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I think you know who is keeping his hands covered because AI isn’t great at doing hands.
Every second I am not asleep is “woke nonsense”. Coder, hobbyist note and word vomiter. Music: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL208MT4TnkVDu2tR2oP6k__MMb549LjPN
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I think you know who is keeping his hands covered because AI isn’t great at doing hands.
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#LookAndSee (188) #MusicChallenge “World is turning Hope it don’t turn away I need a crowd of people But I can’t face them day to day … Now I'm livin' out here on the beach But those seagulls are still out of reach” youtu.be/C9CkvAQkQLs
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It didn’t click with me until The Fonz got covered with bees.
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My dad lived in a cottage in Wales for a while that was about 300 years old. Wooden beams across the ceilings about 5’10” from the floor and I’ve been 6’2” since I was 14. Must have brained myself multiple times a day when I visited. Can’t help thinking it’s going to catch up with me at some point.
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A good start would be forcing them to preface their every response with: “This response is from an AI that can easily get things wrong: …”
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I don’t have much of a sweet tooth but very occasionally I’ll fancy a bit of chocolate. Think the last time I bought a big block of Aero it was a quid. Now it’s two quid. Even chocolate digestives are £3.50 and this was in a supermarket not a corner shop. It’s mental how much prices have left up.
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he booted himself up his own arse and disappeared into the black hole
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You seem to have dipped on the happiness index, Mr Quantick. A team is on their way.
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#readandplay (458) #MusicChallenge #MusicSky Chris Sievey sans the Frank Sidebottom accoutrements. youtu.be/N-cvurlm9wA
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“…as we carry a watch today” raised a smile.
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Instant drunken access to a small fortune and most of a lifetime of the resulting hardship.
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UK - A heads up for an upcoming emergency alert test going out on all phones at 3PM on Sunday.
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#elude is a prelude without the PR some of us burn brightly yet we never want to star scattered through this void after we are gone you may observe a glow from secret words and songs #vss365
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#LookAndSee (187) #MusicChallenge “We're still watching Your rainbow through the shower And we still see you In every sunflower We're still watching I make days from the hours And I still see you In every sunflower Every screaming sunflower And how they scream of you” youtu.be/NT92bh3CzoA
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“And come back next week when we will build Epstein Island”
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Unless it’s books on tax law in a library fireplace and the world has suddenly been plunged into a new ice age.
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This is glorious youtu.be/lt5jVpno2yI
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One for the Bot Anal Kill Gardens.
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He was great in Goliath. RIP.
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She’s—dodge—dodge—dodge—dodgin' over a fare, ick! Her Boots—boots—boots—boots—movin' up and down again! There's some discharge on the seat!
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Go with græy.
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Most unexpected football news of the day. Not a transfer, ten Hag sacked after just three games.🤣
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#readandplay (457) #MusicChallenge #MusicSky #LaborDay #LaborDay2025 youtu.be/wGGW4IezbC4
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So… “Ahoy! Ahoy!” ?
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Wordle 1,535 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 So, 2 days of in two and then this. I think that’s a good point to retire from Wordling. I can see the inexorable journey towards forcing us to have a NYT account - a bunch of their games have done that in the last weeks - and that’s not going to happen.
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The 1/100ths of a second counter on Sky’s transfer deadline day countdown timer.🤦♂️
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As subtle as a Pan Galactic Gargle-blaster.
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“Would you like lies with that?”
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“Mark Schneider, a media executive who co-founded GB News, decided to invest about £750,000. "It seemed good. Some smart guys from around here were in the deal, I just kind of went along with it on that basis," he says.” Hahahahahahahahahaha www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Joint far neigh V Sail link a cross Dee oh Sean Sett forts too pay per “Whether owt hear fowl May bee eye hive knot da metal Two sea Ann hover weak threw” Ore sew high rote dei won Butt daze #past Felled bet her Ken dew diss Juiced ewe weight #vss365
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I find the leads tend to be really short so bought a bunch of braided extenders. I’m hoping by changing what I plug in to the extender end and not having to repeatedly plug cables in/out of the ports themselves it’ll extend their lifetime.
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They’ll “end the crisis” by breaking the reporting structure so no-one can get reliable stats on progress or lack of it.
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Yes, ones I use a lot that come to mind are Paint.NET, Notepad++ and MIDI-OX.
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Seem to be trying to turn it into some sort of Harry Potter meets Fate:Winx Saga shit based around other characters rather than about her. I think it would work much better having her surrounded by people who find her weird as fuck.
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#LookAndSee (186) #MusicChallenge “Open up the sky Cause I'm coming up to you So send down your wings And let `em bring me to you Get on up big bird, to my baby's love” youtu.be/MLzjnLJNwOA
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So three bean casserole isn’t vegan?
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Rattling The Canthology 4
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#readandplay (456) #MusicChallenge #MusicSky “I see a man With an airfield plan I caught a boy fall out of the sky What do you know about this world anyway?” youtu.be/GUfHe4TdNIY
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I displayed the remaining emotions on the counter top. Just a #yearn, an ache and a deepest desire. The demonic buyer checked these against their own collection. “Want, want… need!” they announced. #vss365
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Every time I do a version of someone else’s song, I enjoy doing it but it feels like someone taking a photo of the moon. However good or bad, it’s just yet another photo of the moon. Empty calories. Got to get back into writing my own shit.
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Just an FYI - if you put URLs that include tokens in public view - as in that email - people can type those into a browser and sign whatever it is as if they are you.
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One of them auto-men. Shouldn’t let him sign anything.
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When it happens will his bone spurs get their own military ceremony at Arlington?
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Di Do Do Don’t DiDo?
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Brève meaning brief, hoping that was intentional.😀
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Same happened to me in a Denny’s in Florida. Was delighted.
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Or the Krankies.
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#SceneAndNotSeen #MusicChallenge Brentwood 1984- 31 BotB-My Cold Sister One of the best things when I was young was finding a local venue and a local band you liked. For me that was seeing Beat of the Beast at The Castle pub in Brentwood. If you haven’t found your own version, please go looking.
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Didn’t want it full of junkies in the off season.
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Just realised Tidal now has all the Microdisney, High Llamas and Fatima Mansions albums. Going for a deep dive into those over the next few days. youtu.be/5ND-h4wUkTU
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#LookAndSee (185) #MusicChallenge “Singer’s Hampstead home Waiting for the blows to fall They don’t hurt at all Singer’s Hampstead home Snoopers underneath the bed Void in singers head” youtu.be/cfU51Agt0G4
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#5CoverSongsRoyalFlush #MusicChallenge #MusicSky 5 of 5: Bands of the Royal Marines-Clubbed To Death Presumably one for all those who took the red, white and blue pills. youtu.be/SqS6sA7vtcc
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Wordle 1,534 2/6 🟨🟩🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 In two 2 days running
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Get to play “Ding Dong The (guy who said he moved on a woman like a bitch) Is Dead”.
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I’d just got back from four days in Amsterdam. Got up late, saw what was on all the channels so stuck the new Oasis album on, thought it was a bit crap so gave up and went back to bed.
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Called it. Oh well.
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#Constellations, cosmic lies No parallax beyond our skies Stars ascribed association Arbitrary in their location Join-the-dots epiphanies No effect on destinies Some connive to spread this drivel Purse strings of a fool unravel #vss365
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#5CoverSongsRoyalFlush #MusicChallenge #MusicSky 4 of 5: Rush-Heart Full Of Soul A cover of the Yardbirds classic played pretty straight. youtu.be/OhgKYLR7Tjo
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#readandplay (455) #MusicChallenge #MusicSky youtu.be/1p_BvaHsgGg
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#SceneAndNotSeen #MusicChallenge Wembley 1985 30 The Cure-Push The Cure on their “Head On The Door” tour. Their first time playing Wembley Arena. SPK supported so there were the expected sparks. This was way before Cure started doing three hour long sets but we still got three lots of encores!
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I’m holding out hope he gets Deep Blue Sea’d with his back to some Florida gators.
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I refuse to crater to this nonsense. ;)
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Someone should definitely have a word with Pakistan.
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Ohhhhhh yeahhhh!
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Ha Wordle 1,533 2/6 🟨🟨🟩⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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I’ve never seen a single buttock speak before but he seems to sing the same song that any pair would.
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Maybe, it was me, him, a guy at Zomba music and Simon the drummer from My Life Story. I don’t remember cameras, but I was a bit out of it until the 2000s.
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I was eleven and above such things. But, we did smash the school desk lids down in sync to try and sound like the Cars snare sound.
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Inside The Wales
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Tories ask for a tax investigation into Rayner meanwhile 5 years since the tory bum chums VIP lane fiasco that cost billions and and it’s been crickets from them about that.
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I hope you remembered to eat up all your nils.
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You’ll be happy to know we didn’t manage to get our new striker registered in time so we (NUFC) will be a bit toothless up front again for tomorrow. I wouldn’t be surprised at another nil nil.
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He took it well tbf I think he said he had been nervous so was trying to play a character on stage or something. Pretty awkward. Was staying at a house near Barnes Common that him and two others I worked with were sharing. Was there over a summer break from uni and this happened on the first night!
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As someone who has had a bed bug infestation I’d happily risk blindness and my house burning down for anything that fries those fuckers on sight, there’s another application. But, AI seems the newest excuse to layoff staff in companies that put sheer profit ahead of people learning on the job.
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#readandplay (454) #MusicChallenge #MusicSky “Rambling and gambling, Just hoping for more I've been losing and boozing but I don't know what for Will anybody help tell me when my light's on? Would you please tell me when my light turns green?” youtu.be/5mYxZUJt4xc
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Won’t need to do that for him leaving office. Looks like his own body is going to do the deed. The only way the secret service could save him is if they have access to Fantastic Voyage style submarine shrinking tech.
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A hole in the bag? There is not much more #pungent Than summer bin juice #vss365
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My least favourite aspect is the confidence with which the usually terribly wrong AI result is declared.
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“Clueless eggs” got me giggling.
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Dead rose.🌹
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Fall fall fall Through the Bar bar bar
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#LookAndSee (184) #MusicChallenge “So much time for thinking Round and round and round and round The boys all go drinking just to shut it out Out here in the storm You know that you're alive Running, running in the rain” youtu.be/KPKZ3dlyuQI
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#SceneAndNotSeen #MusicChallenge Leeds 1997 29 HMHB-Transmission Loved HMHB since I heard Trumpton Riots on Peel but not got around to seeing them until this gig. The last thing I expected to hear amidst a plethora of Nigel Blackwell classics was this played straight cover. youtu.be/1pzjA2Tj5NM
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Oh and a really sad one, 2009 I had a ticket to see Cardiacs at York Fibbers. Tim Smith had a series of strokes within days of the gig and he never made a recovery. Good news though that the rest of Cardiacs and their friends have completed a final Cardiacs album embellishing parts Tim left behind.
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Bob Dylan played Wembley same week Lou Reed was at London Palladium. Couldn’t afford both. Was Lou Reed touring “New York”. Still kick myself for missing it. I also had tickets to see The Smiths three times and never got to see them. Two gigs cancelled, one stage collapsed while queuing to get in.
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#5CoverSongsRoyalFlush #MusicChallenge #MusicSky 3 of 5: Carter USM-King Rocker Straight outta Lambeth, JimBob and Fruitbat took on one of Generation X’s biggest hits. youtu.be/BuNa3NyizJI
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Supported Blur. Did lights for the Fall. Missed Radiohead playing at the Astoria waiting for my mate to give him his Cardiacs ticket. Saw PJ Harvey play as a teenager. Guthrie Govan was at my school and saw him cover Purple Haze when he was about 13. Spent an hour at a festival with Peter Green.
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GenX with the NHS here. But I am brewing some coffee now to “go clear”. Xenu here I come. Had a family friend describe being given a barium enema for an X ray and then half a dozen student doctors appeared to see him leak metallic liquid from his arse.
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Could be that. Could also be two bent nudes backsides touching with a rainbow of streamers hanging out their posteriors.
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When you gotta go, you gotta go.
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indeed
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#readandplay (453) #MusicChallenge “I guess I've got everything I need I wouldn't ask for more And there's no one I'd rather be But I just wish that I'd never been born” youtu.be/IHse82O6uoI
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The atmosphere itself was #malignant; lightning arced across the crimson sky. Motes of dirt and surface detritus streamed past on sulphurous winds to the gloomy sound from one distant broken bell. “Have you heard the Good Word?” the figure asked. I slammed the door in its skeletal face. #vss365
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Have trust issues with AI output I don’t have with good junior devs. Posted on here yesterday: one of the major systems we use at work is made by a company who just got bought out by a massive faceless conglomerate and they sent out an update to customers promising everything to be “AI driven”.😕
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#SceneAndNotSeen #MusicChallenge Chelmsford 1985 28 Cocteau Twins-Pandora Years later described one of the support bands as the worst I’d ever seen to a work colleague. Mocked the lyrics of one of the songs and how the singer sang it. He then says “Oh, that was my old band and that was me”. Eek!
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#LookAndSee (183) #MusicChallenge “If you're ever feeling blue Then write another song about your dream of horses” youtu.be/EJV3PXCbJ68
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If we’re living in a simulation then everything’s an app.
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This is the way. I got offered all the management training in the world and it’s not for me, senior dev with a team leader role that only requires me to do 1-2-1s once a month and approve the odd leave request is just about perfect for me. Also, it helped in my case to specialise in back end dev.