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yes. tasting fabrics is one of the easiest ways to test fiber composition. natural fabrics, such as wool, cotton, and linen, breakdown in the digestive tract. synthetics such as polyester will not. so to test fiber composition, eat the garment. if fibers appear in your poop, it was synthetic.
He’s got the corruption of Harding & his admin. down; it would be a real shame if he emulated Harding in another respect, too.
…but that is a distinct question from whether candidates with a military background are *desirable* & while the answer is of course “not unconditionally,” there are many desirable qualities for public officials that military experience can foster.
There’s probably plenty of political science research on the electoral performance of candidates with a military record. Not being familiar with that research, I would speculate that such a background probably provides much less of a benefit in elections than we generally think.
bonus points if they are encoded as rural, masculine, & working-class (the last two are not entirely but very nearly synonymous).
people would make fun of it as an obsession of Aaron Sorkin (vide everything he’s written) or Jon Stewart (vide Irresistible), but there clearly is much desire to the left of the center for candidates with a military background who tell them what they want to hear.
I'm sorry, but genetic engineering is getting out of hand.
it's legitimately hard to judge, since nearly every Trump photo over the last year has looked especially fucked up in a new way. he looks pale here? and extra puffy? and like he's melting, but that's as usual, at least for the past year or so.
Using one photo already on your phone, what is Trump announcing at 2:00pm?
one of the downsides of politics is that good candidates will inspire enthusiasm, & often very extreme enthusiasm among some set, but for those of us who are maladjusted—Caufield-esque—this will always seem dreadfully phony & highly annoying to watch.
if you're not running for Congress in Illinois' ninth district, please raise your hand.
I just hope all these crazy kids have fun.
anything that someone defines as "having all the characteristics that make [something] unappealing to normal people" is going to be electorally unsuccessful. it's tautological.
It is genuinely hilarious that if you search bluesky for "stroke" right now half of it is about Trump and half of it is gay porn
right, my guess is that "before" was significantly worse than what our popular understanding was!
I do think think something changed to account for the bruising on the hand, but again the possibilities are endless. it's not hard to imagine the bruising being inconsequential, but Trump & his people getting weird about it, fueling these theories.
there is a set of Discourse Topics which you can go absolutely out of your way to Perform the Proper Obeisances and precommit to saying "baby don't worry baby i know you're right baby" every other sentence but still if you try to engage with nuance and clarity the wheels fall off
basically anything could transpire regarding Trump's health & it wouldn't surprise me at this point.
…&, if you want punditry on an action that would be disturbing & deplorable in its own right, it probably would further raise Pritzker's standing within the Democratic Party.
joking aside, I'm afraid this is most likely correct about what Trump will announce.
The president, at 2:00 PM tomorrow: "I think I hauve covid."
It’s non-responsive; it tries to answer a different question but doesn’t even do that well.
what kind of an answer is that?
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“I am a supporter of flags.” ~Sir Keir Starmer. #Vexillology
the typically simplistic thinking of hawks has some merit with regard to Russia—a lack of consequences for threats & aggressive deeds has emboldened them, & for their behavior to change, they have to have some fear of what we will do to them.
take the gloves off
“We’re trying to figure out what we can do”—virtually the hot dog meme.
lol, especially at the possibility of tariff exemptions.
…you can dislike both of them, but there are not even superficial similarities in their styles, personalities, & résumés, & they are operating in extremely different political contexts.
I suspect this is a result of Americans using the same internet as the British, but having a typical lack of comprehension & curiosity about other countries.
who got American progressives started on likening Gavin Newsom to Keir Starmer? it’s kind of impressive because it convinces me they understand neither Newsom nor Starmer.
the amount of mistakes in comparison & judgment one must make to end up here should preclude one from any occupation that requires analytical thinking.
oh my god
In fact, when public health experts act with greater transparency & emphasize their uncertainties, conspiracists seize upon that. The conspiracists, who reject expertise & the responsibilities of living in society, are the problem.
I do not think it is difficult to find flaws with public health experts’ responses to COVID, in policy or communication. Also, they were overwhelmingly reasonable & publicly acknowledging their errors will do nothing to restore trust in public health.
I think that he, like many journalists, is very easily impressed by Heterodox Ideas & feels that he has to take them seriously & seek dialogue, etc.
yeah, like 70(?) percent of the time he says fairly progressive Democratic things & then the remainder will sound as if he wants to write for Compact Magazine.
flags are low-key goated when symbolizing the nation is the vibe.
same.
oh BROTHER.
Allison, 20, has been detained for six months at the Stewart Detention Center in Lumpkin, Georgia. She had nearly given up her legal fight due to health issues and unsanitary conditions at the facility.
What this would require is a kind of collective monomania on the part of the media, which they only appear able to muster for Joe Biden’s age & possibly international conflicts involving the United States.
I actually think that sustained negative media coverage could force the vice president’s office to disavow “captive dreamer.” It wouldn’t force him out of office, but it would be worth doing to enforce—however inconsistently—a norm against Nazism in American life.
Rudy Giuliani happened to be in the middle of one of his favorite pastimes - RESPECTING WOMEN - when he suddenly broke every single bone in his body. Please do not call and ask any questions because his business partner is taking care of him ❤️
Creative writing prompt: Make a simple press statement about a car accident sound suspicious on at least three different levels.
Turns out the TN sheriff who inspired Walking Tall (and carried a big stick) murdered his wife. www.wkrn.com/news/local-n...
anyway, it’s hard to overstate how noxious that account is. just gutter racism & literal neo-Nazism. bsky.app/profile/robe...
wondering idly if J. D. Vance still follows the “captive dreamer” account. I would guess he does.
And no, boosting a Nazi to say that the Jews aren't going to turn off the entire internet like 4chan thinks, they're just going to censor it, is not in fact incisive commentary in any scenario, and if you think it is, you're already cooked and need to get off the internet for your own good.
I would like them to have three years of the last months of Biden’s presidency.
Direct comparisons don't really work well, but to give an example of the issue at hand, I earn about 37K a year. I'd be paying less tax on that *anywhere* in the United States than I would in the UK. In some states I would be paying drastically less.
1. I think it's difficult for people not in the US to appreciate how absolutely non-useful/condescending "use a train" is as advice. Where I live, the nearest passenger train station is 90 miles away, in Cincinnati. However, there is a bus from Dayton to that train station, a mere 43 miles from me.
3. If you live on the East Coast between DC and Boston, "use a train" is more realistic, if still not always practical. If everyone in the Acela corridor switched to trains, the train service would probably literally explode. It's no longer designed to be anything other than a minority use choice.
2. There is irony here in that my little town used to be an important railway hub! But the last train came through here in the 80s. All the train tracks are bike trails now, or just simply disused. No public buses out here either. No public transport in general. Lots of the US is like this.
Honestly Trump being too old & sick to talk to reporters serves my purposes almost as well as him kicking it. "What if Trump was president & it wasn't any fun" is a pretty good summary of why the press hated COVID & I am very happy to bring that back
Black women have every right to be furious. The irresponsible choices of white voters has for many of us, taken our livelihood with consequences for our homes, the education of our children, our ability to care for parents. It’s unconscionable. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/31/u...
well, he is eighty-one years old.
The things Trump does & says are so outrageous that he couldn’t possibly win anyone’s support unless they approved of the outrageous things, which must make them…not outrageous. Q.E.D.
pretty much!
I have here in my hand a list of 205 groypers…
so like,,,how do you clean up the intelligence agencies
it’s just so hard to report on what is going on here, because Lisa Cook didn’t rebut Donald Trump’s allegations in her lawsuit… hire me, NYT, Washington Post, CNN etc.
it won’t happen because it is too perfect, but IMAGINE how funny it would be if he died & his last pronouncement was a Truth Social post that just said “good night!!”
God, if you exist, you have a chance to do the funniest thing ever.
Prejudice directed against public employees (they are undeserving of their position, lazy, inefficient, etc.) has been tolerated by far too much of American society for far too long, & one can be assured that racism underlies much of it.
the desire for this, felt consciously or not, has long driven much right-wing rage against public employees.
This comparison perhaps could be made, though with some exaggeration, if the extent of George Wallace’s opposition to civil rights was to go on a minor TV news program & say that he’d come to appreciate some people had valid concerns about bussing.
meanwhile, we are firing anyone who won’t tell us that 1+2=10.
you will never guess, dear reader, who is being compared to George Wallace.
“At Goodwill of North Georgia, the number of Black people who for the first time ask for help finding work is up 41% over the past three months, compared with a 23% increase in the number of new white job seekers.” www.wsj.com/economy/jobs...
sovereign is he who decides on bedtime. is that anything.
from what I’ve gathered, it is a podcast or YouTube channel where some repulsive guys bother people on the subway, & it’s supposed to be funny? also they’re xenophobic against non-New Yorkers? & NIMBYs? the appeal eludes me.
This remains unclear to me:
“.. with the exception of the pandemic, Black women have never seen such staggering losses in employment.” @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2025/08/31/u...
one of the salutary purposes that "the groups" can fulfill is providing information with clear sources & reasoning on a subject such as this, instead of leaving it to individual media entrepreneurs using a vibes-based approach.
EOs aren't laws, get lost
It has broad cultural acceptance (whether or not people will admit as much), & it is terrible.
being On Phone when driving is a fucking curse.
he can also issue an executive order mandating that the sea levels drop—whatever, man.
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
(This is about Ernst Hanfstaengl, who went to college Near Boston & became a close associate of Hitler in the twenties & early thirties.)
imagine you were in the Harvard University Band in 1974 & this weird German man who used to be friends with Hitler shows up & wants to talk about college fight songs.
a lot going on here (why did he return to Wisconsin from *Georgia,* the country?!) but I am hung up on the riding an electric bike to Madison part. that’s over 75 miles, & I don’t know what kind of roads you’d have to use.
He faked his drowning in Green Lake & then rode an electric bike to Madison, lmfao.
Wisconsin mentioned! oh. oh dear.
stove status: touching underway.
Right. Same thing as 2020 [see below].Through 2 debates and a session on Economics in Chicago during the 2024 campaign I never heard a reporter bring up the cost of the 2020 tariffs & the bailout to farmers WE paid for to cover Trump’s tariff folly. I’m sick of it. www.forbes.com/sites/stuart...
“Our emperor saw his grandmother’s ships & needs his own.”
exactly: bsky.app/profile/saba...
#neverforget
this is correct. obviously it would not be possible to follow Hungary’s exact trajectory, but the “national conservatives” do see Hungary as an example of the good society.
you could say American society is “not holding up well.”
oh maaan.
people used to enjoy ragging on Jonathan Franzen, but his level of disengagement from social media & current events generally is much to be desired in fiction writers.
we actually may not talk enough about how cooked are the brains of everyone involved in literary fiction.
Chris Geidner 
