In space, no one can hear you preen.
"How will this end?" "In fire."
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In space, no one can hear you preen.
Yabba Dabba Doo.
Lotta ketchup stains to cover.
He should have defected.
The kerning! Check the kerning!
Soylent red white and blue.
Vegas.
When he kicks off I hope his cabinet all shut down like the battle robots in Star Wars.
Shots. Fired. #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
Melania's prayers probably drowned ours out.
This really looks like a matter for Scoob and the gang. I bet the wheat grass was being stolen by cook wearing a mask all along.
“What we are seeing in Alberta is as extreme as we’ve seen in the southern United States and other centers of book banning” www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...
Ten if you count the life-sized Jesus she has hanging from each ear.
The mind reels at the thought of what could be lurking on the business end of a pub dart.
I bet she's played a lot of solitaire.
I'm also Canadian. I live in Calgary and work in the oil industry. The closest thing to an answer I've heard was "I like that he's right-wing but I think this guy's going to cost me money." This from a guy who mainlines Fox and Rogan and Carlson and Levant. (not me)
See, R2-D2 has this arm with a little cup on the end...
If there’s something they won’t cry about I haven’t found it yet.
The hat makes me think the US should change its national anthem to a laugh track.
Nothing Danielle Smith does astonishes me. Lots of it disgusts me but I can't say she surprises me.
Renewed calls for Alberta to offer the COVID-19 vaccine for free to all who want it, after the government reinstates coverage for health workers Latest from me👇 www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Not Alberta though.
Always wanted to see that on Next Gen: "Computer, this sentence is a lie." "Nice try, Wesley. Backgammon?"
They ought to just change their national anthem to a Wilhelm Scream and be done with it.
GAME ON!
GIANT radioactive shrimp. The kind the Japanese have to count on Godzilla to deal with.
Sounds like a good idea to me but that depends on which direction the tanks are facing.
I bet it absorbs spittle a treat.
Flour is the spice of life.
P.T. Barnum would need a team of researchers and an atomic clock to figure out how fast suckers are being born these days.
#NowPlaying on original #vinyl that makes me remember why I have this on CD,The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway ( Genesis, 1974).
It's not my usual cuppa tea, but yes!
Pull the string!
Just like how the Hun couldn't run their trains on Russian tracks during the War because the tracks were of different gauges! Why do I know these things?
It's okay if it was on a dare. I had a similar experience with a Milk Bone once.
He stole my water.
slightly diminish a band: The Alan Parsons Hobby
Working on it...
Shucks.
I bet the boys in KISS will love the pole dancers.
The You're Not My Real Mothers of Invention.
I still have my doubts.
In that big warehouse next to the Ark of the Covenant with luck.
New world order who dis?
"I prefer the hands-on touch you only get with hired goons." - Montgomery Burns
Internal injuries followed by recovering from the subsequent organ removal surgery was a doozy. Ever since when I'm asked to rate pain I just laugh.
Careful. My dad died partying like it was 1999.
Options are limited when you're too dumb to drive a truck, to honest to be a telemarketer and too moral to be a priest.
#NowPlaying on thoroughly enjoyed original Canadian #vinyl Purple Rain (Prince, 1984). Kinda catchy.
Fate denies everyone pierogi every now and then.
Loved his album Maggot Breath.
Or just one really big one!
They say when America sneezes, Canada catches cold. They don't say what happens when America drops trou, soils itself and rolls around giggling in its own filth but we're about to find out.
Imagine how she'd feel if they weren't so lazy and had put a little effort into mocking the wretch.
Who keeps taking these pictures and why aren’t they helping?
I still have my doubts.
Fine. In order to stave off the inevitable demise I will post a picture of some books I like.
No problem, we already know she's garbage.
They just want to be super-extra-sure that Trump is as pure as the driven snow.
All the headlines read like some spy code code broadcast over the radio in World War II. "And to our boys in Dieppe, the President is on the roof. I repeat: the President is on the roof."
And a purpose.
He can still bring the house down with Jumpin’ Jack Flash though.
WHERE’S THAT KID WHO’S ALWAYS MOWING MY LAWN
Probably just coincidence.
Is the child Greek?
The same, only with a Spin Clean.
“Alberta’s order is precisely about banning books, as its direct effect is to force school authorities across the province to remove from their libraries a host of books deemed inappropriate by the state.” #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli edmontonjournal.com/opinion/colu...
"Pokey."
The Builder Trousers look like something out of Asterix & Obelix.
#vinyl #NowPlaying Replicas (Gary Numan + Tubeway Army, 1979). New wave English weirdness.
L'Chaim!
Current Events isn't too impressed with the moment either.
Jeff and I were scheduled for Covid vaccines today, got to the pharmacy and told we couldn’t after all because not over 65 and immunocompromised. So we need to wait til October and pay (but even then it’s not a given they’ll be available). Thanks and fuck you, Alberta government.
His tie is pink.
So Superman’s living in the water tower now?
Blue Velvet is one of nature's perfect movies and Ben is a big reason why. Here's to Ben.
I get those as well but we don't have toll roads or a DMV in Canada so I think they might not be bringing their A game.
If they want another state we should just rustle up some paperwork and have a little ceremony and Bob's your uncle; it's their newest state. I won't tell them if you won't.
Can you imagine the Fuhrer over these ads if they were real?
Because he's a legit Canadian citizen and we don't want him either. Don't give them any ideas.
So much for The Midwich Cuckolds.
@steveboots.bsky.social we finally found it... Saskatchetwo!
First thing I learned in the Alberta Hunter's Ed program is that every gun is loaded but the second thing is that if your feet aren't happy, you aren't happy.
#vinyl #NowPlaying a Canadian pressing of The Friends Of Mr. Cairo (Jon And Vangelis, 1981). I wonder what the other songs on this album sound like.
It's pretty simple. Maxwell will go free, then she will say that Trump was there to protect the innocent young girls from the real sex pests, then Trump will continue to wreck everything like none of this ever happened.
Chuck Mangione is dead. Elevators all over the planet stand at half-shaft.
Warn them that there's no drinking on campus. Enrollment will drop like a stone.
Haven’t felt this old and out of touch since people started going on about Coldplay. Whoever they are.
Tourtiere.
"Mr. President, how will drug companies profit if prices are reduced 1000 percent?" "Volume!"
“Very Guys” in Quebec.
#NowPlaying on Spanish #vinyl the 2023 reissue of Tres Hombres (ZZ Top, 1973). Presumably the North American release was just called “Three Guys”. Before my time.
There's a greater than zero chance Jimmy Olsen summons Superman with his watch in this.
I've been reading a (very) little bit about this thing with Trump's veins, and I think what's happening is his blood isn't so much unable to get back to his heart from his legs as unwilling. I think it's trying to escape out of shame.
A Nazi owns Twitter, right wing billionaires own the Wall Street Journal and the LA Times, and CBS is run by a right wing nepo baby who just fired one of the network’s biggest stars for criticizing Donald Trump. Here’s why America has a left-wing media bias problem.
Discussing Hedy LaMarr's frequency hopping technology with her. She was a very nice lady. Pedro Pascal thinks I'm scary lookin', but we were working on the same set so that's hardly random.
Looks like all of it.
