As a general rule to which I always adhere, it is decidedly unfunny to make flippant jokes anticipating the death of even the worst human beings, whomsoever you happen to think they might be. You mock hope itself.
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As a general rule to which I always adhere, it is decidedly unfunny to make flippant jokes anticipating the death of even the worst human beings, whomsoever you happen to think they might be. You mock hope itself.
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Trump saying he was very active this Labor Day, cause he βmade some truthsβπ Guys, Iβm so exhausted from my BlueSky job that doesnβt pay for me to post & repost such important stuff π Four people standing behind him & COULD be propping him up, but he seems kinda not-totally-dead yet; still lyingπ
1984 βThe telescreen received and transmitted simultaneously. Any sound that Winston made, above the level of a very low whisper, would be picked up by it; moreover, so long as he remained within the field of vision which the metal plaque commanded, he could be seen as well as heard.β
The U.S. military is now going to be judges in immigration court cases. If you think itβll stop there youβre wrong. Itβs a military coup. If we ever get past this the bloated, corrupt Pentagon needs to be gutted.
If not for independent sources on the internet none of us would know anything about all this corruption, billionaires and corporate evil. U.S. media has failed completely and is bought.
Hi folks. We are down to The Headshot -- the most egregious statute in the federal criminal code, the moral vacuum in which U.S. prosecutors use a nuclear option against those they wish to target who are otherwise able to defend themselves against a criminal probe that is otherwise insubstantial:
The outfit, the hat, the climbing, it kinda looked like a video game but then the failing really sold it.
when they stop being funded by billionaires
βLeft leaning Republicans!β Fucking hysterical. Move left, save America. Also: replies are NEVER turned off. Also: DEFUND the police, asshat.
Trumpβs mysterious disappearance from public raises new questions about Joe Bidenβs advanced age
I have a solution.
Disgraced, disbarred, dis is bullshit.
Giuliani looks like Dorf golfing,
Yes, their standards should be much lower. And dumber is also a plus.
I remember when Kamala stole a dead baby bear and a severed whale head. SO lucky we didnβt elect a women who laughed too much.
WHAT A CLΕ°STERFΕ°CK.
Celebration by Kool and the Gang is going to go to #1 again very soon
Jan 6 rioters push for compensation ~ MSNBC Fuck this and fuck them π€¬
Every time my mother said one of my friends was a bad influenceβ¦
Anybody look in on Rudy to see if heβs sobered up yet?
If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations. If you're 45, that number is 74.7%. If you're under 28, the number is 100%. Happy Labor Day.
Sarah Huckabee looks like Peter Cushing created her in a dank basement lab.
Like Tom said: the waiting is the hardest part.
The only good thing about Stacy is her mom.
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Thatβs a miracle even God couldnβt pull off.
John Woods column headline reads like a man on the street comment in The Onion. Putz.
hereβs an old interview with me with a poster of a new date for me doing standup in Wisconsin wisconsinlife.org/story/comedi... Is this something? #homegrownPR
The Godβs honest truth. Proud of @maron standing up to fascist propagandists like Bill Maher, and hate filled anti-trans bullies like Chappelle. Chappelle is worse because he was once funny. Maher has always been a hack. variety.com/2025/tv/news...
Media makes a fortune off Little Lord Fartsalot. Theyβre praying heβs not dead.
Did you know heβd go from rags to riches?
Rudy was flagged down by βa woman who was the victim of a domestic violence incident.β The woman was NOT a sex worker. There were NO sex workers in Rudyβs vicinity at the time. Rudy was NOT drunk and did NOT try to evade police because a sex worker he had just picked up was NOT in the car with him.
Look at this obese, old rapist loser acting like our country is just another shitty vodka, crappy steak or douchey club heβs promoting. Shut up, give us the Epstein files and take that fucking dirt nap already.
Yes, Iβm sure it will be a very safe and non-bombable location.
Wow. Thatβs almost as dumb as the Democrats not endorsing Mamdani. Meteorβs coming, Chuck.
This is really worth watching. Democratic leaders need to start breaking some shit or step down. And ENDORSE Mamdani already, you fucking cowards.
While π π© π€‘ takes away Harris & Bidenβs security detail. What a joke.
This story reads like bullshit. Iβd bet hair dye ran down into his eyes and he rolled his car while shitfaced.
Trump hasnβt done dick for LA besides occupation & abuse. A monkey throws itβs shit and republicans fall all over each other to praise him. Sickening.
How would a GOP politician feel if they were wheeled into the trauma bay with a gunshot wound to the chest, on deathβs door, and our team set aside all of our resources as the surgeon said, βStop-letβs take time out to say our prayers before we take any steps to stop the bleeding & save this one.β
All these stories teasing us that itβs dead or itβs about to die. Get to it, bastard!
Hitler blamed the Jews for all Germanyβs problems. Republicans blame trans people for all our problems. Persecute βthe otherβ, straight out of the Nazi playbook.
'The best thing to come out of his mouth will be his last breath'
It took cops three hours to finally go into the Pulse nightclub the night of the shooting. If you wander near a crosswalk in Florida with a piece of chalk right now you'll have four cops on you in under five seconds.π€·ββοΈ
The media & millionaires who made Trump president will not only never pay for it, theyβll gladly do it again. Look at rich, smug tool Raddatz, βfuck your liberty, Iβm not getting carjacked, darling!β If our trash media truly cared about βsafetyβ theyβd be screaming for gun control 24/7. GTFOH.
They think they are cool because President Epstein βgoes off-script.β
I think this idiot has a tattoo of The Statue Of Liberty. π βGive me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." Also known as βimmigrantsβ
Let them fight. To the death.
I wish they would but republicans just love to goose step in unison.
ββ¦And thatβs why I think republicans will overwhelmingly vote for him.β
ICE-holes asking Native Americans where theyβre from. Voting for republicans is like βdoing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result.β Wise up, dumb asses.
I was mj_jetty on Instagram. On here I am who I say I am. Fuck Trump.
Is it dead yet?
βIn a K-Holeβ¦ no one can hear you scream.β
MAGA right now: βDamn! Look how high Biden made my βlectric bill!β
The first Black mayor of a tiny Alabama town overwhelmingly won election this week, four years after white residents locked him out of the town hall and refused to let him serve.
Speaking of terrified, we really need more Luigiβs. And he absolutely terrifies the status quo, the rich, the greedy, the dishonest corporations. Copy cats, please do your thing.
Young men who voted for Trump... Now you're paying more for Nintendo Switch, PS5, and you can't get Lego bricks shipped to America by the Lego company. Bravo, bros. Time to listen to Joe Rogan for advice on what to do next in your lives.
Someday I hope they get whatβs coming to them.
When all this destruction of the government has to be rebuilt it better be billionaires footing that bill. Tax the churches, corporations and the rich. Talking to you, Democrats. π
βIβm a diseases xpert!β
Maybe Joni Ernst realized sheβs going to die too so sheβs doing her bucket list. Sky dive, try hot sauce, see if she can finally have an orgasmβ¦
Jon Stewart hits it on the head...yet again. When is one too many too many?
Iβm selling βI Toured The Capitol And All I Got Was Shot In The Faceβ t-shirts over on Etsy. HMU
Defund.
Thereβs no way for Trump & Republicans (worst government the U.S. has ever had) to win upcoming elections without cheating, getting at voter rolls, rigging the count or denying people the ability (right) to vote. Theyβre total ass and we all know it. Win first, Democrats then we hang them laterβ¦
Ukraine shouldnβt meet with the U.S. anymore and definitely donβt share information with them. Trump was, is and always will be Putinβs little trained monkey. Even down to the flinging of shit.
Elon Musk is a racist Afrikaner Nazi and heβd kill trans people if he could and then move on to the rest of the people who arenβt like him. Trump, Musk, Republicans, all of them are psychopaths and only psychopaths voted for this trash. You heard meβ¦
I wonder when Trump will demand his ransom?
Yes, prayer works. Thatβs why there are no more school shootings, KKKaroline.
That fucking laughing emoji on this post is why Iβm no longer on Muskβs Incel Central X douche bag-o-rama. Chodes, weaklings, keyboard warriors.
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The Brainworm is dictating policy now. Kennedy is just the zombie host.
Same for cops. Why should we pay for their deadly, idiotic actions. And when the bad ones canβt get insurance theyβre fired.
And if Gore was President 9/11 might have been avoided since he & Clinton TOLD Bush Bin Laden was planning an attack in the U.S. What ifs are a drag.
Bored af. Only a matter of time before they start shooting at litter.
Call of Duty: Waiting Around Edition.
I donβt know but we really need to blow up the Death Star.
Oh, my. The emperor has no dick.
Here she is walking into court.
Cowards who lied about bone spurs will always be insecure about men who served. Always.
*BREAKING* Pedophile Jared Fogle is meeting with Todd Blanche to provide expert testimony on how a Subway sandwich is a lethal weapon, in hopes of being transferred to a federal camp.
Attacking police is felony, people! So when will he be pardoned?
Patriot Act, another fucking joke that never ended. While weβre at it βhome of the brave!?β Americans are afraid of books, immigrants, trans people, and (oh, no!) losing their gun. Theyβre afraid of birth control, theyβre afraid of POC, theyβre afraid of women being in chargeβ¦ and public bathrooms π±
I am already getting a blizzard of mailers about this including the usual dark patterns and highly deceptive designs such as the one that basically dupes the look of the state's official voter guide.
Every U.S. law enforcement agency is sharing every bit of information they have on us, especially now that DOGE stole it all. CCTV, facial recognition, license plate readers, online surveillance. Land of the free⦠hysterical.
Thanks, Lauren. β€οΈ
Does anyone know what happened between May and August this year?
It's called multitasking.
Itβs weird to see an actually friendly human being talking and interacting with people while also being a politician. Zohran 2025
You know, maybe these MAGA/tea party fucks are on to something. First, they fought to get control of the party from the centrists, then designed a detailed plan for the coup and executed it. Weβre stuck at wondering if the progressives are too disruptive. Probably just shut up and team up. Work.
I think we all know whoβs in the number two spot on the list of people youβd kill if you had a Time Machine.
CELEBRITY SIGHTING! Art of Noise using the Coinstar at Albertsons
βHe looks absolutely terrible.β
Donβt threaten me with a good time, Mike.
