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Today's reminder that they're getting rid of sideloading so you can't install versions of apps that rip this dogshit out
Missed the news about Yarbro. Damn.
Aw hell Graham Greene was the absolute GOAT I’m so sorry to read this
"Bluesky is dying" Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.
Saw an ad for your phone automatically giving out addresses when “friends” message you asking for one you have saved at least I think it said friends it was hard to hear over the sound of every stalker and info thief ecstatically masturbating.
CEOs are trying to convince you that quiet quitting is worse than wage theft, while they plan on replacing you with a robot. Unions know better. Happy Labor Day Weekend.
You won't see this on the news. In fact, you may not see this anywhere. Residents of Washington D.C. march up 14th Street on Saturday August 30, 2025 chanting "Troops Go Home".
EDMONTON: this is Fiasco, @premeemohamed.com's beautiful boy. after slipping outside a few days ago, he needs help finding his way home. can you share this with your local circles?
One and then the other
They’re basically challenging me to fight a twenty-foot skeleton wearing a top hat
If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Incredible scenes in Genoa, Italy as 50,000 people join a procession to bid farewell to the boats joining the Global Sumud Flotilla to Gaza. Over 50 boats from 44 countries, loaded with 100s of tons of food aid, have set sail to Gaza to attempt to break the Israeli siege. (📸 Hidden Palestine)
Col Trautman: Koronon, try’n remember, COVID is over. Koronon, in Rambo voice: Sir… if I’m still alive, it’s still alive, isn’t it?
Posters are an excellent idea and fortunately you have at least one (1) photo of him He will be home soon
Hey LA a great pup went missing on Friday. Keep an eye out for Puma please! Last seen near Beverly and Fairfax/The Grove ❤️❤️❤️
Suing Japan over likeness rights
New Mexico is overriding the federal government on the topic of COVID19 vaccines to ensure their residents can access them. States hold a tremendous amount of public health power. They should use it.
I got to talk with @lataco.bsky.social's @eltragon.bsky.social about his tireless documentation of immigration raids in LA, and how his knowledge of the city's street food scene makes him a better immigration reporter
She is that
Lookin’ like a 1998 Tomy. Not wildly rare or valuable but very cool!
That you’re living your life correctly The Microman robot is wicked cool Def a vintage Pikachu I’ll dig into it
Hell yeah I wanna see!
The replies to this are gold. 11/10 great chuckles within
My spouse has supplanted me as the master toy hunter in our relationship. She pulled this 1989 Mario with tags right under my nose at an estate sale. It was the second day of the sale, after resellers had ravaged the place. And they all missed it. Total grail find. Never gonna hear the end of this.
This.
‼️HELP! $100/$500 Several clients were away all month, leaving me $500 short on rent, DUE TOMORROW, 9/1. I’ve applied for more work, but won’t have interviews until September. 💸💕 #AuthorSky #BookSky #HelpFolksLive2025 #HelpSky #HorrorSky #MABoost #MutualAidRequest #PoetrySky www.paypal.me/amygrechseo
Long ago, I was in a now vanished secondhand book store in #Manhattan - not the one you're thinking of - and the proprietor mentally calculated the price, with sales tax, of a book for a customer Another browser said: "Man, why do you work here, with math skills like that you could get a REAL job!"
Unhinged in the best way 10/10 A+ zero notes
If you’re not willing to sacrifice for the whole I really dunno what to say to you Emily
we lost our way when we stopped using "funky cold medina" in the trailer for every new movie
Oh my favorite is all those people who will watch every MCU movie in the theater and will also tell artistic kids that drawing/writing comics isn’t a real job.
(snicker)
People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
Stop trying to get me to make up with my nemeses Chuck I don’t care how many books you write, it’s not gonna happen They know what they did
Hey, if you’ve read THE STAIRCASE IN THE WOODS (or any book by any author!) and liked it, please leave a review! And share your love of books with friends, family, strangers, internet randolorians, foes, nemeses, woodland creatures, cryptids, prophets, influencers, exfluencers, and filthy hobbitses.
ANYONE NEAR EDMONTON
there is no question in my mind that rfk jr is the most dangerous person in this administration and that his eugenicist ideology threatens the lives of millions of people www.advocate.com/politics/dem...
RUE GANG REPRESENT
it’s truly bonkers how much you’ll see this attitude from publishing people, too, who should (theoretically) know better
One day there will be a reckoning this I vow
This entire narrative pushed by the far right of an "epidemic of trans violence" is completely bullshit. It's propaganda designed to stoke hatred and incite violence against trans people while building support for policies designed to eradicate our community. www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
Oh, you’re an author? You should get a real job. You know. Like all those people who work on your books. Editors and publicists and sales reps and executives, myriad others whose gainful full-time employment solely centers around what you produce. Why can’t you just have a real job like all of them?
Fun spoopy fact: teenagers were so destructive the Halloween of 1933, fueled by Great Depression frustrations, cities were terrified of escalation so they started inventing activities like parties, parades, and costume contests just to give the little bastards something to do that wasn't arson.
He knows Oh he knows
I may have sang Duke of earl into it once or several times
It was complete in box and everything. For like seven bucks. I felt blessed.
He’s a good lad
I found a talking skull from 1998 that synthesizes your voice thru a microphone shaped like a bone and I’m pretty happy about the whole thing. His name is Boris.
Yeah the story’s a shit show. The actors are doing good work but the whole thing is thrown together and scattered. I remember having to internet search names just to try to figure out what was going on. Who tf is Stan? Oh that guy who was on camera for two secs and never named before he disappeared
Pizzolatto originally said that season was going to be about something completely different. My honest suspicion is after getting called out for plagiarizing a lot of the S1 stuff they (had to) scrap his og plan and that’s why S2 is a mess and just a straight Long Good Friday “homage”
Please please help me spread the word! I've been to Atlanta a few times, but I don't know as many folks there as I do in Seattle or LA. So I would really *massively* appreciate any and all help letting ATL folks know about this event. 🍑💖📚
Bro BRO THE AMY FISHER STORY
Gilmore Girls but the women in the family are all serial killers. Killmore Girls.
WHAAAAAAAAAT a Lost Boys/Monster Squad home brew double bill Fuckin MULTIPLE eps of Island Son which was like the latent spiritual successor to Dr Kildare AND EVEN I FORGOT ABOUT BURT REYNOLDS AS BL STRYKER 1980s deep cut NIRVANA
King of the organs...
Just blocked a dude on here because I suddenly remembered something shitty he said to me literally like ten plus years ago. It felt really good. I encourage you to be wildly cavalier and petty with your blocks. You’re allowed to curate this experience at your total whim. Be free.
Just a heads up. I was able to schedule my COVID vaccine appointment. Online it will ask “do you have a condition that puts you at high risk for severe outcomes from COVID-19 virus.” Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment. No questions asked. No proof required. Pass it on.
In a world of rampant inconsistency, I’d like to thank James Cameron for continuing to be the immense asshole he’s always been.
I have never seen so many public servants protest the mismanagement of a government. Trumpists will point to this as proof of the deep state, but the reality is that these are professionals who are desperately trying to get the public to understand how bad things are.
There is a massive walk out at the CDC by staff unfolding right now. It is NECESSARY. I stand in solidarity with my CDC colleagues. standing up for science and public health. It is a moral imperative.
isn't this the guy who pissed in his own mouth
I have initial confirmation of a CDC walkout happening - will be looking for news coverage & more details.
Geoff Keighley smiles, huffs more money gas then has one of his elves start whittling the 60 second sad paragraph about how they’re saluting the devs in ‘another challenging year’
(Agreed. I also appreciate that they’re FANCY ice cream floats)
Waiting out and hoarding also look a lot like the same thing
I was a nacho cheese guy but also kept them stocked for road trips
Respect.
What flavor combos tho
Every video game studio form rejection now has a whole paragraph devoted to explaining how the number of applicants they’re receiving is OVERWHELMING and UNPRECEDENTED Super healthy industry we got here. Sure are spending those billions wisely.
FAB
Thanks Mike you’re good people
Dude I totally am interested! We’ll have to get a ginger ale!
Matthew Yglesias is the kind of guy who’d title their 500 page memoir Male Pattern Boldness.
Midnight Meadow Publishing has a submission window coming up this October...but if you're thinking of submitting, you should know that MM authors are reporting a variety of problems, including delayed royalty reports & payments, & MM is offering rights reversions
Thanks! ❤️
I’m just waiting for JFK Jr to say that he can also see the midichlorians
TOO KIND
The title of my new musical
Appreciate ya Howard
Thank you ❤️
Everybody is on my alt text today 😂
I am the happiest I’ve been in years with how I physically look. So that’s nice. It was a lot of work. That part sucked. Sucks. I’m also still fat as f*ck. I’m just the level of fat I personally like and find the most comfortable. I’m a big dude and I like being a big dude. It works for me.
As long as this is not a misunderstanding you realized after the fact
Oh nooooooooooooo
Of course, some collections are fairly benign. Like Tom Brown, an Appalachian man who collects rare apples.
If you explain the way authors actually get paid to someone who is unfamiliar with the industry it sounds like fraud. 😂
Holy shit I can make a little money AND cripple the AI industry?! SIGN ME UP!
So the sandwich guy ... beat the wrap
Normally dolls are a hard no for me but the sheer violence Sheryl is clearly about to commit is inspiring.
So I wanna talk about Shoppin’ Sheryl and her Mini Market for a sec cuz this may be the most woefully mis-marketed doll in toy history She had A jointed thumb like GI Joe’s combat grip A goddamn MAGNETIC hand Swivel hip joint 360 jointed neck This is not a “shopper” this is a f*cking ASSASSIN
“Big number go brrr” should be a shirt
Awwwwww so glad he arrived in good shape! He looks adorable! You got a good partner there (I mostly mean Jerry)
We were going to do another big marketing stunt for THE TOXIC AVENGER UNRATED. Instead, Toxie, whose life was upended by crushing medical bills, has joined forces with Undue Medical Debt to erase at least $5 million in un-payable medical debt for those who need it most. Learn more:
Anyone who tells you that you do not need to register copyright on published works in this country is incorrect. If you want to be able to undertake any kind of judicial enforcement of your copyright, you need to register your copyright.
Just noticed I crossed 3k followers on here and it got me thinking about a time long long ago when I actually cared deeply about my follower count on social media, even obsessed over it, and I am just struck by how incredibly f*cking stoopid and meaningless that was and is 😂
And thank you!
😂😂😂😂 I meant resting like “sitting atop” I didn’t think about it in that context
I was going to drop Instagram but then Werner Herzog created an official account so now they’ve got me.
As we all should be