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Mary Woodring

@madamew.bsky.social

Quietly fulminating in the upper left corner.

created November 14, 2024

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Profile picture Kepano Kolohe (@alala55.bsky.social) reposted

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1/9/2025, 11:03:45 AM | 258 123 | View on Bluesky | view

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Quit getting my hopes up

31/8/2025, 6:22:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And that’s an instant block, comrade.

31/8/2025, 6:14:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Want

31/8/2025, 6:13:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mary Woodring (@madamew.bsky.social)

Just read an article in the NYTimes detailing the disparity of experience of Disney World among a working class family and a tech exec’s family. Like our country, Disney used to be democratic. Not any more. Like most companies, (and our government,) they now cater to the rich. Eat rocks, proles.

31/8/2025, 5:41:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

SARAH PALIN: "There are going to be death panels!" RFK JR: "Technically, it's just me."

29/8/2025, 6:47:04 PM | 10620 2296 | View on Bluesky | view

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Crumple him up and throw him away.

30/8/2025, 1:12:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unhinged.

30/8/2025, 12:59:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Should’ve his broken his little bottle of love potion number nine long ago.

29/8/2025, 5:42:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denise Wheeler (@denisedwheeler.bsky.social) reposted

The new ICE song by Jesse Welles nails it. ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures. Losers with power become the most dangerous kind. (c/o Caroline Codsi)

29/8/2025, 12:18:30 AM | 13302 4506 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate 🪷 (@kateculliton.bsky.social) reposted

Yeah, you should.

28/8/2025, 12:31:51 AM | 1248 753 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus fucking Christ.

27/8/2025, 7:42:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤢

27/8/2025, 7:40:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe this time with the whole cabinet in the room.

26/8/2025, 6:53:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Instablock

24/8/2025, 8:00:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 7:53:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(Spoken as someone who also has cvi.)

24/8/2025, 2:45:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nah

24/8/2025, 2:44:39 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Elias (@marcelias.bsky.social) reposted

“Totalitarianism in power invariably replaces all first-rate talents, regardless of their sympathies, with those crackpots and fools whose lack of intelligence and creativity is still the best guarantee of their loyalty.” ― Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism

24/8/2025, 12:47:56 AM | 12445 4459 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 1:28:17 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’ll work

24/8/2025, 1:26:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 1:18:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“We” are clearly morons and they know it. Exhibit A: the current occupant of the White House.

23/8/2025, 12:37:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s my governor!

22/8/2025, 10:16:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pig

22/8/2025, 12:41:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder if his brain problems have anything to do with pesticide exposure from being on golf courses constantly.

22/8/2025, 12:31:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not hard to make, though. Eating out or takeout has gotten way too expensive.

22/8/2025, 12:19:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Knock over the tower makers, too

21/8/2025, 8:54:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He meant THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

21/8/2025, 8:50:59 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In a just world the entirety of Hawaii would be a reservation for native Hawaiians. (Like it was before we stole it.)

21/8/2025, 8:48:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cascadia

21/8/2025, 8:41:06 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tahoma is one of Mt Baker’s (Kulshan’s) wives. She left and journeyed south because she was jealous of the other wife. Allegedly.

21/8/2025, 8:40:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m far more worried about the “full rip” earthquake we’re due for.

21/8/2025, 8:36:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If the mountain blows, the communities in real trouble are considerably closer to it than Seattle’s 96 mile distance. Lahars *could* reach Puget Sound, but would be fairly diminished by that time. The ash wouldn’t be fun, though.

21/8/2025, 8:33:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anytime? ☁️ 🌧️ 🌧️

21/8/2025, 8:25:44 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is Steven Miller playing pocket pool?

21/8/2025, 8:18:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Blocked

21/8/2025, 7:59:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Costco, for one

21/8/2025, 7:58:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A good Iyengar yoga teacher could help with that by using props. I never got hurt in an iyengar class.

21/8/2025, 7:34:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He would prefer to be wearing a black tie and a black uniform with cute little skulls on the collar.

21/8/2025, 7:11:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me too. Little jerk.

21/8/2025, 7:08:07 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s worth a follow indeed.

21/8/2025, 7:07:27 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As Eisenhower said, sometimes to make a problem smaller you have to first make it bigger.

21/8/2025, 6:55:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My entire state has mail-in voting

17/8/2025, 10:11:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andie Sophia 💛🤍💜🖤 (@andiesophia.is) reposted

sometimes you encounter a work of art where you know additional context would explain the whole story but also ruin the purity and the majesty of the art out of context

a comic panel under the caption
16/8/2025, 11:13:31 PM | 157 38 | View on Bluesky | view

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Too bad he got nominated by Trump. It will forever leave an asterisk by his name.

14/8/2025, 6:30:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wonder who he voted for? /sarcasm

14/8/2025, 6:27:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

Notification about the Kennedy Center Honors:

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14/8/2025, 5:16:39 PM | 21035 6982 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or we’ll stop eating meat.

14/8/2025, 5:58:20 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Man do i ever hate her suck-the-chrome-off-a-trailer-hitch waifu face. How much of her cosmetic procedures are we the people paying for, I wonder?

6/8/2025, 7:50:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck the Washington Post.

6/8/2025, 7:45:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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FAFO

5/8/2025, 5:56:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You are a mensch. Keep it up, man.

5/8/2025, 5:48:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She’s just going to lie, anyway.

3/8/2025, 3:10:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Pavlovitz (@johnpavlovitz.bsky.social) reposted

thiswillhold.substack.com/p/ex-cia-whi...

31/7/2025, 11:35:47 PM | 4184 2208 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe somebody should introduce him to Google and the question: how does one store power from a solar energy system?

26/7/2025, 1:22:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Meanwhile 14 rural hospitals in my state are at risk of closing because of Medicaid cuts.

26/7/2025, 1:07:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A lot of people in that area voted for this.

26/7/2025, 12:43:48 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Block this turd.

25/7/2025, 9:07:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mary Woodring (@madamew.bsky.social)

Poltroons In Government Service Immigration agents told a teenage U.S. citizen: “You’ve got no rights.” He secretly recorded his brutal arrest. - www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

25/7/2025, 8:48:12 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather Cox Richardson (TDPR) (@hcrichardson.bsky.social) reposted

July 24, 2025

25/7/2025, 4:16:03 AM | 1020 293 | View on Bluesky | view

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Block this illiterate turd.

24/7/2025, 6:30:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 (@kojamf.bsky.social) reposted

South Park So. 27 Ep. 1

24/7/2025, 2:34:40 PM | 440 119 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hahahaha

23/7/2025, 6:12:54 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed Hirsch (@edhirsch.bsky.social) reposted

20/7/2025, 5:46:19 AM | 13 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pets Against Trump… (@trumph8ters.bsky.social) reposted

When someone asks what parenting be like… 😂🤣 🐵 🥰

20/7/2025, 1:55:52 AM | 19174 3676 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/7/2025, 5:55:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please

20/7/2025, 5:45:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kaffe fabrics make me so happy! I am so glad he’s still with us.

17/7/2025, 2:28:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks

15/7/2025, 5:49:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I call that move “rolling out the fur carpet.”

15/7/2025, 5:41:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hate this fucking country.

15/7/2025, 5:39:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is that Xerophyllum tenax?

12/7/2025, 10:00:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Starship Troopers vibe.

12/7/2025, 9:55:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted

The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe. Will we listen to his words today?

10/7/2025, 5:02:13 PM | 30941 12748 | View on Bluesky | view

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If he really wants to hurt dump he should come clean about what he did to rig the election. Of course, he’d then go to jail so that won’t happen.

7/7/2025, 3:10:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The yard looks like hell because we stopped mowing due to some ground nesting birds. And the deer have eaten a lot of the ornamentals. My hopes of being on the garden tour are gone.

7/7/2025, 3:03:48 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I buy deer food off Amazon, (please don’t tell my neighbors.) They also like apples and carrots.

7/7/2025, 3:01:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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See you and raise you.

7/7/2025, 2:59:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture I Post Animal Vids... 😊 (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted

Happy bear cub playing in sprinkler is what every #bluesky timeline needs... 🐻🤗

5/7/2025, 7:48:19 PM | 14178 2199 | View on Bluesky | view

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I loved seeing that one fucker fall down when chasing her.

1/7/2025, 5:36:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vomit

29/6/2025, 12:10:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Grimmelmann (@jtlg.bsky.social) reposted

The Supreme Court's conservative supermajority has set up a system that sharply restricts what the government can do lawfully but puts almost no limits on what the government can do lawlessly. That seems bad.

27/6/2025, 3:52:03 PM | 147 58 | View on Bluesky | view

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When I worked as a bus driver the line was that the actual cost of a ride was MUCH higher than the fare. It doesn’t seem like too much of a stretch to make it free.

27/6/2025, 5:30:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Public pools cost money everywhere I’ve lived. But they are less essential than transporting people to work or school.

27/6/2025, 5:28:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His constituents will suffer. Why doesn’t he care? He must think they hate Democrats more than they love getting healthcare.

27/6/2025, 5:20:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also Walmart, Starbucks, ad nauseum.

27/6/2025, 5:18:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think that was sarcasm. They don’t seem like a supporter of the orange menace.

27/6/2025, 5:17:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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open.substack.com/pub/robertre...

24/6/2025, 1:30:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The fact that lightning did not hit him argues against the existence of god.

22/6/2025, 6:41:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen (@abbyhiggs.bsky.social) reposted

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

22/6/2025, 12:47:00 AM | 62884 14096 | View on Bluesky | view

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From the comic by Dave Stevens. I wonder what he would have gone on to do if he hadn’t died so young.

22/6/2025, 5:15:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hilarious

22/6/2025, 5:06:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was about to call bullsh— I mean AI, and then looked this up.

21/6/2025, 3:08:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture energy9086.bsky.social (@energy9086.bsky.social) reposted

21/6/2025, 2:58:27 AM | 5 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

an easy disguise: all you’d need are some black masks

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21/6/2025, 1:32:58 AM | 35642 7495 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Monica (@softtail65.bsky.social) reposted

I looked this up, and yes, it is real. I've included an article about it in the comments. Please share for those who may need it. Thank you!

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20/6/2025, 4:07:24 PM | 4153 2450 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fatfaced chucklefuck.

21/6/2025, 2:44:43 AM | 32 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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open.substack.com/pub/levremem...

21/6/2025, 2:39:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I loathe that fat faced chucklefuck with every fiber of my being.

21/6/2025, 1:36:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view