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DoublePuppin’

@mattfreund.bsky.social

Car magnet. Music enjoyer. Chronically underslept.

created August 4, 2023

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The only choice.

2/9/2025, 12:51:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wolves, Lower and Driver 8

2/9/2025, 12:07:54 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Saw that at the Getty. Amazing work.

1/9/2025, 11:48:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How many people know you exist irl outside of your paymasters at Raytheon vs how many people experience you online?

31/8/2025, 7:41:20 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s amazing. I am going to see the guy I went to the show with next weekend. First time in over 25 years.

29/8/2025, 2:01:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fishbone, Public Enemy, Living Colour, and Stetasonic at the Santa Monica Civic in December 1988.

29/8/2025, 12:56:39 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Growing up in SoCal I never knew of music starvation.

25/8/2025, 8:40:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gotta reup this yet again.

25/8/2025, 2:33:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone is dangerously close to becoming Katie Velominatipussy

25/8/2025, 1:52:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck Elrich, who wouldn’t even be in his position if he hadn’t hidden his secret agreement to put cops in schools before the primary.

25/8/2025, 12:04:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

21/8/2025, 1:43:16 PM | 21861 21568 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t think he knows any other way at this point. His ambitions have swallowed any decency he may have once had.

20/8/2025, 11:22:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doggles?

20/8/2025, 2:11:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Glad to hear it. I am working in an employment-precarious situation atm so always good to see vital workers like yourself will be ok (even if the system…).

20/8/2025, 12:33:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How many of those hospitals are going to stay open?

20/8/2025, 12:31:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As long as you remember the toilets on that side do flush

16/8/2025, 12:08:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They did it with drugs too. What about the children is one of the scariest political phrases in existence.

15/8/2025, 4:04:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are you calling the Expert(tm) intellectually dishonest? lol *I don’t disagree

15/8/2025, 11:12:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The line between “permissive” and “fraud” is super hard to draw, especially as the PP does *not* want to get stuck evaluating the content of the companies using it.

15/8/2025, 11:02:44 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brilliance

14/8/2025, 4:12:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That often will be significant. Advances by incremental change — rather than conceptual transformations — have made the world immensely better in many areas.

14/8/2025, 2:08:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If they are the only band, how could they get stage fright?

14/8/2025, 1:30:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slightly diminish a band: Paraless

13/8/2025, 11:30:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hate mayonnaise. It is the sputum of satan. Vinegar (and mustard) slaw ftw!

12/8/2025, 11:30:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m going to ignore your implied love of mayonnaise and move onward.

12/8/2025, 11:06:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WJ Cash wrote that, more or less, 75 years ago. Some things never change.

12/8/2025, 1:46:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will day zero arrive if structures are no longer covered by any insurance companies?

10/8/2025, 8:08:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anything guiding you to a particular place? I’ve left NYC twice and have no desire to return.

10/8/2025, 5:00:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Smokey doesn’t dissemble. They don’t need a euphemism like mauled in the woods.

8/8/2025, 11:35:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’re a lot more generous than I. Kudos

8/8/2025, 9:14:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How many chose Newsom to get him out of California?

8/8/2025, 5:14:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Evergreen

8/8/2025, 12:46:35 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’re just being cruel.

8/8/2025, 12:51:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The parasites are actually in another dimension. SMDH

7/8/2025, 12:30:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seems the perfect time for SEPTA funding to be cut. 🙄

7/8/2025, 1:33:58 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rare Katie L. Admitting she could have done better.

7/8/2025, 1:06:18 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mickey 17, but with options.

5/8/2025, 10:54:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ll try to take pics when I get home if you cannot locate a copy.

5/8/2025, 1:48:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh no oh no oh no 🤣🤣🤣

5/8/2025, 11:46:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Made the front of the WaPo Style section today in print!

5/8/2025, 10:03:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bacon-stripping for the win!

4/8/2025, 11:13:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I weighed my head and, unfortunately, a lobotomy doesn’t come near close enough.

3/8/2025, 9:50:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you find the secret, please let me know. Six would be sleeping in for me.

2/8/2025, 10:25:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the way. I cook salmon early in the week for work lunch.

1/8/2025, 5:53:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Has No, Jerry, No! already been taken as a product name?

1/8/2025, 3:11:37 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Dad is great, he feeds us chocolate cake” level of chocolate?

1/8/2025, 2:40:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It me. I prefer red onions. Veggies sautéed and then scrambled all together.

1/8/2025, 12:04:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trying to ban all dogs from heaven won’t get you there either

1/8/2025, 12:36:27 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder how the increased SALT deduction will interact with this trend.

29/7/2025, 1:59:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My late grandmother and I would alternate this and Law and Order as our extended hangout watch. There were some great series in the 70s.

29/7/2025, 11:41:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I preferred the original characters, mostly. Colonel Potter never really clicked for me. He was the weakest major character of his era. Departure of Radar was a bummer, too. Father Mulcahy was my favorite character for the reasons you cited above.

29/7/2025, 11:38:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you prefer the first three seasons or those following?

29/7/2025, 10:55:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The attempted misdirection by a Raytheon employee to disguise her role in making more effective bombs never ends.

25/7/2025, 5:06:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@walthickey.bsky.social in my experience, dogs sleep too much, making it hard for a three pooch team to compete at Le Mans.

25/7/2025, 4:36:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve been awake for an hour so overlapping in the worst way.

24/7/2025, 8:05:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck the IOC

22/7/2025, 10:20:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dick Tuck said it best

22/7/2025, 4:31:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For the people who derive their news from listicles I suppose.

21/7/2025, 4:10:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Done

20/7/2025, 11:32:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is freaking horrid

19/7/2025, 10:11:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m available to discuss via DM if you wanna vent more privately. I saw my doctor last Monday about my numbers. Both liberating and sucks.

19/7/2025, 9:22:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hate that I have to keep watching mine. Reaching the point where diet ain’t gonna do it alone.

19/7/2025, 9:19:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do ICE vans have doors?

18/7/2025, 3:40:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Enjoy some uninterrupted dad time!

17/7/2025, 1:29:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That stinks. Sorry.

17/7/2025, 11:07:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unless it’s crypto in which case you’ll support it.

17/7/2025, 12:40:39 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Betcha the guy who likes the beer madlibs song is talking “‘bout my earrings and my hair”

16/7/2025, 5:58:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“And he told me it was the perfect country & western song…”

16/7/2025, 4:40:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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45 minutes to shower, 3 to dress, and 15 to psych yourself up enough to leave. Sorry, but no.

16/7/2025, 12:04:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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From last year: In Annandale, a battle over pickleball courts sparks a lawnchair sit-in - The Washington Post

14/7/2025, 10:49:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does there need to be much in the way of “negotiation” or just a single phone call? I’m sure the Turkey has many other places to roost.

10/7/2025, 5:52:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think some depends on who the WH wants to win. They can force Adams’ hand.

10/7/2025, 4:45:38 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is that the barsignal for The Dare?

8/7/2025, 6:49:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wonder how Vance feels about that considering AcreTrader.

8/7/2025, 3:11:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy birthday!

8/7/2025, 12:22:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Without the lead this time, hopefully.

6/7/2025, 2:48:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As the EIC, can’t you just eliminate that section of the paper?

4/7/2025, 6:09:29 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The US wouldn’t even do simple things to improve inside air during the pandemic for schools, so I don’t have high hopes for this necessary, life saving step.

3/7/2025, 12:10:48 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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📌

2/7/2025, 4:31:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Richard Thompson fucking rules!

1/7/2025, 3:43:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do I detect a little slav-ering (like drooling, but more focused)

1/7/2025, 1:46:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Owning up to your proprioception weakness does not make you an expert in assessing the structural integrity of bicycle helmets. The long tail risk ain’t worth it.

1/7/2025, 1:27:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your next book best not concern eschatology.

1/7/2025, 11:37:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Knowing these fuckers, finding a “definite” cause will lead to genetic testing and death.

1/7/2025, 11:31:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m impressed you are expressing confidence there will be a “next year”

30/6/2025, 11:17:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m well aware. Next time I won’t use the Sincere Font(tm)

30/6/2025, 10:43:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who thinks you are mean?

30/6/2025, 10:15:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No need. Embrace your youth. I take consolation in having the mental state of a fourteen year old. My body will die but my brain will haunt for years afterward.

30/6/2025, 9:46:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Movie night at the Humphrey building oughta be a blast!!

30/6/2025, 9:45:02 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So you’re saying you’re qualified to be Secretary of HHS?

30/6/2025, 9:39:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That comment made my bones turn to dust.

30/6/2025, 9:31:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Abolish all the ‘oomers instead? Might be easier.

30/6/2025, 9:29:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Then I think it is the opposite of hints: She is paying attention to what you like.

30/6/2025, 9:17:54 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is the dress consistent with your taste?

30/6/2025, 9:10:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I came back inside after mowing do find:

Luna, a black barbet eating from a tub of (moldy) Parmesan cheese. She is sitting on a grey rug with some light grey and gold patterns in a weak imitation of a Persian rug.
30/6/2025, 8:21:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stay too long out of ego? Fight tooth and nail to squash younger leaders? What legacy is he trying to uphold?

30/6/2025, 11:10:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How would you know? Ælfric himself anointed me

30/6/2025, 12:44:09 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Saints don’t claim their own sainthood.

30/6/2025, 12:38:36 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How could 1986 not be obvious?

29/6/2025, 6:31:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ruin a book’s title by replacing one word with butthole: Flashman’s Butthole

28/6/2025, 11:24:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view