Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
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Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Quite the description of Trump:
x.com/suzierizzo1/... Trump Or Monkey #Letterman
Absolutely loving this from Tim Smith’s #Spratleys and #Cardiacs from 2024 youtu.be/emQ5BPZpLVY?...
www.instagram.com/reel/DNJ31LN... Claiming back desert dunes
Just doing a call out on the off chance but if anyone is looking for someone to do any of the following freelancically: copywriting/script-editing/TV writing/social media creativity/PR work I would love to be of service and earn some money, my email address is mollie.goodfellow@gmail.com xxx
He’s a disgrace to the name.
www.instagram.com/reel/DN6uO9G... Check the quotes you rely on
Just passed a place called ABBA CAR RENTALS. So I’ve made a start. • Knowing Me, Knowing Yugo • Mamma Kia • The Daewoo Before You Came • The Name Of The Daimler • Jimny Jimny Jimny #abbacars
Has the “time for simple humanity” passed, Keir?
www.instagram.com/reel/DN1H-rO... Red flags
www.instagram.com/reel/DOB7Vao... Genius hack… 🤣
www.instagram.com/reel/DOBnAou... This guy! Makes growing fruit & veg seem so obvious!
Volvolez-Vous #ABBAcars
Just A Nissan #ABBAcars
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Dacia Mother Know? #abbacars
It Hertz To Remember #abbacars
If he ever wore jeans then I can’t find a photo so there goes my Denim Elliott gag…
“A strangular..?!”
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/s... This film sounds nuts! Entertaining assessment by John & Anna
www.instagram.com/reel/DOB_fM6... Sponge city! 💦 🇩🇰
Whoever designed these pedal bins made them way too tall
Farage is whipping up anger against the ECHR with false claims. As The Bear brilliantly writes: “The ECHR [is] the foundation that protects you from your own government.” That's why leaving the ECHR would be a Really Bad Idea.
www.instagram.com/reel/DN3DFE2... Listening to influencers can be frustrating
www.instagram.com/reel/DK4PZ_T... The madness of AI data centres’ energy and water consumption
www.instagram.com/reel/DNdrhcR... breaking 💩
www.instagram.com/reel/DN99ywl... Another creative home turbine design
www.instagram.com/p/DN2afdU2Cs... “I wouldn’t know about that…”
www.instagram.com/reel/DL8Nj9c... what wonderful lateral thinking!
www.instagram.com/p/DNZYzyIuR8... Germany moves away from coal ☀️
www.instagram.com/p/DN73SyxjBH... Facts…
Done! @wheezingpod.bsky.social
www.instagram.com/p/DN8Cr_eDP_... Doesn’t add up…
www.instagram.com/reel/DN7AQcI... The simple yet effective hydrogen/oxygen/water triangle
Tennis up a band: Right Said Fred Perry
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I'm excited to appear at @briswritersfest.bsky.social on the So Funny it Hurts panel with Patrick Lenton, Daniel Nour and Ellmore Collins with chair Siang Lu. Fri 10 Oct 2025 @ 2:30PM 🎟️ https://brisbanepowerhouse.org/events/so-funny-it-hurts/
I just rewatched Logopolis today and was struck by the uniqueness of Bidmead's voice. Entropy as an all-consuming inevitability, quiet falling on Logopolis, the overgrown TARDIS cloisters, the Doctor haunted by the ghost of his future... There's no other story quite like it. RIP
www.instagram.com/reel/DM2dMxd... 🤣🤣🤣
Any #photography types know of a way to free a very stiff variable nd filter?
www.instagram.com/reel/DL_NTvu... Appalachian Word of the Day
www.instagram.com/reel/DIJL6W5... Gutted..!
Er. Apparently the show I made for Radio 3 earlier this year is back on for your delectation/irritation. Loved making this and there’s some right bangers on the playlist. Please to enjoy.
Noone gives this take the other way round, do they? No one advises conservatives that calling their enemies communists, extremists, anti-semites, Britain haters etc. "doesn't work" Because political name calling plainly *does* work, if done regularly at sufficient volume with a big enough platform
Yeah, sure...
If it gets a recommendy all on soshy medifold from Professor Unwin then it must be unputdowners there, oh yes!
You in a bunker or a silo now..?
Imagine how great a Christmas Day barbecue would taste..!
Yorkshire Water hosepipe ban to remain in place despite expected wet weather Campaigners call for a crisis task force to tackle water management, after “abject failure of planning” By Brian McHugh @yorkshirebylines.co.uk
‘My Saxon & Norman French ancestors arrived on the English coast in small boats. Another ancestral line descends from the Huguenots, a 16th-century Protestant sect persecuted in Roman Catholic France, who also arrived in small boats on England’s southern shores.’ @yorkshirebylines.co.uk
Frankly, it’s not looking good for Monday, either…
A video has been claimed to show an “illegal migrant” losing their temper after an Oxford City Council scheme offering free PS5s to migrants ran out. But the clip was filmed in the US in 2018, and Oxford City Council says it runs no such scheme.
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Obi Wanker Knobby
Palin alert!🚨
Help Me, Honda
To be fair it is par for the course and has happened throughout his entire career
www.instagram.com/reel/DNaQKn4... Sustainable community
Amazing story: one of the organisers of the group putting Union Flags up around Manchester previously did time for being part of a people smuggling gang. manchestermill.co.uk/manchester-f...
www.instagram.com/reel/DMSPbpp... Spirulina
A train trip to Exmouth, if you have that sort of time. I’ve stayed there a couple of times and think it’s a lovely place :)
Always nice to post about intimidation being bad, and come back to Bluesky to find someone telling you in detail the way you should die...
This stuff is unbelievably quick & easy to check online: #immigrants #migrants #SmallBoats
before Rylan's mask slipped, I would have told you the bigots were in the minority. But if he is dumb enough to believe undocumented migrants get an ipad (you want to see the tech they give to people who work for the government!), then Reform have done a better job than we thought
Years ago, Tokyo did a commission for me of my daughter and her new pooch, Belle, as a pup. (There’s also Cleo the hamster sat on her shoulder if you look carefully.) He’s a great talent and a lovely man…you should take a look at his shop if you can.
Correct use of punctuation is the difference between knowing your sh*t and knowing you’re sh*t.
www.instagram.com/reel/DN9INwy... It helps to know your sh*t
www.instagram.com/reel/DNFnsF4... More of this, please! ☀️ ⚡️
People should learn to drive in the most basic car possible, without driver aids such as parking sensors, reversing camera etc. in order to understand what to do when something goes wrong with the tech when actually driving
www.instagram.com/reel/DMADHA8... French recycling scheme
A federal appeals court has dealt a stunning blow to Donald Trump’s sweeping tariff agenda, upholding an earlier ruling that found most of the president’s global levies were illegally imposed www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.instagram.com/reel/DNYU5xU... a plastic alternative
www.instagram.com/reel/DMfeLVc... India’s water salvage
A Canadian response: youtube.com/shorts/EuxUG...
I’ve posted a lot lately about tecycling, clean energy and cleaning the environment (which often overlaps with the first two). There’s so much more that can be done to avoid waste, spoiling nature and generating cheap if not free energy (including from waste matter). I applaud those who do.
"Putin is a predator. Putin's proxies have been targeting our societies for years with hybrid attacks, cyber attacks, and the weaponizing of migrants." - Ursula von der Leyen Slowly, Europe is waking up. Very slowly.
www.instagram.com/reel/DNxdOok... A reminder that the BBC chose not to recommission this show after just one season…
Driving Doll
#totp
www.instagram.com/reel/DN2rvHn... India’s recycling triumph
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/d... Send a movie idea!
www.instagram.com/reel/DL3E9er... Porous road surface
Great, depressing piece from @jessicaelgot.bsky.social this. "Those close to the prime minister expect him eventually to respond but on his own terms, using the language of Labour values, when parliament returns". Good luck with that, mate. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
@inclined2improvise.bsky.social Bit late asking, probably, but how did Libby enjoy her first game?
podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/r... Emails & voicemails edition #RaiderNation
www.instagram.com/reel/DNpyRtO... Grow smarter
www.instagram.com/reel/DLCJPn8... Own it..?
🔴 Reform UK’s Darren Grimes Under Investigation Over Fake AI Asylum Video of Keir Starmer Grimes faces an official complaint to the council after using manipulated imagery and attacking asylum seekers as ‘deviants’ bylinetimes.com/2025/08/29/r...
just updated the spreadsheet and john finnemore has now written over 600* sketches for souvenir programme. that's... a lot of sketches *it's 609, over 57 episodes
Great work here from @carbonbrief.org , debunking common myths about solar power. The reason that solar power makes so much sense is fundamental physics - it takes energy in its most useful form, as soon as it arrives on Earth, before it's "taxed" in entropy. Making use of it is a slam-dunk win.
www.instagram.com/reel/DM7-XtL... Ocean cleanup
This is so fucking infuriating. Why do they insist I need special software to send them a quarterly update. Why do they need a quarterly update. Why can't they supply the software themselves if it's so important to them.
www.instagram.com/p/DNxvxzC2vj... 🏴 🌊 ⚡️
www.instagram.com/p/DN648ErDQc... Recycled plastic bricks
www.instagram.com/reel/DM54nZZ... Plant facades ✅
www.instagram.com/reel/DNv3fU8... Moss cement! 👌
www.instagram.com/p/CTKwx7JMMH...
Happy birthday to Nathan King (Level 42, Frost*)
A viral photo is circulating with claims it shows veterans’ homes decorated with England flags, causing two neighbours to contact the police. But the street was actually decorated like this for a 2023 Nike advert featuring Lioness Chloe Kelly.