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My sincere hope is that when trump's tertiary syphilis reaches the inevitable endstage, he has one last lucid moment in which he orders Miller or another henchman to make sure that JV Dance goes first. 🙏
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My sincere hope is that when trump's tertiary syphilis reaches the inevitable endstage, he has one last lucid moment in which he orders Miller or another henchman to make sure that JV Dance goes first. 🙏
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#2 is almost too perfect after whatever that was yesterday
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Is "Heather Honey" her pr0n name? Or for real?
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Thank God they caved, I was kind of dreading having to eat their shit food just to show support for a company with backbone. Saved by the lack thereof.
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When our kids were little we'd stop at a Cracker Barrel while on road trips sometimes, but we haven't been to one in many years. We were thinking about going (nearest is 50 miles) just to show support. That will now hinge on how they respond to Chairman LMao. Caving is a deal killer.
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2 please, and run it every day until they wake up and act.
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I never pass up a cubano if it's on the menu, but damn that pastrami above it sounds so good.
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I wasn't paying close attention because Vance is such a lying piece of shit, but did I hear him refer to Zelensky as a "puppet" government?
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What a terrible hellhole. Women and men getting mugged and stabbed and shot and raped every where you look.
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"U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro—who claims she’s helping Trump fight crime in D.C.—will no longer charge WHITE people for illegally carrying shotguns and assault weapons in public, which is a felony offense under D.C. law."
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💙x1000
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The sad and embarrassing part is that our lying little dipshit SoS in Wyoming probably will say he has to follow it.
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Remember these assholes? Jumping out of the back of rental trucks and pretending they're tough guys? These fucking goons are ICE agents now.
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"Upon my return online after my week off," Boy do you have some catching up to do....
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Being handed an FBI t-shirt, vest and hat doesn't make them FBI agents. Maybe in the current Tra$sh Patoot FBI agents don't want to show their ID, I wouldn't either. But more likely that these are just DHS/ICE poseurs.
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August 15, 2025 also happens to be my 68th birthday. May you live in interesting times.
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"He said, 'you won that election by so much, hell we gave you 10 million votes ourselves'"
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I'm certainly no body language expert, but it's still pretty easy to read who is the alpha dog here.
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"I can’t imagine how much counterintelligence work is going to be required after this trip." I'm sure Tulsi and Tra$h will get right on that.
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Any word on what # footlong that was? It could be my new fav
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OMG the jackalope is real after all!!!
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Still #2
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Pearl Jelly
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Big Balls: Wait, do you have any idea who I am? Teens: ? BB: My name's Big Balls, and I work for Elon Musk! BB: Ow! Ouch! Shit shit stop! Ow goddammit
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Wonder if he just gave Murkowski a heart attack?
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Hey Abbott, you just gonna sit there and take this abuse?
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"No, he’s not giving Putin Alaska" Really? You sure?
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Really need a reporter to ask JD if he has a "tattoo"
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As a teenager in western PA, 40+ years ago now, me and two buddies regularly burned up an oz a week. Should have been legal then, should be now. That's just evening/weekends, lots more while cutting class.
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CIA: We can't expose these sources to the Russians. TG: Oh don't worry, I already told them.
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This guy deserves a spot in the trump admin. Only the best people and all that
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I think what he's telling us is that $600B of the taxes collected from the tariffs is his to spend how he wants, he'll just say it's from the EU so he can. Look at what he's already doing to the WH and just let your imagination run wild.
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I've been showing my WY driver's license to verify my name and address to vote for as long as I can remember, and it's been Real ID since 2011. However, this absolutely in no way negates the fact that Chucky Gray is a lying little piece of shit.
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Shit. I'm already scheduled for a combo EGD/Colonoscopy next week, so I figured it would be hard to make it worse. Now no bulletins either? Dammit
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Donold J Trump. Please God, take him now
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Story here: cowboystatedaily.com/2025/07/29/c...
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Crusoe is building a new data center in Cheyenne, WY that will use 1.8Gw of power, which is more power than all of the houses in the state combined consumes.
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Sounds like Roberts has this teed up to achieve his long time goal of eliminating the VRA altogether, so he can retire and we can get chief justice Bove/Blanche/Bondi/Cannon/Habba. Or something worse if that's even possible.
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Wait, who was president during the first half of 2020? Oh yeah. Well, I'm sure this is all just a coinkydink
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"Can the witnesses please speak to the apparent age of the "women" they saw on the superintendent's television?"
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Not a real problem for me, but all the utilities are in my name. My wife of 40 years has a different surname, so we'll have to find some other document for her residency. Totally wasteful and pointless, but it makes little Chucklefuck feel important I guess. www.laramiecountywy.gov/County-Gover...
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Ok, given that the law is total BS and that SoS Chucklefuck Gray is a lying little piece of shit....I've always had to provide my DL to verify my address. Now it serves as both proof of identity and citizenship. But not residency, that requires something different.
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Not you, he meant for people in his county to call him so he'd have their name and number for later on.
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REAL cane sugar in his Diet Coke? Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Holy shit.....LOL
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Amlodipine (calcium channel blocker) did that to my ankles. Got so bad at one point that I couldn't get my shoes on anymore, so I told my Dr I was done with it. That shit is poison. But whatever the cause in his case, I sure hope it's serious.
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This is true. Once you realize that these people view our tax dollars as their money it starts to make sense. They don't want to spend it on the common good or on governing if there's a way for them to steal it instead.
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Several WWII Japanese internment camps, like Heart Mountain here in Wyoming, still exist and are managed by NPS as National Monuments. Just saying
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This seems like a blatant attempt to one-up The Onion.
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I think he's just afraid that if people keep digging they might find proof that he ordered the execution of his former buddy and sex trafficking accomplice while in office.
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Post of the month....so far
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I doubt if I'm the only one wondering when we learn that Ken knocked someone up and paid for an abortion. Again.
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Just additional proof that SoS Chucky Gray is a lying little piece of shit.
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From your lips to .... well, you know
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is he really this utterly stupid or is he just a complete fucking asshole? or both?
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Markets down almost 1% today because of his tariff announcement, which makes tomorrow TACO Tuesday! Get your BUY orders placed early before his TACO rally kicks off.
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I've followed Ron for years and I don't for a second believe he meant this the way many of you have decided he did. But whatever, some people seem to need an outlet to vent their emotions and demonstrate their moral superiority.
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Not feeling it at all. Between SCrOTUS and the Big Ugly Bill this week has suck more than most. We need a new Declaration of Independence, most of the charges are the same but with more modern language. And swearing. Still gonna eat that hot dog anyway though.
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The grift line is now open.
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Shit, I just finally did too. So I should call SSA and change my withholding from 12% to 0 now? Bessent will make it up to me if I end up owing tax, right?
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Same. Maybe it was just to placate the people who are going to get fucked over down the road.
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I'm willing to wager that Greg Roller Nazi already has plans for a "Desert Dachau" somewhere in SW Texas. Instead of alligators it'll be surrounded by scorpions, Gila monsters, rattlesnakes and drunk rednecks.
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You think? Is that because Van Orden is a little bitch who will do exactly as he's told?
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By morning all the porn streaming will be done and the speed will be back to normal.
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Caved
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This is assuming that there is a legitimate election in 2028. I'm not convinced that we won't become some Christofacist theocratic dictatorship with trump declared ruler for life.
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She wasn't alive at her conception either, and we all wish that hadn't actually happened.
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Wow this article really sucks. The story and writing were actually brilliant, but it's just really, really depressing. God help us.
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Really big Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer vibes here. Hope SNL picks up on that and makes it happen.
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"Cool story bro". Sitting in that press room listening to Cain and trying not to laugh or yell STFU! must be extremely painful.
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Kabukikrieg
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Not a spy, just agent Krasnov's handler. Ok yeah, he's a spy.
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I really hope that at a minimum the masks are incredibly hot and uncomfortable and cause painful rashes and infections.
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Two-week Trump? or Too-weak Trump? I'd say they're completely interchangeable.
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When Daddy Vladdy calls late at night to read him his bedtime story he slides some propaganda in with it.
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Since they're currently "deployed" without valid deployment orders, if Newsom called them up for fire fighting duty wouldn't that valid order supersede the non-order they currently have?
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That's what I wanted to ask. Not really sure what disciplinary action could be taken against them if there are no actual orders.
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I don't think they were all evil, or even most of them. I do know for certain that every single person who fought for the Confederate side was a fucking traitor, though. That's a difference that VD Jance will never get.
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Very informative and well done, thank you.
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My wife and I went to the senior matinee yesterday to catch a movie she's been wanting to see. Not sure what it was called but from what I could tell it was "Tom Cruise Is The Greatest Ever". Starring Tom Cruise. Written, directed and produced by Tom Cruise.
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"Be warned: Trump is expecting resistance. You will not be heroes. You will be the pretext." One problem is that any protest, no matter how peaceful, will always draw the agitators, anarchists and assholes who use them as cover for smashing windows, lighting shit on fire and fighting. Pretext.
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I love this. 💛💙
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cool cool. Hey, pass me a can a that Brawndo
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As much as I despise both Bessent and Nutlick, I really hope one of them dotted Elmo's eye
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this is just the latest volley in the "who's the biggest asshole in Texas?" feud between Patrick and Paxton.
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I have never and will never understand this. Once the stall door closes why would anyone ever give a fuck what gender person is behind it? Makes no sense to me whatsoever.
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Republicans make me think of chimps or baboons: screaming and flinging poo. Democrats are like a hit dog: barks a lot but runs away if challenged.
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That's just the ones who want to come to Trumpistan, are there any stats on emigration to other places like EU, Australia, Argentina, Canada, etc?
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Maybe it was detailed in one of Ron Vara's highly respected textbooks.
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Definitely has a very Pyongyang-y ring to it.
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ABITAOD
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Sorry, but I don't really believe that this fool even knows what his job is supposed to be
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I for one am pretty worried, and I have absolutely zero confidence in our clown-show administration doing anything helpful. Especially if "stable genius" speaks up. Modi came and kissed the royal ass, so guess who's side trump will be on.
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Does it come with a bonus second orange pencil?
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Darth Stupidus
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Cmon @godpod.bsky.social this has got to be smite level shit right here.