because it's finally cool enough to open the windows
I am a fish person. kinda cute, in a queen of the undead sort of way. she/they.
105 followers 82 following 1,786 posts
view profile on Bluesky
because it's finally cool enough to open the windows
that is an excellent and very healthy noodle.
for @rahaeli.bsky.social
assuage mores plague (though in my defense I was like 6 and reading the Passover story)
spicy!
I resemble this comment.
on the plus side, it's raining!
I'm guessing that outside of ultra-Orthodox circles, it's not that hard.
is that a primary or secondary reference at that point?
allegedly bitten/torn off during interview
there would have been a LOT more language if that were the case.
maybe slightly weirder than average. we routinely get toenails. just ... in an envelope, not a bag of chips.
they're both pretty weird? maybe?
my previous band was called eyeball in formalin
toenail in a Doritos bag is my next band name.
You breastfeed ONE bat and suddenly it’s a crisis! 😵
that was what I meant, yes
am I misremembering, or was there a time when those frisky teenaged wizards used a contraceptive ~spell called "fetus deletus"?
yep.
reposting this for @benwolfevision.bsky.social
you just don't get that many missionaries among root vegetables. @tkingfisher.com, you're killing me (in a good way)
and we have reached the breastfeeding a bat portion of the festivities.
but they do not care for the integrity of your viscera.
@tkingfisher.com 2 chapters in and I've already cackled several times. i trust the remaining chapters will continue in this vein.
❤️💔
the cubs winning the series launched us into a fscking parallel universe that I would like to get out of.
you just need 8 of them
capybara
I was traumatized by YTZ a few years ago. never again.
I know I know that story.
wait really?
Glory unto the Shitty Nostradamus!
Madrid. what's so bad about overhead announcements? or posting the gate assignment more than 2 minutes before boarding?
well that was fucking unnecessary
or cleaning the floors.
I'm east of @benwolfevision.bsky.social and it's pretty rough here
criminals.
best rules lawyer 😻
I know one is the old lady going "that's not how this works", one is Nathan fillion making the "I can't even" face, and the third one is a mystery.
memes on my door. tbh, I can't remember what all 3 are, but I can't get in trouble at first glance 😉
she didn't even write the date!
17 I think
had the cable guy come out to tell me the box got unplugged. thankfully he billed it as "customer education" so no charge, but 🤦🏻♀️
sometimes you ugly cry in the microscope, sometimes you ugly cry in the hallway, and sometimes you ugly cry in the bathroom or the broom closet in private.
oh for Pete's sake.
but also, was fun had? is mud now in awkward places?
more honk to shoo
I feel like frank oz has something to do with that
also chuck mangione
can I interest you in Steve le poisson?
sell the children to the highest bidder
mowing the neighbors' lawns
for sure.
I won't upgrade until they force the issue. at least I avoided the hideous yellow + peeling ones.
and this is why I've kept my 1st gen plates since I got 'em in 2007
Was this the purple trailer in the parking lot at the port in Cape Breton? I bought yarn from there too!
WOW.
like how a toddler helps cook or the cat helps you sweep the floor
Grandma Mary was forced to be right handed as well, but she only managed it for writing, as I'm told. I also peel potatoes backwards.
on the rare occasions I do, I iron left handed because that's how my mom does it. because my grandmother was left handed. so I wonder if the opposite happened to you.
we have something similar going on and DOT has posted signs and commercials and infographics -everywhere- for the rules of a zipper merge. after about ... 2 months? people are starting to get it.
fondue
My coworker just got back from a Boston-atlantic Canada with them.
Holland America?
is there a secret third thing that involves donuts and coffee?
thank you kindly for posting this.
whereas I don't remember the Regents needing a declaration
it was definitely there in 2002
omg I haven't seen these since I was a kid!
o_O
genauuuuuuuuu
I'll give it a go
boogie woogie woogie
my brain does Not music. at least not the rhythm part.
so what you're saying is that it's a waltz
I developed a freckle on the palm of my hand 27 years ago from a stray green (green!) splotch of permanent marker.
I am musically illiterate. what is it normally?
snacks!
everyone gets a little detergent, as a treat
or you're my lab and have an SDS for SDS
reminds me of this place here in Rochester, if you're ever up this way dogtownhots.com/meaty-menu/
I'm pretty sure I have a bottle of that in the basement at this exact moment
beverage goblin
baby
also sounds like @shadowspar.bsky.social without the CPAP 😉
our lawnmowers are similarly unbothered
a red spiky thing on a green leaf
♥️
I stand by my previous statement.
your house do be like that sometimes
the lack of opposable thumbs may be the only thing that saves you from construction kitten.
a true mystery.
or they're gonna outgrow all their clothes in the next 3 days
happy 18 years working for the same employer to me.
♥️
No need to pretend.
for my next trick, I will put my phone down and sleep.
so does brown ...and now I've got a 25 year old earworm