Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
I hate they they’re just the Diet Coke of furry that so many anime things do though Sir that is not a furry, that is a regular-ass human with cat ears and a tail
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I hate they they’re just the Diet Coke of furry that so many anime things do though Sir that is not a furry, that is a regular-ass human with cat ears and a tail
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social)
Yep, Pokémon Concierge is still The Cutest Damn Shit
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social)
If you have sex on company time does it count as getting paid for it
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social)
God I really hope the tube strikes next week get called off or getting to my parents on Tuesday is gonna suck so bad for me
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social)
Okay this weeks’ Panty & Stocking was probably the best episode since the season opener
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
What is this mythical uninterrupted 8 hours of sleep you speak of I don’t have lower back pain but my upper back has been bad for like 4 years at this point X_X
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean at least for characters created in the last 30 years or so I was generally thinking in terms of ‘first piece posted online’, but good point Like who *was* the first person to ever draw Bowser’s dick and what was the image
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social)
Do you ever just stop and think that for every fictional character, one piece of r34 of them will be the first one that was ever drawn Like it actually makes me curious as to what the very first r34 of any given character actually was
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
Ahh, I’m on iOS. Is that still an option?
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait that’s a thing you can do?
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
Like 99.999% of my music library is either from anime/video games or adjacent Then the tiny remaining fraction is mostly pop music from the late 90s for childhood nostalgia reasons
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t really use any music streaming services since I still prefer to buy my music so I have no idea what they’d say about me Aside from probably calling me a Fucking Weeb
Weredog! (@were.dog) reposted
You can finally assemble him 🧩🦊
Kamira (@kamira.bsky.social) reposted
Why do we not have guys like this being brought on national TV and having these talking points analysed? Oh yeah.. Goes against the narrative they rely on to maintain power and control..
angie - commissions open!! (@dranoko.bsky.social) reposted
zangoose tail waggling #pokemon #pokemonart #furryart #furry #ocsky #hoenn #zangoose
priscilla page (@priscillapage.bsky.social) reposted
once again tapping the sign
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social)
Oh god I’ve encountered three spiders in the space of like five minutes (if that) this evening What fresh hell is this
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean to be fair too much water can cause just at many problems as not cleaning enough XD
alexyz 🍱 (@alexyz.bsky.social) reposted
You know what? I'll post this here too, why not. It's so fucking stupid but whatever- 😭
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social)
Holy shit I saw this advertised on Facebook and it is 100% the next Wonka Experience waiting to happen Like everything from the obvious AI slop to the blatant overpromising that will no doubt underdeliver I hope we at least get some good memes outta this shit www.thehalloweenfarm.co.uk
Dane 🔜 OK Comic Arts Festival Table 34 (@monkeyminion.com) reposted
I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean it’s either that of a slice manifestation of the souls of the innocent
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
You know, ever since I first saw that picture in like 2010 I’ve never been 100% sure what it actually is Like I *think* it’s meant to be a slice of toast but I’m honestly still not sure
Only Jerry (@dahecksajerry.bsky.social) reposted
(Take two, because the rest of the images somehow didn't upload): Some of July's sketch suggestion from Patreon, and the first one with a theme - Tarot!
✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Almost Ready to Start Teaching” ✪ (@jongraywb.bsky.social) reposted
They done lost they damn minds lmao
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social)
Is there no Witch Watch episode today or has it just not gone up on Crunchyroll yet?
Mess! C")_/) (@itsmess.bsky.social) reposted
tried getting out of bed and my cinderace politely said ten more minutes
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
I was thinking about how nasty those look but then I got distracted when I remembered how some people see the Colonel’s tie as a tiny little body with a giant head and now I’m just trying not to laugh out loud and wake my partner up
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
To be more positive about it I am incredibly glad that the series finally managed to win me back. I was so completely done with the series this time ten years ago that I honestly didn’t think there was anything whatsoever that they could do to make me genuinely care about the series again.
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s somewhat petty of me but hearing that the Sonic series was struggling to survive a decade ago and seeing the recent increase in people saying ‘wow yeah those years were actually really shit’ feels so incredibly validating Like thank fuck, it wasn’t just me then
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social)
Basically being a trainwreck worse than the mid-2000s was. Honestly I’d say it lasted longer than just until 2017. From my experience most fans still stuck with the series through 06 whereas much of the 2010s was bad enough that it actually drove off people who had been fans for *decades*
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
Also I don’t know if it’ll help for you but nowadays for racing games I basically always swap A and Y on Switch to use Y as accelerate because holding A for any real length of time does a number on my wrists and I have no idea why anyone would make that as a control scheme
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
I honestly don’t get what part of ‘Act like the button is being held down all the time’ they struggled with. It feels like they’ve just overcomplicated it by trying to make it smarter than it needs to be.
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
So it seems the options are to either forego the starting boost, or get it and then deliberately let go/ slow down drastically until it kicks in again. Neither are ideal.
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
Normally this wouldn’t be a problem but the fact you still have to press the accelerator to get the starting boost complicates it a lot.
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
The problem being you basically have to slow to a crawl before the game decides ‘Oh actually maybe they do want it after all’ and have it kick back in
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
From what I can tell it seems to be oddly and nonsensically dynamic. Like, it’ll take any press of the accelerator as an assumption that you *don’t* want the auto-acceleration any more and will disable it Then the only way to get it to come back on it to let go again
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s honestly just so baffling that this show exists. It frankly would have been more understandable had it been a few years earlier. But at a time where they were actually trying to unify the Japanese and American continuities they put out something that basically resembled neither
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social)
Sonic Underground is an absolutely fascinating show because for as sharply divided as the Sonic fanbase can be it’s a nearly unanimous agreement that Sonic Underground is just irredeemable ass
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
I turned on the auto acceleration but somehow it seems broken and barely works most of the time
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
Bowser and Charizard, easily
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought we’d all just established at this point that the actual dark ages for Sonic were like the majority of the 2010s
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
Hate to say but it’s already sounding like there are reports of him golfing today
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social)
This is what happens when I go and see Summer Wars in the cinema after not having seen it in maybe 13 years or so
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social)
Me when the tsundere is a typical anime girl: Ugh so cliche and cringe, how could anybody actually really like this Me when the tsundere is a big stompy reptile man who could split me in half: I think I’m in love
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social)
Occasionally I remember that I learned the term ‘tsundere’ from that one Gintama episode where they ran out of toilet paper
Casey Explosion (@caseyexplosion.bsky.social) reposted
People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social)
Jet’s voice (Japanese) sounds ever so slightly off in CrossWorlds Like he’s talking faster and his voice is a bit higher than usual It’s almost like he hasn’t had a major speaking role in 15 years and his VA forgot or something
MotorRoach (@motorroach.bsky.social) reposted
If a creepypasta turns a kid friendly game into a horror experience, then a creepypasta of a horror game should turn it into a pleasant experience where absolutely nothing bad happens Instead of a jumpscare, you get a jumpnice :)
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
Yet oddly other times it seems to work fine. So unless it's my imagination, it's either broken or incredibly finnicky
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social)
Not sure if I'm just imagining things but it feels like the auto-acceleration in Sonic Racing CrossWorlds is kind of broken? I could be wrong but I swear it feels like I still just slow down massively most of the time if I don't still hold down the accelerator
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
No shade to anyone who *did* drop out of school, it's just to use a GCSE equivalent as a bragging point like you have a PhD or something is just -embarrassing-
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social)
I remember for -years- my Dad would brag about his O-Levels like it was some kind of huge flex he had over me Until one day I actually looked it up and they're literally just GCSEs Like Congratulations, you ...got the bare minimum of a qualification short of just dropping out of school?
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
Clearly Jolteon is only allowed to be scared or upset :<
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
‘Hyrule Warriors’ as a Zelda game is absolutely infuriating for this.
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
Literally not a single happy one among them
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
Even with the Eevelution Line stickers, this is literally all the variety it gets
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
Also I've thought this for a while but I feel like Robin is probably the one Straw Hat where I actually prefer her post-timeskip design overall
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social)
Up to the Reverie arc in the One Piece dub Wow every episode really is just 50% recaps and flashbacks at this point huh
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, most likely. But at the moment I literally have one physical Switch 2 game so it feels a bit weird treating it as a separate collection just yet.
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
No, but there’s a much blurrier line between Switch/Switch 2 games than there was with GC/Wii.
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
So I won't even be getting that many physical Switch 2 games to make a separate group worthwhile
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I'm leaning more towards that. Also frankly unless key cards become less of a thing I feel like I won't be buying anywhere near as many physical games this time around as so far I'm only buying physical for ones that actually have the game on the card and digital for everything else
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
The first time I actually failed a puzzle outright felt like such a defeat
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, agreed. It spends so long conditioning you into thinking it's a silly easy baby game and then suddenly it decides to escalate out of nowhere
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly alphabetising games always ends up bugging me a bit because my brain is screaming at me to group all Mario games together but then you get stuff like 'Mario Kart', 'Mario Party', 'Super Mario etc etc that messes that up
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social)
Sorting my Switch games alphabetically and I really can't decide whether or not I want to include Switch 2 games in that as an overall collective 'Switch family' group or count them a separate alphabetised collection
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
Also I made the mistake of buying all the DLC -before- I got Charizard Meaning I massively increased the gacha pool and decreased my chances of getting him
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
I was caught so off guard "But.. but this is a dumb game for babies? ...I'm baby????"
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social)
As much as Pokémon Friends looks like an easy baby game at first glance Some of the puzzles actually get kinda tricky on the higher difficulty levels =|
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
Friendslop just sounds like friends with benefits coming back for more
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social)
Shadow gets a new game and then a few months later we get a racing game with Extreme Gear and Jet the Hawk, man it feels like 2006 all over again Wait that’s not good
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social)
I am practically doing a Do Not Hurt The Awoofy run in Star-Crossed World because they are Very Good and hurting them makes you the villain actually
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social)
So scary
Kazzy 🍊(Selfie Commisson Closed) (@hikazedragon.bsky.social) reposted
Digimon V-Pet Battle! 👾 Weregarurumon 🆚 Black-Weregarurumon
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
I can’t think of any way out of this situation and I don’t know what to do.
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
I just want to be able to live my life without having to keep dragging myself back to my parents every single week. It’s expensive and tiring and I hate that we’ve had our house for five years and I’m still only there for 4-5 days a week.
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
In 2022 I managed to come out to my mum and brother and tell them everything, but in truth they have no control over the situation. It made no difference. If anything it made the situation even messier.
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social)
Tomorrow is five years since we moved into our house. My family situation with my parents is still at an absolute stalemate and I’m still going back and forth between our place and my parents in something of a double life. I can’t see any solution to this situation. I hate this.
Gabriel Fonz Gutiérrez - OPEN FOR WORK (@gfonz.bsky.social) reposted
Bancholeomon #Digimon #Fanart #Bancholeomon
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I use it occasionally but I feel like some people use it as their default view which just seems like asking for trouble.
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social)
The mistake here is using the Discover tab. Ever since it was introduced I just don't really use it. Frankly the best way to avoid things you don't want to see on social media (for the most part) is to only view posts from people you're actually following.
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social)
Okay but why is public transport so completely shit
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean part of it will be because he literally hasn’t had a major role in any game since =|
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social)
Post a movie gif from the year you were born
Mark Teo (@mahzes.bsky.social) reply parent
I assume so, I meant more in terms of importing merchandise.