Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
And yet a trace of the true self resides in the false self
How and why do you still have this image on your phone?
i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
"there is nothing in the middle of the road but yellow lines and dead armadillos" is an absolute banger and belongs on either a battle jacket or a very punk cross stitch sampler
A thing that needs to be said that shouldn't need to be said. www.tiktok.com/@pearlmania5...
Was trying to find this to confirm it’s real. Turns out it’s from Threads and dril is killing it over there
today I learned that although former presidents get secret service for life, former VPs don't.
If you had told me in 2012 that Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign manager would be posting like this 13 years later i would not have believed you
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
Hey friends! Please help me playtest my logic puzzle! Mayor May Knott, my looong-term personal project (ravenousimages.com/may) is coming along REALLY well. Keep reading this thread for the puzzle! 1/10 #indieDev #gameDev #logicPuzzles #logic #puzzles
congrats! (immediately does the Boxleiter math)
The THIRD most powerful magic user in the DC universe is a woman who dresses like a showgirl and moonlights in Vegas. The SECOND most powerful magic user in the DC universe is a drunk bisexual disaster in a smelly trench coat. The MOST powerful magic user in the DC universe is a very shiny helmet.
right, that's the thing. people have been trying to do the thing which LLMs do for 75 years. it's like nuclear power, in that it is a technology which may eventually, arguably prove impractical for any real purpose and may have intractable waste problems, but which is still an incredible achievement
Yes
Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
With news of a reported settlement with Anthropic I went back to check the class action form and it now allows authors outside the US to input their address, so it may be worth adding your known pirated titles (from the LibGen pirate database) www.lieffcabraser.com/anthropic-au...
You and I have a couple of mutual friends who are in the book these pictures came from.
I dislike the new Cracker Barrel logo a normal amount
The Babies R Us? You mean the Bjornhub?
OK, here we go. Those bottom teeth just weren't working out. This looks much better, and he still looks just as creepy as THE HAT HARE. #indieDev #gameDev #unity #blender
why is it so important to strike this balance between friendly and creepy, you ask? It's because at night, mild-mannered Wilbur O. Burroughs becomes... THE HAT HARE!! 😱
hypothetically, if fucking a dog meant that there would definitely be 2026 elections, i would ask how you know the causality of that relationship, because if you can't explain how it verifiably does+will work, i gotta be real with you, it just sounds like you're looking for permission to fuck a dog.
Good news: I succeeded in making Wilbur O. Burroughs -- the rabbit man in Mayor May Knott -- creepier-looking. Bad news?: I somehow turned him into Christopher Walken. #gameDev #indieDev #blender
This post is for an extremely specific audience. It me. I am an extremely specific audience.
one of the many perils of having a filking coprocessor in my brain that's always running is that whenever I symmetrize a model in #blender, I get "Symmetrize" to the tune of "Crucified" stuck in my head. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptfZ...
Every monk has such a strange and unique face, the whole movie is very creepy and dense...some of the frame look like paintings
@pa.ulst.ar and @xaiax.net
Asked chat gpt how I can beat my wife’s boyfriend in a game of wits. Dennis, it’s game over once my phone connects to this bus station WiFi
meet me at the 10am Kpop Demon Hunters Theatrical Sing Along Event for an ass kicking
The parlor puzzle in Blue Prince
@alexstrook.bsky.social Windows emoji search works again! 🎉
I love cracker barrel. The food is great. We go there multiple times every summer when we're in Montana. The last time we went, our server had to leave in the middle of getting us our food because she went into labor. That is not a joke. We gave her a big tip and asked them to make sure she got it.
UN Squadron has entered the chat
This is super cute and smart and will get people together exploring the city and bonding but I want to talk about something interesting in these videos: personal iconography and simplicity. It's a thread!
Today's tongue twister: plush Shrek shorts
Oh, really love the texture from these paintings!
Johnny Carson voice: I did not know that!
You guys! Bluesky is now officially the new twitter! I just saw a joke about a news article before seeing the news article, and had to reverse engineer what the news was from the joke. Just like I used to do all the time on twitter!
How is it unconstitutional?
You're right, nothing can top this. Time to cash in your chips.
All my life I've been singing Front 242s Tragedy For You as "hats and gloves and needy nations on the run". That's probably not right, so let's see what it really is... Ah, sweet. Nobody else knows either. Every lyrics site has completely different lyrics there. I somehow feel vindicated.
maybe some things shouldn't be cake, gretchen.
Calling all creepy gross-up 3D artists! Come make creepy gross-ups for my exciting game project! #ArtWanted
@davecobb.com not that you are this guy, just that you'll get this bit.
you don't think about the fact that someone dotted every single one of those windows by hand until you see the video of someone dotting every single one of those windows by hand. fb.watch/BxUDEh4dxS/
King Photon Torpedo
I woke up this morning with a bad hull breach And my nacelles were missing again This happens all the time, they're detachable
I've seen a couple Evangelion title card generators going around so here's mine, newly re-hosted (RIP Glitch). Do the other ones simulate broadcast video in pure CSS by using individually animated red/green/blue drop shadows? I have no idea, but mine does. paulstarr.dev/eva/
This is the most dangerous shade your brush water can be.
It's what you take when you wanna get Debbie-in'
"Little Bunnythulhu" WAS on my 2025 bingo card, but I threw that one away and got a new one because it sounded too ridiculous.
It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4
I absolutely love to encourage my nervous unit to stow the chatter and remind them that we’re doing this one by the books.
@gralefrit.bsky.social You have to see these! A friend of mine has been collating a series of images entitled "Things my students have written turned into Philomena Cunk quotes" and they're just glorious.
I've just been offered a dream job: doing exams in the nude while my teeth fall out.
I honestly can’t believe there are still any AI skeptics out there. This tech is obviously revolutionary
Hammer go smash.
*after getting my head punched clean off my neck in the first round* ah but now it’s round two
"Weird" Chappell Roan
almost 2 months after release, and we're at 20 000 home squeak home owners across Switch and Steam... thank you so much 😭!!
Lmaoo
aaaand, right to my list of Xmas presents for my kid!
UN chief António Guterres says the world is on the brink of climate breakthrough. More than nine in 10 renewable power projects commissioned in 2024 were less expensive than their fossil fuel equivalent. Solar was 41% cheaper on average and land wind 53% cheaper. buff.ly/EWOfRu6 #ShareGoodNewsToo
you, naive: believes that man is fundamentally good. me, wise: is dipping cheese-stuffed pizza crust in humus
Me too. Except the part about still respecting them.
The person who invented the video game joystick has disappeared, they down right up and left.
is the first one Lilo's handmade doll Scrump?
I have a feeling everything's gonna go really bad in August regardless, so here's a gif that conveys that sentiment.
I, the 70s vampire, grew weary of cover bands playing nothing but "Funkytown" and "September" and "I Will Survive". Thus I slumbered for 50 years, and have awoken to a new age, with 50 years of new music! Now, let us hear what the cover bands of the 21st century have to offer... ...oh no.
Love me a bit of Sade.
oh no, I don't want it to be sad...
what a fabulously creepy song by a fabulously creepy-looking guy!
I also like how he picked this quiet, reserved guy (who's apparently a producer but this was his only acting role) for a scene where the dialog reads like it was written for a swaggering, violent character.
I remember thinking "where's the weird David Lynch guy who appears in a scene that could be a dream or could be a moment outside of time and says weird stuff?" and then thinking "ah, there he is."
❤️ the Incredulity of Saint Thomas one.
there's only one right answer. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN6j...
Starting mid-August, I’m available to conjure up horrors for your games, books or films in exchange for a piece of your soul (and a piece of your budget).
Screenwriter: ...but it's only 2 years in the future. Director: Good point! *to Art Director* Keep all that stuff, and also have everyone listen to music on cassette tape, and watch VHS movies on CRT TVs!
Screenwriter: this story is set 2 years in the future... Art Director: say no more! Here's my concept art for a flying car, and a city on the moon, and a fully-autonomous robot that looks just like a sexy lady, and a gun that shoots freeze rays...
I don't know who needs to hear this, but... // Update is called once per frame #unitydev
The DC police department should take a page from ICE and station a bunch of sex crimes detectives outside the Republican National Committee offices, just waiting for perps to arrest
ozzy osbourne dies everyone: "enjoy hell (complimentary)" hulk hogan dies everyone: "enjoy hell (derogatory)"
hoooray!!! "Tonight in Los Angeles, California, thousands of teenagers will drive up and down Hollywood Boulevard, endlessly searching for... Squeakross".
...also Iron Maiden
for a while I had "13 Above The Night" on loop while I was working on my own cozy game. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUw8...
"There is no Salvadoran death camp, and anyone who says otherwise will be sent to the Salvadoran death camp."
They're confusing ass rock for butt rock.
Honestly real gyms should have Leaders like in pokemon. Just some dude who stands in the corner and if you outlift him you get a cool trinket and a gun
Nintendo has always had the sauce but a lot of their magic comes down to “These people have been making games their entire lives and they actually want to teach youngsters how to make good games instead of sabotaging them to make Line Go Up.”
emoji search is broken in windows 10 btw, i thought I was crazy but no, it's windows update
I just noticed the same thing today and assumed that I, too, had lost my last tenuous grip on sanity. Hope it comes back soon so I won't have to hunt through pages of emoji just to give someone the ol' 👍
I saw Flavor Flav in the mirror