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COW vs. MAGA

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We learned that in elementary school. But thanks for the reminder!

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F RK Jr. There. I fixed it.

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Where CBS and Paramount cave, Netflix stands up.

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Nice hat. Is he pretending to a a train engineer now?

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MAKE AMERICA GAVIN AGAIN! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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“There’s a fine line between clever and stupid.” David St. Hubbins

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Paper Towel Don strikes again!

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The Trump Slump

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Fortnight Don is at it again.

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Waiting for the video of Trump’s military presence in Chicago while the upbeat municipal-tribute song Chicago plays in the background.

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Shot through the ear And he’s so vain He gives our country A bad name

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Republican Joe dislikes what a leading Democrat does? Shocking.

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What a real leader looks and sounds like.

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I like presidents who aren’t convicted felons.

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Trump is as "Christian" as a street rat.

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Tim, whether you know it or not, the bits that you and Sam Seder do together are some of the funniest comedic exchanges over the last few years. Hope you do more. You both play your roles brilliantly and hilariously. Thank you, sir.

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Trump thinks he's playing Let's Make a Deal, without knowing or caring about all the lives that may continue to be lost based on his Putin-friendly posture this far.

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Let's hope McLean, unlike that other pitcher Nolan, is not traded away by the Mets only to achieve greatness with another team. LET'S GO METS!!

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Frozen. Chef Boy R Dee.

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Anything to distract from Epstein and the Economy’s Trump Slump. #TrumpSlump

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And their standards were rather common, not based on familiarity with the arts, but rather just mass entertainment. Reviewers, not critics.

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You had me at “wealthy big-game hunter from Texas.”

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Tim Apple’s tongue is dry from licking Trump’s boots.

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Thank you, South Park. Hilariously taking down ICE, Noem, Kirk, Trump, and Vance. Well done!

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Jenning is a Trump Beta Boy.

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How about Rocco “The Flame” Kindler.

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F RKJr. There. I fixed it.

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Wholesome fun for the whole family.

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What does “unlitteted” mean?

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Smart and Smarter. Two legends.

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Sounds about right for Alan at this stage of his career.

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F RK, Jr. There. I fixed it.

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Trumpstein. Like Frankenstein. Only more monstrous.

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#Trumpstein

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But only Colbert has the respect and admiration from fellow comics and comedy writers. Maher-A-Lago is a joke now.

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Bottomless popcorn bucket. At least for 10 months.

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I thought his preferred name was “Cancun Ted.”

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Making good trouble, John Lewis style.

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Big Bosom Buddies

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Stay classy, WWE!

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Fortnight Don has always claimed that good things are about to happen in “two weeks.” That’s a Tell that it’s a Trump Team lie.

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Bingo!

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Evangelical and many other “Christians” are devoted to supporting and almost worshipping Trump. Given the credible allegations against Trump of philandering, sexual assault, and pedophilia, one wonders how often they can “turn the other cheek” like Jesus or “look the other way” like Gym Jordan.

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Except Jon Stewart’s shows.

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In some ways it was surprising that his essentially progressive show lasted as long as it did on corporate commercial TV.

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Terrible baserunning.

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When pro- and anti-Trump players are involved, expect the worst.

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Would love to see Colbert host SNL, return to satire on Comedy Central, and own The Right as never before.

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Boycott Paramount & CBS. At least as to everything but the last 10 months of Colbert.

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Cruelty is a feature, not a bug, of Republicanism.

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Boycott CBS. Save Stewart.

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Corporate Business Silencers

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Return of The Colbert Report on Comedy Central? Colbert as a buffoonish MAGAt?

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The dumbing down of America.

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I like when dead rapists destroy still-living ones.

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Waiting for Trump to pronounce his name as “Ep-Stine,” while pretending he never knew the guy.

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#JDPrance

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#JDPrance

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Jeffries = Chuck Schumer Jr.

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Dan BeenGonno

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And the FEMA-failure exacerbating the Texas flood tragediy.

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Dore the Bore is so far up Trump’s rear end, he forgot to pretend he’s on “the left,” as he used to do.

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The Trump Regime is merciless, cruel, and also stupid.

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Could’ve been worse. He could have called her a dog killer.

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Scoundrels, Sycophants, and Cowards.

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Guess he devoted his Self to Lord Trump.

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Republicans cannot “cave,” since that presumes they hold any value even one tenth as much as their devout loyalty to Lord Trump.

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Old farts

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Coach Howdy Doody!

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If an old fart is selling cologne, does that mean his cologne smells like a fart that has lingered for a while?

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If it will hurt non-rich Americans, MAGA is all for it!

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See ya’ later, alligator. In a while, crocodile. Don’t be erroneous, DeSanctimonious. Wishin’ you were tall, Ron the Meatball.

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Wow. Guess he's brave, though, coming out when Trump is at his lowest approval rating and is at his height of odious despicableness. Or maybe he's just trying to become "relevant" by siding with the evil villain.

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Guess Tillis decided to quit ripping off Americans. Not exactly a hero. Like a bank robber who decides to "hang it up" because it's no longer fun. Here Tills no longer wants to benefit corporations and rich people and punish individuals especially low-income folks. May more follow his path.

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Hey, Donald. The 1950's called. They want their political smear term back.

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#emoluments

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Trump deserves the Nobel price for Cruelty.

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Is Jeffreies trying to become the next Chuck Schumer?

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President Stephen Miller

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I used to think that Hegseth was a self-important, anger-filled moron. I still do. But I used to, too.

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Lady G, you had me at “I don’t know.”

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Netanyahu is Margaret Dumont. Groucho craves her affection and is also repulsed by her.

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Trump is Groucho. Rubio is Chico. Hegseth is Harpo. Vance is Zeppo.

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Fortnight Don claims he can do anything in two weeks.

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Commercial Nitwit News

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Hey, other than Ukraine, Israel/Gaza, and Iran, Trump has brought peace to the world.

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Congress authorize this act of war? The Constitution requires that. Or does the Trump Regime even care?

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Corner-turning win for the explosive Mets!!

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TAX THE RICH!! You can’t take it with you. You had a good life. Contribute to society by paying your taxes.

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Hack Comic: “Hey, have you ever noticed how many people get in line so that they can try to get on the airplane early? What’s up with that? I mean, seriously, what is up with that?“