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Mark Hartig

@markfsu.bsky.social

šŸ¦…Former State Prosecutor and Current Professional Liability Civil Defense Attorney |🧐| Tampa, Florida #FSU #Noles

created October 10, 2023

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31/8/2025, 8:03:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the same guy I saw in 1000 Trump campaign ads.

30/8/2025, 12:39:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

If the return guy wasn’t wearing a size 10x jersey he wouldn’t have been dragged back to the end zone

30/8/2025, 12:35:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

We know Boise aint afraid of the heat either

28/8/2025, 10:02:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

Jonathan must be so proud to be protecting America like this. I hope he will always be known as the sandwich lawyer going forward.

28/8/2025, 9:20:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 5:45:49 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

But. . . "open the pipeline!"

28/8/2025, 5:38:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

This

28/8/2025, 2:24:51 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

The whole thing is gross. Pardoning, paying off, transforming the insurrectionists into heroes. Just another deep stain on this country that maga has done. Shameful.

28/8/2025, 2:14:29 PM | 25 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social)

When I was a new prosecutor one case I had was an older lady who was mad at the checkout guy at Publix and tossed a loaf of sliced bread at him was arrested and charged with battery. I was like GTFOH, I am not going to argue in front of a jury it was battery, and dismissed the charges.

28/8/2025, 1:17:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

The ones there now for sure

26/8/2025, 7:25:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

Very concerning.

26/8/2025, 12:23:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Jack (@just-jack-1.bsky.social) reposted

Words cannot adequately describe what a colossal disappointment our mainstream media has been during our slow descent into authoritarianism.

25/8/2025, 9:19:09 PM | 16771 3910 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

It's hard to overstate how unusual this is. I haven't seen any stats published recently, but it's like 99% of the time you get an indictment.

26/8/2025, 11:58:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

Paging Jake Tapper.

25/8/2025, 4:34:18 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

"Signs Unconstitutional Executive Order ... "

25/8/2025, 4:13:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

I think the trolling should hold a mirror up to the media who do not call out the outrageousness of a presidency by tweet decree and how insane those tweets are. Not sure it will do that though.

25/8/2025, 4:09:50 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social)

One step closer to you say anything negative about Dear Leader and you go to jail.

25/8/2025, 4:08:02 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

Why Uganda?

25/8/2025, 4:05:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

That already happened when Big Balls got beat up at 3am.

25/8/2025, 3:55:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't think Harris put a penny into Florida (not saying she should have). So all I saw for months were Trump billboards and commercials everywhere all the time. Her campaign didn't exist here unless you happened to turn on MSNBC.

25/8/2025, 11:22:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

This is pretty dumb.

24/8/2025, 10:57:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

The Trump Vaccine is going to kill everyone?

23/8/2025, 10:43:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

Obama had the keynote address and the best speech at the 2004 Dem convention which launched him to the national stage.

23/8/2025, 10:25:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

Cuomo is going to take many millions from landlords and wall streeters and still lose by 20 points.

23/8/2025, 10:20:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

He's gone on record saying there are too many holidays. What a schmuck.

23/8/2025, 10:16:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

Democrats better nationalize SpaceX and Starlink to start with when they take back power. It's a national security issue.

23/8/2025, 10:15:08 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social)

I’m so old I can remember a time when republicans were enraged about the government picking winners and losers.

23/8/2025, 1:06:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤢

23/8/2025, 12:19:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

Congestive heart failure. You swell up easily.

23/8/2025, 12:09:26 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

Why Uganda? Is that deporting or human trafficking?

23/8/2025, 11:30:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

We're dragging them in the comments.

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22/8/2025, 6:30:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

They will respond it was Nancy Pelosi who called out the guard.

22/8/2025, 5:07:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

Breaking up the Yankees - Rays divisional rivalry would be tragic for the game.

22/8/2025, 5:03:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social)

Trump got played so hard yet again. What a sucker, and we all lose. Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/22/w...

22/8/2025, 4:18:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

They guy who defied a congressional subpoena so he could save stuff for his book? The guy who cheered on the Iraq War? That guy? Nah.

22/8/2025, 4:15:44 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

This is where I am at.

22/8/2025, 4:14:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

I just don't want to give my work product to a Nazi to monetize even though it may give me a wider reach. 🤷

22/8/2025, 4:02:09 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

There isn't a human alive that would be inspired by JD Vance. I really hope they do nominate that condescending humorless prick.

22/8/2025, 3:45:50 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

There would be literal tears if some democrat went on TV complaining about welfare going to the dumps of rural Ohio and West Virginia to methed out guys refusing to work.

22/8/2025, 3:22:47 PM | 98 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

He really needs to be in a memory care unit of a nursing home.

22/8/2025, 2:35:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

Literally just about everyone here did.

22/8/2025, 2:23:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 2:10:07 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

Yay! More games with Wake Forest and BC!

22/8/2025, 12:31:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

Solyndra! That was the rallying cry for something.

22/8/2025, 12:28:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

Tea Party was just a bunch of racists mad that the black president was trying to improve the healthcare system. They were easily transformed into Maga.

22/8/2025, 12:11:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

Man, they are going after the guy who spurned a congressional subpoena for them. No one safe from maga.

22/8/2025, 12:08:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

Dems will always be the best language police in the world.

22/8/2025, 11:54:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

Anyone who gives money and says nice things about Trump is above the law, and if you try to hold them accountable your are treating them "very unfairly."

22/8/2025, 11:52:06 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

Gotta keep angry grandpa happy!

22/8/2025, 11:32:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

Not sure the Russian defense ministry is a reliable source.

22/8/2025, 11:21:41 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

If you're rich and powerful they just let you do anything.

21/8/2025, 3:52:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

WTF is wrong with these people?

21/8/2025, 2:38:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

Finally listening to Michelle Obama. Nice!

20/8/2025, 6:48:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

Used to work with her at the Hillsborough County SAO. She was a democrat then.

19/8/2025, 8:56:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

What's great is that there's no crime at all in red states. Grady Judd got rid of all crime in Polk County, FL as you can see from his daily press conferences about new criminals he's arresting each and every day.

19/8/2025, 8:55:05 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm going to start telling everyone that she is going to be installed as President at some random date every few months just like maga morons (I know redundant) kept saying would happen with Trump during the Biden presidency.

19/8/2025, 8:52:59 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

At some point the Courts should just say laws do not apply, both criminal and civil to anyone who supports maga to just get it over with.

19/8/2025, 6:57:08 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social)

Because they are all needed to come to a town in your area soon! Live Updates: Trump Says U.S. Won’t Send Peacekeeping Troops to Ukraine www.nytimes.com/live/2025/08...

19/8/2025, 3:23:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

These are all hallmarks of administration that is confident things are going in the right direction and they will win elections.

18/8/2025, 4:04:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

Pence is such a schmuck.

17/8/2025, 9:54:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/8/2025, 2:23:02 AM | 4146 1131 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

Only Nancy Pelosi has the power to call out the nation guard was something I heard MAGA say a million times over the last 4 years.

17/8/2025, 11:54:10 AM | 12 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

With a huge smile and clapping like a fucking seal when he walked down the red carpet. So outrageous.

16/8/2025, 10:53:07 AM | 40 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At this point I am convinced that Cashman and Boone have photos of Hal with Epstein.

14/8/2025, 12:33:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was repeatedly told only Nancy Pelosi could call out the national guard in DC. Huh.

13/8/2025, 4:49:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

They do decent depo summaries and outlines.

12/8/2025, 7:12:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

The shittiest people around just keep coming out of the woodwork.

12/8/2025, 11:39:47 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sounds like he was auditioning to be an ICE agent.

12/8/2025, 11:16:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

I think people just want to be lied to.

12/8/2025, 11:11:33 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Q: What's the most unrealistic thing about lawyer shows on TV? A: Always finding a parking spot right in front of the Courthouse.

12/8/2025, 10:45:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

News Nation - Fox Lite

12/8/2025, 1:18:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

I live in magaland, and they don't hate the rich. They think they might be there one day. I imagine it was like the poor white southerners that fought for the rich elite to protect slavery.

11/8/2025, 4:37:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

Plus Alabama at FSU!

11/8/2025, 4:20:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's corruption like no one's ever seen before that we will be paying for generations. But at least we got Gulf of America out of it.

11/8/2025, 12:07:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

Golden Age of Corruption.

11/8/2025, 12:06:35 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

I would offer to take any one of the "cognitives" on live on Fox with Trump at the same time. He would never do it.

11/8/2025, 11:52:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

Nothing says "The Golden Age of America" like having troops on the streets intimidating and kidnapping citizens to put in private for profit concentration camps.

11/8/2025, 11:44:49 AM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Whale-Killing Windmill Hate (@kenwhite.bsky.social) reposted

Reboot Anthony Bourdain’s ā€œNo Reservationsā€ but with Alan Dershowitz and the whole show is just enjoying him never getting food because he’s a querulous, joyless douche and he’s constantly demanding that the Laotian street vendor or whoever denounce Hamas before he’ll try the khao jee

11/8/2025, 3:40:00 AM | 3474 404 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

Seeing a lot of Pete hate this morning, what did I miss?

11/8/2025, 11:38:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

Just another guy whose brain was broken by Covid because they couldn't go to Chilis for a couple of months. Or maybe Nobu in his case.

11/8/2025, 10:31:16 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes! When someone tells me they "prayed about it" I know I am about to get screwed. 100% of the time.

10/8/2025, 4:58:36 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

Why?

9/8/2025, 5:39:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

And his health plan And Melania's immigrations status press conference And the 10% middle class tax cut And so on . . .

9/8/2025, 5:38:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

The economy is slowly deteriorating and the markets keep going up. Makes no sense.

8/8/2025, 3:01:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

I stopped posting on Twitter last November and no one is threatening to investigate me.

8/8/2025, 1:14:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey @weatherprof.bsky.social you posted this exact same post.

7/8/2025, 2:00:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

Every time I see MAHA, I just remember how all republicans and Fox lost their shit when Michelle Obama suggested we eat healthier.

6/8/2025, 4:00:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is no successor. Once Trump is gone maga fractures into dozens of pieces and dies.

6/8/2025, 11:59:21 AM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted

There’s a senile old man in orange makeup wandering around on the roof of the White House making weird hand gestures.

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5/8/2025, 4:07:23 PM | 9039 2094 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/8/2025, 11:53:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Try that in a small town.

3/8/2025, 5:41:19 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

Not only was this an obvious lie, there is a much better chance that states criminalize IVF during his regime.

3/8/2025, 4:48:02 PM | 50 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

The whole Girls Gone Wild genre, Spring Break shows, The Man Show, literally the whole Howard Stern show. The list is endless.

3/8/2025, 10:45:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

WTF was Jazz doing?

2/8/2025, 8:47:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Try that in a small town.

2/8/2025, 11:20:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

Fox News effect has made many scared constantly. Cheered on by the militarization of our police forces to get bigger toys.

30/7/2025, 9:03:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

Fox News effect.

30/7/2025, 9:01:49 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seems legit.

Scam Facebook friend suggestion.
30/7/2025, 2:46:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent

Maga's fetish for a declining 79 year old man is the most bizarre fetish of them all.

30/7/2025, 12:16:17 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view