So I wanna talk about Shoppin’ Sheryl and her Mini Market for a sec cuz this may be the most woefully mis-marketed doll in toy history She had A jointed thumb like GI Joe’s combat grip A goddamn MAGNETIC hand Swivel hip joint 360 jointed neck This is not a “shopper” this is a f*cking ASSASSIN
Shoppin' Sheryl out here with soup and sandwiches for her family wow betide the fash who come for her neighbors!
My girl bout to bean some karen in the head with RC cola lol
In thumbnail, on my phone screen, the lower right looked like she was holding an NBC microphone.
Oh no. Your gonna be targeted now.
That is a ‘you’re damn right this can is dented it’s dented because i just drove it through your skull for stepping to me’ expression she’s got
*tea spit*
When M3GAN has nightmares they’re about Shoppin’ Sheryl
I had a grandmother who was a physical and temperamental ringer for Shoppin’ Sheryl. The other was a physical and temperamental ringer for Missy in “Doctor Who.” Guess which one I took after?
The way kid me would have immediately stuck scissors to that magnet hand
I would’ve had her Magneto grabbing every enemy knife sword and gun
Her little pink outfit is saying "you got into Xavier's school for gifted youngsters?" "what, like it's hard?"
Now, hoping that @gailsimone.bsky.social can somehow make a Shoppin’ Sheryl cameo happen in X-Men.
As if I need an excuse to rewatch Legally Blonde, but here I go again, this time imagining Elle Woods as a mutant.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 You win
Shoppin' Sheryl is gonna fuck you up for trying to steal her Black Friday deal out of her basket.
Shoppin’ Sheryl is the one who knocks
I am... astonished, and also delighted to learn about this
As we all should be
[previous comment deleted for technical reasons, and to insert an appropriate gif] You say magnetic hand. I say telekinesis. 😜
