The Kodan Armada
@malibulebowski.bsky.social
created November 22, 2024
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The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social)
Here’s a challenge to RFK Jr: Let’s gain of function engineer a mega virus and do a Squid Game about it. On one side we create an mRNA vaccine against this virus in 2 days and I take it, release the virus like in 12 Monkeys, and let’s see if the raw milk army are the last ones standing. Ok Go!
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope the Redcoat (hat?) king comes to Boston and gets a fat fucking history lesson.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
Nevermind Malone, fire RFK jr!
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
She said the Northeast should be expelled from America. I totally agree and want New England independence. Why fight with these idiots and allow them to drag everyone down when we could just leave? Malaysia expelled Singapore and Singapore is doing fantastic!
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
I grew up in TN, but I will ban myself from there even though I still have family there. I’m not returning except for funerals, weddings or family in need of help. Those traitors still haven’t gotten over losing the civil war.
Anonymous (@youranoncentral.bsky.social) reposted
The New York Times is actively promoting regressive fascist Curtis Yarvin and normalizing him as a "Right-wing thinker" (fascist ideologue) with "provocative ideas about race" (racist). This is why every time Yarvin is mentioned, we'll mention Heather Marsh 10 more times. #3E
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
That is definitely why. Ellison is a Trump supporter.
Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt.bsky.social) reposted
So glad we all get to experience the Most Ironic Independence Day In American History.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
Progress happens in steps, not all at once, working on it!
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
Because the most MAGA ones said they want us to. They want to kick out California and Northeast and Illinois cuz Chicago = murder city scary black people and LA = scary Mexicans and Northeast = scary smart people.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
www.reddit.com/r/Republicof...
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
Love it. Right wing goons share bathrooms with trans people every day they just don’t know it.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
Love you Mayor Wu. The time for outrage is over and the time for productive action has arrived. Please consider joining the Republic of New England secession movement. We can do it peacefully, Trump doesn’t want us. It’s patriotic and will get us back to why we celebrate 4th of July!!!
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m with you AOC, I ask you please to consider joining the peaceful negotiated secession movement. It’s the best opportunity, Marjorie Taylor Greene has even advocated for it! Think of what we could accomplish if the northeast and west coast leave this madness behind! It’s patriotic!
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
Love you Pete. I’m very scared there won’t be real elections anymore. Please consider joining the secession movement for the northern Midwest (Wisconsin Illinois Minnesota Michigan), Republic of New England and West Coast. We need to leave this madness behind. It’s patriotic!
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
/9 secede from America and create a Republic of New England, Westcoast and Northern Midwest.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
This rhetoric of Johnson’s tying the deportation of immigrants to “safety and security” is the rhetoric of Nazis. ICE is acting no different than the early days of the Gestapo. Yanking people off the streets, breaking up families, pointing guns at anyone who challenges them.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
Who’s JD Vance?
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
You know, spare the rod, spoil the child stuff, which I’m sure Mike Lee agrees with.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t want a resignation, but I would pay $1,000 to see a video of a family member of the murdered congresswoman pistol whip this trash until he’s sobbing. Not condoning violence, but since that’s the only language this trash understands…
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah and also Canada and Mexico, Trump’s other two favorite places! I ran out of characters to add that important detail in my first comment. The WC and Olympics is multi-culturalism, keeping it here is defiant to Trumpism values.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
Of note, the World Cup will be in Boston, enemy #1 of the Trump regime. And the Olympics will be in LA, enemy #2 of the Trump regime. I say defiantly keep them here. The world isn’t supporting America by coming here, they’re supporting the two cities Trump is attacking.
Hopeful in AZ (@shimanti.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
This video shows a real LA protest. bsky.app/profile/char...
Anonymous (@youranoncentral.bsky.social) reposted
More than 10,000 people in Los Angeles, California marched against the Trump regime and his ICE ethnic cleansing operations targeting US communities and families nationwide. #3E #StopICE (🎥 @btnewsroom.bsky.social )
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah it kills its victims by making them commit suicide. KITT, the Magnum PI Ferrari and Doc Brown’s Delorean all locked themselves in the garage with the engine running after seeing the 1994 GEO METRO. Eat shit and die 1980s!
Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt.bsky.social) reposted
Someone should make a movie where a 1994 Geo Metro becomes a serial killer and use this hype video as the trailer.
Rick (@rickylongthread.bsky.social) reposted
The Cruelty ls The Point! You Would Have To Be An Awful Person To Support Such Policies..
Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt.bsky.social) reposted
“What’s our target?” “Several dishwashers and a prep cook.” “Damn. We’re gonna need body armor, night vision scopes and stun grenades for this one.” “…wait…” “IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KILL IT.”
Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) reposted
PRESI-DEMENTIA/CON-MANDER-IN-CHIEF/FATTY SHACK/AYATOLLAH COMPLAINI/TANNIBAL LECTER/SCAMMY DAVIS JR./RICH LITTLE HANDS/HIPPOPOTUS/OUR FONDLING FARTER/TRUMPELSTILTSKIN/HUNGRY HUNGRY HYPOCRITE/DICTATOR TOT/UNCLE SCAM/QUID PRO COMBOVER/MANGO MUSSOLINI/FRANCIS FORD GROPE-ALA/ALEXANDER SCAMILTON
Rick (@rickylongthread.bsky.social) reposted
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
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The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah I live in Providence, I thought this species here had been naturally selected out but I guess this must be one of the few left.
Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt.bsky.social) reposted
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Alt National Park Service (@altnps.bsky.social) reposted
One of Trump’s imported voters from South Africa was caught spreading antisemitic hate online. In a now-deleted April 2023 post, X user @charlkleinhaus wrote that Jews were “untrustworthy,” “a dangerous group,” and “not God’s chosen.”
Rick (@rickylongthread.bsky.social) reposted
Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) reposted
Proof this guy is full of SITH.
George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted
Let us be the sunlight that destroys the mold upon our nation.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
Turd burger.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it too late to abort this 200th trimester fetus?
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah dumb fuck said “we”, when in fact it was 2 provinces in Canada that compared fluoride vs no fluoride. While there was a very small effect on neuro development, other studies showed the opposite. So this is the definition of cherry picking. See Science Vs great podcast on this topic!
Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) reposted
TOMORROW is MAY DAY (5/1/25): The latest in our ongoing PROTESTS! FIGHT to protect the country from the chaos of one dangerously unstable man. IT. IS. WORKING. Sane Americans easily outnumber the cult & live in Dementia Don's head rent-free. Bad press is his Kryptonite. BE THERE!! www.FiftyFifty.com
bort (@crushbort.bsky.social) reposted
the entire democratic party needs to bury every clinton consultant at sea and just go pritzker mode. how much bigger a softball can they give you than a suit saying “we want your entire lineage in factories forever”
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” (@pixelatedboat.bsky.social) reposted
The Canadian election result shows that the 2024 US election might have gone very differently if American voters could somehow have known in advance what it would be like to have Donald Trump as president
Stephen King (@stephenking.bsky.social) reposted
Bluesky is collegial and interesting, the way Twitter used to be. Bonus: most people can spell.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
Every single service member I have asked if they have confidence in this secretary of defense have all said “No”.
Saganism (@sagan.bsky.social) reposted
Carl Sagan when asked, "Are you a Socialist?"
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess they took that deal they made with you at the crossroads too literally.
Holly Brolightly (@hollyholightly.bsky.social) reposted
one senator insisted on seeing his constituent one that’s all it took to apply pressure what the ever living fuck are the rest of y’all doing???
Office of Mayor Michelle Wu 吳弭 (@mayorwu.boston.gov) reposted
We have a lot to learn from our revolutionary ancestors and Boston’s legacy of standing up for what’s right. 🏇Invite your friends to the #Boston250 kickoff: boston.gov/250.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
I love your response, so inspiring!
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
Piece. Of. Shit.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah why does the prison destination have jurisdiction and not his state of residence??? The fake “crime” was committed in New York. He should be extradited to NY.
Your Local Epidemiologist (@ylepidemiologist.bsky.social) reposted
1/ Another child has died from #measles in the U.S.—an 8-year-old girl. Unvaccinated. No underlying health conditions. This is tragic. And entirely preventable. It’s also not normal—for three key reasons. 🧵
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
I grew up in Chattanooga, so glad you are standing up and fighting! It’s hostile territory down there!
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m pretty sure I’ll be down with fucking clones so I’m future proof.
Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) reposted
There are trans Americans right now looking out at this world and wondering if anyone is going to stand up for them and for their simple right to exist. Well, I am. We are. We will.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
Uh, I’m scared to use any Walmart bathroom, not because of my gender, but because it’s a Walmart bathroom. So this just proves my point. Also she should call the ACLU, I donate to them monthly.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah I live in Providence now, this going to seriously harm our whole state, which is deliberate because we are a blue state.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
Fight them Tim! We need governors to stand up and block this attack on immigrants and citizens.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for making me laugh, it’s rare we get that becau…..OH FUCK WHAT DID THESE IDIOTS DO NOW?
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m glad this happened. There is no way the military will be willing to follow the orders of a defense secretary this stupid. Members of the armed forces I know have no confidence in this man, so if he says invade Greenland, I don’t think they’ll say “Sir yes sir”.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
Haha Hegseth was like “Hey Dunning-Kruger hold my beer”…
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s cute that the “secretary of defense” put quotes around “Judge”. It goes both ways, asshole.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t care about how this bro feels, but would love to hear what his wife thinks…oh wait we can’t because she’s in jail.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t worry, Schumer can hold Gavin Newsom’s beer when he goes on Joe Rogan to reassure the Nazis that he is scared of trans people too!
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m proud of you that you’re taking a stand on principles and not capitulating to a very bleak set of options!
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
I am a physician and want to burn my white coat in the street over them empowering this dangerous idiot. The government is actively making my job much more difficult and dangerous.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m so relieved to learn they know I’m under a dark spiritual spell, I was worried my efforts to reign satanic terror down on these sniveling Trump fluffers was going unappreciated. 🤘
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
For the love of god why do journalists keep asking Elon what he thinks about everything? Of course he’s going to talk like he’s an authority on things, meanwhile he says the most idiotic wrong shit I’ve heard when it’s on topics I’m professionally qualified to comment on.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you I just did this, given Elon is trying to get access to all this info, now we know why!
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
Please run in 2028 if we still have elections.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social)
This is the only protest to Trump I want to see: Gojira’s 2024 Paris Olympics adaptation of the French Revolution song Ca Ira. youtu.be/5hTMYk7orHw?...
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
What actions is the Democratic Party taking to remove Trump from office ASAP? We cannot wait till 2028.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
I love Malcolm Nance, he went to Ukraine as a private contracted soldier when this all started.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
Refuse to attend en masse as it’s been revealed our president is a Russian Asset, and then afterwards immediately start impeachment proceedings and investigate the allegations from ex KGB that Trump is working for the Kremlin.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
Figures, you know that shit was made by DEI hires.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s why I worship Andor now, seeing the origins of the rebellion is heart warming.
Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) reposted
Worst. Episode. EVER.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
I am confident in the members of the armed forces I know to protect the country domestically just as they would abroad. They see what’s happening and do not plan on just following orders.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
My favorite is still DOGEbag.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m sorry you can’t comprehend this is punching up at the powerful who are exploiting autistic people. You just said I’m the same as a Nazi bigot. You have no idea how wrong you are, but I’ll leave you to sit there in your error, having rendered your opinion worthless to me. Good night.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you just say “watermelon joke” about black people? Why did your mind go there? Nobody is making a joke ABOUT autistic people (your words). We are joking about how wrong it is to excuse a racist gesture as autism, which is not repeating the offense, it’s attacking it.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
Those who make fun of the Nazis for being so stupid they’d attribute this action to autism are on your side, as we are offended by the idea that autism could ever cause anybody to do a Nazi salute. Mocking a hostile talking point reduces its power. Attacking the mockery reduces yours.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s not saying that’s an excuse, the right wing literally said Elon was autistic, trying to excuse his Nazi salute. So he’s mocking that offensive excuse. You, Aaron and me actually are all 100% in agreement it’s offensive to use autism as an excuse. That’s the joke.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump lost the Jewish vote.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
Be outraged at the Nazi and the people who tried to excuse Musk’s salute as him just being autistic. This post is mocking that attitude, not endorsing it.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ll tell you why these lowlifes are excusing this, they secretly like being grabbed by the pussy.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
Cool, the only way to save the country is for Trump, Musk and Vance to be forcibly removed from office, so it’s great to know that’s no longer illegal.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
According to Alt National Parks the National Park Service did not remove the references but was removed by someone who wasn’t an NPS employee. It’s fucked because Elon’s trying to make it look like NPS caved when they did not.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
I think that’s wonderful but I wish your coping mechanism was a lightsaber.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s wonderful but I wish your coping mechanism was a lightsaber.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
Please run for President in 2028 if we still have elections then.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah I’m feeling vindicated for cancelling my subscription a few years ago when they were drowning us in both sides-ism.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
We were in Ireland during the inauguration and all anyone there wanted to talk about was “my god how did your country elect this insane dictator again”? They were also aghast at Musk’s Nazi salute.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
The Dead Kennedys updated their lyric from Nazi Punks Fuck Off to Nazi Musk Fuck Off!
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social)
WHEN DO WE GET TO THE PART WHERE THEY DRINK THE KOOL AID LACED WITH CYANIDE?
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
You’re a good man Tim. Thanks for making my friends feel safe and welcome.
The Kodan Armada (@malibulebowski.bsky.social) reply parent
I think it’s great AOC is on all platforms, purity tests shouldn’t apply to communication platforms, we need to expand her reach, not restrict it to the choir.