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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social

…is just code for: PBJs, violent video games, and chocolate for breakfast

aug 1, 2025, 2:35 pm • 122 0

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Cait @caitesq.bsky.social

My kids’ grandmother started telling them, “It’s just you and me, babe,” whenever my partner and I went out. Now whenever one or both of us are out, the kids are excited for a you-and-me-babe night, which usually means pizza and a movie.

aug 2, 2025, 3:30 pm • 9 0 • view
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DoublePuppin’ @mattfreund.bsky.social

“Dad is great, he feeds us chocolate cake” level of chocolate?

aug 1, 2025, 2:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sacha Prins @sacha.prins.net

Good ol' bribery

aug 1, 2025, 2:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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Virginia S. O'Possum @virginiaopossum.bsky.social

Postive reinforcement for the win!

aug 1, 2025, 2:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social

Oh crap my wife has access to this app

aug 1, 2025, 2:36 pm • 125 0 • view
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darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social

She already knows

aug 1, 2025, 2:40 pm • 2 0 • view
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Hal 10000 @hal10000.bsky.social

No need to fear. This is called "being a good dad" :)

aug 1, 2025, 5:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dave Johnson @dwjohnson.bsky.social

aug 1, 2025, 2:43 pm • 5 0 • view
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🏳️‍⚧️Manticorn @manticorn.bsky.social

IF IT WORKS, IT WORKS!

aug 1, 2025, 2:37 pm • 2 0 • view
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jhnrbk @jhnrbk.bsky.social

Just tell her that pb&j, video games, and breakfast chocolate is code for being quiet and well-behaved

aug 1, 2025, 2:53 pm • 2 0 • view
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Maggie McNeill @maggiemcneill.bsky.social

NOTHING TO SEE HERE LIZ

aug 1, 2025, 5:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lang Thompson @funhousejournal.bsky.social

Some of us do guys night 24/7.

aug 1, 2025, 2:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social

I've got the same thing going on this weekend and my five-year-old spent this morning just listing snacks and video games.

aug 1, 2025, 2:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bill Kuchman @billkuchman.bsky.social

Chocolate cereal ... or just straight up chocolate?

aug 1, 2025, 2:36 pm • 0 0 • view