Leaving out milk and cookies for the grim reaper tonight.
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Leaving out milk and cookies for the grim reaper tonight.
Pew pews wont cut it now. You need drones.
I'm really hoping people like Alex Jones fans aren't coming after this kid next.
Now it's 4chan 2.
I think its worse than just diddling kids. He must have killed a few.
Qanon got fooled into voting for the deep state
SINNERS
www.courtlistener.com/docket/45246... Don't forget what he did to Katie Johnson. And then threaten the lives of her family to get her to drop the case.
🚨 BREAKING: Republicans are lashing out at the creators of this new ad. They're TERRIFIED. It must have struck a nerve. Maybe they don't like being outed as pedophile-protectors. You know what to do: SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE! #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles
Unfuckable hate nerd
As a West Virginian their barbecue's not even that good.
Same
Don't forget Lincoln was assassinated the same week Lee surrendered. Sooooooo..
Too bad Insurrectionindex.org is gone, otherwise we can cross reference it
legalclarity.org/your-right-t...
Well the concept of American exceptionalism is highly adopted by the people who least represent it. And well Uncle Sam's kind of a mascot for that exceptionalism.
I now pronounce you Monster Energy Drink and Whiteclaw. You may punch the drywall.
Kid Rock is what happens when a pack of Marlboros makes a wish to be a real boy.
Kid Rock has the power to turn Bud Light into domestic violence.
Dressed like If Evel Knievel and Liberace had a son with fetal alcohol syndrome.
It makes sense when you find out he was home schooled by a pigeon.
Hey now, leave his sister / daughter out of this.
Well you see, Kid Rock makes music for people who are attracted to their own family members.
Who knows how many holes he's punched through the drywall tonight.
If they want to go low, I'll drag them to hell.
You can only make so many songs about copper theft.
An electric Sawzall magically appeared in my hands like a white trash Excalibur.
He looks like a guy who would pay his babysitter in Marlboro Miles.
He's a guy who makes music for people who know exactly how much Sudafed you can buy at once.
Kid Rock came on the radio while I was driving, and I somehow accidentally stole my own catalytic converter.
I couldnt find the video of Robin Williams talking about male cheerleaders, "Put me down or buy me dinner".
Y'all, is it gay to hang out with a bunch of cheerleaders? Now excuse me, i must yeet this woman.
I've known what women have wanted for a long time. To be left the fuck alone.
Why go alone?
Nice
wE nEeD a SaRcAsM fOnT.
Jorken DaPaenus
If Trump invades Mexico and makes Mexico part of the United States. What happens to Mexican people that are here? Do the ice raids stop?
I didn't forget but thank you for reminding me
Is it normal for my phone to shut off when I open up this article?
Homeschooled by a pigeon
Got that shit right
Building a potato gun for long distance sammich delivery.
Why tho? It's book circuit time! Lets do some podcasts!
J6 never ended
He had to have killed at least two or three
I'm tellin' all a Yall It's SABOTAGE.
Fuck that, give another one to Obama
I think you're overlooking the most important thing which is a broccoli headed shrimp getting bag tagged in DC. Now that warrants a National Guard response.
I wonder if something important happened in early 2021 that would have distracted from this.
First infiltrated in 2021, who was president in 2021?
I haven't seen that many inflamed red assholes since Diddy's last freak off.
J6 never ended
*border agent looking at multiple cans of cheese* There is no way this is real there's got to be drugs in there.
No surprising he campaigned on Revenge.
Shit man, who didn't. Oh, sorry. (Excluding MAGA) who didn't?
Virginia didn't kill herself
Ashley Furniture strikes again.
It was easy. Convince some q believing stooge that secret service has been compromised and cant be trusted. Only he can help protect Trump. Park him on a roof with an earpiece and feed him instructions on who to fire at in the crowd. BANG, Queue photo op, pop his dome, call it a day.
Making Adolescent Genitals Available
Flood their zone
We need evidence, not some idiots Dan Brown fanfic.
Ex-CIA Whistleblower: "The NSA Audited The 2024 Election, Kamala Harris Won" “In December 2024, I was personally involved in an NSA‑authorized forensic audit of the 2024 election. Kamala Harris and Tim Walz won—by a wide margin. Trump lost dramatically.” tinyurl.com/dUvleG
Q was a psyop to get 1 pedo elected.
Winning is everything. Winning is the only thing.
"What if the deep state tricked us into electing them."
Scrub your social media before you try it though.
Sabotage from the inside? That's another tool of theirs that we can use.
*ego that size. Maybe someday we'll get an edit button.
Oh I highly doubt that. An eagle that size nobody tells him what he can and can't do.
How many girls did Trump steal from him? Is this a sex trafficer's game of tag or grab ass?
There are blue dots in the red seas.
From a guy named Guillotine Hunger Force?
*a wild robot stumbles out of the bushes* *it casts VERIFY* www.snopes.com/news/2025/08...
He had no need to fly to Epstein's Island really because he was running his own teen pageant. He had underage Spa girls working in his Resort. The only reason he would have to go to Epstein's island is to have someone different.
Clarksburg is just sentient pepperoni rolls and the Italian Heritage Festival.
Martinsburg should be Baltimore Junior.
Theil's not going to blow himself.
Looters. They have become the thing they hate.
Can't even get child marriage repealed or outlawed.
They will gladly sacrifice them for a chance to meet their hero
GOOD FRICKIN' MORNING🤪 MY FRIDAY THOUGHTS EXACTLY😳🤣😎
They are rigging the 2024 election not just because they will lose. But also they need the seats to call a constituional convention. They intend the erase it and put a new one in its place.
Good for him but he's still not to be trusted
The first tip off is that the building is brown
Well at least they don't have to hold on to the ceiling fan anymore
It's not going to stop them from trying, come on
I would have loved to have bought sone right after that. Imagine finally having something the rich cant buy.
Make Adolescent Genitals Available
Fuck! I love that picture
She's been covering his tracks for a long time
It's not just about majority. They need to votes to call a constitutional convention. That way they can rewrite the Constitution as it exists now. If they succeed the Bill of Rights will be gone.
You know shes too old for that.
