinda think that when Vance-Theil are fully running the show, they'll go for the whole banana. Some for of Reichstag fire, state of emergency, martial law, yadda yadda. They *want* chaos and state collapse to institute the monarchy.

They want it but can they do it is the question up in the air. Vance and theil lack the cult following trump has, the closest in their circle is musk. Still they lack what has made the entire congress and supreme court kneel to trump.

"Can they do it" is going to be an interesting ride. I want to say no, cause of all the morons. But they also realize this is their one chance to knock it all down and immanentize the eschaton, and if democracy wins, they're utterly fucked. Dangerous combo.

Like trump dies and Vance is president when the recession hits and food starts becoming expensive. They can say that Vance is the one that destroyed trump's economy because he was in the white house when the bad shit happened and people are stupid enough to buy it

He has multiple people authorized to sign in and post as him online. If we don’t see him on camera, we can assume the worst (best) :)

Don’t ruin my good time

Just ask Herman Cain(‘s account)

Crazy to think the last time he was seen was at the barbie movie premiere

He died doing what he loved: being secretly dead already.

Next Trump press conference:

Vance doesn't have to win an election.

He'll probably govern better dead.

But if he died, he would have a public event scheduled: his own funeral, right?

sus

🤞

He's busy betting on college football all weekend

Don’t tease me.

Did anyone check the obituaries 🙏

The whore Flotus must still be up to, nothing.

youtu.be/Tj2c6vJvyPA?...

Excellent joke.

Thank you, comrade.

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Is he visiting an old friend in a texas prison? In secret?

Medical treatments probably

I wish Rozen posted more here

He dayd?

This labor day, we will enjoy a paid day off, while roughly 800,000 imprisoned people could be forced to work against their will. Repost this picture to remind the public of the exploitation of the prison labor.

Is there a ‘last time since he’s been seen’ tracker somewhere? Because I don’t trust the administration to let us know when he might have, you know ….

There’s this: didtrumpgolftoday.com

Bruise watch, 2025