This right here is what I’m worried about and preparing for.
This right here is what I’m worried about and preparing for.
Agreed but at least “The Great Unfuckening” will be an optimistic time in history books
I mean he looks worse than usual so can we all call this a dry run?
Tell everyone you’re GenX and they won’t talk about you at all and we are fine with that.
I’m pretty bullsh*t about the no cellphone rules now so they can’t even call for help. We can ban phones but not guns. We are the worst.
Words cannot adequately describe what a colossal disappointment our mainstream media has been during our slow descent into authoritarianism.
Constituent: You talked about abuses in the medicare and medicaid system and I found interesting that the president pardoned someone that defrauded the medicaid system for $1.3 billion
Thank god she’s a reliable what…theorist?
It should but it won’t.
It’s one page full of sharpie isn’t it Katie. I need to level set expectations.
Serious question for a lawyer. Can all of these people just sue the crap out of ICE?
There is a raw milk joke here and my coffee hasn’t kicked in yet so I can’t put my finger on it.
Please keep calling all of this out. I can’t tell you how much we all need it.
well holy sh*t 👉 www.meidasplus.com/p/today-in-p...
Everything is so stupid that I can’t even tell if this is a joke or not and that sucks
#releasetheepsteinfiles
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Reminder that in 2024, after the so called US election, Putin's presidential aide Nikolay Patrushev stated: “To achieve success in the election, Donald Trump relied on certain forces to which he has corresponding obligations. As a responsible person, he will be obliged to fulfill them."
JFC. Also, we need some new and more powerful curse words.
I will now and forever wonder what MS. NOW’s first name is.
It’s MRS. NOW MAX thankyouverymuch
Newsom releases new ad 🔥
It’s Hogan as the angel that sends me.
I’ve had cookies made out of it. Once you get over the idea it’s not awful, just very different tasting.
I mean I can think of a pretty easy way for her to show us she’s not linked to him…
It’s always been underwhelming. But there is cliff diving so….🤷🏻♀️
Let me just say if you were a teenager in the 90s in Colorado it was a hell of a place for a date. Sopapillas for everyone!!!
I’m at the point where I am both screaming and joking. Also some crying.
The road to authoritarianism is littered with people telling you you’re overreacting.
Donald Trump is entrenching the National Guard around the White House now so that it won't look as obvious when he uses them to stay in office by force.
This is not a coding error.
Here’s an idea. Let’s compromise and tell them they can cross his name out with a sharpie before they release them.
Cartoon by @christopherweyant1.bsky.social.
“Both of them.”
She is 100% “making a break for it”
ATTN: If you’re a DoJ employee and have knowledge of the missing minute (or 2:53) of Epstein jail video, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻
Why is it acceptable for the president to use taxpayer money to fly overseas and cut a ribbon at his own golf course? Don’t normalize this abuse of office. It’s blatant corruption.
Epstein accuser Maria Farmer on Ghislaine Maxwell: “I’ve never met a more predatory, terrifying human being in my entire life. She’s a very dangerous person. The woman is not a victim, she’s a victimizer.” via @msnbc.com (ht: @marcofoster.bsky.social)
17 million people might lose their healthcare but at least your tax dollars will be going to good use in other very, very important ways.
You have clearly never met my niece.
The level to which I despise this excuse for a human … grrr
Normally I’d agree but his only possibly viable move here is to be a martyr, which he loves anyways
Here's a gift link to the WSJ breaking story that Trump's name appears multiple in the Epstein files: www.wsj.com/politics/jus...
Tip of the hat to you for that headline.
I hope Obama and Hillary drag her ass to court
And so he can take the VP spot when none of this works…
My money is on his stepping down for his “health and the good of the country” to stop this all from coming out and save face with his base. Johnson becomes VP and we still live in a hellscape but with less of a psychotic edge. Just extra sh*tty Republicany.
Thank you for de-lawyering this for us laypeople
"When Justice Department officials reviewed what Attorney General Pam Bondi called a 'truckload' of documents related to Jeffrey Epstein earlier this year, they discovered that Donald Trump’s name appeared multiple times"
So Johnson can be VP.
How much do you want to bet Johnson was told if he shuts down the House votes he gets to be VP under Vance?
So to clarify the timeline: Trump promises to release the Epstein files for his entire campaign. Bondi says they’re on her desk. Trump gets told he’s in them. Bondi says whoopsies, turns out the Epstein files don’t actually exist.
The angry old white windbags are deflating.
If your are using undocumented people’s tax records to find them and arrest them… it was never about them not paying taxes. If you’re showing up at their place of employment to arrest them… it was never about them not working.
Some of them will never realize it
But could you also ask him to leak the Epstein papers we all know he has? Then we can all go back to our regularly scheduled distain for him.
They want all women to know their place. What they don’t get is that we do, and we won’t let that go without a goddamn fight.
Analysts were instructed to flag the names of prominent perpetrators from the Epstein files because “we don’t want to take anyone by surprise.” My latest: open.substack.com/pub/muellers...
Files can’t be blackmailed. Files can’t be extorted. Files can’t be pardoned. Files can’t be bribed. Nothing can substitute for the release of all of the Epstein files.
They cowards
It won’t be, will it? Or the cameras will “break”…
Trump got to Ghislaine Maxwell. Watch for a deal in exchange for her silence on Trump. DO NOT FORGET: Trump is in the Epstein files. I’ve confirmed it.
Let’s just take a moment to thank Donald Jr for his clear eyed, and steadfast determination to get answers with Epstein. He says to ask ourselves DAILY what SCUM would be against disclosure and truth? Hmmm….
What a good Christian Mike Johnson is, running away to cover up child sex crimes. What could possibly be the reason? 👀
Mike Johnson:
We ship the people working 18 hour days in hot fields to camps and let this lazy lying jackasses avoid the truth by taking an early vacation. God this country is such a f*cking mess.
Epstein’s "little black book" totals 97 pages, containing 1,571 names and roughly 5,000 phone numbers. At least 38 names are mysteriously circled, including Donald Trump's. “I got my hands on a copy,” writes Leland Nally. “I made close to 2,000 phone calls.” www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
America: 2025 The Hellscape.
Also can we just declare things in caps and they are real now? It seems like a trend some of us should capitalize on if that’s the case. I DECLARE CROISSANTS CALORIE FREE AND NAPS REQUIRED EVERY DAY FROM 2-3PM.
The amazing thing about brave people speaking out is that it inspires others to do the same by creating a permission structure. Since I published this article 4 hours ago, I've heard from multiple sources confirming what's in it. www.muellershewrote.com/p/the-epstei...
There's officially been more accountability for corporate extramarital affairs at Coldplay concerts than there's been for the sitting president covering up a massive sex trafficking operation that targeted children.
Oh. My. God. Says the woman who flys a ton for work and probably should update her will.
Trump.
I might make a few myself…
But never the door handle when it grabs your pockets. NEVER.
Link to full piece here for easier sharing: charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/pretty-weird
We both need to know and absolutely don’t want to know
ICE locked up a 6-year-old with leukemia—after his court hearing. He cried every night. Not from chemo, but from what we did to him. This isn’t policy. It’s cruelty. I won’t fund it. I won’t stay silent. #AhujaCongress2026 #CD32 #BreakTheMachine
This was a wild ride.
Ok this one would actually be hilarious if it wasn’t for the…well you know…na*i crap he’s trying out.
This.👇
Apparently you can only remove them.
That is a worse make up job than his face. Think about how hard it is to manage that.
If you can't put the pieces together by now, we can't help you.
I want to believe karma comes for the non-cart returners. In my heart I just want to believe it so badly.
*yawn*
🤔 if only we could figure out why….
If Texas does this, California should do the same!! Time to fight fire with fire!!
Trump supporters have spent years calling for the release of the Epstein files. It's been one of their biggest goals. But House Democrats just called their bluff, and suddenly, Trump supporters don't want the files released.
Oh I am so so very sorry
I hope you are right. As a woman, the word “gals” makes me stabby.
I bet he keeps them written on little slips of paper (in sharpie obviously) in one of his stupid hats and literally draws to see what dumb old fav he uses next.
Damn it. I don’t want to watch this because I don’t like superhero movies and because of my endless love for Henry Cavill, but you have just convinced me more than any ad they spent a gagillion dollars on that it’s worth it to go.
Please keep in mind this is what they were allowed to see and not what goes on when no one is looking. And even this is bad.
Holy shit wait for it
We brin all the time in this house
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