In his defence, he did have a different spouse in each.
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In his defence, he did have a different spouse in each.
Does it also express a preference for gold spray-painted tchotchkes from Home Depot?
There’s a Simpsons episode where Homer realises he’s stuck in quicksand. He decides he’ll reach down with his arms to pull his legs out. Then, realising his arms are now stuck, he decides to pull his arms out with his face. It is a distraction. But also a new catastrophe which requires attention.
Beginning to think this isn’t really about fighting crime.
Did Blanche’s interview at any point ask Maxwell if she was aware of, or involved in, Epstein’s crimes herself? That would seem to give a pretty good indication of her credibility.
The new “tjariff” range from IKEA will be pretty special.
“Outmanoeuvred” here might be a massive overstatement.
Seems bad.
Rough to hit an anthropomorphised Sharpei with a community note.
Weird that Trump has only seen emergencies warranting federal intervention in heavily Democratic-leaning areas. I’m sure that doesn’t portend anything bad for the future.
Texas - where the right to life stops at birth.
President Goldfinger.
#AUSVBIL Itoje is a grub, and the Lions should be embarrassed to celebrate winning like that.
Itoje trying to prevent Wilson from speaking with the ref is grubby. #lionsvwallabies
It’s pretty obvious at this point. We’ve known all along that Trump was close friends with Epstein for many years. So it’s inevitable that his name would be in the files. The reason they’re panicking is not because Trump’s in there, but what they say he did.
Colbert should run. It would create a perfect symmetry with Seth Meyers’s Correspondent’s Dinner motivating Trump’s run.
I assume this is the play - have the DoJ apply for release of the transcripts, knowing a judge will refuse. Then it’s the ‘crooked judges’ who won’t release the info.
I have never before in my life wanted Rupert Murdoch to triumph.
From the cartoon League of Justice headquarters? Seriously, what is that courthouse?
And a lifetime judgeship for him is especially significant, as Bove is obviously a member of the eternal undead.
That’s only so he can hide the Epstein files in amongst the food.
Tiny penis says what?
How does the judge allow it?
That said, I would proudly put “FIRED BY PAM BONDI” in all caps at the top of my resume.
This seems … ill-advised.
“With great confidence and zero homework” is this administration’s motto.
A friend of mine joked that an effective counterprotest might be to dress up as Keystone Cops or Monty-Python-style knights and walk along with them, harrumphing and making over-the-top displays of law enforcement.
@strictscrutiny.bsky.social Loved the new episode, but you really missed an opportunity. In light of the three DIGs this term, SCOTUS needs to be re-branded “The Gang That Couldn’t Cert Straight”.
Like milk in the sun.
Well, McDonald’s had a Squid Game Happy Meal, so I’m guessing not everyone understands he message.
Could you please explain something to a non-American? Why does an injunction restraining the federal government doing something wrong in an individual case not, in effect, prevent it from doing that thing nationally anyway?
@strictscrutiny.bsky.social In light of the upcoming decision on nationwide injunctions, can you please explain to non-Americans why KBJ’s questions in oral argument isn’t infallible? Why wouldn’t an injunction against the govt in any district restrain them from engaging in that conduct altogether?
Can almost see the bone spurs.
Caine said that Hegseth was deeply concerned about operational security. Jeff Goldberg would like a word.
JFC
How drunk is Hegseth right now?
Waiting for Damsky to be nominated to replace Bondi.
If the figure jumps substantially, one possibility would be (as @pbump.com suggests) that it’s a very low total number, amplifying the percentage increase.
The one on the left is Macklemore.
Presumably they blocked it because the Ten Commandments are fundamentally inconsistent with the current administration?
So eye-wateringly thin-skinned.
Every concept in this headline is awful. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/14/u...
A man impersonating a police officer assassinated a Democratic state legislator in Minnesota, Gov. Tim Walz said on Saturday, and killed the lawmaker’s husband. The assailant also shot and injured another Democratic lawmaker and his wife, officials said. nyti.ms/4jRTrvw
I think the worst part of America’s descent into fascism that it’s at the hands of such bumbling dumbfucks.
It can’t be a coincidence that he’s called out the military for a show of force a few days out from the parade.
Oh, *that’s* what the Insurrection Act is for.
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social They have once again defied parody.
She seems nice.
It’s not like they would bring him back and indict him to pull focus from the Musk brawl, though, surely? Not this administration, with all its principles and character and whatnot?
This is exactly the point.
A) What’s with the hair in that photo? B) He looks like Aunt Lydia.
Perhaps a bit optimistic for the Tahs to have finals hopes in any event.
I’m not sure whether to be impressed that Musk slid into the government, using the promise of massive cuts as his in. Gets in, cuts off the investigations and prosecutions against him and Tesla. Makes a mess of some other things so it’s not obvious, then f—s off back to his businesses.
Nice
This is truly shocking. Could have sworn he was already a convicted sex offender.
Can’t you just imagine that tubby f— jumping on Oprah’s sofa?
Here for it.
The “DVD removals case” sounds like a distinctly 90s-era problem.
“She means ‘fewer.’” - a Harvard graduate
I mean, it’s a Tesla …
Does this judge regularly use exclamation marks?
This is brilliant.
Giving strong “Lucille Bluth” vibes.
Breakking: chaser.com.au/national/sus...
She knows Pete Hegseth, right?
What’s wrong with Howard Lutnick’s suits? Surely he can afford better suits, and someone to tell him how to wear them better?
Looking forward to Skadden representing Jack Smith pro bono, as it would seem to fall within the scope of this order.
This seems bad. SCOTUS says these challenges have to be brought as habeas petitions, so Santa Monica Goebbels starts looking at how to foreclose habeas.
They’re fighting, alright.
Welcome to the next episode of America’s ongoing dystopian nightmare.
Just listening to this now, and heard your comparison between Trump and Gaddafi. Can we please work out a way to get Trump dressed up in Gaddafi-style military costume?
Also, if those are the bad guys behind him, it would seem there’s about a 1000% chance he’s about to get shot in the back.
She seems nice.
Fantastic. Great move. Well done Angus.
They desperately want him in another job as well, perhaps?
Sky says that Angus Taylor and Andrew Hastie are the front runners to replace Dutton as leader (had been jockeying in case the LNP lost and he stepped down). If so, it would seem Albanese is on track for a third term.
The Washington Post has called it, but James McGrath would still like to wait for the pre-polls. 🤣 #auspol
Antony Green on ABC has called Dutton as losing his seat to Ali France. It’s huge news. Notwithstanding, I will never not think of the Hong Kong bakery chain DeliFrance, when I hear her name. #auspol
Antony’s computer sadly retired yesterday.
Less than ideal that his screen has retired a night early, too.
Want to go see your grandmother on the other coast? You’ll need a passport for that. We’ve made a paperwork error and are abducting you to an El Salvadoran gulag? No problem.
🤮
Between this and not understanding the etymology of the word “science”, Yarvin is an abomination to language (as well as a blight on humanity, but important to put these things in their correct order).
Attacks on judges, colleagues, undermining democracy.
👊🇺🇸🔥
It seems like an easier task than explaining to Trump what ‘reciprocal’ actually means.
I know it’s a dumb question for an alternate universe, but surely if Waltz has to go for the Signal chat, then Hegseth can’t be far behind?
Might be about time for him to retire, methinks.
