Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
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This is the same guy I saw in 1000 Trump campaign ads.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
If the return guy wasnāt wearing a size 10x jersey he wouldnāt have been dragged back to the end zone
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
We know Boise aint afraid of the heat either
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
Jonathan must be so proud to be protecting America like this. I hope he will always be known as the sandwich lawyer going forward.
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But. . . "open the pipeline!"
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This
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The whole thing is gross. Pardoning, paying off, transforming the insurrectionists into heroes. Just another deep stain on this country that maga has done. Shameful.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social)
When I was a new prosecutor one case I had was an older lady who was mad at the checkout guy at Publix and tossed a loaf of sliced bread at him was arrested and charged with battery. I was like GTFOH, I am not going to argue in front of a jury it was battery, and dismissed the charges.
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The ones there now for sure
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Very concerning.
Just Jack (@just-jack-1.bsky.social) reposted
Words cannot adequately describe what a colossal disappointment our mainstream media has been during our slow descent into authoritarianism.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
It's hard to overstate how unusual this is. I haven't seen any stats published recently, but it's like 99% of the time you get an indictment.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
Paging Jake Tapper.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
"Signs Unconstitutional Executive Order ... "
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
I think the trolling should hold a mirror up to the media who do not call out the outrageousness of a presidency by tweet decree and how insane those tweets are. Not sure it will do that though.
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One step closer to you say anything negative about Dear Leader and you go to jail.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
Why Uganda?
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
That already happened when Big Balls got beat up at 3am.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't think Harris put a penny into Florida (not saying she should have). So all I saw for months were Trump billboards and commercials everywhere all the time. Her campaign didn't exist here unless you happened to turn on MSNBC.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
This is pretty dumb.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
The Trump Vaccine is going to kill everyone?
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
Obama had the keynote address and the best speech at the 2004 Dem convention which launched him to the national stage.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
Cuomo is going to take many millions from landlords and wall streeters and still lose by 20 points.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
He's gone on record saying there are too many holidays. What a schmuck.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
Democrats better nationalize SpaceX and Starlink to start with when they take back power. It's a national security issue.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social)
Iām so old I can remember a time when republicans were enraged about the government picking winners and losers.
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Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
Congestive heart failure. You swell up easily.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
Why Uganda? Is that deporting or human trafficking?
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
They will respond it was Nancy Pelosi who called out the guard.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
Breaking up the Yankees - Rays divisional rivalry would be tragic for the game.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social)
Trump got played so hard yet again. What a sucker, and we all lose. Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/22/w...
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
They guy who defied a congressional subpoena so he could save stuff for his book? The guy who cheered on the Iraq War? That guy? Nah.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
This is where I am at.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
I just don't want to give my work product to a Nazi to monetize even though it may give me a wider reach. š¤·
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
There isn't a human alive that would be inspired by JD Vance. I really hope they do nominate that condescending humorless prick.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
There would be literal tears if some democrat went on TV complaining about welfare going to the dumps of rural Ohio and West Virginia to methed out guys refusing to work.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
He really needs to be in a memory care unit of a nursing home.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
Literally just about everyone here did.
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Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
Yay! More games with Wake Forest and BC!
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
Solyndra! That was the rallying cry for something.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
Tea Party was just a bunch of racists mad that the black president was trying to improve the healthcare system. They were easily transformed into Maga.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
Man, they are going after the guy who spurned a congressional subpoena for them. No one safe from maga.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
Dems will always be the best language police in the world.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyone who gives money and says nice things about Trump is above the law, and if you try to hold them accountable your are treating them "very unfairly."
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
Gotta keep angry grandpa happy!
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
Not sure the Russian defense ministry is a reliable source.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
If you're rich and powerful they just let you do anything.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
WTF is wrong with these people?
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
Finally listening to Michelle Obama. Nice!
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
Used to work with her at the Hillsborough County SAO. She was a democrat then.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
What's great is that there's no crime at all in red states. Grady Judd got rid of all crime in Polk County, FL as you can see from his daily press conferences about new criminals he's arresting each and every day.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm going to start telling everyone that she is going to be installed as President at some random date every few months just like maga morons (I know redundant) kept saying would happen with Trump during the Biden presidency.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
At some point the Courts should just say laws do not apply, both criminal and civil to anyone who supports maga to just get it over with.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social)
Because they are all needed to come to a town in your area soon! Live Updates: Trump Says U.S. Wonāt Send Peacekeeping Troops to Ukraine www.nytimes.com/live/2025/08...
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
These are all hallmarks of administration that is confident things are going in the right direction and they will win elections.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
Pence is such a schmuck.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
Only Nancy Pelosi has the power to call out the nation guard was something I heard MAGA say a million times over the last 4 years.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
With a huge smile and clapping like a fucking seal when he walked down the red carpet. So outrageous.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social)
At this point I am convinced that Cashman and Boone have photos of Hal with Epstein.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social)
I was repeatedly told only Nancy Pelosi could call out the national guard in DC. Huh.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
They do decent depo summaries and outlines.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
The shittiest people around just keep coming out of the woodwork.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like he was auditioning to be an ICE agent.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
I think people just want to be lied to.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social)
Q: What's the most unrealistic thing about lawyer shows on TV? A: Always finding a parking spot right in front of the Courthouse.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
News Nation - Fox Lite
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
I live in magaland, and they don't hate the rich. They think they might be there one day. I imagine it was like the poor white southerners that fought for the rich elite to protect slavery.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
Plus Alabama at FSU!
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
It's corruption like no one's ever seen before that we will be paying for generations. But at least we got Gulf of America out of it.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
Golden Age of Corruption.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
I would offer to take any one of the "cognitives" on live on Fox with Trump at the same time. He would never do it.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
Nothing says "The Golden Age of America" like having troops on the streets intimidating and kidnapping citizens to put in private for profit concentration camps.
Whale-Killing Windmill Hate (@kenwhite.bsky.social) reposted
Reboot Anthony Bourdainās āNo Reservationsā but with Alan Dershowitz and the whole show is just enjoying him never getting food because heās a querulous, joyless douche and heās constantly demanding that the Laotian street vendor or whoever denounce Hamas before heāll try the khao jee
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
Seeing a lot of Pete hate this morning, what did I miss?
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
Just another guy whose brain was broken by Covid because they couldn't go to Chilis for a couple of months. Or maybe Nobu in his case.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes! When someone tells me they "prayed about it" I know I am about to get screwed. 100% of the time.
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Why?
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
And his health plan And Melania's immigrations status press conference And the 10% middle class tax cut And so on . . .
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
The economy is slowly deteriorating and the markets keep going up. Makes no sense.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
I stopped posting on Twitter last November and no one is threatening to investigate me.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey @weatherprof.bsky.social you posted this exact same post.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
Every time I see MAHA, I just remember how all republicans and Fox lost their shit when Michelle Obama suggested we eat healthier.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
There is no successor. Once Trump is gone maga fractures into dozens of pieces and dies.
Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted
Thereās a senile old man in orange makeup wandering around on the roof of the White House making weird hand gestures.
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Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
Try that in a small town.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
Not only was this an obvious lie, there is a much better chance that states criminalize IVF during his regime.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
The whole Girls Gone Wild genre, Spring Break shows, The Man Show, literally the whole Howard Stern show. The list is endless.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
WTF was Jazz doing?
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
Try that in a small town.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
Fox News effect has made many scared constantly. Cheered on by the militarization of our police forces to get bigger toys.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
Fox News effect.
Mark Hartig (@markfsu.bsky.social) reply parent
Maga's fetish for a declining 79 year old man is the most bizarre fetish of them all.