We all intuitively understand that whatever the reason, @mainmandarin.bsky.social probably deserved it
Toon & Freelance Antagonist. Writer of Plotsburg Press. The coolest & best at everything. Likes slapstick, birds, and yelling. π§‘π¦ @aurapuffs.bsky.social (He/Him) πͺπ»π¦
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We all intuitively understand that whatever the reason, @mainmandarin.bsky.social probably deserved it
THERE LIKELY WAS AN ACTION BUT I DO NOT REMEMBER IT SO I SHOULD BE IMMUNE TO CONSEQUENCES!!!!
I've seen the intro to that anime a TON since it was on Toonami but I've never actually watched it! Clearly I need to reference it so I can do Pie Annoying Agent or something
NOT AGAIN
"What a perfect day to relax." πΆπ· (c0mmissi0n for @chaunsceybird.bsky.social) #furry #vintageart #art
YES!! This is so good!!
Sick and tired of being stuck as an organism of flesh and tension. I want to be an idea. I'm Gazoo-coded. I want to pop into your life with all the exuberance and optimism of a 90's desktop assistant. Me entire purpose is to grab you by the arm and drag you along into a Situationβ’οΈ
Redistribute them where? Onto you? Are you gerrymandering bear butts?
Thatβs what Iβm TALKIN ABOUT
I think every bear should look like this. Please vote for me and we can make it happen
Monday Funday, we go again!! #DuinoIsLive I wasn't able to stream yesterday because I was busy with an event in Final Fantasy 14, so I know the perfect thing to make up for it: streaming Final Fantasy 14!! It's patch day baby!!!! Live now, starting soon! C'mon and toon in! www.twitch.tv/duinoduck
please don't put anything into motion while I am gently perched upon you
wedgies are always good, this is VERY fun!
The delicate, intricate folds of the human form, an articulate scaffold of sinew, refined for eons to be an object of desire in not just companionship, but survival: β That thing where a toon gets hit with pies on both sides of their head and just their snout is sticking out from the middle: β β β β β π
( youtu.be/K7Sp_zYWNhc?... )
sorry, I'm busy listening to something a little more cerebral
Happy first day of #Skunktember!! I will have more on-topic things soon, but in the meantime, please enjoy this preview of coming attractions. π¬π¦¨ Keep enough room in your heart for your awful grandfather AND his stupid big tail
THANK GOODNESS
Skunktember... π¦¨
Absolutely twisted in the crib allocating the action cubes to play bird tokens
Something fun about writing for Duino is he gets stupider every single day
HEY DONβT YOU ENVIRONMENTAL STORYTELL ME
*BITES YOU*
Isn't EVERYONE little compared to your size these days, superchunk?
Making you kiss a car battery
Crushing you into a ball and dunking you into a tub of whipped cream
AND YOU WATCH WHERE YOUβRE GOING
Yeah but Iβll peck you
Being canonically 3β tall is not enough, people should be mocking me for my height and calling me little at all times
Sleep medicine is cool because it makes me feel like I'm incredibly soft and also the funniest person in the universe, which is great, because I know those things are true but am often too humble to accept it
Unrefined wing-it sketch for @garebearstare.bsky.social - thank you SO much for your patience and support!! "Dylan??? Yoo hoooo!! Where you'd go, Dyl? Gosh, I coulda sworn he was right here just a minute a go...."
OK but. It's for the bit
There's ALWAYS room for impactful musical instruments in my life!
After an insanely busy month, I've been taking some time today to leap headfirst into my owed stories. I'm eternally grateful for two things: 1) I got to professional word the question "yo do you want my OCs to kick your ass" 2) everyone does
Cute!!! Love this!
I found this comic printed onto my gun wrapper - they seem like funny little fellas!
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Hopefully an explosion! Wait why am I still so close then
4AM IS MORNING GOOD MORNING YOU ARE AS BRIGHT AS THE SUN NOW
are you asking us to let you have it
HEY!! WAKE UP!! IT'S TIME FOR SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS!! *shoves your snout into an electrical socket*
Did Nystre Happen? Experts Weigh
Friday Funday, we go again!! #DuinoIsLive After a few busy weeks, Prey is BACK!! I'm streaming, screaming, and hitting random objects with other random objects! All my training is finally coming into play! Live now, starting soon! C'mon and toon in! www.twitch.tv/duinoduck
I can kiss multiple ducks!! (I want to BE Daffy more than be with him, anyway)
I really appreciate all the kind words and support people have given me lately! Please rest assured Iβm going to take this momentum and get even stupider and more unhinged and worse
*wearing a mustache and sliding over a pie chart labeled βDuck Smooching Slush Fundβ* gentlemen I have a proposal
Finally, a company I want to work at
Not a service I expected to provide but I'm glad it could be of use to someone π«‘
Yooo!! Grats dude!!
thinking about the only tweet that matters
If you survive for that long!!! (yes)
Iβm playing hard to get
*ties you to a train track in the old west with a bundle of dynamite rigged up to an alarm clock resting on your chest before beating a hasty retreat and laughing manically* (flirting)
A science dragon adopt! He's $40 USD, if you'd be interested in buying him, feel free to send me a note or DM! #anthro #furry #art
Local Duck Manages To Run Four-Hour Important Business Meeting Flawlessly While Grappling With Body, Gender, and Reality Dysmorphia in a Mental Three-On-One Hell In The Cell
See thatβs the issue with a top hat- functions too closely to a bullseye! πππ
HI AB WHERE ARE THE SNACKS
You can, technically! Some PCs are weird but most towers can have parts swapped out, provided theyβre compatible/physically fit inside A few years ago graphics cars were so expensive it was cheaper to just get a new computer (thanks crypto), but I think the market is much better now!
The fantasy ones no one really knows about! I reserve 'em for pretend fights, that's where they shine!
I've been under the weather all day today, but a 30-minute pipping-hot shower spent choreographing a fight scene between my OCs has worked better than any medicine ever could
Own?! Sir, the only person getting owned around here is you! *SLAMS a pie in your mug and runs off hooting!*
I care about Peepo very deeply, that's a friend
*DROPKICKS YOU OUT OF THE WAY* NOT ON MY WATCH
Pay no attention to the whHOA *distant whistle* *even more distant splat*
Oh that? That's my... shadow. It's red because I'm. Evil. I'm going to run away for completely unrelated reasons now
SLIGHTLY updated Cherry! πβ¨ Nothing about her changed drastically, I mostly wanted to make her design a little more animation friendly in case i make a rig of her one day. also i hit her with the "generic sona species" beam and now she's a mutt. dw she is still a silly billy #fursona #sona #anthro
I love this design!!! Man the glasses really pop in such a good way
The first thing you gotta realize about me is that I'm literally a cartoon character in real life. The second thing you gotta realize that you are standing on the big red X. There are things beyond that but you will realize them naturally from this point
commission for @kilmo.bsky.social ! i liked drawing this keytar...
I love they!!! I love- wait where are you going with the stack marker. BABBLE
Anytime someone tells me I should be on one, I feel like that device is honing in on my spine
Tried a few different new background plugins when streaming last night, and apparently one comes with statistic summaries I can gleefully ignore. βYouβre locking in to that premium grindset! Ummmmmmmm. 1οΈβ£β
I sure did!!! Iβm trying to see if I can attend somehow because I need that like I need oxygen
Meet ya behind the wrecking ball, cutie~
Incorrect. You open wide π£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£
I heard thereβs a goofy skunk around here and Iβm gonna shove an electric eel in his tail
Hmmmmm can I turn you into a part of it? π¨
Hold on let me hold you over, pretend you just showed it to me YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Oh this WHIPS
*jumps into your arms and presses my beak into your cheek* hi c:
yaaaaay cheese *munch munch munch munch*
OK but only because it looks very polite
I am NOT taking cheese advice from someone who was just TFed into a mouse
Wow! It's stream time!! #DuinoIsLive Tonight I'm playing BARONY! You got dudes in a cave swinging swords around? Throwing spells at each other? There's monsters and a curse? You got me, I'm in Live now, starting soon! C'mon and toon in! www.twitch.tv/duinoduck
When Toons look in the mirror all they see is snooT
Wait hold on I need that too for when I tell a joke that flops. Babyfur Illuminati you gotta hook me up
Good to see ya in any capacity, bucko! Hope you're treating yourself well!
A furry with a large audience in a niche community expressed distaste for another niche community. That's about it. It's something I probably didn't need to comment on, but an occasional reminder that weirdos are your friends never hurts.
Consent is paramount & I can understand it being tough to balance that in public settings, but it's a drastic extreme to jump to. Like it or not, we're on the same side. You don't have to like each other's weird interests, just be friendly enough to stand against the people who don't like us at all.
I didn't want to comment on that because I feel like saying "well you're into THIS weird thing" defeats the purpose of the community being a united front, but it's objectively hilarious to think about seeing a diaper and perceiving it as an Absolute Terror Field
Cherry-picking examples is a slippery slope of throwing stones from a different room of the same glass house, but there's still hypocrisy at any level of this conversation. It's easier and easier to avert your eyes nowadays. Ignore their pleasure, don't instill their plight.
"ABDL furries are weird and gross!!" You are a coward. You are weak. This fandom is full of bizarre & strange interests and language like this is sawing the support beams of your own home. Use filters. Be an adult. We aren't kicking people out of the restaurant for ordering from a different menu.
*wedges a bucket over your head* you got it boss
Man thatβs what Iβm saying!!! They need to grow up
what the heck is THAT thing
The world is full of enough disagreement as it is. Read the room, horses
itβs a good question is the thing
*lying awake and staring and the ceiling at 2:30 AM* why do horses look like that
wow that guy's fursona sounds complicated