i hope he heard everybody on Earth praying for his death last night
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they are obviously switching him out for a clone or body double impersonator.
aug 30, 2025, 4:11 pm • 3 0 • view
Melania's prayers probably drowned ours out.
aug 30, 2025, 8:37 pm • 2 0 • view
all that praying did was result in rudy giuliani getting rear ended. what a rip.
aug 31, 2025, 8:28 pm • 2 0 • view
I don’t think I’d say I prayed. I had the beginnings of a couple of decent jokes so I guess I was marinating.
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aug 30, 2025, 5:34 pm • 4 0 • view
thoughts and prayers
aug 30, 2025, 4:16 pm • 1 0 • view
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aug 30, 2025, 3:56 pm • 4 0 • view
hope the celestial power heard the prayers and acts
aug 30, 2025, 10:20 pm • 0 0 • view
He did.
aug 30, 2025, 6:59 pm • 1 0 • view
He believes everything he reads online, so he probably spent at least a morning shuffling around going 'woooOOooOooo' and moving stuff thinking no one can see him.
sep 2, 2025, 9:06 am • 0 0 • view
That is not dead which does eternal lie…
aug 30, 2025, 3:27 pm • 2 0 • view
I went to bed thinking about D&D, blissfully unaware that somebody had thrown a wrench into the rumor mill. Turns out you can't make bread out of a wrench either.
aug 30, 2025, 3:23 pm • 1 0 • view
Real "Ghost of Christmas Future" moment
aug 30, 2025, 3:20 pm • 1 0 • view