Can somebody arrest him and throw him in Planetary Jurisdictional Prison please?
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Can somebody arrest him and throw him in Planetary Jurisdictional Prison please?
No ketchup bottle is safe.
Not the point. The gaslighting is the point. The self absorption. The toxicity. The outrageous hubris.
When I look at that painting all I see is:
He walked into a door..?
You are of my Tribe.
Seriously? He’ll declare his war “The Greatest Act Of Peace In The History of the World Ever” and double down on his demand for the Nobel. 🙄
100%
“Here’s an irrefutable fact. Watch the video of it.” “I refute your fact and your video. You see, I am desperate to win favor and while sane people know I am a lying POS, the crazy, stupid people believe me. And those are the people I’m counting on. And there are way more of them than you think.”
I can’t define where I am now. But EVERY SINGLE THING feels like it’s EVERYTHING. And there are so many things. And they’re all too much. I’m trying to zoom in on my own life and ignore everything else, but even that feels like it’s too much. Good times…
and he was so drained of his super powers that he was too weak to prevent his own almost demise. Now don’t you feel like an asshole for cheering for the car that hit him?”
That’s about how it read to me as well. “Rudy was in a car accident. Now, before you cheer, understand he spotted a burning orphanage and ran inside and saved EVERY child. Not only that, he saved EVERYONE ELSE. THEN he ATE the fire and saved the building. Now THAT’S something to cheer for. Oh,
Pack up everyone I give a shit about (it’s an embarrassingly small list…) and move and retire somewhere else. Like a country where they care about people.
I’m touched that GN did this. But I’m absolutely gutted that it was necessary. The tyrant at the top created the reason for her to desperately need that security, and when the situation reached fever pitch, he yanked it away. It’s all by design. No coincidence. Disgusting. Thanks GN. 👊🏻
Trump’s SABOTAGED economy.
Michael Jackson’s estate called. They want his nose back.
And yet, the victim blaming will be swift, relentless, vicious, and all-encompassing. Souls are being sold as the pundits are lining up to defend Dear Leader. It’s about to get entirely gross up in here. Grosser than it already was. And THAT is saying something.
“A lot of very good peo—and they all agree that it’s very solid—no loose anything because—and you have to understand that I come from a long line of very—JOE BIDEN never shit as good as me, and you can take that to the bank—speaking of interest rates…those’ll make you shit, believe me…”
Let’s fucking go.
I expected that when he lost the last election. That the spell would be broken and they would all denounce him. Hardly anyone did. It’s all very Stepford.
How deep does the crack run, and how many of us are going to fall into it before the final tally of damage is done? And if Trump is just the Ultimate Useful Idiot, do we really want to find out what’s waiting behind door number two?
Article: “Which is better: an external hard drive or a USB flash drive?” 15 paragraphs of poorly rationalized insight later: “Gee, Wally, they’re both really swell. Gosh, I guess the real answer lies within yourself.” Me:
“Everybody knows the rules. One bite…”
Delusions of grandeur at best.
Donny is acting like he’s seeing Disney Land for the first time. Epstein is acting like he’s been there plenty of times. Either way: GROSS.
That’s a great look for him, but the bars are all wrong.
We finished up the latest season of American Ninja Warrior and thoroughly enjoyed it. Last night I tripped across Wipeout and we all started watching it. I had forgotten how outrageous that show was. We had the best time and none of us have laughed that much since before the election. #Recommended
Another win for Xenophobia.
“Profiling” comes to mind. Also, lecherous, creepy, disgusting, presumptuous, gross, and yes, fucking moronic.
Our tax dollars at work. Nothing like a solid set of priorities to really drive home where someone’s heart lies. 🙄
There is only one political party responsible for gun violence in America. The political party that has done nothing to solve it. The political party that has blocked any efforts to solve it. The Republican Party.
The irony is delicious. Rich to the point of being a diabetic trigger. Holy shit. If this is true it’ll be the greatest unintentional self-own in history. Fuck the NRA and fuck the GOP.
“Beware the Barrel!”
“Cracker Barrel. Where we put the ‘crack’ in ‘we bent over so far backwards because of the logo fiasco that our back cracked done plumb in to.’”
Good for them! …OTOH, he can’t ever leave her: song-schmong, she’ll write OPERAS about him
I’m all a quiver with that level of winning.
This. Honestly, I feel seen. 👊🏻
Just sayin’… People are walking around every day hanging on by a thread. Be kind or be quiet. 💙
Still trying to figure out how to maintain my sanity and usually sunny disposition while the country is being destroyed from within by a bunch of cancerous assholes. Fuck ICE and Fuck the GOP.
The Gevalia 12oz decaf ground coffee I like, which was $6.99 in December, was $9.96 today. That’s a 43% Trumpflation increase! People on a fixed income will be starving in 3 years if this keeps up. Oh, and gas was $3.29 a gallon today. Where’s my $1 a gallon gas????
Xenophobia is now our foreign policy, and the bigots, racists, a “supremacists” are going to find out just how woefully unprepared we are to stand alone from the rest of the planet.
Meanwhile, “Now” (pre-history) isn’t going to be very kind to the rest of us.
What’s he hoping to have happen? For the military to catch someone voting against him? Is he going to set up mock elections to set people up to get arrested (or worse?)
Stephen Miller is a gloriously easy target for justifiable ridicule and criticism. That said: so what if he’s wearing a “woman’s suit?” Again: his grotesque hypocrisy aside, there are many greater issues on the table than that. Clothes do not have gender.
Fascinating. What’s the impetus for this do you think?
I hope it’s an eBook. Otherwise we’d have to deforest the entire planet to make the first printing…
Yeah. It’s gotten to the point where I’ve hit saturation. I can’t spare another braincell on the Regime. It’s too much to keep up with. Now I’m fighting the fight assuming it’s still a shitshow. This lets me skip past the news and straight to “we need to put a stop to this.” Saves a lot of time…
I stopped liking him when I saw his juvenile, vile, lowest-common-denominator self proclaim how much of a Christ Follower he is. Those who have to point it out in themselves are generally the ones who are the most hypocritical.
Been AWOL for my mental health. But I peek in here and there. You’re one of my faves. 👊🏻
Truth. 👊🏻
I’m sure they’re having to talk to him like they would a child. What an embarrassment.
Here’s an excerpt: “The meeting went well, except for Mr. Stubb’s insistence on hiding from the president.”
Wakes up. Checks Bluesky. “Ah. The shitshow is getting worse, I see. *sigh*” Hangs head and gets on with life…
Whaaaat? A member of the GOP doing something unethical? Get outta here with that.
Trump lobbying for the Nobel Peace Prize is like a fifth grader cramming for a spelling test 10 minutes before it starts. 🙄
Looks like winning to me!
**the RADIO show, that is…
In 1946 the writers of the Adventures of Superman took on hate and intolerance and pulled ZERO punches doing it. Hear for yourself (and subscribe to this podcast—they deserve some love.)
Hearing is believing. This podcast started playing all of the “Superman VS racism” stories last Fall before the election. Dean Cain and anyone else who thinks Superman “became woke” are idiots of the highest order. Superman cared about people right out of the gate. #FuckHate
“America: The Land Of Opportunity.**” **for the right kind of people
Ignorance is not necessarily bliss. But I have reached the point where I cannot deal with the constant, relentless, and voluminous influx of stupidity and destruction coming out of DC. I’m well aware that shit continues to go off the rails every day. And not knowing is almost worse. Regardless…
Vacation, save the drive back home, is sadly over. It makes me realize that by and large, the only people I can actually stand to be around were with me on the trip. So work tomorrow is REALLY gonna suck.
On vacation. Getting away from everything. Fuck Trump and the GOP.
Yes. It is beatings and abuse that improve morale…
But is she mentioned in conjunction with Trump on the Epstein list?
I put one on the door to our building. My idiot GOP-fanboy coworker thought it was stupid until I reminded his dumb ass that one of our team is from Venezuela and we should be looking out for her. It never even occurred to him that she might need support. Only when it affects them. 🙄 #FuckIce
The seriousest.
What can I say? I’m an artist…
May? He’s known all along. 🙄
Roses are red Fuck the GOP.
…or windows, or food, or water, or aspirin, or cell doors, or other prisoners, or prison guards, or unexpected visitors, or bed sheets, or gas leaks, or trips to the infirmary, or solitary confinement, or the showers, or time in the yard, but most especially: an unexpected release from imprisonment.
When the Epstein files are released will they be: A] heavily redacted B] fabricated by The Regime C] written in crayon or Sharpie D] All of the above
Which election did Obama cheat on? The one he didn’t run in? That one? Can we get Drunk Uncle a straight jacket, please?
It’s my special slur for the GOP. …soooooo that wasn’t the word in question.
Does she seriously expect us to fall for this Reading Rainbow bullshit?
They’re not protecting Epstein. They’re protecting everyone on the list (ESPECIALLY Dear Leader.) Except, of course, for Maxwell. I hope she has enough cigarettes to buy herself some decent protection in there.
Shit like that can only help the legal weed argument, though. “If you had to face my coworkers every day like I do, you would see the need and advantage of legalizing cannabis…” Oh, wait…that’s me…
Can you imagine having to go to work with those assholes every day? Between Clarence “Remember What I Got Away With” Thomas and Justice Fratboy McBeerbong, not to mention Amy “The Handmaid” Coney Barrett it has to be absolutely demoralizing.
Meanwhile, in the United States…
Show of hands: Who destroyed their stereo system from within by playing a Telarc compact disc at high volume?
Are they afraid we’ll suddenly figure out that Dear Leader is a racist, misogynistic, pervert who likes ‘em young? NEWS FLASH: EVERYBODY ALREADY KNOWS.
Self directed online learning be like: “In this module you will learn each number between one and ten.” And the test at the end is all: “(2+3i)*x=4+5i solve for’x’.”
You mean like an account following 700 with 13 followers posting “Gabba dee, and I cannot stress this enough, Gabba dee Doo” and getting 79k likes? Yeah. That’s always a head scratcher for me…
No. Class. At. All.
How did it get past this, honestly?
Isn’t that the set for the Bigfoot episode of The Six Million Dollar Man?
MAGA be like:
“Succeeded too loudly?” WTF does that even mean? He refused to play nice with a dictator. And he wasn’t “laid off,” he was shit canned. I’ll be interested to see how this plays out if the Regime falls. Will CBS ask for a do-over? “Gosh, look at that! We have the money after all! You’re unfired!”
More of this please.
If you haven't seen this...you owe it to yourself to watch. Fuentes was a HUGE Trump supporter and dined with him at Mar-a-Lago. Trump's ship is sinking.
Epstein is NOT amused. (…ok, he is a little…)
