Asked my 8yo this exact question just the other day (I too was thinking about the random shit) and she looked at me like I was stupid and said ‘all the bits are really tiny, so not heavy’ 👌
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Asked my 8yo this exact question just the other day (I too was thinking about the random shit) and she looked at me like I was stupid and said ‘all the bits are really tiny, so not heavy’ 👌
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Our membership numbers are going up and up. Time to turn our country around. Join.greenparty.org.uk
Britain is not a country of racist bigots. Time for the decent majority to "take back control". Repost if you agree.
I’m sorry how long?
BREAKING: The BBC won't be sacking Rylan Clark because its presenters are only forbidden from expressing political opinions that are unreasonable, such as objection to genocide x
I think overall the benefits of IT outweigh the costs. But then I have had previous IT advice from @sirmichael.bsky.social , so maybe I am biased.
The publishing industry is in decline. Some say it's because of changing market dynamics. Others say it's because of technological disruptions. But the truth is it's because they refuse to publish my lovely book of Heartwarming Stories for Children.
Maybe there’s a nostalgia about the “simple solution” parties, in that they remind you of how thick everyone used to be. Maybe they remind you of being a baby. Thinking lovely simple things. Smashing a plastic hammer on some wooden pegs. Shitting yourself. All that clarity. Ignorance as bliss.
@flagwankers.bsky.social 🫡
Resistance is Not Futile: a tale in three photos…
To humanists, the universe doesn’t come with built-in 'meaning'. But that isn’t a cause for despair. Instead, it’s a reminder that if meaning, happiness, purpose, and love exist anywhere in the vastness of space, they exist here on Earth – because we create them. #Thatshumanism
Israel bombed a hospital. Rescue workers and reporters rushed to recover the dead and the wounded. Israel bombed the hospital again. Live on TV. Read that again. Our government’s legacy will be its complicity in crimes against humanity. End all arms sales to Israel, now.
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GCU: Manufactured Crisis @cultureshipnames.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
At least there are some holes being filled.
Anyone know who organised the good guys?
I knew someone would have got here before me. 🫡
IG in USA these days it’s necessary to differentiate from the Thought Police?
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Usually can’t stand Mark Easton and his pearl-clutching, but this was pretty interesting.
It’s called an induction hob.
A horse struggles to exist #art #animation #indieanimationday #horse
Sloping shoulders. Who knew.
The craziest thing about Donald’s meeting with Putin is that he’s a pedophile with his name all over the Epstein files and everyone knows it.
Don’t you just love water privatisation? No reservoir built in the UK for 33 years even though we all know global warming is making the UK drier. £73 BILLION leached off by shareholders. UK governments, Tory and Labour, did this to us. And they’re are still enabling this incredible scam.
Read it as part of my passage through SFMasterworks. Loved it.
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Who amongst us hasn’t cancelled the kids swimming lessons for a week so we can get the pan-fried monkfish in.
Momentarily excited after misreading as Master Chief.
someone is over yonder committing a genocide, in realtime, in front of your very eyes. you can say and do whatever you like, so what do you say to them? what do you do? well, if you're keir starmer, you say 'it's wrong', and you 'urge them to reconsider', and you do nothing
They’re not even necessary. Look at Gaza.
Please be good.
Valid concerns. I’d say at least all the data needed to rebuff the (inevitable) reporting bias will be much easier to point to.
Hang the bigots with their own rope.
No no no. 99% will of course come back ‘White / British’ It kills the narrative stone dead. It’s a good move.
This is incredible
Ostensibly would have been better.
What happened to Mace Windu???
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Having a great holiday! 😎
Everything about this is glorious.
Certified: Fess-wholesome. ✅🖖
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The word is 'shoot'
Labour are right to lower the voting age. But if they're truly serious about creating a fair democracy: Time to abolish the unelected House of Lords. And time for Proportional Representation for all elections.
People think money has ruined football but the sight of a rapist dictator standing next to a corrupt football official in front of a big gold trophy at a competition bankrolled by Saudi Arabia reminds me the game still belongs to us.
There’s a VERY good reason asylum seekers get circus tickets and Amazon parcels. But the Mail on Sunday was never going to tell you that. Here’s the crucial detail they left out: 🧵
Down the rabbit hole we go…
On behalf of every sane human reading OP, thank-you for posting this response.
HOLY SHIT i saw this as a young kid and it terrified me and I still think about it to this day. I never knew what it was … UNTIL NOW!!!
Irrespective of the hideous motivation and ostensible purpose -essentially just a distraction- bear in mind that the total actual real-life dollars spent on construction will be a tiny fraction of this number. The rest? Trousered. It’s corruption. All the way, and fuck all those who get in the way.
Is the correct take.
Yes but I feel that was righteous anger.
I’m really not sure whose side I am on here. 😫
And on it goes. Israeli politicians using UK media to stoke up outrage around Bob Vylan & Kneecap must be laughing their heads off at how easy it all is. I think this brings the Palestinian death toll *since the Glastonbury performance* in to triple figures. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Today, the UK government intends to ban the non-violent protesters Palestine Action as a "terrorist" group, exposing anyone supporting them to terrorism charges. In 2 days, 380,000 people have watched this video on YT alone. You're going to need a bigger prison. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECkV...
Movies as paper titles: Splinter, M. et al. (1990). "Traditional ninjitsu training increases overall survivability (OS) in an adolescent cohort of wood turtles, Glyptemys insculpta, exposed to ionizing radiation in the New York sewer system." Rept Gen. 90(6):407-409.
If this happens, then the American version of this is compulsory. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equestr...
No doubt. I’m just saying there’s more important places to spend our rage. 🍉🍉🍉
Imagine getting in the slightest bit cross about a tiny bit of someone else’s shit going in bin that’s already full of shit. Mind blowing. 🤯
It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
Happy Daniel Hannon Day to all who celebrate it. I hope you all enjoy the fireworks as we mark perhaps the worst piece of political forecasting going. www.reaction.life/p/britain-lo...
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Thanks for ruining my weekend. 😂😖
Shitting hell how have I missed the NIN again?! 😭😭😭
Looking at Facebook, remembering when we all joined so we could stay in touch with old and new friends. I don’t know what it is now, but that’s long been forgotten. It’s like picking up your phone and it squirting ketchup in your face because the boss of phones decided he wanted to run Heinz now.
Also loved it. But couldn’t break into the sequel. Might have another go at it…
Garbage.
What’s the best thing you ever made in CDT?
If they haven’t had a million cat videos by the end of the week then I will be very disappointed in Great Britain.
They’re always good. But this one is particularly good.
The Long Neolithic lives in the now. Not just in ard-marks and soil deposits telling of old fields systems. Not just in barrows, menhirs and stone circles. It lives as a sense of sacred when you cross into its umbra. It refuses to accept that age kills mystery. – Dr. K. Brophy #StandingStoneSunday
Someone smarter than me said "climate change is watching disasters on other people's phones get closer and closer, until the day you're the one holding the phone". I think about that a lot.
Godspeed American cousins. #nokings
Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
Three members of the Madleen team—Pascal Maurieras, Yanis Mhamdi, and Marco van Rennes—are still illegally detained by Israel and may be held for another month. Arrested unlawfully in international waters and denied basic rights,
One day. One day I shall own one. 😎
The answer to this question is always no.
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Annual performance appraisal.
Good point. We need to be careful what we amplify. Or we become the problem we’re complaining about.
Sorry, can’t accept this from someone starting a post: 3) Secondly…
Odd. Never been blocked by anyone before. By my standards I’ve been vociferous in my amplification of the journey of the #Madleen Hey presto… I’m getting blocked. Strange thing is, when I snoop the blockers accounts, our politics seem otherwise aligned. DGAF, obvs … but it is weird.
kind of just endlessly sad and grieving that there are so few voices in the public sphere making the basic principled argument that immigration is an affirmative good in every way and the best way for this country to serve humanity is to welcome people who want or need to leave their homes
Will they, at any point, be in Israel? #madleen
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