Don't do it don't do it don't do it
Don't do it don't do it don't do it
A little like someone blocked the release of the Epstein files while you were all stressing out?
"Decline of the United States as a world power." By jingo by gum fuck the fuck off. 🤣
Was thinking about this a couple weeks ago on my daily ramble from office to coffee sludge. Our downtown has built up and the ground level is becoming increasingly feral. LED lighting fucks with color and theres a sharp contrast between the urban decay below and the sterility above. We're there.
Eyes are the window to the chicken embryo of the soul
Ah shitweasels. Could you imagine a country run by them? Hang on I've been under a rock this past year lemme bust out the old newspap--oh no. Oh no no no
I think the lesson here should be that crafted works are fungible and fallible but a lousy Yelp review is forever
Spandex Mafia get this memo? 🤣❤️
I'm heartbroken that's your takeaway 🤣
I will never not giggle at Richard Breast's nickname
Fuck it. As long as they remember your name. Ride or die for Ea-Nasir
Broadly speaking I'm generally in favor of subverting corporate intellectual property. It's the highest form of art
Irregardless is a perfectly cromulent word. Seriously you need to embiggen your vocabulary
Cinnamon rolls that you ran out of time to roll out and just stuffed into a pan
Was going to head home but am avoiding it because Moms got dementia and there's no telling what she'll say this time
Sure you love em as flies but have you ever seen them as rattail maggots. Holy mother of Lovecraft 💀
Marvellous weekend. Sé's really getting the hang of working a trail, and for his efforts he got the mouthfuls of feathers he was hoping for; Sprucie and a Ruffed Grouse headed for pie-dom. 🥰🐕
Ok so I put a set of those glasses on Mr. Potatohead now what
That's Pyle. Don't mind him, he's been like this since the Soap Party they gave him during basic
Weird that a fascist is dog whistling white supremacy? Not really.
Accountants and auditors might have the worst parties but they are pure chaos in bed. It's all those damned numbers it does something to them. That hard left to Rhodesia is funny as hell but well within spec 🤣
And now you know why even a fired out Airstream has such insane resale value
I just hope that they cast another Scotsman to play the Spanish one and make him do nothing about his accent
Holy crap yes. Surrealism before I knew what surrealism was 🥰
Your concern for others is inspiriational. Please, allow me to hold your coat, your hat, and this motherfuckers arms ✊❤️
You misspelled "face" 🥾
It's a supply problem. COVID vaxes aren't very shelf stable and are in short supply; local Pharmacy policy is they'll only book if there's an ampule in the fridge they can put your name on it and within the shelf time. It sucks. Hope you get your dose buddy 🤷
"I'd hit it like a caveman"
So what you're saying is that I've been doing it wrong this whole time. Good to know 👍
Wait so that boingy thing at the back of ones throat isn't the Cervix?
Yeah no. You'd need to subjugate us, and last I checked slaves don't get a vote. Don't even entertain that filth.
I don't like this timeline where I agree with a Royal 🤢
I too am hoping for news of 4 heart attacks--one for each chamber--and that in the Post mortem his ticker will too be found to have weighed 10lbs, stuffed with ricotta cheese
Canyonerrrrrooooooo
Nazi ice punks fuck off
I once had a nightmare that Mr. Peanutbutter was my attending physician and now I have the cold sweats all over again thank you oh so much
Finally a socially acceptable place to display my Baby Sitters club collection
There's always after. Spain came out of it Romania came out of it they all eventually wake up. That's the good news. Bad news is there's no getting back the decades wasted jerking off, and being parasitized by, a dictator. The scars on those places are all still there.
Would have been a better shit protector if they'd put it over his head
The light at the end of that long dark thought tunnel is that there'll be another Piazzo Loreto when it's over.
Nevermind gun ownership. Explain to me why such a person should be allowed to remain in society?
Had 3 of them in a year if you count the surgery which went in the same way. Honestly the worst part is and always will be the jug of dishwater flavored de-colon-izer but it beats dying of ass cancer or a septic ulcer ✊❤️
Clearly not enough propofol you poor bastard. This is why you ALWAYS sneak in a 6 pack for your Anesthesiologist
The "Epstein list" is only relevant if you believe the words of a serial pedophiles over literally dozens of corroborated victim statements.
For reference, the engine nacelle off a Revell 1:144 scale Concorde Airliner model, glued to ones temple with paraffin gum and with some vigorous eyerubbing is a great novella-faithful Johnny Nmemonic costume
You strap a brick to your face and smell the last users Dorito breath while you awkwardly add interpretive dance to a voice chat session until you get seasick. I do love me some VR fantasy violence gaming but what a fucking boondoggle
Patently incorrect. Dude on the receiving end just took a fist sized mainline of Propofol. There is no way in the world he ain't smiling after that.
Yeah, that one needs an immediate followup "what the fuck why" and if the answer isn't "unreliable narrators" it's time to put the boot in
It's not too late for him to develop a septic ulcer that'll ooze and stink for the rest of his life. And who knows? We might luck out when it's over and he bursts when they stuff his bloated carcass into that box. There is precedent for all of this 🥰
Sorry Snoop who? Never heard of him
Lol AI is eating its own [tiger] tail
Right there in the opening fucking paragraph. "Ladies and gentlemen of the goddamn jury." Nabokov was an epic troll.
Nah this tracks. If you recall that we live in the timeline where people think Lolita is a love story, then it all makes sense
Selection bias is a strange and powerful force
I for one am relieved to see something that's identifiably "Chicken" in a McNugget
Bwaaaaaahahahahhahha real scholar this one
I have very little hope or compassion for people willing to take reproductive advice of any sort from Elon goddamn Musk 🤣💀
It's on my bucket list. I'm curious to know if being allergic to Kiwi the Fruit will make me sneeze if I get close to a Kiwi bird
Lol you'll never win the million dollar prize with that attitude
Pseudoscience and fascism have always been pillow-friends
Ugh. Not a long time enough ago, nor a galaxy far enough away for this drivel. 👎
They could have produced exactly the same results with a dozen random stuffies and a toy tea party set.
Notepad+++plusplus+plus++ Fuck copilot right in its coal devouring ear
Rule 1 in home security: make stealing your shit a bigger pain in the ass than the next guy. Damaged the lock but they didn't get in. When installing a security door consider bracing the door frame at the deadbolt hasp to foil the basic Crowbar attacks and encourage the dipshit to move on
I had been led to believe by his music that Snoop was made of tougher shit than this. What a fucking embarrassment.
The thing that creeps me the fuck out is that there isn't a discussion about birth rate that doesn't at some point degenerate to arguing about which kinds of babies are being born.
Bookmobileshop
Your time is precious you could break a spider plant pot over a Nazi's head for efficiency
Rot in piss, bigot
Carl doing God's work
My kid is personally responsible for at least a third of those streams 💀
Cheery/Cheri Littlebottom would have messed them up real bad with an ax for talking that rot
The troubling part is that concern for a nations reputation--not for the genocide that is being perpetrating on its behalf. That's fucked up.
Dat Lime green grenade launcher tho
So... NOT the same as Moldovan folk wrestling?
I prefer the kind of Darwinism that doesn't require a shitton of coal's worth of power to keep em out of the gene pool but it'll get the job done
Same t-shirt club Jesus fuck I need a coffee 😶
Gayyyyyyyy! ✊❤️ Congrats you two!
It's called Crabitalism and it makes us all run and smile
I feel like Sam Neill as the devil is honestly a better timeline than the one we're on
Are you asking if I want to buy a ticket on a ship that's not been built using technology that hasn't been developed, heading to a planet that isn't confirmed habitable? Because the answer is obviously 'Yes'.
Nazi punks fuck off
Debbie Does Dallas. This is the lead up to the infamous Shower Scene
I listened to an AI generated Punk Rock song once. It had a fucking beat drop halfway through it. Cask strength ear cancer
The question isn't how you get an ass up the minaret, the question is how you get the dumb fuck back down again
Cyka blyat ggwp *spams chat
Both things can be true. I bawled my eyes out while I balled my eyes out with a melon baller
Ah the fabled Denny's Mobius Slam. The meal continues on the other side of the plate as shown below
"Sometimes I have no sense at all/ As most flawed men are want to do/ Just say fuck you/ Pavlovian rude, a menace too/ Pay homage to your bad attitude" -Bad Religion ✊❤️
I see no reason to be polite about it. I'd personally be happier with a "fuck off" button
Yes but can someone send the horse some sugar cubes?
"Pepto bismol but fizzy."
Get a Ghostbuster. Think Boston creme donut but with whipped cream instead of custard. If you're a purist Sour Cream Donut plain or glazed.
*later that afternoon
Well I don't see any magnets around so obviously it was ghosts
*coughs in solidarity
Wishing nothing but the best in trenchfoot for this deplorable fuckwit
"I sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "Flee at once - all is discovered!" They all left town immediately." -Mark Twain
Nah probably want to stay the fuck outta Winnipeg. Heat doesn't usually go up that high but the humidity stays right up there through September. That said if you wanna bookend your Heat Stroke with some frost bite c'mon up here mid January or so we'll sort you out
