He's just this guy, you know? he/him/his
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I'm pretty sure that whomever is picking the playlist for VEVO True School Hip-hop is following who's on tour. They've played Shook Ones Part II every night lately and Mobb Deep will be here in Dallas in November. Got my ticket already! youtu.be/yoYZf-lBF_U?...
Teachers always gave you back your homework and tests face-down, didn't they.
Little lizard in my back yard driving my cats crazy.
None of those terms are racial slurs.
An accurate description.
Maybe it's because I don't live in a big city, but I just got back from Zurich and it was shocking to me to see how many people are still smoking cigarettes.
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement today at 2?
Fuckin' Stuart...
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future.
It's just his dirty diapers.
Tariff on pixels.
I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for $500, Alex.
This is so simply and clearly explained.
I love KEXP so much. This morning they just played "Sinnatuumait (Dreams)" by Elisapie. It's the Fleetwood Mac song "Dreams" but translated to Inuktitut. I had never heard it before, nor had I ever heard of Elisapie before. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub2q...
The Dwarves dug too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dûm. Shadow…and Flame.
I'VE BEEN BAMBOOZLED
Are you ok?
This dweeb has been watching too much Judge Judy.
No proof that it DIDN'T though
Are you genuinely this stupid, or are you pretending to be for the public's amusement?
That would be the Constitution.
Conservatives sure love to make up problems that don't exist to be scared of.
You think this is some kind of weird gotcha? Nobody in history that has restricted access to books has ever been viewed as the good guys.
No.
So you think an elementary school librarian is going to go out and get porn. Amazing.
And you make the logical leap to conclude that somehow endorses porn in schools. Brilliant move.
This just in from Weirdo HQ: Dylan thinks The Handmaid's Tale is porn.
I hate that I never got to see them perform live
I've checked all my Satanic guidebooks and I can't find those hand gestures anywhere, did I miss a meeting or something?
The biggest tumor will be gone, but the cancer will still be there.
Circling. #Trump
You.
Cleaning up my home office this morning and I found this among a stack of old comics, @jamaligle.bsky.social
Using my downtime this morning to clean up my home office a bit. Found the two prints at the very top and bottom and decided to hang them with the rest of my Beastie Boys stuff.
In the 80s, people would host a "bulletin board system" (BBS) on a computer that you could dial into. It would have message forums, file downloads, and some rudimentary text-based games (I loved Trade Wars). And if you were lucky, you could find a list of BBS telephone numbers to download.
Working from home today and I'm feeling fancy, so I put my mini donuts on a plate.
Raekwon, Killer Mike and Action Bronson
And still amazing to this day! Favorite track: youtu.be/MQcPB1WkISI
My dad, too. Poisoned with agent orange which led to diabetes and eventually taking his ability to walk. I'll burn the fuck out of a damn flag.
youtu.be/_Gw58NYktVY
Wow, I hadn't thought about Frank Black in a minute. Thanks for the reminder.
Rude.
Dallas when, tho?
If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid.
That NATIVE TONGUES playlist is my most listened-to playlist. I didn't create it, but it's fantastic for anyone interested. open.spotify.com/playlist/0VZ...
That's a bot.
Awesome!
What if the world was made of pudding?
This is 🤌🏾 @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social
3:30am Switzerland time to 3:30pm Dallas time. 3 flights. Finally home. Thanks for letting me bore you with my vacation photos.
I just want my home office space and closet space back.
Twenty-Twö Pilots, Four Dog Night, 11,000 Maniacs, U3, Ten Inch Nails
9 hour flight home from Europe? No problem when I have @wearedelasoul.com to keep me company. I listened to all 6 of these on the way.
@inaneenglish.bsky.social
Removing the barrel was ok, but removing the cracker was a step too far for them.
Fuck it, I'm on vacation for one more day.
If your trip takes you to Tasmania and your schedule allows it, I recommend this place. You can pet Tasmanian Devils (they're SO soft) and hand feed kangaroos. maps.app.goo.gl/HvVeoQTFFcqW...
Got myself a Swiss souvenir to take home tomorrow. Engraved with my initials on the opposite side.
Rest in piss
Rude.
Enjoying my last morning in Zürich in the shadow of the statue of Alfred Escher just outside Zürich Hauptbahnhaus.
ABBA song for me. 🫂
Chocolate samples everywhere!
Spotted in Zürich this morning.
I'm Still #1!
Also, Charles De Gaulle airport in Paris, I hate you.
Close... 1989. 😉
The whole soundtrack of Captain Marvel
No. No work. Few more days here first.
As a reader, it was... I just discovered that my favorite character was Blue Beetle (Ted) and then Max Lord put a bullet in his head.
Also Sweetums.
Same.
Huh?
0% chance he's ever set foot in there
Lunch atop Stanserhorn
Luzern, I am in you.
Why is it that I can walk up to any random shop in Europe and have the best cup of coffee of my life? America, what are we doing so wrong?
Let's get it on!
I'm in Zürich for a few days. Someone that used to live here recommended this Döner kebab place to me and it was REALLY good.
I didn't even know Jimmy Dean made an Italian sausage. I've only ever had their breakfast sausage.
Just you, I think.
Walking food tour of Zürich today and my belly is happy.
Sorry to hear that your brain has turned to mush. Get well soon.
Zürich, you are beautiful.
